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司徒

@szetoinsitu

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@iris_IGB

Training the kit generation

Nature Methods - Young scientists must learn not just how to use a kit, but how it works.

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@snoopsheep @AmberSevart Academic life, as told by the PI over zoom "Enjoy the weekend" "Think you can get this ready by Monday"

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@sushil_js “This will allow us to identify outsiders to call the cops on”

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@MakDPostmodern @AkilahObviously *PBS masterpiece trumpets intensify*

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@clhubes Build it before the HoA gets pissy

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@Brian_Bolli @PanWeg @HomeworkAteDog @ISASaxonists @melodyMcooper "I have [insert group] friends!"

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@iMDRW Corp HR: I refuse to do the things you pay me to do Teacher: I will walk through fire, underpaid, and do things you don't pay me to do

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@Jkid4 @myfox8 So they’re filming Americans being detained for overseas consumption? Blech.

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@Narniarawr Number one cause of death of cops since pandemic was Covid. And before that, auto related. Cops have a strange risk assessment that does not fully tackle either, I guess

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@RobynElyse Malls: no kids Kids: ok Malls: oh shit, where’s our retail traffic Ahh we’re dying

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@dsidhe @djlavoie @erinbiba “Call me out on my lack of mask so I can arrest you”

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@trojanjustin @yashar @itsgabrielleu Take a cue from Finland; fines a fraction of your assets. 20k for one person, 200k for another, 2M for the next. That'll get you your compliance...

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@girlinseattle @mckaycoppins @bartongellman "I only need to coerce 10 people instead of suppress the vote from 10 million"

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@hikari_no_yume Sometimes I just snap a burst before the camera thinks it should apply algorithmic logic; tends to be a really shit photo but preserves the vibe.

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@HoustonChron Rich man's war, poor man's fight. True in 1861, true in 2021

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@nameshiv “He who can destroy a thing, controls that thing” would’ve been much more megalomaniacally appropriate

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@sporkboot @jbouie *coughs in Jefferson*

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@AldanaTracey @abcWNN @AmericanAir Overqualified is code for "we're pretty sure you won't like the number and conditions we offer you, and we know it"

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@MomRobe “Nobody exceeds expectations, otherwise we’d have to comp you accordingly” “Why are these workers so mediocre”

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@wickettred Also the Chinese equivalent: Tiger Balm! (Zero percent tiger content)

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@UnseenOps The survivors trying to farm in the Roman forum after depopulation probably felt the same way too

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@zthorinm @connor_dot_net ST Eliot would be boss

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@firstthingsmag A strange alliance between the anti-abortion "pro life" and the utilitarian pro-death movements

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@TuringGirl @JakePizorno @BohemianDragon @bonkey_bong Get out and never look back "My child never contacts, so ungrateful"

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5 years

@theintercept @ggreenwald Loyalty oath...to another country? Perplexing.

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@BarkAndLaugh @Morbidful That…sounds like the buck stops at the armorer

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10 months

@allgarbled He then turns into a death cab for cutie fan

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@ryanjmorris81 @YUSUF_UHUD @realDonaldTrump That didn’t stop the Vietnamese from bleeding America, did it?

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@MsJLHarper @aetherlev Upload Public domain movies to fill whatever they’re using for storage?

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@RioSlade “Dying early for the company is our traditional way of life”

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@ymmayer “My kimono line inspired by a protestor wearing what I think is a kimono, all the hashtags buy my things”

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@mistermoviespod Broke:”Secret messages played backwards” Woke:”un secret Message for those who are actually listening to the lyrics and not the recurring chorus”

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@Bigkbeam @NoLieWithBTC Number one cop killer in the pandemic is Covid. Before that it was auto-related (eg hit during a traffic stop)

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@Digi_Goblin @bdclarke @CmdrHallowell @totally_canada @HarlotPrincessx “End of elementary school, combined with 4chan and BigLie YouTube”

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@KEdwardK @VeryBadLlama Tolkien: it’s not allegory, just dead marshes full of dead people I am FINE

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@thrasherxy These are the people estate taxes were made for.

