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@AkilahObviously At some point, I’m just going to give up on streaming shows and watch whatever is on PBS

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@BillCosby Someone has your sports memorabilia in a Vegas hotel room

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@existentialcoms I don’t understand why people are losing their shit about pronouns. People have been using titles like Mr. and Ms. for ages. That’s not much different?

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@KellyScaletta @davidmweissman It’s a Christian-inspired entertainment venue. Not actually Christian, just making references to the Bible to get cheers and money.

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@Reuters So it's not about the Romantic period of classical music?

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@AlysonStoner I see people asking you to "spill the tea", and while I am curious as to what happened during Camp Rock filming, I respect that you may not feel comfortable sharing right now. I hope you are doing well. Show business can be ugly.

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@TheTinaVasquez What if I told you that loving Pete doesn’t mean not loving Julián?

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@ThatEricAlper @hgmackinnon “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” since it’s actually about a breakup, which is why it’s awkward to hear it played at graduation ceremonies.

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#IfThisWereThe90s I’d drink a whiskey drink, I’d drink a vodka drink, I’d drink a lager drink, I’d drink a cider drink

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Of all the '70s musicians whose careers you could have revived, you chose Meat Loaf #RoastThe90s

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@mrcoolmike_ Just wait until Papa John's starts going by Giovanni Patriarchi's.

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Tower of Error #NewDisneyQuarantineRides

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@BirdRespecter Comes with a free copy of Bruce Springsteen’s Born in the USA

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@GnaGallina Joe Rogan is the frat version of Dr. Oz

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@karendee7 @jesskahnweiler And Then This Is Spinal Tap

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Better Call Solzhenitsyn #RussianTVShows @midnight

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I see #KirkWasRight is trending. Kirk Van Houten?

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@MaraWilson Tommy Wiseau

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@meganamram Similar to how black males are “men” as teenagers profiled by police and “boy” when they are adults expressing their opinions.

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Drake-A-Wish #HipHopCharities @midnight

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@libertycorn0123 @thecoltinclark Wasn’t JFK hopped up on all kinds of pills during his presidency?

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H1N1 Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest #MakeAMovieSick @midnight

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Vape-Nuts #MillenialFood @midnight

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@EFJBGC @Imposter_Edits Utah = Alabama with ski resorts

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Chili Dish Gambino #HipHopFood @midnight

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@DatFromage @tai_leclaire They play in Arrowhead Stadium and do a Native-inspired chant, so yes, the name is referencing Native people

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@danadonly It’s happening because people chose dancing and playing Twister and watching Grey’s Anatomy over Bible study class.

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Hi @officedepot your ads are appearing on a hateful propaganda outlet. Contact @slpng_giants if you want to pull these ads.

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@jules_su There’s also the People Who Claim to Be Libertarian But Are Just Elon Musk Fanboys Party (also known as the Libertarian Party)

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Fat Alberta #MakeTVShowsCanadian @midnight

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@realDonaldTrump Are you going to nominate Captain Crunch or Colonel Mustard?

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Starks and Recreation #GameOfThronesTVShows @midnight

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Battlestar Sciatica #RuinSciFi @midnight

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Pluto being a planet #WhatIMissFromThe2000s

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pH Diddy #ScienceCelebs @midnight

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Uh oh @Trevornoah this is awkward. Why are your ads appearing on Breitbart? Please contact @slpng_giants ASAP to get this issue fixed. Thanks!

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Pot Pilgrim vs. the World #StonedComicBooks @midnight

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@nicolacoughlan Jenny Joyce is responsible for Brexit.

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Harold and Maude Go to White Castle #AddAMovieRuinAMovie @midnight

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Dorm MacDonald #CollegeCelebs @midnight

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@EdKrassen Howard Stern

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@JenKirkman Nicolas Cage is who Johnny Depp wound up being

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@thememorypalace I get by with a little help from my little friend!

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@EmpowerToday @Chiefs Time to rename the Broncos’ stadium

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@chrissyteigen When I was a kid, I didn’t understand the purpose of airport hotels, like I wondered what was so interesting about the airport that people would want to stay near it instead of in the city where fun happens.

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Iron Deficient Maiden #JustRuinABandName

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#DressLikeAWoman @MintMilana #Resistance

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@whysopain Clueless seems more legitimately Jane Austen than this movie, and Clueless had a joke about balls flying in one’s face.

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@SenBobCorker So much for standing up to Trump 😞😞😞

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Corn on the cop #OneLetterOffFoods @midnight

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@ElyKreimendahl People in Hawaii go crazy when a Mainland chain restaurant arrives for the first time. When we got our first Olive Garden, there was a two hour wait to get in. People treated it like it was a Michelin starred restaurant.

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@FaatiTheStreet Instead of telling people to stop going to Hawaii, tell them if they do go, to support locally owned businesses, to not throw things into lava (disrespectful to Pele), and learn about Hawaiian history, and to respect laws and traditions.

