This is NOT a professional account โข Im licensed to do things โข The Tweet is muted, argue with your mother โข Iโm really that b:tch โข she/her๐
I realized that a lot of adults are healing their inner child and thatโs one of the reasons why i donโt make fun of people who have โchildishโ hobbies. Some people didnโt get to have a childhood until they became adults.
Didnโt clean your kitchen for a week cause you &your kid had Covid? Ok understandable.
Now Imagine my shock when she said that she had a HUSBAND in the household??
B:TCH!
& yโall over here trying to convince single women that being unmarried is a flaw or something LMAOOO.
Saw a Reddit post where this girl used her best friends peanut butter allergy to catch her boyfriend cheating. Her BFF was allergic to peanut butter so she ate a PB sandwich & then gave her boyfriend head. A few hours later, her BFF had to go to the ER for anaphylaxis๐๐คฃ
Somebody in the TikTok comments said โtell him you wanna move to the DR instead of him moving to the states and see how fast he changeโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
A cardiologist explained why heโd never do keto and the keto people are in the comments ARGUING with himโฆa CARDIOLOGISTโฆsaying heโs wrong. OWKAKSMSKSSKSSKKSSKKSSK the internet is not a real place
Megโs mom died in 2019, her grandmother died months later, she got shot a YEAR later, lost her bff in the process AND her bf cheated on her. That woman had NOBODY. Everybody hated her. She went through so much in such a SHORT period of time. Iโm glad sheโs still here man.
Kids really understand this sh:t better than adults. And you know what...itโs not that adults DONT understand, because they do, they just wanna be d*ckheads about it. Kids really are great *sometimes* lol
This is a real birth position btw and itโs great!! Gravity does all the work. Women push on their back because King Louis XIV was a freaky mfโer who got off on watching women birth his kids so thatโs how we ended up with that โstandardโ birth position.
Dad is here in the airport with his 4kids (two teenage girls, and one school aged boy and girl). Heโs explaining how heโs gonna run & get some snacks. He gets down to eye level with the boy & says โi swear to GOD if you donโt listen to your big sister Iโm gonna wear the WHITE offโฆ
Honestly idgaf if she wants to cook for her man after working 13 hours, thatโs her stupid business. What IM concerned about is her coming home and not taking the scrubs off immediately then heading to a shower. Cooking with c-diff and Covid on you lmao.
I too, would block a 21 year oldโs shot if i was 33 going on 34. Iโm sure she was just trynna nip it in the bud before blogs spun it as anything else. Heโs kind ofโฆlikeโฆa kid compared to her.
NAURRRR LETS TALK ABOUT THE LAST TWO. February 2020 and December 2020? Assuming she carried full term which is 40 weeksโฆThat meansโฆshe barely waited until her 6 week check up. Hell to the no ๐ญ
โI be Michael Phelps with all the brand deals that Iโm swimming inโ was a fcking manifestation of Iโve never seen one. Google, Spotify, now the WNBA. Iktr ๐ญโค๏ธ Rooting for them!!
Just saw a lady budgeting her husbandโs check. He is a traveling pipe welder & sheโs a SAHM. The check was $4700โฆand he gets that EVERY WEEK. Not every TWO weeks but every WEEK. I ainโt seen that type of money since March of 2022๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ FAWK. Blue collar men is where itโs AT!
Saw a video of this woman explaining how her MORTGAGE went up $3k. Not her rentโฆbut her MORTGAGE. I didnโt know they could raise the prices on the fcking home that you already OWN?! What if people canโt afford it??? I justโฆok.
Cassie & Diddy settled that faster than an episode of SVU. Diddy didnโt want anything else to come out, it mustโve been REAL BAD but Cassie started a catalyst. That trigger warning on that 35 page court document sealed the deal. This is not the last we gone hear about him!!
One of my male coworkers was on Amazon buying a last minute gift for his gf this morning Theyโve been together two years. Everybodyโs getting on him for waiting last minute. He then proceeds to say โim not doing much,i donโt see her as my wife, sheโs a placeholderโ๐ซค๐ซค
In the comments she said he bought the sushi, ordered a sushi boat off Amazon and plated it himself๐ฅฐ. He also got her Cartierโฆiktr.
Also in the comment section of the video, they tagging that lady who husband asked her what was for dinner while she was in labor๐ญ
I do not believe in struggling with men. I will go back to my parents house before you have me living in a storage unitโฆ
Actually if my parents found out i was living in a storage unit with a MAN theyโd drag me outta there themselves AND Iโd get cussed out๐ญ๐ญ Bye! โ๐ฝ
To the idiots who are excited about this because they think Pfizer only produces a Covid vaccineโฆgoogle what drugs Pfizer produce and come back to me ๐.
Itโs always interesting seeing men do OF because, like he said, they donโt get much backlash for doing it. I see straight men in the comments cheering him on too. Very very interesting lol.
Yโall. I saw this TikTok where this woman found out that her husband was cheating on her with her MOM! Her own MOM! Mind you she and her husband had just had twins together a year ago and her mom was being real weird because she couldnโt see the babies (it was during Covid) andโฆ
I literally named u as my dream collab multiple times in multiple interviewsโฆ like I told u otp I looked up to uโฆ u still never answered my question about where the random shade started coming from