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Three person group chats go hard as fuck

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Imagine getting c*vid this late in the game lol L

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“what’s this gap in your resume?” I low key fell off

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Remember when Facebook had a “it’s complicated” option so you could tell your friends family and acquaintances your relationship was fucked up

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*nurse looks you up and down* yeah Johnson & Johnson for this one

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Yes babe you have bpd. Beautiful princess disorder

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Weed smokers are like I love being scared

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No babe I love when you say a bunch of shit that doesn’t make any sense

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this is so messed up

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To my boss: hey can I go home rn I feel kind of sad and weird

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I think you dropped this

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You prefer blondes? Ok hitler

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No babe your salary is perfect the big ones scare me

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(at hospital) your baby’s name must contain uppercase and lowercase letters and at least one number and special character

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3 years

Imagine a little french girl named cigarette

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Anyone notice how cvs has bad vibes. Walgreens is fine

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When I say I’ve got that dog in me this is what I mean

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10 months

I like how in that Olivia Rodrigo song she’s like I can’t believe you ate ice cream and listened to music with another girl that was our thing you fucking asshole

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2 years

*visible boner* how was your christmas

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3 years

Saw a guy jerking off on the train not in a perverted way but in an Italian way

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1 year

Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people. I have clown blood

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Would you smoke weed for fifty thousand dollars

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3 years

Every smoke shop has the most insane expensive Rick and Morty bong you’ve ever seen

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2 years

If your girlfriend has more followers than you you have to take her last name if you get married

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3 years

At the nicest cvs I’ve ever been to in my life

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Mfs be 27 and snapchatting

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Employment

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what makes y’all feel like this?

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3 years

Women be like new insane bruise out of no where just dropped

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11 months

Asking people to pay you back is worse than 9/11 and pearl harbor combined

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2 years

Quit your job to be my friend full time

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1 year

Babe you don’t have autism you’re just really weird

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My 5 year plan is that a bible level miracle will happen

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2 years

In an era. Not saying which one

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1 year

Hey do you wanna hang out later and distract each other from how horrifying everything is

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11 months

I have to buy a weird beverage from the grocery store every day or else I will die

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11 months

It’s beautiful how there are millions of jobs out there and I don’t want to do any of them

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10 months

Yes babe you have bpd. Being perfect disorder

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1 year

We fried rice in a shrimpless place

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1 year

Remember not to drunk drive on thanksgiving unless you have somewhere you need to go or if you just want to

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2 years

Can I come over and be a menace and bother you

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In the submarine article I read an expert was like they’re either at the bottom of the ocean, the top of the ocean, or somewhere in between

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1 year

The lonely shrimp seems to fry his rice at night

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I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs Beast

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I only drink soda as self harm

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Drug dealers after sprinkling a little fentanyl into cocaine

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8 months

Girls need boyfriends because they show them movies. Otherwise they’d never watch any

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11 months

(flirting) I wish the 600 tweets I could see a day could all be yours

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2 years

My horny ass could not live in a walkable city

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>drives the chevy to the levy >it’s dry

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1 year

Weedcels be like holup I need to make myself really tired and scared and antisocial before we go

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Being under 6’3

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What is the scariest illness or genetic disease that humans can get?

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11 months

Take a girl on a date and park as far away as possible just to see what she says

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2 years

Yeah can get uhhhhh vodka shrimp

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2 years

Where’s your degree from? Beautiful princess university?

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1 year

There’s no such thing as “getting horny” you are a bad person

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1 year

Hey remember when you completely ruined it with the only girl who will ever love you

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1 year

Making me have a job is child labor cuz of my childlike wonder

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3 years

*listening to the worst music possible* this is so fucking good

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2 years

Bro your relationship with your friend is borderline homosexual and I think that’s beautiful

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2 years

By age 30 you should have a confirmed kill

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Yeah I’ll have sex with you under one condition. We get married

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2 years

If you softblock I’ll refollow. I decide when we’re done

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3 years

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5 months

So what we fry rice So what we are shrimp

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These would prob go hard on eating disorder twitter

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We should replace every job with AI so we can all just kinda chill

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If you don’t leave work defeated and suicidal you didn’t grind hard enough

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Bro did you seriously just drive the chevy to the levy

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11 months

Time to drink 300mg of caffeine and then sit completely still for two hours

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5 months

Were you rocking around the christmas tree with other bitches yes or no

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1 year

The employed friend at 4pm on a Wednesday

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Ripleys believe it or fuck you

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1 year

Coffee just taste better when it’s made by a bisexual

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When the bisexual barista gives you that nonbinary stare

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You’re telling me someone creamed in this soda

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