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@MoistCr1TiKaL

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Stay moist owner of @moistesports

Joined April 2012
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
Charlie
2 years
RIP Technoblade, the world just lost a great person
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Charlie
1 year
Holy shit you pathetic, sensitive, soy, little worm. I made fun of you for watching your girlfriend get fucked by numerous other men and also insulted you for defending child porn. That’s not cancellation, that’s just spitting on you for being a pitiful, sad cuck
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SNEAKO
1 year
Pattern recognition. This collage is everyone who advocated for my cancellation. Fight back and follow my Rumble!
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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2 years
I trained with Dale today
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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2 years
I’ve never believed in paranormal shit until today. I woke up this morning with cum in my pants but no memory of a wet dream. I suspect my trousers are haunted by a nut ghost
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
Charlie
3 years
Exactly 27 years ago I came into this world crying and shitting. Not much has changed
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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2 years
Welcome to Ram Ranch
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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2 years
I’m starting to look like an anime character
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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3 years
Everyone doing the Gangnam Style dance was the closest we've ever come to world peace
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2 years
RIP Queen Elizabeth, now she’ll never get to play the new God of War game
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1 year
It’s so cringe that humans have to sleep, such a waste of time
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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1 year
You literally have a collage of people that hurt your feelings on the internet. You haven't stopped whining about me for months now, you goofy NPC. Even if you beat my ass in a fight, it doesn't change the truth; you're still a cuck who also defends child porn
@sneako
SNEAKO
1 year
@MoistCr1TiKaL You know in your soul you would never say that to my face
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5 months
This is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever read on here
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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2 years
I turned 28 today
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2 years
I just read a large thread about how someone watched their teammate get teabagged in valorant and it left them traumatized. Video games aren't real, you didn't just witness necrophilia or sexual assault holy shit
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
Charlie
4 months
Santa’s little helper had one too many drinks last night
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Rent
4 months
Critikal on the pole. What will he do?
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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7 months
I’m ready to embarrass myself at a fashion show. Looking straight out of John Wick
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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3 years
I ran a mile today and puked. Peak physical condition
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Charlie
2 months
I’m struggling to think of a single positive thing making realistic ai generated videos like this will bring. It’s all just net negative and dystopian
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Eduardo Borges
2 months
Prompt: A litter of golden retriever puppies playing in the snow. Their heads pop out of the snow, covered in.
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1 year
Yes the rumors are true, Henry Cavil was fired so that I could play Superman in the new DC universe. I respect Henry, but this is a role I was born to play
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Charlie
4 years
Imagine wanting money instead of exposure. Money is temporary but exposure is forever. I remember when my family was struggling financially, my dad took a job making emotes for a streamer who shouted him out once and literally saved us from starvation. We ate exposure for weeks
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
Charlie
2 years
Just a reminder that my cat is the cutest in the world
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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3 years
You should have to be 18 to use Twitter. The amount of kids on this shit that do nothing but fight on behalf of their favorite internet person is sad. You're not their friend; just because you watch someone successful does not make you successful as well. Stop
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1 year
Logan Paul hired more criminals for his CryptoZoo team than the Suicide Squad
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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2 years
I still can’t believe the channel hit 10 million subscribers. Thank you all so much, I can’t really put into words how much it means to me
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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2 years
Still don't believe there's anyone on this planet that actually enjoys watching Big Mouth
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1 year
All this milk and cookies I left out for Santa and that dirty bastard still chose to eat my ass
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1 year
Mr Beast helped more people? Luckily the intellectual saints on Twitter are here to explain why good things are actually evil and nothing positive is real
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Charlie
1 year
Got your discord still working on responses? Brother I have no problem, you started it and I made fun of you in return. You're upset about publicly admitting to cuckoldry and get mad at me for bringing it up. You should be mad at yourself instead, have some self reflection
@sneako
SNEAKO
1 year
@MoistCr1TiKaL You’re not special from the other 10 soy boys who say the same thing. If you got a problem, stop talking on the internet. Let’s solve it.
