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@lillybilly299

8 months

My dad's secretary told my sisters and me that one time the whole office was out having drinks and going around complaining about their wives and when it got time for my dad to say something he said idk I love my wife she's my best friend.

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5 months

Oh my god I had no idea guys also play the "is it fashion or is she just skinny" game

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@dieworkwear

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5 months

I was telling my sister "my bf is kind of autistic so he likes it when I just tell him straight and plainly exactly when and why I have a problem" and my sister was like "....that's not autistic literally everyone likes that"

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Sincerely believe a 🔑 to making your relationships better is to recognize when something ‘trivial’ has symbolic value for you, so you can communicate its actual importance to the other person Similarly, you gotta buy in when the other person tells you smth matters to them

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3 months

In case u wanted to know what going to an all women's college was like

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@lillybilly299

28 days

The reason men don't "get the ick" is because they never let go of their fantasy of u in favor of reality or your humanity ever even for a second

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@lillybilly299

8 months

My dad is an autist and a conservative reactionary but female colleagues have always always always had amazing things to say about him. Most of his mentees are women

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@lillybilly299

3 months

This bitch put glue all over my car a couple days before graduation

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1 year

The female version of mansplaining is pretending u don't know a lot about a topic and then asking a man a question that either requires way more information about the topic to answer than a normal person would know or one that subtly corrects their explanation in some way

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6 months

One time I v obviously bombed an interview and the guy cut it short with a "any questions for me?" And I was like "yeah, it seems like this went really poorly, are u willing to give me any feedback?" And he was so taken aback he actually gave me some p helpful advice and an

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Interviewer: any questions for me? Me: are you mad at me

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3 months

@getnormality She never told me about being molested ever, this is a figment of her imagination

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@lillybilly299

2 months

I wonder if any of you will empathize with the mirror of your situation

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@lillybilly299

2 months

U know how men complain that women secretly desire the toxic male traits that they lament? I think men secretly want women to be nags. They desperately want women to save them from themselves. You see this in movies sometimes. A man going off the rails is only redeemed when a

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@lillybilly299

5 months

Do men think women just naturally are better dressed than men? That there are zero rules and girls just wake up one day with a sixth sense for clothes that look good together? Spent zero time learning about fashion? All this to say, everyone needs to calm tf down about the men's

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@lillybilly299

23 days

The Khmer Rouge started as a student movement

Jeremy Flood 🌹

@_Floodlight

23 days

A good law of history is that if you ever find yourself opposing a student movement while siding with the ruling class, you are wrong. Every single time. In every era. No matter the issue.

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@lillybilly299

1 month

I feel like girls feel about height the same way guys feel about cup size. Like sure it's nice if you discover ur girl has huge naturals but it's very rarely the make or break factor and really every size is beautiful in its own way, u make it work.

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@lillybilly299

2 months

@syntacrobat Nooooo don't move to Minnesota ur so sexy haha

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@lillybilly299

1 year

My mom had 3 kids under the age of 4 when we moved to Japan no one spoke English and my dad was working all the time. One time she's struggling to mind us and she goes to jaywalk cus she's in a rush and a man stops her and says "the downfall of society begins with the individual"

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@lillybilly299

2 months

Men on this site love to shit on fat women and say shit like "just eat less" without fully understanding that a calorie deficit for a small woman is around 1200 calories a day.

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@lillybilly299

2 months

My bf was like "I'm not saying deathly allergies r fake but it is curious that all people who have deathly allergies have moms that r Like That" and I was like "true but tbh if my baby almost died cus of a peanut I'd probably turn Like That too" and I just realized that must be

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@lillybilly299

5 months

My dad likes to do this thing where he talks uninterrupted for 30 mins and then if you start talking he gets up and walks away

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Lilly

@lillybilly299

2 months

My bitch wife is a male fantasy

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@lillybilly299

5 months

@Lach_ward Putting aside all conversations about body type, this dude is wearing gray, light blue, dark blue and brown all at the same time, I'm sorry but I cannot endorse

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Lilly

@lillybilly299

5 months

All dating is just a game, but modern dating is such a horrible boring game. It's set up entirely to minimize risk which makes the whole thing tedious and anxiety inducing. Make the game fun!! Introduce some intrigue, some drama, some fucking risk. The more fun the game the more

Lilly

@lillybilly299

5 months

I think some of you would be surprised at how far a little romance will get you

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@lillybilly299

3 months

Sometimes my boyfriend does a thing on the computer where it's all black with a bunch of letters and shit on it and tbh it freaks me out

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@lillybilly299

3 months

@getnormality The conversation in question included her telling me she used to fight with her brother and I said oh my sisters and I used to fight a lot too

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@lillybilly299

9 months

My friend's boyfriend's job is just to be a massive man in a psych ward to calm down involuntarily committed schizos. Like he's not even a medical professional he just wears scrubs and looms

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@lillybilly299

6 months

@LongBoi_Mat Didn't prepare enough and it showed. General knowledge is not sufficient for demonstrating interest in a role

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@lillybilly299

10 months

@p8stie That's cus ur in Japan

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@lillybilly299

7 months

Someone told me they asked out a dude at a party and he responded "I am romantically overextended at the moment." Maybe New York was a mistake.

