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Natureโ€™s humble janitor just here to take out the trash. Commander-In-Chief of Croakyโ€™s Heroes Letโ€™s really Make America Better #DeSantis2024

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Joined April 2023
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@KristiNoem โ€œIt was not a puppyโ€
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MAGA timelines last night
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I donโ€™t even like @benshapiro and I know this isnโ€™t true at all.
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Andrew Schulz realizes Ben Shapiro is only good at debating college liberals & canโ€™t win debates against serious competition ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Trumpers: Show me proof!!! Shows story: โ€œHa! you believe The NY Timesโ€ Shows court document: โ€œHa! you believe a pdf from the court!!!โ€ Posts CNN video of Trump speaking at a rally: โ€œHa! you believe a video of Trump posted by CNN.โ€ Post Fox News video of Trump: โ€œHa! You
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He did it
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@ForgiatoBlow47 You look like a lesbian couple on a home makeover show
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@RightWingDad
๐š๐š’๐š๐š‘๐š ๐š†๐š’๐š—๐š ๐™ณ๐šŠ๐š ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Heโ€™s a wanted man now ๐Ÿค  @RepThomasMassie @MassieforKY
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@SenFettermanPA @U_S_Steel Canโ€™t get enough of saying I was wrong about Fetterman.
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Nothing says โ€œI know Iโ€™m screwedโ€ like a 2 AM all caps screed saying you totally did all that stuff youโ€™re getting charged with and should be allowed to get away with it.
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@NewHampJournal @thepulseofnh @NikkiHaley @NHGOP @NHDems Weird because thatโ€™s not what she said last night or over a decade ago
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@HappyFloridian2 @DWUhlfelderLaw I sure as hell wouldnโ€™t leave my kids alone with this. In fact Iโ€™d probably want someone to check his hard drives
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Floridians after 2024 be like:
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In case youโ€™re wondering what normies think of this video: My wife loved it and said it made him look like one of her family members. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น
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Bill Burrโ€™s wife flips off Trump and people who have โ€œF*ck Joe Bidenโ€ flags waving over their trailers are clutching their pearls ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@MattWalshBlog How you sound
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Imagine being a supporter of a candidate who bangs pornstars on golf trips while his pregnant wife is at home and then writing something like this to the son of another candidate. Zero self awareness
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Thatโ€™s gonna be a no dawg @ScottPresler
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Floridaโ€™s Voice
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NEW: @ScottPresler "humbly" invites supporters of DeSantis to join him in backing Trump "[They] are welcome & invited to have a seat at the table."
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Iโ€™ve got some notes: 1. Why would a wounded bird falling from the sky have poll numbers? 2. DeSantis is the best candidate for the presidency and in general in my lifetime 3. Trump literally fought social security and Medicare 3 of his budget proposals included provisions to
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I just witnessed a murder
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@DonaldJTrumpJr @_johnnymaga Sorry we cannot all be as naturally beautiful as Gavin Newsom's ex. ๐Ÿ˜
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@DonaldJTrumpJr I agree we should completely reject any leader that advocated for him.
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I AM Croaky Caiman. And I see in Iowa a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?
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@KariLakeWarRoom @Eskimosby @TheBabylonBee So youโ€™re acknowledging that itโ€™s not satire and saying that itโ€™s actually true? You guys suck at this so much ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Grifters gonna grift
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Candace Owens
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Christ is King is trending worldwide. โœ๏ธ The mediaโ€™s attempt to cross Him again has failed. Happy Sunday.
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TL:DR Translation: โ€œI NEED MONEYโ€ My guy is a Presidential candidate Your guy is a QVC host We are not the same
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@NikkiHaley @DMRegister Sheโ€™s 2007 Bush without the charm
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Every. Damn. Time.
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Fetterman condemns pro-Palestine protesters: "If you show up in a Starbucks with a bullhorn and start yelling at people, that doesn't make you noble. It just makes you an a******."
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@julie_kelly2 @kylamb8 @Bucksmba Reminder that these people will lie to you about everything for their cause ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The โ€œHard Truthโ€ is that you created the issue with an inexperienced speaker, allowing matters to come to the floor that would never have arisen under McCarthy. This led to the resignation of other Republicans, including McCarthy himself, all because of a vendetta related to your
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Hard Truth
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Man Trump abandoned Colby like he was a January 6th defendant
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@votetimscott Looks like we caught him on date night
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When you find out your sister diedโ€ฆ
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All these softbois looking for โ€œsizzleโ€ and โ€œpizzazโ€ in a leader just demonstrate theyโ€™ve never been in a position where leadership was required.
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Reese๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŠ
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@JesseBWatters โ€” if your concern is sizzle & not results, youโ€™re the joke & America will fall as a result. Youโ€™re a good little China puppet.
