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Spurt Magoo

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2 years

There are porn flash animations on newgrounds with more artistic value than this

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This is literally a masterpiece, and they’re just getting started… @TheRedApeFamily November 25th, world premiere… IN DUBAI… 😮 #NFTCommmunity #NFTdrop #nftcollectors

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i can honestly say bean based fascism is not something i saw coming

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3 years

They could never make 2 girls 1 cup today. Not with cancel culture how it is.

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2 years

Someone just said I work at the "dicksucking factory" and when I pointed out that's not even a real thing they went "yes it is you work there" and refused to provide a source no matter how many times I asked

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obama said he would do this when i was 14 years old

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Maybe it's just me but I don't really have a lot of nostalgia for when the present my parents got me for my 13th birthday broke immediately

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Microsoft is now selling an Xbox Red Ring of Death poster for $24.99

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Guy whose child bride is just out of frame: uhhh they're grooming kids into being trans

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3 years

It's really fucking funny that for whatever reason no one born after 1997 knows how to torrent

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2 years

. @TuckerCarlson I got fired for watching a porn at work where a white heterosexual couple do it missionary style. My boss said the genre had nothing to do with it but I'm sure you can connect the dots like I did. Please have me on the show.

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guy who only gets to see his kids on weekends: lol pronouns in bio

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When I do it it's called "soyface" and it's "cringe" but when a woman does it it's called "ahegao" and people "jack off" to it

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3 years

they're called "subtitles" because you have to be an obedient little slut to read them

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3 years

conservatives love to criticize capitalism and think it's a criticism of feminism

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Woman Escapes The Patriarchy To Find Freedom In Grueling 80-Hour Work Week

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3 years

It's really funny that a bunch of the dumbest people on here all decided that the most subversive thing they could do is start believing in the same exact satanic panic bullshit their idiot grandparents did 30 years ago

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@GrimezszCharts cannot think of more cheesy performative thing to do right after a public breakup with a billionaire

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3 years

posting isn't activism but thousands of people coming together to bully a single person that was an asshole to a service worker is something we can all be proud of

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2 years

Weirdest part about this type of thing is conservative sickos like Ben Shapiro never even gave a shit about Louis CK until he got in trouble for pulling out his dick and jacking off in front of women

Ben Shapiro

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2 years

Louis CK is hilarious. Thus he will continue to survive and thrive. Your whining will change none of this.

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3 years

uh some of you are following this person i have a weird grudge against. think i might be pretty annoying about it for a while.

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2 years

You don't have to hand it to child marriage imo

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2 years

There's like a 50% chance any thread that begins with the words "reminder that" is going to be some of the dumbest shit you've ever read

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2 years

Well after six years it's over. She dumped me. Wouldn't say why but I know she saw my "Disney milfs ranked by fuckability" chart last night. I guess she disagreed with the placements?

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Rip Bob I wish I knew why you blocked me

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Losing my Twitter account out of refusal to delete the worst joke anyone's ever told

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3 years

Discovering there are people who don't believe the transatlantic slave trade happened is an interesting way to start the morning

“JL was right” | Master Manifestor 👩🏽‍💻

@FavGhostwriter

3 years

If they SUPPOSEDLY shipped 100,000,000 slaves from Africa to America, average 200 slaves per ship, where TF are the 500,000 slave ships?! We’ve been here! Know this.

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