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@EoJihz @XntriikAU You are cheating bro lmao

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“Imagine being so fucking privileged, that the gender of the person you’re voting for is the most important thing for you.” - @shoe0nhead

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@ALMIGHTYSW4VY This video so funny, with the cubs in the back too

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@DreamLeaf5 My favorite example of this has to be Invader Zim saying “adhesive medical strip” instead of Bandaid 💀

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@GoodReddit For anyone morbidly curious.

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@FranIvanSuarez @briantheruller bro how tf do people feel comfortable just peeping in others fridges. I feel uncomfortable even doing that at my friends houses

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@MKBHD Honestly it is actually so cool

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@bara_moe_bltch bro he treated her like absolute garbage when she was the only one who stuck with him until the very end. her emotions after the interview was a culmination of everything he had put her through, and also what he was exposed of doing. he never really listened to her.

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@matchahitler Man I hate that people are celebrating someone doing whip it’s. They’re so absolutely terrible for your brain and I hope you get off of them ASAP.

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@Zetterstrand Will always have a soft spot for this one. So cool to see the behind the scenes. It’s even on my wall currently.

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6 months

thanks for these green screens. I’m gonna make so much dumb stuff.

Jonny Atma

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Hello I isolated all the character dances from the Super Mario RPG level up screen and put them in front of a green screen for all my creative SMRPG comrades out there. (Link in replies below!)

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@punksIvt @GoodReddit I dropped my weed on carpet once, and as a desperate teen I rubber banded some paper towel onto my vacuum, sucked it up, cleaned out any dirt/hair and still smoked it.

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4 years

@shoe0nhead I posted about this on my story, and I saw this reply from someone...some people are fucking wild.

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2 years

@megandrwning @drewisgooden I would’ve selected that one tbh. I am never too sure

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@kurtisconner @darrieshill17 I mean there’s inspiration and then there’s the literal same thumbnail and title. This is a direct copy

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@raptalksk Shoutout SongShift devs for getting the official integration but yeah I’ve been using this for years lmao

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@tali_femshep @SteveRogers1943 @AmonDior Jackass Forever had so many dicks in it and it was Rated R

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@Connie4MVS @FleurashDesign TASM one looks like a guy in a suit still, this just looks like a video game. Really hate the suits in these movies

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2 years

@Platinum_Emblem @passionssbu man nah some people just live like that. this was my friends brothers room 🤢

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2 years

@PeachyKeena @GirambQuamb @jedwill1999 I love Atrioc so fuckin much lmao

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7 months

@whispycake64 She doesn’t even look that different? She looks like the same video game Peach model but with more emotion than happy/sad lol.

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4 years

@Lazarbeam @YouTube It made people mad bc to deal with the algorithm a lot of you tubers HAVE to make 15 minute videos in order to get their video seen.

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6 years

@snapchatsupport Did you know everyone hates the new update and you're just completely ignoring your users input because your advertisers love it? It shows you're just another greedy company who only cares about money and not their users.

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@vietbaddie @Hooverr THEY DIDNT EVEN ANNOUNCE THEY WERE POLICE, NOR WERE THEY WEARING POLICE UNIFORMS.

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@WolfHonorheart @aHawkx79 @Jack_Septic_Eye @CDPROJEKTRED And animal crossing new horizons ;)

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8 years

@Meredith52Welch @CelesteMoguel there is a huge difference. While yes it's not "nice," they aren't the ones trying to control our country.

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@rbnfresco @punksIvt @GoodReddit if it makes it any worse, I smoked it out of a gravity bong too. there were definitely some hairs I did not catch

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3 years

@WomenPostingLs Nah you took an L lol it was an obvious joke.

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@ForbiddenWillis Idk what it is, but I can’t stand the animation in this. also the bubble transitions happening so close, squidward having a family guy-esque cutaway, the Chum Bucket being completely gone, and the Salty Spitoon bouncer just letting him in is so weird. so much of this I dislike :/

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4 years

@Pol_the_Second @my_name_pa @GGMJDGG @JustinWhang @BangBangClick

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3 years

@JamesCageWhite Max making offensive jokes vs saying you’ll beat your children are two different things. I know that our countries have cultural differences, but Max is obviously joking and you were being serious.

