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Chris Ray Gun

@ChrisRGun

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"A funny and whimsical little fellow." - Rolling Stone YOUTUBE | PODCASTS | MUSIC ๐ŸŽธ ๐ŸŽ™ ๐ŸŽฅ ๐ŸŽฎ Management: chrisraygun @ellifyagency

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
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@ChrisRGun
Chris Ray Gun
5 years
You literally couldn't pick two things that keep people off the streets more than video games and pornography.
@Independent
The Independent
5 years
Hardcore pornography and video games partly to blame for surge in violent crime, says Diane Abbott
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5 years
Donโ€™t fall for this cluster of retards who have a history of dining and dashing and then bragging about it online. Theyโ€™re not being stereotyped or victimized. God I hate human beings.
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5 years
The internet's becoming so fucking sterile. Patreon banning people, Tumblr banning NSFW content, YouTube demonetizing anything that's even slightly suitable for anyone over 13 years old. I'm not even mad. I'm just disappointed.
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6 years
If Eminem was a feminist he would be a Femineminist.
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6 years
Fuck right off with this. Iโ€™ve had crippling anxiety for longer than I can remember and I can tell you from experience that the worst thing you can do is convince yourself that youโ€™re powerless to beat it. Passing up opportunities to grow for comforts sake is damaging as hell.
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7 years
Genuinely would have been more useful to just burn the money.
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Chris Ray Gun
5 years
sex is cool but have you ever โ„‚ โ„ ๐•€ ๐”ผ ๐”ป ๐”ธ ๐•ƒ ๐•† โ„• ๐”ผ
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5 years
@grandayy I didnโ€™t think I needed Elon Musk laughing hysterically at a tragically drowned deer in my life but hey
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5 years
Disney is gonna open fucking hospitals and banks one day and things are gonna get real weird.
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Chris Ray Gun
5 years
No they donโ€™t.
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Observer
5 years
Great Scott! Audiences Really Want a โ€˜Back to the Futureโ€™ Reboot
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5 years
The ๐Ÿ„ goes moo The ๐Ÿ‘ goes bah The ๐Ÿฆ‰ goes hoot The ๐Ÿฆ† goes this looks like a good place to find some ingredients
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5 years
Jimmy Neutron but he's 28 and in crippling debt. Carl died after getting ceaselessly cyberbullied over his asthma. Sheen went camping and never came back. It's Thanksgiving. Jimmy brings a tinder date home, claps them cheeks and finishes with a loud, booming "Gotta Blast!"
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