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@lillybilly299

9 months

I was once seeing this guy but wasn't feeling it so I figured I'd put less and less effort in till he lost interest. 1 day I showed up at his apt in basically pjs and he went "holy shit r u not wearing underwear?? 😍😍🥵🥵" And I realized most of what I knew about men was wrong.

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@lillybilly299

2 months

@trackpadfollies He was allergic to fucking the same bitch twice

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@lillybilly299

3 months

Why do people say this? Wtf r u googling?

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@lillybilly299

6 months

Lost my job and then 20lbs and immediately got a bf, feminism is a joke

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@lillybilly299

1 month

@ErodedPebble So true women very rarely have insecurities about their appearance

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@lillybilly299

9 months

Everyone else is having a take so I'm gonna have one too: this is not a compassion vs rationality problem, it's a coordination problem. Blue is the correct choice cus it only requires 50% (not 100%) of people to coordinate for everyone to live

lisatomic

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Poll question from my 12yo: Everyone responding to this poll chooses between a blue pill or red pill. - if > 50% of ppl choose blue pill, everyone lives - if not, red pills live and blue pills die Which do you choose?

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@lillybilly299

2 months

One time I went to the doctor cus I kept throwing up and they were like r u pregnant and I was like no I already took a pregnancy test and they were like we're gonna give u a more accurate one and then when the test was negative they were like that's crazy and sent me home

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@lillybilly299

8 months

@SWENGDAD I know we cried lol

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@lillybilly299

29 days

Banger from my father: "I used to say the Japanese banking system is medieval but then I read about the medicis and I realized that's actually a huge insult to medieval banking"

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@lillybilly299

2 months

@sfultong She's saying the leftovers of her friend's and family's affection, not the leftovers of men

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@lillybilly299

5 months

The thing about boys is sometimes they'll say stuff while their monkey brain is activated and then have zero memory or attachment to anything they said

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@lillybilly299

5 months

@gmamoon888 I was thinking maybe I'm the autistic one cus I feel no compunction being like "babe when you did this this and this it made me feel like this this and this and I think we should do this this and this"

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@lillybilly299

5 months

Controversial opinion time: not being super into it when ur having sex isn't the worst thing that could ever happen to you and it's fine to have bad sex and then never think about it again afterwards

autumn 💚🔎 ⏸️

@adrusi

5 months

prior explicit verbal consent does not override later implicit nonverbal revocation of consent. i think this is a hard pill to swallow for people who aren't confident in their ability to parse nonverbal cues; feels unfair

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@lillybilly299

4 months

The problem with modern stay at home parenthood is that cooking and cleaning doesn't take that much time anymore so it's been reimagined as full time parenting which kids not only don't need, they actively resent

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@lillybilly299

2 months

This is kind of like when body builders say their physique is peak female fantasy

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@lillybilly299

6 months

It's my birthday! I'm 26. My dad just shared with me a traditional Japanese saying to celebrate the occasion: a woman is like a Christmas cake. You can't sell her past the 25th.

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@lillybilly299

11 months

You know people talked a lot about racism and microaggressions on my college campus but there's only one kind of racism that I regularly saw: obvious and immediate prejudice against the intelligence of people with strong accents and literally no one cared.

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@lillybilly299

5 months

I think you'll be surprised to discover how many bad bitches have never been properly pursued in their life. Forced to play some stupid situationship, talking stage nonsense when all they really want is literally any guy to demonstrate some genuine interest in them

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@lillybilly299

2 months

Ur gf can eat half as much as u and still get fat plz think about that for a sec

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@lillybilly299

1 year

No offense but when guys complain about shitty female behavior to justify their resentment against women, they usually mention gender neutral selfish behavior but when women complain about shitty male behavior, it's usually something women aren't even capable of

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Lilly

@lillybilly299

4 months

Gonna wake up my bf rn and ask him if I'm good in bed and get mad at him regardless of what he answers

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@lillybilly299

20 days

I got bad grades my first year of college. My dad took me out for drinks that summer and told me he's always been a bad trader cus he wraps his ego too much in the performance of an investment. He didn't like accepting he was wrong about something he believed in. Then he looked

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@lillybilly299

3 months

My great aunt lived to be 104 and she was the meanest, bitterest woman in the world

Tsarathustra

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Aubrey de Grey explains that what all people who live to 100 have in common is that nothing bothers them

