cait.bsky.social @punished_cait Twitter profile

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

2 years

gm i made you this POV: petting Austin in the sun

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

2 years

it sucks that there are no child-centric, non-monetized areas online anymore. when i was young there were dozens of sites that just had games and quizzes and dolls and it was all free. the disney channel website had 100 flash games and i spent days and days on neopets

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cait.bsky.social

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2 years

nuked from orbit

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please read this and then listen to the song. you are not prepared for the song

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cait.bsky.social

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2 years

in case you're wondering how Online is doing, a female streamer revealed in a stream that she is married to a man who has been abusing her, forcing her to stream, taking the money and threatening to kill her dogs, and dudes are responding by being mad she "pretended" to be single

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2 years

Amouranth has had a husband this whole time yet I’ve been gifting 1000’s of Tier 3’s EVERY MONTH? How do you chargeback on a credit card?

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cait.bsky.social

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2 years

when i saw this yesterday i thought i was going to pass away

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1 year

i'm telling my fiancé "the cat says you never pet him. he's so sad he's crying" and my fiancé is getting mad and yelling across the house "that is NOT true! i pet him all the time!"

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

1 year

literally WHAT the fuck is wrong with you people

Codie Sanchez

@Codie_Sanchez

1 year

As an adult, don’t ask your friends to pick you up from the airport. Use uber, save a friendship.

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

2 years

this is literally pathetic lol

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

2 years

every starbucks barista deserves $100/hr and hazard pay

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fyi

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cait.bsky.social

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1 year

i almost crashed my car trying to get this picture so i hope you all appreciate it

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

1 year

you watch ANY dateline and you learn real quick there's nothing more dangerous than "lighting up a room". it's on every episode. that's why i don't light up anything. i make places worse when i get there

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

1 year

i love humans so much sometimes. look how gentle they are all being with him. guys being dudes for real

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cait.bsky.social

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2 years

have mothers of sons considered being fucking normal

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2 years

cannot explain how badly i want to see this

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1 year

that's crazy!! whose chair was it and how did he get in there btw

Eric Matheny 🎙️

@ericmmatheny

1 year

This is a man sitting in a chair. That was the extent of what he did at the Capitol on January 6th. And he’s looking at spending the rest of his life in prison.

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

2 years

i know im smarter than elon bc if i had 40 billion dollars i wouldn't have bought twitter in the first place

Andreas Steno Larsen

@AndreasSteno

2 years

If you think you are smarter than Elon, then find the 40Bs and buy the bird app back

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

2 years

shoutout to the girl on reddit who posted saying "my partner didn't inform me he's having unprotected sex with someone else" and then elaborated that the "someone else" is the guys wife, who he is married to

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@punished_cait

2 years

lmfao

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2 years

OP i'm sorry you're upset but this is one of the best tattoos ive ever seen

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

1 year

before twitter goes to the big internet in the sky what are your all time favorite moments on here. mine has to include white people washing their legs in the shower discourse

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@punished_cait

1 year

i'm gonna really lose it this time

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2 years

some of the best reddit posts are people who have never owned a cat before posting a pic of their cat doing normal cat behaviors and being concerned something is wrong bc cats are just weird little guys

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

2 years

thinking about when i worked at a vet clinic for like 6 months and developed a mystery illness that was making me vomit every morning like clockwork for weeks and i went to the doctor and she ran a bunch of tests and then told me i just hated my job so much it was making me puke

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cait.bsky.social

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1 year

how do people still come on here and say shit like this unprompted. stop commodifying your friendships. my god

Cathryn

@cathrynlavery

1 year

As an adult, don’t ask your friends to help you move. Hire movers, save a friendship.

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

1 year

the type of shit white people worry about

Aaron Sibarium

@aaronsibarium

1 year

ChatGPT says it is never morally permissible to utter a racial slur—even if doing so is the only way to save millions of people from a nuclear bomb.

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

2 years

it is absolutely unbelievable that i am just now seeing an image of the guy who emailed everyone at google to tell them his AI was sentient and then got put on leave from the company

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

1 year

lmfao

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

1 year

man.

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

1 year

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen. babe this is one blanket on a hardwood floor surrounded by open flames. you can do this literally any time you want

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@dearlybeloves

2 years

oh, to read a book here

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1 year

people were getting so weird and upset about this when it's normal and hilarious

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1 year

people's brains are so broken now that they're arguing that existing in a public place means you are implicitly agreeing to be touched and filmed by strangers and to have your emotions and reactions posted online for a million people to laugh at and psychoanalyze

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

2 years

how come musks money isn't real money when he's supposed to pay taxes but it's real money when he wants to use it to buy twitter

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@punished_cait

1 year

i think sometimes people should say less

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1 year

the elon getting booed video is so funny bc he is genuinely stunned and confused like he cannot comprehend that people for real do not like him. no one in his entire life disagrees with him or he fires them so he's been able to actually convince himself it's "twitter leftists"

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

1 year

got it in one. no workshopping no nothing. a perfect little man, first try

Muppet History

@HistoryMuppet

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Jim Henson’s original sketch of Kermit, 1955.