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This is a creative way to ask someone to raise their hand if theyโ€™re brain damaged
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Raise your hand โœ‹๏ธ if you would vote for Donald Trump Jr in (2028) over Ron DeSantis
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So many DMs defending Shapiro, Walsh Con Inc etc. Youโ€™re not going to redeem them for me ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™ll give an example connected to my previous one: Ben Shapiro is a lawyer. He spent 43 minutes on a video (with graphics) about the Barbie movie. He spent zero minutes discussing how
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Another reason I support Ron DeSantis: My guy just gave a more detailed and better briefing on the terrorist attack on Israel that just happened, while campaigning, than I could ever provide. And I'm a nerd who deep dives into these subjects. Meanwhile, Trump is still going on
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NEWSMAX
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"If the Iranians could push a button and wipe Israel off the map, they would do that." @GovRonDeSantis joined NEWSMAX's @greta Van Susteren to discuss Hamas' attack on Israel.
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@TheStevenCheung @JoeBiden @BidenHQ So Trump was a coward during the primaries? I agree
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Got you fam
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Thomas Massie for Congress
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๐Ÿงต Perhaps you know why I was compelled to write this thread. Vivek talks a great game, but he does not pass my test. He should get in the trenches and fight with us before he asks to be the General. insert โ€œhow do you do fellow ____โ€ meme here.
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Hey look guys, a party leader
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Ron DeSantis
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Our country faces invasion, inflation and indoctrination โ€” all perpetrated by a political class that cares little for the well-being of our own citizens. Republicans should not fund Biden open border policies, nor should they fuel inflation by increasing spending.
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Me seeing Ron tweeting more
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@RonDeSantis
Ron DeSantis
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But not the Florida Republican who wields the veto penโ€ฆ
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โ€œWeโ€™re surgingโ€
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Is this real??
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Pressler is in spaces for both candidates and others. He intentionally walks the tight rope of not supporting one candidate over another because he cares about victory for conservatism and Republicans as a whole and beating Democrats next year. Youโ€™re a complete clown and Scottโ€™s
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Good thing the internet isnโ€™t real life because @ChristinaPushaw just tweeted you into the ground with 3 words
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Trump War Room
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Weโ€™re not the ones who think the internet is real life. You tweeted Ronโ€™s campaign into the ground. Keep it up!
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DeSantis just said โ€œMan Dressesโ€ yeah thatโ€™s a veteran ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Faces that scream: Not allowed near a school
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@TrumpDailyPosts Morgan Freeman Narrating: But he did in fact say that
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If youโ€™re a Republican Trump supporter in Iowa can you tell me how it feels that Trump would rather hang out with Saudis than you?
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Man if only someone would have pardoned those alleged โ€œhostagesโ€ instead of pardoning Jared Kushners dad
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Citizen Free Press
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President Trump: "J6 hostages. I donโ€™t call them prisoners. Theyโ€™re hostages."
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Hey DeSantis supporters if you want a good laugh jump on YouTube and check out the view counts for DeSantis-Newsom debate videos they claimed no one was going to watch. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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I hear thereโ€™s so much room you had Ron move in to the spare bedroom for the campaign trail
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@MassieforKY
Thomas Massie for Congress
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Iโ€™m living in Nikki Haleyโ€™s head rent freeโ€ฆ and trust me, thereโ€™s plenty of empty space in here!
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@JoeyMannarinoUS He should see a doc if at all possible even if itโ€™s through medicaid. Are they blisters or abscesses? An abscess is indicative of an infection. He can get staph or even have staph already and needs to be seen by someone soon also can be signs of heart problems. Set up a go fund
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Vander Plaats activated
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@bobvanderplaats
Bob Vander Plaats
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LOL @realDonaldTrump is the only candidateโ€ฆEVERโ€ฆwho thought my endorsement would be for sale. He found out, and @Reuters validated, I live by higher standards. And, Iowa will exhibit higher standards when they choose @RonDeSantis over a Chump.
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Trumpers on timeline whenever I post about DeSantis doing things
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If โ€œItโ€™s overโ€ was a picture:
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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My unpopular opinion: In Beckโ€™s defense heโ€™s always been a hack
@jso_patriot
Unconventional Patriot๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐ŸŠ
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Glenn Beck has lost me foreverโ€ฆ
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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and the riders of DeSantis descended on Iowa
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@KristiNoem She shot the puppy and the goat one after the other and I havenโ€™t even heard of those construction worker witnesses survived
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@sahouraxo Hamas could surrender
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One of the most striking aspects of today's political landscape is my expectation that more supporters of DeSantis would align with Trump as the nominee after DeSantis dropped out. However, contrary to this, I've observed a significant number of them (albeit mostly online so
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Go out and get yourself a pair of Ron DeSantis inspired Cowboy boots. The new limited edition Air Croakyโ€™s. #BootGate
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Polls donโ€™t bother me. One thing you got to know about me backing @RonDeSantis is that Iโ€™m with you until the end of the line. Thunder Buddies for Life Ron. #DeSantis2024
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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It's not that @KristiNoem killed her dog instead of giving it up for adoption; it's that sheโ€™s dumb enough to brag about it in a book intended to enhance her profile in a country where people might watch movies filled with murder but avoid those where a dog is harmed. One of the
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Bad Turd
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Retire
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@siggyflicker
Siggy Flicker
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Happy New Year!!! Celebrating the New Year with the greatest president in history of America!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@sahilkapur @NBCNews I wonโ€™t stop saying I was wrong.
