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if you needed a blackpill today: i’m at the olivia rodrigo show and this “dad”literally dumped his crying nine year old daughter with us because he bought her tickets but didn’t want to sit through the concert and needed someone to walk her to her seat. we tried cheering her up

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people want to throw around the term “intrusive thoughts” and then piss their pants when they realize intrusive thoughts are usually about violence and morally reprehensible things and not, like, questioning whether you should dye your hair

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tiktok ocd discourse making me want to blow my brains out

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4 years

this is how i view the stakes in all social settings & interactions

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@ladielabrys2 yep he told us she had her phone and he could see her location on life 360 and that she was “independent” and only needed help getting to her seat all while she was crying and begging with him not to leave. his parting words to her were “you’ll be fine i’m gonna take a nap in the

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this has so many typos i was typing mad as fuck in line

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@ycsm1n oh definitely the craziest part was he didn’t even ask for our names or numbers nothing. he didn’t even introduce himself or the little girl either he just dumped her crying on us like we were preschool teachers and not literal random college girls at a stadium concert

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1 year

there shouldn’t even be “ocd discourse” it is one of the most complex and debilitating psychiatric disorders and nearly all of you lack a fundamental understanding of what it is and are unable contribute to a conversation about it in any meaningful way

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@unrealshrike

5 years

park street station, boston, ma

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2 months

this was something typed out in the heat of the moment and i wasn’t expecting it to get traction. here is a follow up with some details that i included in other tweets. -dad did not ask us for our names or numbers, nor did he give us his name or number or the name of his

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8 months

both sides of this discourse are ridiculous but it’s so funny seeing her talk about period blood like cops talk about fentanyl

celia

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Period blood is…literally a biohazard. Please tell me you understand the difference between washing your own blood in your own personal sink and your blood being in a sink where numerous people who are not you use it.

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6 months

i wish liberal feminism was this effective

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1 year

@HelenWithAnEta most people have them! the difference is that people with ocd attach meaning to intrusive thoughts/obsess over their significance/feel driven to perform compulsions to relieve the anxiety the thoughts cause

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1 year

this scene made banshees of inisherin movie of the year for me

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6 years

@bvnkso @ChiquitaSWEETS

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7 months

i can’t give up the fight for mitski tickets. i need to secure them. i must win this battle against the enemy’s forces or go out with honor

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5 months

smut can be subversive and profound but none of these people are interesting or good enough writers to do that

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1 year

@imnotjuIes this happened to me several times in school & it usually lead to being sexually harassed 🙃

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3 years

“the tool is made to be pleasing, but it doesn’t have any superfluous qualities. everything that moves does so for a reason, will.”

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1 year

i didn’t expect this tweet to get traction. i have ocd and panic disorder and ERP therapy has been a great resource for me. i found my therapist through nocd’s resources!!!

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1 year

@Dlarkin717 oh yeah definitely! i didn’t mean to suggest intrusive thoughts were exclusively violent, but they are distressing and target what you’re afraid of/value the most. scrupulosity and religious ocd are common subtypes.

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4 years

what i wouldn’t give to live like this

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10 months

i love how it’s “death to all landlords” for red rose emoji twitter except for ones who coerce women into sexual favors. y’all have no real beliefs, no convictions, no critical thought, just a base urge towards edginess that is not only ineffective, but unforgivably boring

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10 months

Everybody wins here

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4 years

@beautyybychloe @hannahyusuck if you’re capitalizing off child exploitation & willingly catering to p*dos, putting you down is exactly what i’m going to do. other women are not exempt from criticism.

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@unrealshrike

7 years

@siarah_ hol up, y'all forgot about this legend.

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4 years

thinking about highland cows

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6 months

“almost every woman i have ever met has a secret belief that she is just on the edge of madness, that there is some deep, crazy part within her, that she must be on guard constantly against 'losing control — of her temper, of her appetite, of her sexuality, of her feelings, of

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but if i said tropes like these are consumed and reproduced by women largely either as a way to deflect real trauma (i.e. “reader lived through something similiar but gets to deflect by reading about it happening to a girl/woman only this time she gets a happily-ever-after) or

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what the hell is this 💀

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4 years

why is kaitlyn bennet so worried about where trans people go to the bathroom when sis can’t even make it to a stall

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5 years

@hulknaps

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8 months

let me not contribute to her self-congratulatory ally validation mining

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@unrealshrike

3 years

this is orvellian

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@unrealshrike

5 years

anyone: how are you doing? me:

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I’m So Cold

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2 months

@ladielabrys2 we made sure she got to her seat safely with water and gave her our numbers though and told her to reach out if she gets lost or if anything happens. more than what her own father did.