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@400luxray @mcgeehehe over here sounding like banjo

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@qskysuccess @TheRightMelissa @realDonaldTrump @KingJames @Kaepernick7 That is completely bullshit dude. I don’t agree with most of what this girl is saying, but China has been detaining Ughyer Muslims for years now, and putting them in camps. PLEASE research this before you dismiss it.

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@actuallywill1 @fuckbentrash I know this was the shtick but god he looks so much older here than he does now. It’s so weird seeing how much he’s changed.

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@LamerGamer44 @sheriff_hedgey @DaKeizer @pjeatsdogfood @PickledPlatypuz @insaneppltweets I ain’t gonna lie tho if one of my tweets bang I’ll turn into a follower and post those real quick. Even if they’re annoying as fuck I’ll be in my bag.

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@MoistCr1TiKaL This was on my counties Facebook page today.

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@SaraJetlag @LeonLush They probably expected people to just plug it up overnight, but it’s still super inconvenient

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2 years

@JasperDolphin this song goes hard every time. loved it at the atl concert

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2 years

@ExileGrimm @cowboyorange This was made by @SirWrender and the @CorridorDigital crew. Here’s the video with the rest of them.

We Made Slightly Offensive Bowling Animations

Join OUR Exclusive Streaming Service ► https://www.corridordigital.com/THIS EPISODE ►Disappointed with the lack of CGi innovation in the bowling industry, th...

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@_Bl33zy_ @OrdinaryGamers You literally can’t see him preparing what are you talking about.

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@ThatMumboJumbo MUMBO NOOOO

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@GoodReddit The comments should’ve went along with it lol

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@umsirwyd

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@eddyburback @SusanWojcicki @MoistCr1TiKaL made a great video saying something similar today

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@Pinelyy My toxic trait is muting words then clicking view anyway out of curiosity

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@GASLIGHTER_ I mean personally, if I was going to engage in sex with someone who has a sexual part I’m not attracted to, I’d at least appreciate knowing ahead of time. Doesn’t mean they aren’t a woman and that I won’t treat them as one, but I think sexual preference is allowed.

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5 years

@Teharina4 @Not_Vico @FortniteGame yeah I’m ngl I’m disappointed, but they’re probably spreading it out for the entire season since the nexus isn’t blown up yet. These are giving me hints that maybe some more old places will return.

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@umsirwyd

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you can vote for whoever you’d like based on their policies, but don’t make another decision to vote someone in just because they’re female. hillary is an example of the DNC rigging an election for a candidate that no one wanted, based solely on her gender. and now we have trump.

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@umsirwyd

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@Idubbbz @danekevincook All I have to say is that @adultswim needs to pick up Smoothie Madness ASAP. I would watch that over and over again.

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@WeLoveYouZahir This just a reskin of Alto, one that came out a while ago

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@StephenJPlant It’s so good man. I love the little squirrel guy

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@FortniteBR this shit made my game lag so hard 💀

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4 years

@rotarydials I love that the 70’s looks more like the future than today.

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@bnwkr @FortniteGame Nah I disagree. Wheels on every vehicle, including quadcrashers, plus wheels in every garage, and stacks of tires all over the ground in various locations. The racetrack alone is littered with them.

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@umsirwyd

3 years

@TheBlueIsIn123 @donchico_ @AwfulReddit You have become the new Mohammad only youre actually funny and only comment on good accounts.

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@umsirwyd

3 years

@Kenrulei @nintendolife It is a very valid excuse. If these companies don’t give us an easy way to play their former games, are we just supposed to pay outrageous scalper prices?

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@d_iadarola @ActNormalOrElse @pinkladyfoxx And it sorta did for a lot of people. We learned how much work can be done remotely, and how little we are cared for by these pandering companies.

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@Meredith52Welch They hate that Trump says it because he is RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. Also, a lot of the young people who like Trump, (1/2)

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2 years

@BepisConsumer @shoe0nhead bro please delete your account

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6 years

If only everyone thought this way @Some_BlackGuy

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4 years

@wow1362 @CommentCopped Keem hasn’t changed though, that’s the thing. He’s never gotten any repercussions for his actions, so he’s never had to change. Maybe this will make him realize that actions have consequences.