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@oddlyordinary0 @PoorlyAgedStuff Coroner: not killed by tobacco *cig industry goes YAAAS* Coroner: Wait, I see indications of asbestos exposure *asbestos industry gets very sad* *tug of war ensues between two special interest groups to pass the buck*

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@bielleogy Dog: holy heck what is this place

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@DudeDarkmatter "Navy admits 10B ships could be attacked, lost forever"

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@ODicksmasher @_SaraMughal Probably a “union buster” VHS tape every manager has to watch

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@plumnotes Than the weirdo archaeology cosplayers where the dude blew up his own marriage to get with his grad student and get her tenure in his own Yale dept. now adjunct and living her best life as instafluencercosplayer

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@tictoc So...that's how much we can expect to be squeezed in 2019

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1 year

@JoshuaErlich Cop: if mom doesn’t put the seat belt on she’s a child endangerer, let me arrest! Cop: why should I belt in the guy in the back? He has no right to a seat belt and you won’t punish me for not using it, ha ha

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This is starting to make me think of academia and how grad school eats people alive, and they’re rarely the same on the flip side; all for 20k a year

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@georgewiman @TransSalamander “There’s an app for that” has taken over the building

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@ErrantNerd @KidThorazine @lillykitty1988 @BrandsOwned exploitation is apparently a hard habit to kick

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@shannonrwatts The house stood its ground.

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@brohan_ @womenpostingws

Kentucky Doctor Delivers Patient's Baby Right Before Giving Birth to Daughter

A Kentucky doctor helped to deliver a patient's baby just before she gave birth to her own daughter.

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@gaileyfrey Two space traditional, one space good, zero space makes an automatic link in Twitter that might get bought and turned into a website...

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@MsSellers2U @unrealshrike @ladielabrys2 “I didn’t leave you there alone you must be remembering wrong babe”

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@RedDawn141 @hop_scotch_ @EduardHabsburg We can’t just summon Habsburgs like beetlejuice Habsburg Habsburg Habsburg

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@Brendelbored @DeanTrantalis @elonmusk @boringcompany “These skyscrapers have rockets so they can relocate

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@pookleblinky Already a dark void of the geocities and Usenet era: reo and oocities didn’t save everything and all that is flash is kinda iffy in preservation

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@Newyorkist This gonna hurt his “I didn’t know I am just a highly trained ignoramus” defense

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@menwritewomen “Hope for lost kids but only the cishet ones” is the hill she wants to die on, so

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@faineg @SebBoucher @tattooed_bug Also, while protecting your mentees

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@annasbrew2015 @TheDweck Summer job oughta take care of it, in between the ten dollar college classes

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@Mafaldita4real @JoeDunman @KevinMKruse Sadly all the decor comes out of an already under-paid pocket. =/

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@schemeprincess @Kwiet7 @Hopey_70 @docrocktex26 @Dutchwouter777 Always have some of your coworkers business cards eh?

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@faineg “I only wanted to punch down, I never thought any consequences of my actions-“

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@chiliconcarrot Amen I say to you it is easier to milk your congregation for a Rolex than to house the unhoused, feed the hungry, etc

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@unexpectedrev @mckcathy @bobomonkeyrage And of course he’s leading by example, by also getting the shot. Unlike certain people who pretended covid was fake, then went straight to Walter Reed the moment they turned out to be pos, and got vaxed in secret

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@teresab06264778 @BennArrington At some point they’ll start assuming that our room-mates/co-resident-persons can help us pay medical bills, with the help of some yearly tax returns “Married or divorced, we got you forever!”

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@cdisalvo We...always did this in my corner of STEM. My last institutions even had powerpoint templates for posters!

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@forycoust @_blutgang When you live at home rent money is gun money

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@AnonyMo65537393 Southern hospitality at a considerably different scale

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@oldenoughtosay Don’t even need to get them to Greece. One car chase to the Greek embassy later

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@PhilJankowski @drswlong If only they encouraged more rooftop solar to prop up the grid during daylight hours

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@RodeoStockard @dotorii_muk that wasn’t reckless?

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@Ricardo_0621 Academia is pretty brutal, surviving it and being angry sounds like a origin story for a villain.