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@unrealshrike

5 years

question: if i’m passing a man on the t stairs & he looks me up & down & says “mmmm i know you have a fat pussy.” am i legally allowed to mace him? because i showed remarkable strength by not reacting when i should have legit fucking maced him.

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4 years

woc, calmly: hey i did not like this thing, can i be treated with the respect i deserve please? y’all, shaking: she’s so aggressive! i’m scared! i feel so attacked!

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5 months

there is nothing subversive or evocative about “open your mouth like a good girl” etc erotica. it does nothing but reinforce the status quo. it is a byproduct of a bland and servile imagination and there’s nothing worth defending about it

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3 years

justice for this actually funny tweet of mine that flopped :(

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3 years

this is orvellian

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7 years

@anaopoly me next time i see a red toyota

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5 years

when you’ve finished watching you on netflix & a man at the bookstore looks at you for a second too long

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8 months

i was waiting for this reply. amazing stuff.

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3 months

true detective finale:

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@unrealshrike

4 years

doja cat knew something we didn’t when she made this

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@unrealshrike

4 years

instead of asking old questions that sound like “what’s wrong with me?” i will start asking important questions like: what if the moon was really following my car? what do my kisses feel like? what can the water tell me about my ebbing? who thought of me today & smiled tenderly?

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4 years

i guess that’s why i’m known as a queen bee 😔🐝

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9 months

me ijboling and idgafing my way through every traumatic life event & stressor

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4 years

this is exactly how i want my funeral program to look

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7 months

the fascists and antisocial freaks found this tweet. anyway systematic sexual violence exists, it is the status quo for nationalist and militarized violence (including violence perpetrated by the us military, the apartheid state of isreal, and religio fascist militas) and it is

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4 years

me opening twitter

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4 years

no allston basement is worth bilateral pneumonia or six months back in your childhood bedroom

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5 years

orange blossom trail (obt) orlando, florida

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2 months

@ladielabrys2 i wanted to ask for her mom’s number or her number but i felt strange about it because she was a literal random child but she had mine saved and i also told the venue staff that her father left her alone with us to walk her to her seat and they said they would escort her out

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@unrealshrike

3 years

barack obama coining the term “ethereal bisexual” was not on my 2020 bingo card

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7 months

the western leftist response (or lack of it) to masha amini and the thousands of iranian women & girls who were imprisoned, raped, and murdered already blackpilled me i do not expect any consideration of the plight and suffering of women under religio fascist regimes from y’all

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@unrealshrike

5 months

i hate you joe biden

@sonyashea3

5 months

i think my big problem isn’t really that people are reading porn and pretending it’s literature, it’s that all of it is so deeply unsexy. it’s never written in a way that convinces me that the author has had sex before

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2 months

“or maybe it’s just fun” this is graduate level cultural and literary criticism take your afraid of critical thought consoomer ass to booktok

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@eveabraha nah i don’t see the green line waterfall in this pic. that must be central.

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@ladielabrys2 hoping she tells her mom everything that happened and she is an actual responsible and caring parent and her father is dealt with that man had no business having unsupervised custody if he is going to leave his crying daughter alone at a stadium with strangers

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1 year

when the repressed girl who was raised religious in the middle of the south discovers ethel cain & julien baker

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@unrealshrike

6 years

@jbnv @LeonThomasBraun @davidhogg111 @lemahevad "The NRA is a terrorist organization." is a statement of truth said bravely in order to protect others, including you, from further gun violence due to neglect laws in our country. That's love. As for Cruz, we all know nobody murders 17 people just because they need a hug.

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@unrealshrike

4 years

anyway...this tik tok trend of painting brown/black girls as mean, uneducated, & aggressive & white girls as victims feels violent & racist to me. y’all know what you’re doing.

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@unrealshrike

5 years

start off the morning packing lunches for everleigh & paxson, kiss my husband goodbye as he heads to his job as a family optometrist or cooperate risk assessment specialist, i walk our two golden retrievers, & then head to brunch at peach valley with the girls...i have chills

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imagine how simple their lives must be.... i want this

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not one person in this woman’s life has her best interest at heart and it’s gut wrenching no one deserves this

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Sam Asghari is reportedly threatening to release ‘extraordinarily embarrassing’ information about Britney Spears if prenup is not renegotiated.