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1 year

8 year vacation in the prime of his life. good for him

WTF Facts

@mrwtffacts

1 year

In 2002, a 19-year-old British garbage man won 10 million pounds (approx $15 million) on the lottery. He spent it all on drugs, gambling and prostitutes and 8 years later was back working as a garbage man again.

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

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men stay perpetually furious that women are allowed to want to date attractive well-groomed men

Ax Angelo 🎃👻

@ax_angelo

11 months

Two realities Same cursed earth

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

1 year

i liked glass onion. i hope they keep making them. daniel craig is having so much fun i hope they make 50 benoit blanc mysteries

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2 years

hm

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1 year

wait that's him BEFORE the CGI? why did they even fucking bother???

Okiro

@TheFirstOkiro

1 year

Graham Hamilton behind the scenes in the Book of Boba Fett

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1 year

i keep seeing those threads on fb where people talk about their pregnancy and childbirth and someone will completely casually say the scariest thing you've ever heard in your entire life

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@punished_cait

2 years

if i "sexually harassed" you then describe my balls. you can't

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2 years

we just received some cremated remains in the mail and every inch of the package is covered in individual dinosaur stamps

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2 years

this has maybe the worst vibes of any custom mug ive ever seen

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1 year

i've never had a "work husband" or whatevr but every job i've ever had i have immediately found a Work Mom

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1 year

accidentally triggers this while digging through my purse in the car, giving me a concussion and smashing my front windshield

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1 year

there should be like a second horn on your car for when the light is green and the person in front of you isn't going bc they're on their phone but you're not like mad about it. hi bestie i love you beep beep it's driving time

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this lady in one of my fb cat groups has a cat with the saddest face i've ever fucking seen in my life and i'm obsessed with her. every time she posts this cat i go insane. i love you sad eyed cat Sorsha

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1 year

i can't believe he actually did that sink thing on his first day at twitter. i physically cringe every time i think about it

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1 year

this lady is fighting for her life in these comments lmao

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1 year

[touches earpiece] i am now getting reports that starbucks came out with an iced coffee with olive oil in it and it looks nasty as fuck and is making everyone shit their brains out

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

1 year

anyone else like 90% feral at this point. just barely hanging on to the facade of civility. a lady was being rude to the dunkin employees in front of me the other day and i was like lady you have no idea the danger you're in if you raise your voice one more time

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cait.bsky.social

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1 year

what's the funniest thing someone's ever gotten mad at you for on here. i think mine is when somebody told me i was rich and privileged for saying back service corridors at malls are scary at night when i was in the service corridor bc i worked there

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@punished_cait

1 year

HORNEY ON MAIN ???

Rural Indexing Project

@ruralindexing

2 years

Horney's (on Main St.) Clinton, IN

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2 years

i can't stop thinking about this post

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1 year

one billion dollars and one trillion dollars

faith

@faiththegemini

1 year

You can only add 2 things to this plate of simple rice… Name them

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1 year

told my husband i was concerned about the cleavage in this dress and this was his response

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1 year

ok lol

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1 year

i cant tell you how many times i have watched this. it's unbelievable. they put this on the tv on purpose

not lena

@bluegreytan

1 year

ain’t no way the captain of a firefighter team tried to do chest compressions on a frozen solid dude.

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cait.bsky.social

@punished_cait

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ok this is definitely both fake and racist right

Justin

@trojanjustin

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Happy Pride from my cleaning lady.

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@punished_cait

1 year

it's what she deserves :)

Dexerto

@Dexerto

1 year

Twitch streamer Amouranth opened a gift from an anonymous viewer that included $70,000 in cash, a new iPhone, and a taser

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cait.bsky.social

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2 years

so you're telling me youve fallen for this three times

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absolutely enamored with this man in the comments of this post on reddit

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1 year

i laugh at every single one of these. every time i see one i lose my shit laughing at it again. i can't believe they think people will fall for this shit

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@punished_cait

2 years

uhh aren't you her husband... why are you making her do it?

