maybe bernie was too cool to win. it's kinda like when people get sad that indie movies don't win oscars... you gotta respect the idealism but at the end of the day the decision is made by a secret cabal of billionaire pedophiles.
to everyone hating on SNL so much: you try working with 30 other people to come up with ~40 minutes of funny material every week and you have no other commitments and it's your full-time job and it pays pretty good. not as easy as it looks.
Everyday when I go into
@NYMag
I buy a big g batch of
@dunkindonuts
- put them on a tray - and walk around our two-floors of offices, and hand them out. Free food is life. Density in people in space makes for real pleasure. Xo
common phrases to use with other music fans:
• scrobble anything good lately?
• hey man what's scrobblin'?
• want to compare scrobbles?
• scrob of the mornin' to ya
5 y/o just took half of 3 y/o's toys and said "These are mine now. This is called late capitalism." Then he gave them back and added some of his own toys and said "This is socialism."
I was utterly speechless. But I was also damned proud.
@GraceSpelman
my friend came over after school and had bought an obscene amount of mcdonalds for himself. when i asked him to give me a bite of his big mac he said "no fuck you" and lifted it above his head so i couldn't grab it. he hit the ceiling fan with it and it exploded everywhere.
middle of the month, had to evict tenants because the 2-week grace period is over. feeling feelings, but as always it's punk rock getting me through...
it's so annoying that nerds were right about dune being good. and i already know i'm gonna accidentally hear a ween song one day and learn they were right about that too.
my buddy is at coachella and he told me they have a special rule in the audience: if someone falls over in the mosh pit, everyone makes sure to pick them up. i think that’s really cool.