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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When youโ€™re reading your 4th election related article of the day about our choices this November
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Hint: Do the opposite of what sheโ€™s saying
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Every time
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@ReOpenChris
Chris Nelson ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ
5 months
When MAGA talks about Civil War they really mean a Keyboard Civil War.
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Thereโ€™s literally delegates awarded ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
To absolutely no oneโ€™s surprise as a lifelong Conservative and a now a freshly minted RONservative I am endorsing The Guardian of the Gulf Shores, The Defender of Rights in Pandemic Tides, The Warrior of the Swampland, The Sentinel of the Sunshine State Governor Ron DeSantis
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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The greatest part of this election is @TuckerCarlson โ€™s desperate attempt to latch onto the Trump base is making it obvious to my conservative friends that Iโ€™ve always been right about Tucker sucking. My favorite part is that Iโ€™m old enough to remember when this asshat was the
@SwissWatchGuy
Peter Henlein
5 months
๐ŸšจTucker Carlson on Ben Shapiro in a conversation on the Breaking Points podcast: โ€œIโ€™m shocked by how little they care about the country, including the person you mentioned (BEN SHAPIRO), and I canโ€™t imagine how someone like that could get an audience of people who claim to care
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
Not voting for Trump
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6 months
@InstaGator2024 @USNVetDad I'm voting for whoever is the Republican nominee, what about you?
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months
Trumper meltdown is full blown today because Trumpโ€™s performance in Iowa was so lackluster compared to what they thought it would be. I look forward to their Twitter/X safe Spaces as they try to cheer each other up. I hope Trump keeps making these appearances. Their tears are
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
Let me check the Federalist papers to see what the founders would have thought about. You know The Federalist Papers, by that guy Publius, interesting guy, only one name like Prince but had like 3 personalities. Wonder what he would think about anonymous political speech
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Christina Pushaw ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
NEW: Nikki Haley asserts that allowing people to post on social media anonymously is a "national security threat". She promises that as president, she will force "every person on social media" to be "verified by their name." I am no lawyer but isn't this blatantly
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
This photo makes women want to cover their drinks
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Chris LaCivita
4 months
Dinner at โฆ @RedArrow24Diner โฉ with the Boyz โ€ฆโฆ @DanScavino โฉ โฆ @JasonMillerinDC โฉ โฆ @JamesBlairUSA โฉ โฆ @Alex_Latcham_ โฉ
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
MSNBC really spending a lot of time this weekend saying DeSantis should drop out. Note nothing about Christie, Haley, Hutchinson etc You know who theyโ€™re obviously afraid of winning the nomination.
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
We could have had a winner nationally. Guess weโ€™ll just wait now. ๐Ÿฟ
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
โ€œPalestinians are being punished for the acts of Hamasโ€ Is sort of like saying: โ€œGermans are being punished for the acts of the Nazisโ€ Donโ€™t elect terrorists that violate human rights and this wouldnโ€™t be their reality See you in Berlin
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
โ€œWhen this campaign weโ€™ve been saying will die tomorrow doesnโ€™t die because theyโ€™re actually doing better than us itโ€™s really because some secret backdoor deal was arranged.โ€ This is really like when Doomsday cults predict the end of the world on a specific day and it doesnโ€™t
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
Khaleesi is so subtle in her trolling that I almost missed the hat trick and smile ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
Why spend Christmas with family that avoids you when you can spend Christmas with strangers that worship you?
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
Hi, my girlfriend noticed you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
Heโ€™s so nervous ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
Rather than attacking Sununu for his endorsement, start focusing on what you can do to help the DeSantis campaign pick up ground in New Hampshire.
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
In lieu of a power up montage for the sudden boost in followers I got last night I figured Iโ€™d piss off the Groypers Since I get called a โ€œZionist shillโ€ simply for believing Israel has a right to exist and to defend itself against a murderous ideology Croakyโ€™s going full Herzl
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
19 days
Iโ€™m going to need @elonmusk @Support to fix this quick fast and in a hurry because the element youโ€™ve just allowed on the platform as a โ€œfree speech exerciseโ€ is mass reporting him to do this.
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
@NBCNews None of these books are banned in Florida ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
8 months
11,000 dollars raised in 1 and a half hours on our humble space. Keep donating if you havenโ€™t before midnight tonight to be counted for this period and bringing in so many lulz. You guys are the real ones. Donate if you havenโ€™t ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ’ช
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
@jacobkornbluh Every. Damn. Time.
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
He really doesnโ€™t want this to get addressed because he needs it to try to run in the general. You can smell the desperation.
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
23 days
Again imagine having this guy as the nominee and actually debating issues rather than discussing whether or not your porn star hush money was documented properly ๐Ÿ™„
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
The obvious tell for the desperation in the Trumper cult is when they ask about unity behind Trump after the primary if Trump is the nominee. Remind them that the answer is NO so they get a better idea of how he has zero chance.
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
โ€œYou know Iโ€™ve always liked that BLMโ€
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Croaky Caiman ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
8 months
DeSantis messaging is workingโ€ฆ.at least anecdotally.
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