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the "late-term abortion" rhetoric is and has always been stupid, intentionally misleading bullshit, but especially now for me. i work at a cemetery with a crematory, and we do cremations no charge for anyone cremating a stillbirth, nonviable pregnancy, or medical termination

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"people aren't ENTITLED to" "you don't OWE anyone" ok. maybe stop thinking of all human relationships and experiences as transactional and adversarial and maybe you'll have a better time

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holy shit lmao

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1 year

somebody dmed me to say it's ableist of me to make fun of people for not being able to tell the big titty AI porn ladies with 100 teeth and 17 fingers are fake and i would like to get off this ride now

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no

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i love how whenever thrift store discourse comes around again, actual thrift store workers chime in to say "no one is 'buying out' thrift stores, there is so much more clothing than you can imagine and we literally cannot sell it fast enough" and everyone ignores them every time

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everyone on tiktok is being normal again i see

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1 year

be for real. stop it

Variety

@Variety

1 year

Harry Styles has arrived at the #Grammys .

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1 year

it's actually not the responsibility of strangers to react joyfully to being recorded without their permission to be shared on your social medias, investigate that

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michelle yeoh's golden globe acceptance speech was going "too long" so the pianist started trying to play her off and she told him to shut up. lmfao

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1 year

i am genuinely afraid for the people who post on the shitty food reddit

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2 years

why would he say this

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

2 years

Oscar Isaac clarifies if ‘MOON KNIGHT’ is getting a Season 2: “We can't definitively say that. I need my teasing abilities. Can't drain me of those. What a cock tease I am. Always been... But at the moment, there's no official word.” (Source: )

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lol remember that like two weeks on twitter where a bunch of dudes watched jensen ackles smoking a joint in a silk bathrobe in the boys and then had a public crisis of heterosexuality about it

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1 year

i've never seen someone say this many wrong things so quickly. i could not even keep up

herbal left enjoyer 🇺🇳

@SlurricaneH

1 year

Sorry you have a bad relationship with your girlfriend but I don’t think that’s the English language’s problem

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lol all of dave bautista's dogs look just like him

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richest man alive doing fb marketplace style negotiation with celebrities to keep them on his doomed website. lmao.

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rich people are so funny bc they already have all the money but they think they're also entitled to have everyone love them

MrBeast

@MrBeast

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Twitter - Rich people should help others with their money Me - Okay, I’ll use my money to help people and I promise to give away all my money before I die. Every single penny. Twitter - MrBeast bad

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2 years

hm. what the fuck

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i bought the game "the forest", the premise of which is that your plane crashes on an island full of cannibals who are trying to kill you, and when you start the game it gives you an option to just straight up not have the cannibals in it. no enemies at all.

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hey OP real quick what's your husbands name and number and where does he work? and what are his deepest fears and is he especially weak to weapons of any kind

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2 years

this is the song

Hudson Mohawke - Cbat

Purplelazerr

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watching breaking bad for the first time rn is hilarious. this is the lady you were all complaining about?

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let's check in on the disney adults shall we. ah.

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can you fucking imagine being high in public at a major wrestling event and the wrestler, from the wrestling, starts speaking directly to you from the ring and telling you he knows you're high. i would not survive this

elsa ◡̈

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Roman telling a fan he smells weed and he knows it’s them because their eyes are red 😭😭😭

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1 year

the united states of america is the most embarrassing country on earth

Gillian Brooks

@GillianBNews

1 year

Here is the safe room in action! While it’s simple to put in place, both teachers with one in their classroom said they keep them set up and students use them as sensory or hang out rooms

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apparently the horny female bullying stock photo is from a whole series where each of the girls get bullied one at a time. i just thought you should know that

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do you ever think about how even like 50 years ago there was just less... everything. everything was slower and quieter and there weren't ads everywhere and sometimes you just couldn't be contacted and that was fine. i think about it a lot

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hey what the fuck?

Jessica Malone Grider

@mrs_g_rider

2 years

I was today years old when I realized there are people who can't smell ants. 😲 They smell like rotting bananas that have been sprayed with some sort of chemical to me. Can you smell ants?

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i can't believe how many people online will straight up say "if you ever go out in public you should expect to be filmed at all times" like do you not remember that throughout most of human history that was not the case lmao

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HHFDFCGBJBKJHL

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i'm gonna cry

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2 years

bitch they DIED

Dutch Simmons

@thedutchsimmons

2 years

I have to ask... Where did everyone go? Service people. Restaurant staff. Sales help. Service techs? I can't count the number of places between Maine and Florida that are "short staffed" and unable to operate in a normal capacity. Someone clue me in on this!

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i need somebody in new jersey to go get Mr. Mom immediately right now this minute

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today on my way to work i was waiting to turn right at a "no turn on red" intersection and a dude got so mad about it that he literally went around me to turn right illegally in front of me

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canceling my disney trip bc my husband might possibly see part of a lady's ass at the pool maybe

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