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@lillybilly299

1 year

Dude at the coffee shop automatically pushed "no tip" before he swivelled the iPad at me, only time I've felt compelled to tip at a coffee shop in my life

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@lillybilly299

6 months

Unfortunately, my relationship seems to work best when I listen to my bf very thoughtfully and carefully and he ignores p much everything I say

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@lillybilly299

6 months

Apparently every guy is either cow vibes, rat vibes, dog vibes or monkey vibes

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@lillybilly299

10 months

My dad got a socialist girl with blue hair and BPD to give up her career to be his trad wife and he did this by being a feminist. Some food for thought

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@lillybilly299

11 months

If u take this at face value, the funniest thing about it is that men r admitting their attraction is like 60% mimetic. Run this poll in 2004 before the Kardashians were on tv lol

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Lilly

@lillybilly299

1 month

Girls be like "he needs to be 6 feet" the same way guys be like "she needs to have double ds" like I know u barely know what that means and I know u ain't saying anything of the sort when the bra comes off

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@lillybilly299

9 months

Tragic irony that insecure behavior is so annoying. Like damn caring a lot about what other people think makes most people think worse of you

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@lillybilly299

1 year

Apparently when my parents got married they went to a wholesale florist and bought a shit ton of flowers and after they purchased them all, began to talk about how excited they were for the wedding and the florists were like wtf?? This was for a wedding?? But the wedding markup!!

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@lillybilly299

4 months

@kitten_beloved Not to mention histrionic displays and inconsistent enforcement of rules do not breed obedience and respect in children, they breed resentment and lashing out (ie more bad behavior)

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@lillybilly299

3 months

Seems kind of dumb they make people pay half a million dollars for entry into an oligarchy and give them a god complex about it when the job is supposed to be a service role

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@_alialkhatib

3 months

on reddit someone posted a literal rock that came out of their ear after more than 20 years stuck in there (since childhood), and they seem to be stuck in a repeating loop, endlessly explaining to redditors the realities of having a doctor who fundamentally doesn't believe you

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@lillybilly299

9 months

Isn't it funny how hair cutting is super regulated and expensive and yet this has given me zero additional confidence that they're not gonna traumatically and irreparably fuck up my hair

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Lilly

@lillybilly299

9 months

If being high IQ is so great then how come high IQ people r more likely to be such neurotic little twerps

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@lillybilly299

1 month

Is this autism speaking or am I cooking? Female dominated hobbies, as opposed to male dominated hobbies, can be done much less consciously. Like they're activities that are easy to multitask while doing them. Examples: repetitive phone games, knitting/crocheting/crafts, etc

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@lillybilly299

2 months

I don't think anything that's purely consumptive is a hobby. That's the difference between a hobby and a pastime, a hobby has to be productive (in a literal sense. As in something has to be produced. Ex pastime: reading, hobby: writing)

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@lillybilly299

1 year

There's a girl I follow on Instagram who's a failed influencer but she still posts regularly, kind of slice of life stuff and her account makes me so sad. It's just failure after failure. She's been aimless for years and inevitably her life is just a series of heartbreaks

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@lillybilly299

7 months

I'm just gonna say it: entry level roles for low skill jobs (like marketing) are just humiliation rituals. Since you add approximately zero dollars in real value, u can only demonstrate worth by working hard and asking zero questions for no money.

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Lilly

@lillybilly299

4 months

Just did some Girl Math and realized if I have a kid it'll only be 50% my genes.... Feel like it should be more than that......

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@lillybilly299

11 months

Beautiful woman in a pretty dress just got on this train. She blew a kiss to someone on the platform and is now smiling to herself and lip syncing while staring out the window. She just lifted the vibe of this whole train car, 10/10, ty ma'am

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@lillybilly299

7 months

I think because society is so desperate to sexualize teen girls and pretend they're adults, they forget that teenage girl sexuality is quite quaint and insular. Yes, teenage girls like twinky feminine boys and not burly 40yo men, this really says nothing about Women.

Evie Magazine

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If you're into these guys, you might be on the pill (& should consider getting off of it)

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@lillybilly299

27 days

Jonathan Haidt and Jordan Peterson are both wrong. Kids aren't traumatized by social media because of salacious content or anonymous sociopaths. Most kids seek out salacious content on purpose and it's very hard to actually give a shit about the vitriol of people who don't know

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@lillybilly299

4 months

Suburbcels be like "yeah my neighborhood is so safe, u can go anywhere. Where do we go? We just stay home all day actually."

shako

@shakoistsLog

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citycels are like "ya it's safe, just keep your eyes to yourself, don't wear headphones, don't walk at night, pay attention to your surroundings, don't dress up, don't carry anything that looks nice, walk with a friend, and avoid this 30% of the city"

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@lillybilly299

1 year

A friend told me she once left a pair of earrings at a hookup's house as a token to remember her since she was about to move and she wanted a reason to call him. When she came to visit she asked if he'd seen a pair of her earrings and he said "idk I probably threw them away"

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@lillybilly299

7 months

Any of the rest of you have a recipe that you feel like is basically cheating? Like it's so good and decadent and it easily impresses but it's like super easy to make?

