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Christian Nightmares

11 months

Thanks @timheidecker & @OfficeHrsLive for helping me get the word out! Here's a link to my new account: Watch the episode with @michaelianblack & @tim_bernardes here: And for god's sake join the OHL Patreon:

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9 months

This is what indoctrination looks like…

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More footage from this tax exempt Texas megachurch…

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This is what indoctrination looks like…

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This is what indoctrination looks like…

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Good morning!

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Spotted in Charleston, South Carolina…

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A trailer for an unintentionally hilarious new Christian movie called 'Journey to Hell'

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7 years

Ivanka Trump, punk as fuck in Aspen in 1998

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This is what indoctrination looks like…

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Pretty great Halloween duo…

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7 months

Good morning…

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1 year

Just a photo of the Christian Universal Ministry basketball team back in the day... h/t @UniWatch @DJGloveRepair

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Swordplay and speaking in tongues for Jesus…

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2 years

Good morning! I’ll never get tired of posting this.

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This pastor is very angry about a boy wearing fingernail polish: "I want to break his fingers."

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2 months

“Whoa!”

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I'll never get tired of posting this...

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I'll never get tired of posting this...

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Resurrection rolls…

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My mom died suddenly and unexpectedly this past Sunday and I’m heartbroken. I’m not sure if or when I’ll get back to doing this.

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1 year

Former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson yesterday at the Franklin City Hall, Tennessee vote on whether or not the Gay Pride Parade should be permitted this year: "God hates sodomy. He hates homosexuality. … and god hates pride.” h/t @Mike_Hixenbaugh @JoeMyGod

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2 years

How’s everyone’s Christmas Eve going?

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Proud homeschool mom…

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Because it's Rapture Day again, here's a classic scene from Six Feet Under...

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1 year

This is what indoctrination looks like…

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2 years

Creepy, terrifying, and very sad…

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1 year

What would you call this?

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I’ll never get tired of posting this...

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2 years

Christian mom warns against the evil of ‘Hocus Pocus 2’

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1 year

Raise your hand if you don’t think this really happened ✋Also, what a bizarre and disturbing reaction he had…

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Christian Nightmares

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1 year

Bye

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Christian Nightmares

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11 months

Pat Robertson has died at 93. Never forget what Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell Sr. said after 9/11.

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1 year

Just a little follow up on the cheeseball lady…

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5 months

Happy Holidays!

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1 year

Good night everyone…

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Good morning…

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1 year

Jesus Christ… h/t ⁦ @EqualityOhio ⁩

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1 year

The children are the future…

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1 year

This is what indoctrination looks like…

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9 months

This has more views than anything I’ve ever posted. It’s terrifying and incredibly sad. But with all the conservative hysteria over drag queen story hours, etc, I think it’s important to show the kind of indoctrination that starts at a very young age in many evangelical churches.

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9 months

This is what indoctrination looks like…

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7 months

What’s the name of this horror movie?

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1 year

I thought he was going to be a nice guy for a second…

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1 year

OK…

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On a scale of 1-10, how bummed do you think this kid is that his dad is making him spend his spring break this way?

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1 year

I’ll never get tired of posting this…

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2 years

This married Christian couple who are in college together have some rules for each other…

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6 months

Jesus Christ…

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OK…

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1 year

Have a great day everyone!

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1 year

Seems like a perfectly healthy activity for kids…

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1 year

Good morning…

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4 months

Another reason to avoid Walmart…

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7 months

Josh Duggar Will Remain In Prison For 9 More Years After Appeal Denied

Josh Duggar Will Remain In Prison For 9 More Years After Appeal Denied

Josh Duggar’s last effort to be freed from prison was just denied, and the disgraced reality star will have to serve out the rest of his 12-year sentence. The ’19 Kids And Counting’ star, who was...

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Christian Nightmares

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2 years

So, @instagram disabled my account & its community of 124,000 smart, funny people for no clear reason. Critiques of harmful aspects of evangelical Christianity are needed now more than ever! If you'd like to see my account restored, please retweet this & share on your IG. Thanks!

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1 year

I think that smile might be masking a lot of pain…

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10 months

From the archives: Pastor Jack Schaap's "polished shaft" sermon is still one of the most disturbing things I've ever posted on Christian Nightmares. He ended up serving 11 years in federal prison for having sex with a 16-year-old girl who sought him out for counseling.

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1 year

Watch out…

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. @RollingStone with the best/most accurate Pat Robertson obituary headline so far…

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OK…

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Jesus Christ…

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Echo Church posted this on their Instagram…

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6 months

I'll never get tired of posting this...

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1 year

This is from the opening day of the 2023 Emerge Men's Conference from Awaken Church... h/t ⁦ @csmayhew ⁩

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11 months

This is what indoctrination looks like and it’s heartbreaking…

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1 year

. @instagram deleted my account & its community of 175,000 smart, funny people for reasons that are incredibly murky. Critiques of Christian Nationalism and the like are needed now more than ever! If you'd like to see my account restored, please retweet & share on your IG. Thanks!

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Halloween is just one day away...

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I'll never get tired of posting this...

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And they’re tax exempt…

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8 months

Never forget what Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell Sr. said after 9/11.

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2 years

Still one of my favorites!

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The time we called Donald Trump “boring” and hurt his feelings.

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Yet another ridiculous Rapture reenactment...

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Jesus Christ…

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I think I might have a sister I didn’t know about…

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I had no idea that Reagan had a boner when this photo was taken…

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Hard at work

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Oh boy…

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Miracle couple and a triple healing at a Texas de Brazil restaurant!

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I think it's time for everyone to see this again...

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I’ll never get tired of posting this…

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This is what indoctrination looks like and it’s truly heartbreaking.

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I’ll never get tired of posting this…

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Someone needs a hug…

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This is what indoctrination looks like…

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Happy Mother's Day! Here's an anti-feminist Christian pamphlet from the 1960s

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Quite a miracle…

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Attention investors…

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Thoughts and prayers…

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Jesus Christ…

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Remember curiously-bearded “prophet” Charlie Shamp? This is also what he does.

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Controversy over Halloween display featuring beheaded Jesus...

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You’ve been warned…or invited?

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What would you call this?

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Yeah, OK…

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From the archives: Gay lions on Noah’s ark?

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This is what happens when you don’t think through how your “Let It Snow” lights are going to look…

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Probably the hottest Bible rock performance you’ll see this week…

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Christmas is just 7 days away…

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Good morning…

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These Christian men would like women to stop wearing yoga pants…

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Kim Davis must pay $100,000 to US same-sex couple she denied marriage license

Jury awards damages to David Ermold and David Moore, who sued former Kentucky county clerk over 2015 incident

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I'll never get tired of posting this...

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