He fried Apple's ass here. Honestly insane the CEO of a company of Meta's size would just shoot a video on his couch clearly impromptu and upload it and just absolutely wreck. What a king.
> get laid off from twitter
> go home
> enter the garage
> close the door
> sit in my car
> turn it on
> wait
> 3 hours later the battery finally dies
> goddamn you Elon
Apparently the chancellor of a university in Wisconsin was fired after filming internet porn with his wife and the screencap from the news story has honestly piqued my interest
KANYE: I won't say what race doctor diagnosed me as bipolar. I won't say it. I can't say it. Okay. It was a JEWISH doctor
ME: *making note* Jews... are very good doctors...
Someday a woman way out of your league will have to accept the painful truth that she has incredible chemistry with you. It will kill her inside how well you flow
To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:
- Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day
- Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day
- New unverified accounts to 300/day
This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this.
There is NOTHING feminine about American women.
American women are literally men.
Russians spend 30% of their income on food, Americans about 10%. This is actually a video of an insanely rich American stunting on poor third worlders in their grocery store and then telling the camera America sucks.
Men are outraged by this woman not doing the Data Analytics Approved move here but she was winning the whole time and simply read those vibes correctly. This is a triumph of woo over nerds.
Bro do you want to go out tonight we can drink a bunch and feel bloated and tired. Tomorrow you can feel like you got hit by a truck. Come on dude let’s pay Uber surge pricing
I was honestly expecting to meet Elon for three minutes and a pic between meetings and instead we had a 20 minute convo about the future of Twitter. Super nice guy just to take that time but also wanted to talk to us and hear our takes. Very nice dude.
This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this.
There is NOTHING feminine about American women.
American women are literally men.
After doing street interviews here in Bali for last couple of weeks
I can tell u first hand
There exists a subset of Eastern European women
Russians, Ukrainians mainly
That are 20-23 years of age, that still have never had a boyfriend
That are genuine 9s and 10s
With <500…
Ngl it’s insane that Hamas went on a medieval rape and murder rampage through southern Israel and the next day there’s a rally for Palestine in New York. Like let the pie cool for a second damn
Why is it any idiot in New York City can sling insanely good pizza with zero effort and everywhere else in the country it’s like splitting the atom to get one decent pie
X, formerly Twitter, only responded to 30% of the notes from researchers flagging misinformation in posts, says Kate Starbird, the leader of a misinformation research group.
yeah the world is burning to the ground and our climate is fucked and everyone is poor now and we're all dying but look at this $2,425,000,000 ball we made
Sir we’re being margin called by Klarna for the Wendy’s order we acquired from Uber Eats earlier this month. If the price of Frosties declines 25% the losses will be greater than the market capitalization of the whole firm.
Lowkey it’s wild that huge ships pass by bridge pylons a million times a day and apparently if they hit one it collapses the whole bridge. I didn’t know.
Onlyfans girl who loses 95% of her subscribers in the 2023 AI porn crash so she learns to code and gets hired and then laid off in the 2024 AI engineering crash
Learning that Catholic priests sexually abuse at the same rate as Protestant preachers and way less than public school teachers was a real blackpill moment for me. Why was this all about Catholics? Profoundly effective smear campaign.