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
Charlie
3 years
Twitter has turned you into a fucking loser
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Charlie
3 years
Imagine going to jail because you played Call of Duty on stream and someone was playing Billie Eilish over the mic in game #stopDMCA
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2 years
I got to FaceTime Dream yesterday and thought I was looking into a mirror, we look identical. Excited for you all to see his face reveal
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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4 years
I turn 26 today. I’m celebrating by trying to fit one extra finger in my ass, wish me luck sports fans
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4 years
My friend framed this piece of history
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2 years
No one likes DMCA, no one is licking corporate ass and applauding them for banning Pokimane. It’s just common sense you can’t stream a full TV series/anime/movie franchise on twitch. No studio will ever say “yeah if you buy our blu-ray you can stream it to 40k people who haven’t”
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4 years
I’m absolutely shocked Youtube is deciding to die on this hill striking even the most wholesome creator on their site rather than admit it was a mistake in the first place. What’s next @TeamYouTube striking every WWE video for fake violence as well? #AnswerUsYoutube
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Mark
4 years
lol there it is
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
Charlie
3 years
This is the body of a gamer. Show this to your mother today
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
Charlie
3 years
Scam channels just got a huge boner from this change. Hiding dislikes will make it harder for people to know if a video is promoting a scam
@YouTube
YouTube
3 years
👍👎 In response to creator feedback around well-being and targeted dislike campaigns, we're testing a few new designs that don't show the public dislike count. If you're part of this small experiment, you might spot one of these designs in the coming weeks (example below!).
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
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1 year
I refuse to believe some of the weirdos on here are actual people in the real world
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@MoistCr1TiKaL
Charlie
3 months
Anytime I see an interesting tweet and want to read replies all I see is porn or unrelated clips of fucking trash. Nothing related to the original post just sludge spammed to farm engagements from the comment section
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3 years
I'll never understand how people shit for 45 minutes on average. Takes like 1-2 minutes for me. I am the apotheosis of evolution, the ultimate shit speedrunner
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Charlie
9 months
Taking one of the most recognizable brand names in the world and changing it to X is unfathomably dumb. Sounds like a porn site and the logo looks like the emblem to a bad Call of Duty gamebattles team from 2008
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Twitter will officially rebrand as X later today, Elon Musk confirms.
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2 months
Last night we went out in goth/cyberpunk attire and my fit was diabolical
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3 years
I've been sober for almost 3 years. I never had a problem with alcohol but everyone always assumes I overcame some kind of addiction when I mention that and congratulate me. Pretty fucking cool
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Sneak peek at John Wick 5
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1 year
Interesting marketing strategy
@DailyLoud
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1 year
New study reveals that drinking Coke and Pepsi leads to larger testicles and more testosterone.
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2 years
I’ve never really replied to tweets but today that changes. For too long my friends have responded to my tweets only for me to remain silent. I swear I don’t hate you and I’ll prove it from now on
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3 years
I was the first gamer
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3 years
Can’t believe I started life as a baby that shit is so embarrassing
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3 years
Gamers invented sex
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3 years
Imagine being tall, how embarrassing
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3 months
The inconvenience plague begins. Piracy is about to explode in popularity again
@Dexerto
Dexerto
3 months
Starting March 12, Disney+ and Hulu's new user agreement bans password sharing
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2 years
Still can't believe how lucky we are to live in a world that has the Morbius movie
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4 years
Fuck bro all this 5g radiation is making my dick way too big
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4 years
The Jenna Marbles quitting video was hard to watch. The internet mob really controls lives, it felt like I was watching a hostage being held at gunpoint. You need the internets permission to be friends with people and can never make a single mistake even when you were a kid
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2 years
Haven’t busted this costume out in years. What a day
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3 years
I’ve never met someone who didn’t like French fries. It’s the only thing I think everyone can agree on
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1 year
So the opposite of free speech, you’re shadow banned unless you pay $8 a month to have a voice. If this was announced before Elon’s takeover, everyone would be shitting themselves about it, but that Musk Meatriding is just too hard they’re trying to spin this as a good thing
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4 years
People finally figured out Joji is Filthy Frank. I no longer have to keep that secret, that's a huge weight off my shoulders. Wait until people find out Santa is actually Tim Allen
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3 years
Minecraft twitter eats itself alive holy shit. Was just reading up about the tommy situation; absolute psychopaths. Parents need to do a better job of raising their kids instead of letting youtubers unintentionally do it for them. I feel bad for tommy and them as well
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2 years
Just remembered they made a whole movie about emojis and now my day is ruined
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2 years
Holy fucking shit we won the whole tournament. Actually almost cried, the boys earned that. Watching our team win is the best moment I’ve ever had streaming
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We're devolving so fast; back to caveman brain "if I can't see it, it's not real. If I don't understand something, it's a fucking lie"
@jacksonhinklle
Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸
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Are genes real, and if so can you show me a picture of one?