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#KarlMarxWasSexy don’t even front like he ain’t out here SEIZING our means of production.

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5 years

good morning i just found out there is a bird that sews AND they’re called tailorbirds the world is still so full of wonder

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is it not widely understood that she ate the berries on purpose

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she was doing all this just to d*e by eating poison berries 😭😭

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i don't take normal college graduation photos

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3 years

can i get a little bit of commotion for the dress?

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trust men or have an interracial twin

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4 years

like this tweet & i’ll dm you a deep fried photo of lin-manuel miranda biting his lip

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6 years

sorry! my camera doesn't focus on the fake. 💯😤

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1 year

one day you people will understand having a r*pe & dv fetish is not a sexual orientation for which you are being oppressed

pinkpoppet (CHALLENGERS SPOILERS)

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1 year

"this author romanticizes abu-" dark kinks are not automatically abuse, alot of dark content books have clear consent beforehand. and even if they dont, scenes like dubcon in a fictional setting are ways for adults to explore their sexuality in a safe way.

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reminder that there is an enzyme in plantain that can only be digested by people of carribean, latin american, &/or african descent it causes explosive diarrhea & liver failure in people with other genomes just spreading the word so everyone can stay safe 🙏🏽

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as a lifelong plantain enjoyer I can honestly say that if you are measuring it as you cook it to make it perfect you shouldn't be cooking it in the first place.

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@_OVOmar_ @ehjovan

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remember two years ago during hurricane matthew when shepard smith went on air & told us we were all going to die & gifted us the greatest meme in florida history

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pov: you’re a french villager in the 1300s and the black plague is traveling through your lymphatic vessels to kill you

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@fernydyke fr like i just matched his energy 😭 don’t they understand irony

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3 years

@SteveO2134 @stevanzetti The issue is assuming the south is mostly people in the “LeopardsEatYourFace party” when a majority of progressive movements started & were lead in the south & that a large amount of these state’s populations aren’t working class POC & that voter disenfranchisement isn’t a thing.

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every day people express their physical & sexual boundaries and you lot get weird about it

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born to die did to my generation what lead paint did to boomers

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this is not meant to be funny btw

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it is totally not concerning & a clear consequence of late capitalism & societal decline that people consider it healthy to talk to their best friends & partners like HR managers

venus 🇵🇸

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1 year

i’m an abolitionist, but there should be a prison sentence for anyone who ends a friendship this way

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yeah i love morrissey

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@jbnv @LeonThomasBraun @davidhogg111 @lemahevad Deflect all you want, but I know what love is and I love you despite your attempt to belittle me. Am I saying did he deserve to be bullied, if he was bullied? No, of course not. But being bullied doesn't make someone a murderer, he should not have been able to get guns legally.

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jennifer’s body isn’t just a b-movie teen horror flick it is an allegorical tale of rape culture in american society. it shows how celebrities, politicians, and other abusive men in power sacrifice women and girls for the satisfaction of their ego

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i hope sophie anderson has found peace i really do. the world failed her.

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5 years

when you’re in spanish class & your friend garrett asks “¿me prestas un lápiz?”

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@SWAIM_CORP i miss all of these

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the thing i love when books explore difficult and taboo themes in a thoughtful and craft-driven way. sharp objects and my dark vanessa are some of my favorite books. hell, jane eyre is a problematic fave of mine (as well as it’s critique wide saragasso sea), but notice how this

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i’m in a bad place rn, not mentally, i just live in boston

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3 years

me once i’m vaccinated

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@nickiarigaga @beautyybychloe @hannahyusuck i experienced “that shit” first hand & if i used baiting p*dos as a marketing device &, conveniently, a coping mechanism, it would still be absolutely unacceptable. and since everyone on twitter suddenly has a doctorate in psychology, the word you’re looking for is enabling.

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greatest lines from the new lana album “i’m a different kind of woman, if you want a basic bitch go to the beverly center “pass me my vape” “that’s why they call me lanita” “regrettably, you're still a white woman” “my boyfriend tested positive for COVID, it don't matter”

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entering 2020 with megan markle energy. cutting everybody off. queen shit.

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People say I'm too critical of Meghan Markle - but she ditched her family, ditched her Dad, ditched most of her old friends, split Harry from William & has now split him from the Royal Family. I rest my case.

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