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@growing_daniel

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San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2021
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@growing_daniel
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Which way western man
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Didn't believe it at first, but
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10 months
Most insane community note
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@Helloimmorgan Invited a Colombian woman on vacation without meeting her first - now we’re getting married.
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I miss when tech and programming was just this
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I made an iPhone app that always points at the centre of the galaxy!
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9 months
Community notes committed a murder
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2 years
Here’s a map of the Louisiana Purchase. What happened up here? Did Canada ask nicely or something? I want it back. War is on the table.
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My son has been missing for for a full 24 hours now. If we can hit 10k likes I’ll report it to the police
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2 years
The bravest thing a grown man can do is get out of bed when he’s really cozy
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2 months
final LinkedIn post
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r/meth people are God's strongest soldiers
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Jesus was a carpenter which means for a split second when they handed him his cross he probably clocked it and was like hmmm cedar
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6 months
That TikTok girl is right, most jobs suck and commuting sucks too
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2 months
I’d jump off golden gate if I got zoned this hard
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Lucy Guo
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Appreciation post for my best friend (who is single and the nicest guy ever)
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3 months
He fried Apple's ass here. Honestly insane the CEO of a company of Meta's size would just shoot a video on his couch clearly impromptu and upload it and just absolutely wreck. What a king.
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Sheel Mohnot
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Zuck on the Apple Vision Pro He's still got fire in him, love to see it
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1 year
Most difficult five days of my posting career but we got him
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10 months
Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax
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7 months
oh okay my bad
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2 years
*trying to impress a girl* I’ve actually dated several worms. Doesn’t bother me at all
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2 years
Just saw a guy make a strained face while tearing a croissant in half. Men used to go to war
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We need more immigration from India
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9 months
I love how fucking stupid the internet is
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9 months
You buying this is the same person?
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1 year
> get laid off from twitter > go home > enter the garage > close the door > sit in my car > turn it on > wait > 3 hours later the battery finally dies > goddamn you Elon
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6 months
Three years.
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I spent three years designing foldable coat hangers.
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Community notes is beating this man to death just finding the L in every single tweet
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2 months
A message to “community notes”
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7 months
This is 10x meaner than anything anyone has said on twitter about her
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2 months
Wait they’re actually building this fucking thing
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Philip Oldfield
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Latest construction photos of the Line / Neom Those are going to need to be some hefty foundations if this ends up being 500m tall!!!
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3 months
Jesus isn't coming back is he
@AlexFinnX
Alex Finn
3 months
Using TikTok on Apple Vision Pro has changed my life:
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1 year
I know it smell crazy in there
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AHHHHHHH
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2 months
Black mirror moment
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Putin smoothly bringing up Tucker Carlson getting rejected by the CIA right out of college
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4 months
Apparently the chancellor of a university in Wisconsin was fired after filming internet porn with his wife and the screencap from the news story has honestly piqued my interest
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Okay this is sick
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2 years
If you didn’t meet a spouse in college then it’s over
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KANYE: I won't say what race doctor diagnosed me as bipolar. I won't say it. I can't say it. Okay. It was a JEWISH doctor ME: *making note* Jews... are very good doctors...
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The one on the left shares our values. Let him in
@KennethRWebster
Kenny Webster
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Illegal aliens and Border Patrol agents enjoying the solar eclipse together
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Okay the porn bots are literally putting hardcore pornography in my replies @elonmusk this is becoming deranged
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WIFE: why did you like this girl's half naked selfie? ME:
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1 year
Breathe bro. Focus.
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What if you wake up and the bed is super cozy. What then
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When did Priscilla become hot
@Raadmobrem
Raad
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Once again, whoever is running comms for Zuckerberg and Meta deserves a massive raise
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1 year
Cum is actually blue when its in the body. It just turns red because of the oxygen
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It’s crazy that American universities can have officially racist policies but the victims are Asian kids so we all collectively shrug
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I love basic bitch Indian food it’s so insanely good
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If coffee shops asked me to tip $1 instead of 20% their success rate would improve dramatically
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9 months
*sees people at a museum* fucking capitalism…
@jerrysaltz
Jerry Saltz
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Hello Capitalism, my old friend.
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6 months
This is seriously the most expressive I’ve ever seen Xi and I watched him get declared God dictator for life of the largest country on earth
@ianbremmer
ian bremmer
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never seen xi smile like that before good for gavin
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2 years
Someday a woman way out of your league will have to accept the painful truth that she has incredible chemistry with you. It will kill her inside how well you flow
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Hot girls are living lives that are so good that you’d kill yourself if you fully understood it
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10 months
Your addiction is about to be broken. We will all be free. See you guys at the park.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits: - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/day
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learning gripping facts about the borders of eastern Europe in 1654
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The bravest thing a girl can do is be unemployed and live with her parents
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This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this. There is NOTHING feminine about American women. American women are literally men.
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Russians spend 30% of their income on food, Americans about 10%. This is actually a video of an insanely rich American stunting on poor third worlders in their grocery store and then telling the camera America sucks.