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@lillybilly299

1 month

I honestly hate people who r like "I personally find this distasteful, therefore naturally I should be able to deny people life and fulfillment on these grounds." "Nooooo it's not about my disgust response, it's about the baby!!!" Oh yeah? There's like an epidemic of

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“You may choose to look the other way but you can never say again that you did not know.” —William Wilberforce.

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@lillybilly299

9 months

U can tell gender relations r fucked cus culture calls the divine masculine (service, devotion, duty) "simping" and the divine feminine (being a muse, inspiring action, righteousness) "entitlement"

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@lillybilly299

6 months

Why do people say the first 3-4 days are the hardest for quitting? They're not? It's so easy to quit something for 3 days, what's hard is confronting the rest of your life without a thing that you genuinely loved

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@lillybilly299

1 year

My sister (executive function queen) was like "sure tasks suck, but doing the task sucks less than the sinking anxiety feeling of a looming task, so I just get it out of the way asap. I hate feeling like that." Um hello??

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@lillybilly299

10 months

The reason women get fat when they get married is cus they move in with a man and men eat so fucking much

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@lillybilly299

5 months

My dad has a friend from college over (where he met my mother) and she is a near identical petite strawberry blonde. Curious.

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Lilly

@lillybilly299

8 months

Since y'all seem to go for wife guy content: my dad had to go under general anesthesia and was v upset when they told him he had to remove his wedding ring. He argued for a bit, was overruled. When he woke up, the first thing he said was "where's my ring?"

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@lillybilly299

3 months

BratzDoll🎀

@chaaxdoll

3 months

Target be scaring me…why was this $100

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@lillybilly299

2 months

There's no way this is the humane thing to do

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

2 months

A cow flying to the vet in Switzerland

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@lillybilly299

8 months

Fat activist I follow on insta clearly has lost a lot of weight and is being very sneaky about it lol. Weird angles, very few full body shots, lots of captions about self care. Lmao.

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@lillybilly299

7 months

Not to rfh post but monogamy is actually better for men than women, like women can physically have more sex than men and also we always know our babies are ours and yet men can't find it in themselves to be grateful that women prefer monogamy almost exclusively to men's benefit

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@thechosenberg

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Cannot imagine having these conversations at that age

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@lillybilly299

8 months

@impeachpicnic 😂

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@lillybilly299

5 months

@olivertraldi He's not mean he's funny and I haven't seen him give bad advice, just advice that badly dressed men don't want to follow (like "u should buy more expensive clothes")

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@lillybilly299

1 year

You know what's an infohazard? Realizing rules are kind of fake and nothing happens if u break them most of the time. Some people believe rules and processes are sacred or something and honestly they're better for it

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Lilly

@lillybilly299

7 months

Where did cultural appropriation as a concept come from? Like what's its intellectual origin? Because it's so nonsensical and ridiculous and dissolves into meaninglessness after like two seconds of interrogation but it's also like people's favorite way to yell at strangers

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@lillybilly299

9 months

U ever notice how status aware children are? They can sniff out who's in charge Immediately. Once u've lost the respect of the room it is So Over For You. Substitute teacher syndrome.

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@lillybilly299

1 year

It's really fucking offensive that if I wanna get married and have babies I have to like "date" and "put myself out there"

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@lillybilly299

5 months

I think some of you would be surprised at how far a little romance will get you

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@lillybilly299

7 months

Does anyone have a little thing they do to pass the time or relieve stress that occupies ur hands and mouth and also gives u a little buzz and preferably gives u an excuse to go outside? Don't say smoking.

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@lillybilly299

1 year

My dad said "Esperanto was the first iteration of effective altruism" and then said "should I get a twitter??"

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@lillybilly299

5 months

Ok real talk what's an acceptable time to wake up ur bf on a weekend? I won't before 10am, I'm not a monster, but I am getting bored lowkey

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@lillybilly299

2 years

What r good hobbies for people who are unpleasant and hate everything?

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@lillybilly299

2 months

@Zach28893846 Lotta people have problems that r easy to identify and hard to fix

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@lillybilly299

6 months

Apparently in Canada u can't say girls get emotional on their period. They're like "um actually science says PMS is overblown, don't be sexist." Can you imagine getting gaslit like that? Like oh ur a girl and u get moody on ur period? Fyi that's fake ur just crazy, stay woke

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@lillybilly299

9 months

@CasinoJoe92 Like stands around menacingly. Tho tbh it's more like big friendly giant energy

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