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@bootyboynick @mivelxcx YO THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION

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@Samanthnya @upLYNXed @DaveOshry wild to admit in the open

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@jermapog @Kwite

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@sillyabtspiders “Worked last time, why not run it back huh?” bro this line oml

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@GameXplain . @AndreSegers I thought you might like these comments haha

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@Stryxo Crazy that this really happened

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@Connie4MVS @FleurashDesign Not a diss on your gif, just saying how it might be harder with these movies due to the look of the suit

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3 years

@lunch_enjoyer @JustinWhang you thought you did something huh

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if you told me five years ago that Dr. Fauci would blow up like he has I wouldn’t believe you...

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@BenGeskin Did he ask you or link you in the description for this? I’m just curious.

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@Nintendeal The “Mario Number One” with the laugh is actually so good

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@punishedmother When will they realize 🙄

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2 years

@ScottTheWoz the funny thing is that they’re referenced you before

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@umsirwyd

4 years

Most of my playtime is in Super Mario Odyssey. I have like 100+ hours in that game, with BOTW being a close second at about 90 something hours. I really can’t wait for Animal Crossing to end up beating those two 😂

Nintendo UK

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Nintendo Switch released on this day 3 years ago! What are your most played games on the console?

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@MayNaiya @Samanthnya @upLYNXed @DaveOshry very obviously a joke

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6 years

@__Smokey @snapchatsupport @MahaDossari It might just randomly update even with auto-update turned off, so be warned.

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@anything4views You think Keem should have sponsor with Gfuel when he’s literally doxxed people?

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@quincaIIa @tomwarren Some look really good, but this really gives me “Nintendo hire this man” vibes more than any screenshot

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@OlliePlatt2 @sneako @MoistCr1TiKaL First time I’m agreeing with a mf that says blokes

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@bigsnugga I love Tyler and yet I feel this lol. Even if I enjoy the old albums, they’re just not the shit you play with someone without being like “woah that bar was wild”

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@NintendoAmerica @BlackMilkTweets this looks so ugly bro

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@lordbeef I can give you this for now

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@BR3NDO702 @tldtoday People not wearing a mask results in others getting harmed by them. They’re supposed to protect you from infecting others, as well as stopped a good amount of germs coming in. Two coworkers of mine came in sick to work with no masks on, and I ended up getting COVID from them.

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@KolomlynskyHSP1 @Platinum_Emblem @passionssbu Right bro. I get A bottle or two or clothes on my bed and feel bad

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@OffworldJosh @KylePlantEmoji That first sponge bob looks so much better honestly

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@Big_Red617 @FinnCedar @eddyburback I thought it meant “social media personality” 💀

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@PolarSaurusRex “bro it was in Pacific Rim bro it has to be real”

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@PogMoThoinTrump @BarackObama I miss this 🥰

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@BobWulff It is kind of insane that so much of troubleshooting history is just stuck on Reddit. I hope they keep these blackouts up because Reddit needs to feel the impact of their decisions, but damn it is a whole lot of the internet.

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@qtcinderella @pokimanelol They definitely used AI on the thumbnail in some part

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@9abriela9arcia @tylerthecreator @RGF_WPK Reminds me of this

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@ObamaCare4444 @sofficial_ @h3h3productions Just because someone enjoyed someone’s content doesn’t make it okay for the content creator to call a clearly mentally ill person weak, and say that they should jump off of a cliff if “life is meaningless.” He perpetuated the feels that Etika so clearly had, and treated it (1/2)

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@Zach98057769 @Real_Exops @Minecraft I personally agree with this, but I don’t want a mob that’s useless. At least the Chillager will have some usefulness over what we’ve heard about these other mobs. The Glow Squid may drop more ink sacks, and the Moobloom just has bees go up to it. nothing useful out of them

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@EternalDarkVoid @scubaryan_ I just got that achievement a few weeks ago, after I got this other one from the first game last month (Cartmans group is called Kingdom of Kupa Keep) 😭

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@BubseyLoL @lookbehi @w0ketopian @alexwilson1895 @xmancapp @Dexerto No the photos are of pokimane and Maya. Someone increased the quality of the photo to see it

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@richard_normal @kleixa @ObeseChess The quality is awful though. I have used multiple Bluetooth headsets and it sounds so compressed. Great if you just need it on the train or something but really awful for actually trying to get a good experience with headphones

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