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@adamquinn__ @pookleblinky “We will make student loan debt generational, two generations up and two below”

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@BBCScienceNews I love how all the fictions thought it would be chemicals, but it was actually just that society was grueling and punishing enough to survive in that less people felt secure enough to have children.

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@TeeGeorge7 @NaturalistTay @briantylercohen @HiltonHotels “Take one for the team, bro. Garçon, more wine. Driver, bring up the Bentley...”

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@WillManidis So much essential infra runs on "security through obscurity". :| Reminded of Nashville and that ATT switching office...also took out 911 service around the area.

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@auxChampion @LibbyFrame “We might find a kid in high school who thinks free exposure is ok, let’s try first”

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@SmatthewAF FalseTrekkie: "TOO WOKE NEW TREK" "this was in the 90s/early 2000s, and these episodes are old enough to serve in the Dominion War, vote and order Romulan ale. Here is a Pah'Wraith vortex, yeet yourself into it"

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@RealTimeWWII Whoever that pilot was did heroic work under duress

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@TrexPushups @jolyn3208 @AudreLawdAMercy Also, maybe more peds and primary care and less optimizing to pare down debt asap

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@beer_age @Thund3rB0lt Eh. We're less self-conscious in our happy place. Happy place...

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@DebbieAriyo @jburnmurdoch Yep. Seizing freedom with both arms is liberating. Then the fellas see it and makes them shook, and go conservative.

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@DropBetweenDime @scottdecosse @abcWNN Gov isn't even paying that much at the moment. Which says a lot about work conditions that people will take severe pay cuts.

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@dcastelvecchi Exercise left to reader

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@pecunium I was hoping to be a warlord that could plunder. Now there are chicken tendie shortages

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@nocleverhandle @SarahTaber_bww @b0ytits “The twenty bucks we randomly took off that guy, multiplied by a million guys, and it’s all OuR mOnEy”

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@Nubbers_Natch @Juliejtm @MegStEsprit @JulianNorwich1 They should’ve also had a convo with the person who called it in and given them a fine for wasting police time.

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@climate "Meanwhile, you humans should stop eating meat, so we can increase CO2 emissions"

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@ASlavitt Voting sites also need PPE and staff. The decision means that the facility staff are going to be doing most of the heavy lifting, and perhaps assuming most of the risk.

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@Boss2Kandii @tictoc Smaller amounts but probably more catastrophic

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@Jbrdm1 @JoshRainerGold Teaching that stuff in school got canned with everything else, since it could not be part of NCLB and testing-for-funding (but home-ec and wood-shop was on the outs long before NCLB).

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@liberalprogrock @swolecialism Sounds about right for stereotypes of Harley customers I guess

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@EnbyRyan @beka_valentine INCOMING SPRINT LETS GO

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@Laurie_Garrett Odd how the 14th is a wet noodle but 2A is a titanium pillar

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@abcWNN "no money left to train and retain new workers" "We spent all the money on stock buybacks" "We need money to save America's airlines" "Please help" "Can u help"

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@_maxgranger De-colonization! Spain should be glad they're not trying to get the gold back

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@tuba_man @BootlegMermaid @spurtmagoo Turning point is probably touchscreens; over time User Interface gets heavily simplified for a very minimal UX . Logical progression from Mouse GUI

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@joshtpm "Nobody dies from gunshots, that's the blood loss" energy

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@nebhusker84 @Amy_Siskind Beto made a position on guns shortly after the walmart shooting in El Paso. Magas didn't like that very much. They are now cursing the waterless, gasless, darkness whilst they check on their guns.

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@BrandsOwned With incentives like this you almost wonder if the gov is paying McDs for each person bumped off the rolls. Almost feels like a honeypot bounty system

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@ahylton26 @statesman “Should’ve waited the four years for us to release it on a Friday after a good football game win”

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@suzanthony7 @JessicaHuseman Maybe Texas isn’t a “free market paradise”, just a wheel where when you fall off, you fall into the spinning blades of free market indifference? *sigh*

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@editwest @KLAymes @TristanSnell This be why journos protect their sources, cops their CIs…iirc not even admins know their full details. (And why George washingtons intel guys burned the paperwork. We still don’t know many of the spies)

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