Today I got a calendar notification that I apparently set for myself... 10 years ago!
It told me that I should release this video that I made in 2013.
So please take a trip with me down memory lane and THANK YOU for playing our silly video games for 10 years now.
I don’t understand why curable blindness is a thing. Why don’t governments step in and help? Even if you’re thinking purely from a financial standpoint it’s hard to see how they don’t roi on taxes from people being able to work again.
Fantastic news that we’ve won a £400 million contract to manage and operate Skynet,
@DefenceHQ
's satellite communications system. Babcock and our partners bring stability and best-in-class solutions for this vital and exciting new contract.
#IndianaJones
and the Great Circle is an all-new adventure game that features a mix of combat, stealth, puzzles, gunplay, and of course...Indy's whip! Use it for traversal, as a distraction, or taking out enemies.
You aren't just playing as Indiana Jones, you ARE Indiana Jones.
⚠️ Public service announcement⚠️
If you are young and single, throw away your gaming consoles. Delete your steam account, cancel xbox live and go find a mate. I promise you, you'll thank me later.
A random Starfield ship hailed me and it was just called "Grandma"
She said come aboard if I'm hungry...
I was suspicious but it turns out she's just a grandma!
And her ship was filled with lots of pots and pans and food and things from her grandkids and...
- Need to get into castle in Elden Ring
- Castle door has magical seal
- Nearby body has map with a rough location of potential key
- Ride to island marked on map
- Giant fucking dragon.
Elden Ring dungeons be like:
I went up the stairs, I went down the elevator, I went down the stairs? Where is the rest of the dungeon??
Oh ho ho, did you look UNDER THE ELEVATOR?
NO I DIDN'T LOOK UNDER THE GODDAMN ELEVATOR
A horror game where you navigate an island in an old train, upgrade it over time, and use it to fight an evil spider train named Charles. Here's the first trailer! (Steam link in comments)
#Halloween
#Horror
#IndieGames
#HorrorGames
Literally everything about the missing Titanic sub is a nightmare. No seats. No space. Piloting via an off-brand game controller. Sharing air with a billionaire. And why would you tempt fate by paying an exorbitant amount to get sealed into a death capsule NAMED “TITAN”??!?
Most insane enjoyment bell curve I've ever experienced
I wrote 10 pages of notes about it while playing it
I watched dozens of hours of YouTube essays about it after finishing it
I remember none of it.
I like how people keep expecting nerds to say "Rockstar went woke" and instead they're all like "ALL HAIL OUR LATINA QUEEN, WE LIVE TO SERVE YOU MAMI, PLEASE END MY FUCKING LIFE"
I know we all make fun of Bethesda "environmental storytelling" but it's always funny to find a dead guy next to a lever with a note near his body that says "hmm I wonder what this lever does!"
#Oppenheimer
Review: CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S MASTERPIECE. A bold, tragic look inside humanity’s darkest hour. Riveting, world-class performances & breathtaking imagery that blows a load of emotion inside you. Not just another biopic, it’s the best historical movie ever! A fitting end
There is a real divide happening right now in the shooter genre. There's a slowly growing fanbase that's in love with fluid and skill based movement / mechanics. Gonna be interesting to see if anyone takes the leap of faith and attempts to make a game for this demographic.
Starfield cities not having maps and instead having Morrowind style signs you can follow is a very good decision. Learn how to use your eyes and ears, kids.
"As someone who had his whole season drop all at once at the same time… it’s the dumbest sh-- ever... There’s literally no upside... Imagine if the whole season of X-MEN 97 was out!" - BenDavid Grabinski, creator of Netflix's Scott Pilgrim Takes Off. 📺
New info on Starfield:
• There's housing in all the major cities the player can get. Some you have to purchase and some are rewards for specific quests.
• If you commit a crime, you can elect to go to jail or pay a fine when you're arrested (or even resist arrest and try to…