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The Jerry Mathers LP #NicerRap @midnight

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@TomiLahren Ever want to offend a Republican? Bring up the fact that Kaepernick taking a knee was partially the idea of a veteran.

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@DollyParton I never imagined that Dolly Parton would win Twitter for a day, but it happened. Congratulations.

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@MaraWilson I miss not knowing that the 1990 TV special The Muppets at Walt Disney World was really just an extended commercial

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@AkilahObviously This reminds of how on The Good Place, Jason’s dance crew was disqualified for having 50 people

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@straightforkim What about Lydia?

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@richardmarx Correct. We should instead be bringing up his horrible Unplugged album which my dad made me listen to over and over again when I was a kid.

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Vanilla Ice and Fire #GameOfThronesCelebs @midnight

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Harry Potter and the Odor of the Phoenix #MakeAFilmStinky

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@mattxiv I’m confused as I think a lot of these guys also love American Psycho, and Patrick Bateman has a hygiene routine. Maybe the guy in the TikTok just needs to play Huey Lewis and the News?

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Hi @ALDF I don’t think you want your ads appearing in a far-right hateful media site. Contact @slpng_giants if you want the ads pulled.

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@jpftw @girlhack @KeatonPatti I want to see an actual bot written script.

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@baddestmamajama It's only called "Whoa" if it's from the Le Grand Whoa region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling hold on a second.

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@ShutUpAmanda @RepThomasMassie Alternative Voltaire. Voltaire Total Landscaping.

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@mugIIer Same with Prince

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@MrEmilyHeller Effie Trinkett. That’s the theme every year.

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@Reductress

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50 Cent a day can help feed the hungry #HipHopCharities @midnight

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@AntonyMaxo @Eve6 The ‘80s version was Eddy Grant’s “Electric Avenue”. All about economic turmoil in Thatcher-era London, but everybody thought it was a fun dance song.

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@laurenlapkus Well, at least people aren’t bringing back Harlem Shake videos

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@laurenlapkus No but maybe they can start a group called Gyllenhaal and Oates

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@SethFromThe716 @tonyposnanski I was today years old when I learned Dean Cain was briefly a Bill.

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@AkilahObviously Law and Hors D’Oeuvres: Crudités Intent

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@ClarissaMBrooks This clown blocked me when I told him to take a break from Twitter. He is a major league fraud. I hope he gets sued to oblivion.

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Many Cops episodes filmed there #FloridaIn5Words

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@realDonaldTrump Did you remember to ask Santa for spellcheck?

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@AkilahObviously Next season, every character will be played by Kenan Thompson

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@UberFacts The Chris Watts documentary on Netflix that was just pure raw footage and text messages with no commentary or re-enactments

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You Dropped a Psalm on Me #Religious80sSongs

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@UberFacts 👨‍🔬 😫💩🤢💩🤢💩

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@BtSquared2 You can go to Hawaii, just be respectful of Native Hawaiian customs and beliefs, support Native owned businesses, leave the monk seals alone, don’t take rocks or sand home with you, basically don’t be an a-hole kind of visitor.

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@NiseiLounge I hate to think how bad it is for you to have to make this announcement.

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@fckinbee Kind of messed up that Suicide Squad is nominated for a Kids Choice Award

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@GrandSt_Parking @conorsen The suburban town starter pack is missing the three mattress stores within a mile of each other.

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@TheDweck They make the cast of Friends look like the Harlem Globetrotters.

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@VetanzeTherapy For Raiders vs. Chiefs, I’ll root for a meteor.

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@davidicke How are you still allowed on Twitter?

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Aloha @ProServiceHI your ads are appearing on a website known for promoting racist views. Contact @slpng_giants if you want to pull these ads. Mahalo!

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Gimme Tax Shelter #MillionaireSongs @midnight

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@solomongeorgio @PFTompkins Next year’s Oscars will have references to Starship Troopers

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@BrendanBellavia @homewardove Lalo Cellarmanca

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@NerdRage42 @horseslaughter0 @MarkAschParody “Back in my day, TP only cost a nickel a roll but we had to walk three miles in the snow to get some for our bungholes.”

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The world premiere of Kirk Cameron's latest movie #SafeSpacesForWhitePeople

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@NewDadNotes Truth or Dare is called Trudeau or Dare

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🎶Hello Harkness my old friend🎶 #MakeASongDrWho

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@JoJoFromJerz I can’t wait until her crappy restaurant becomes a Spirit Halloween store.

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@LanaDelRey My cousin saw you perform at Red Rocks several years ago. Some girl asked him if he had some Molly, and he said, "No, I'm not from Somalia."

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@MaraWilson "Why did the chicken lay an egg? He cracked it open." - My sister, when she was 4

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