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Honestly means so much to me, thank you so much
@StreamerAwards
The Streamer Awards
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A jack of all trades, one might say, to describe the ideal variety streamer. Titles such as part-time Speedrunner, part-time Esports Manager and famous actor would only scratch the surface in describing our winner of the Best Variety Streamer, @MoistCr1TiKaL ! #TheStreamerAwards
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I keep getting asked if I will be reprising my role in the new Hunger Games movie; I'd of course love to come back but I haven't been contacted yet. I'm sure they'll let me know soon though, my character was the heart of the entire franchise
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If you ever feel sad and pathetic, just remember there's an entire subreddit of joyless people dedicated to hating dogs and cats. Post after post mad at the world because dogs and cats exist and they hate anyone who likes them. Compared to them, you're a fucking superstar
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This is not me, I never stole the big cock. My Moby Huge was ethically sourced and I paid for it to support the penis sculpting team
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This app is proof that people are actually dumber today than ever before. Fire is a government lie started by the deep state 15 minute city agenda and the trees are in on it. Fucking beautiful
@PunishDem1776
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Everything is burnt but the trees, but don’t point that out or ur a conspiracy theorist
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1 year
Can’t believe the Liver King lied, I was just about to get on the raw testicles diet too. Shame
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OutKick
1 year
SHOCKING: Liver King was on steroids 💉 Leaked emails shows that Liver King was taking almost $12k worth of pharmaceutical HGH per month, three injections per day. All while promoting his brand of holistic lifestyle, ancestral tenants, and eating raw meat on camera.
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3 years
Rare photo of the CEO of GameStop
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Super weird to see people freak out about twitch income and act like it was some big secret when sub count is publicly available. Take that number and multiple by 2.5 or 3.5 and you’re there. I made a whole video on it; it’s not the krabby patty formula, it’s basic shit
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2 years
Roblox has been offline for over 24 hours. God help us
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I'm so fucking embarrassed right now, the checkmark is still here like a ghost haunting me
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4 years
Onision in court looking like a middle schooler in debate club about to argue the ethics of chewing gum in class
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3 years
Motion blur in games should be illegal. It's such a useless piece of shit
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2 years
Elon Musk owns twitter now. That’s some wild shit
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Just took a nap and woke up with an erection. Goddamn aliens keep having their way with me when I’m snoozing
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3 years
Now that I’m verified I’ll have to hire bodyguards to catch all the sodden panties being thrown at me
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4 years
Yeah I don’t give a fuck if Minecraft Stephen is in smash bros. Now if Nintendo added my dad to the game then I’d be excited
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2 years
Happy Thanksgiving, make sure to eat lots of ass today
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2 years
Twitch doesn't have the streaming monopoly it thinks it does. Youtube is making huge moves and if Twitch keeps spitting on its streamers, they will have some real competition
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Debating on twitter is the most useless shit. I don’t think anyone has ever had their mind changed after a twitter argument
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2 years
I will always find family vlog channels weird. I can't imagine what it's like to be a child with a camera shoved in their face every day. It all feels so fake and that there's nothing private in their lives. The audience is creepy too
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I will always stand by my idea of shooting rockets filled with cum into space to see if we can jumpstart evolution. If there isn’t life out there now, we’ll bukkake the cosmos until there is
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People act like I’m immune to insecurities just because I have an absurdly massive cock. My dick may be enormous but I still battle insecurities just like you tiny wiener men do
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3 years
Blame your teammates no matter what. You don't suck shit, they do and it's their fault you're stuck in weenie hut junior league
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I feel like such a bad boy when I tell a lie in Among Us. Makes me want to light a cigarette and get on a skateboard
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I was born to be a lead role in this series
@PopBase
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A ‘Twilight’ TV series is in the works.
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3 years
Unverified and unsupervised, the alpha male rides
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1 year
What a horrible ending regardless of what team you wanted to win. Refs have been on some fucked corrupt shit for quite some time now
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3 years
Burger King thought they were on Xbox live for a minute
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3 years
Got emotional thinking about all the good cum I wasted into tissues
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2 years
I wish everyone would just stop enjoying things that I dislike. Sickening how some people like things that I don’t
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4 years
If the universe really is a simulation, then why did they program my asshole to be so fucking hairy? Seems like a waste of the coder’s time
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4 years
The Moby Huge needed a friend
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Merry Christmas, hope you all have a wonderful day. Give your family a kiss on the lips from me
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