@CatchUpFeed
Catch Up
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Tucker Carlson goes shopping at a Russian grocery store.
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Men are outraged by this woman not doing the Data Analytics Approved move here but she was winning the whole time and simply read those vibes correctly. This is a triumph of woo over nerds.
@PokerNews
PokerNews
2 years
🤯🤯🤯 @RobbiJadeLew 🤯🤯🤯
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Bro do you want to go out tonight we can drink a bunch and feel bloated and tired. Tomorrow you can feel like you got hit by a truck. Come on dude let’s pay Uber surge pricing
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I can think of a time when Germany’s far right party was more popular and more extreme
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1 year
I was honestly expecting to meet Elon for three minutes and a pic between meetings and instead we had a 20 minute convo about the future of Twitter. Super nice guy just to take that time but also wanted to talk to us and hear our takes. Very nice dude.
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what would you do in this situation??
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If you stopped smoking weed for long enough you'd realize how mentally ill it is making you
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Yeah idk this seems pretty straightforward to me
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Samirah
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This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this. There is NOTHING feminine about American women. American women are literally men.
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Any bear will do this if you just approach them with confidence and make a few sudden movements
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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I can’t believe this guy managed to high five a wild bear 😳
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I love Rivian's design language right now. Understated 70s import vibe. Feels clean and mature. Nice work
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You’re not drinking are you? Remember we’re going to the farmers market at 8 AM
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Can I say something without people getting mad
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4 months
It's called Korean bro you have to use google translate
@sentdefender
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The Messages coming out of South Korea right now are beyond Confusing.
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I fucking hate this liberal bullshit
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Japanese WW2 soldier in a jungle in the Philippines in 1970
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"And on Fridays you can wear jeans - we like to start the weekend a little early here!" "Okay"
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#16 every time
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Afternoon Delight
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@lporiginalg i’ve been stretching #8 pretty thin but it’s always resulted in a safe clean surrender in my personal instances
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Why is she running ads for him
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Hillary Clinton
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Reminder:
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How are we still tricking journalists. How is this still happening
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If Russia is serious about peace they need to make territorial concessions to Wagner to end the war now
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The best argument against body count discourse is how easily these guys get taken by literal prostitutes
@closingUSD
closingUSD
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After doing street interviews here in Bali for last couple of weeks I can tell u first hand There exists a subset of Eastern European women Russians, Ukrainians mainly That are 20-23 years of age, that still have never had a boyfriend That are genuine 9s and 10s With <500…
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IBM was living in the year 3000 when they put a clit on the keyboard
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dawg what the hell are Squatters Rights 😂
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Moment NYC homeowner is arrested after tense standoff with squatters
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Ngl it’s insane that Hamas went on a medieval rape and murder rampage through southern Israel and the next day there’s a rally for Palestine in New York. Like let the pie cool for a second damn
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We did it twitter
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Gmail is here to stay.
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Never seen a film come so close to profit without reaching it. Unfortunately by the rules of hollywood the filmmaker was executed
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Remember when the entire United States got obsessed with these for like one summer in 2007
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Why is it any idiot in New York City can sling insanely good pizza with zero effort and everywhere else in the country it’s like splitting the atom to get one decent pie
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I love that the girl from the triggered liberal meme showed up again as a misinformation researcher
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60 Minutes
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X, formerly Twitter, only responded to 30% of the notes from researchers flagging misinformation in posts, says Kate Starbird, the leader of a misinformation research group.
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This is the most AI looking real image so far
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The real cultural divide is growing up in an orange zip code or a blue zip code
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Google back in 2010 was crazy. You could look up anything and it’d be there.
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Imagine having this mindset. Like what a fucking loser
@berdyaboi
berd
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yeah the world is burning to the ground and our climate is fucked and everyone is poor now and we're all dying but look at this $2,425,000,000 ball we made
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we're not gonna win the next world war, are we
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Buddy shared this with the group chat
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Wow celebrate diversity I guess
@FarnoushAmiri
Farnoush Amiri
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Speaker Nancy Pelosi and (most) the women of the Capitol Press corps
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Sir we’re being margin called by Klarna for the Wendy’s order we acquired from Uber Eats earlier this month. If the price of Frosties declines 25% the losses will be greater than the market capitalization of the whole firm.
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Lowkey it’s wild that huge ships pass by bridge pylons a million times a day and apparently if they hit one it collapses the whole bridge. I didn’t know.
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Does this ever happen
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Onlyfans girl who loses 95% of her subscribers in the 2023 AI porn crash so she learns to code and gets hired and then laid off in the 2024 AI engineering crash
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I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke
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Learning that Catholic priests sexually abuse at the same rate as Protestant preachers and way less than public school teachers was a real blackpill moment for me. Why was this all about Catholics? Profoundly effective smear campaign.
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Indian Internet Israel Defense Force (IIIDF)
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I met my wife in a github issue thread
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I love that these drones take eight hours to get there so we just get to chat about the impending world war while waiting
@sentdefender
OSINTdefender
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According to a U.S. Official, between 50-75 One-Way “Suicide” Drones have been launched by Iran against Israel.
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