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I challenge a MAGA to give reason to provide reasonable doubt that Donald Trump has actually not done any of the things he has been charged with. Courtroom rules. Anything you argue would actually be a permissible argument in a courtroom.

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@KellyScaletta

2 years

Kyle Rittenhouse: I'm going to Texas A&M. Texas A&M: No you're not.

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Taylor Swift gave bonuses totalling over $55 million to every person working on the massive Eras Tour. And she gave donations to food bank communities at every stop. In at least one case, she funded enough to feed 500,000 people for a full year in the Bay Area. She has also…

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Remember this?

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I was in the Air Force from 1986-1990. There was a small group of gays and lesbians at the Air Station I was assigned to. Most of them were friends of mine. The AFOSI (Air Force Office of Special Investigations) ran a sting operation to bust the gays. One of them was…

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Joe Biden: NAZIs are bad. GOP: Joe Biden's hatred of NAZIs is divisive.

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When my brother's son was five, they were at Target. And his son wanted a doll. So guess what he did? He bought him the doll!!!! And you know what happened? You're not gonna believe this. The kid had fun with the doll. But now, eight years later, the kid has been showing…

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@lovinmygirls218 In case you couldn't work some of them out. In order: Phil McCraken (fill my crack in). Suck Mahdick (suck my dick) Ophelia McCaulk (Oh, feel ya' my cock.) Eileen Dover (I leaned over). Don Kedick (donkey dick.) Wayne Kerr (wanker).

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I would like to address something about "Liam Nissan." He did not get suspended. He stepped away because he was getting threats from someone who knew more about him than they should have. I don't know what anyone knew. And I don't want to. What I do know is this is even…

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So Trump refuses to participate in the Impeachment because he claimes he was denied due process.... ...AND.... He claims he was denied due process by not being allowed to participate. Do I have this right?

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If we take away their phones, how are they going to text goodbye to their parents before they're shot in a mass shooting?

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Just saw a commercial where Greg Abbott, who has been governor for the last 7 years, blames Beto (who holds no office) for the current state of crime in Texas.

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Imagine you're dating Donald Trump, and you want to bring him to meet your parents. Mom: Isn't he the one who was found guilty of rape? You: He wasn't guilty of rape; he was just found liable for sexually assaulting a woman. Mom: What's the difference? You: Well, the woman…

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@mmcclain2020 @StrictlyChristo Oh fuck off.

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Two Supreme Court justices will resign if Trump wins, and the 6-3 court will be locked in for another 20 years. Alternatively, both spots could open and be swapped. And we could have a 5-4 court for the next 20 years. You're not just voting for who is POTUS the next 4 years.…

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So let me get this straight. The Supreme Court had time to hear a case where a bunch of doctors who have never had to perform a procedure might possibly have to hypothetically maybe perform it in the 0.000027% chance that they a person needs this procedure and the only one…

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How come embryos have rights in Alabama? Cuz they're not women yet.

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A little over a year ago, my wife was zooming with her mom when I heard her laughing. So I went over and said hi to her. We chatted for a minute, and then I figured I was taking over the call, so I waved and said, "I love you, mom," and went about my way. Shortly after that,…

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Lawyer: Can you be obejctive? Me: Absolutely! Lawyer: *Picking up massive stack of papers* I have some of your tweets here. Me: Awesome! Lawyer: It says, "Donald Trump is a fetid, rotting, mango." Me: Yep! Lawyer: And here you said, "The only difference between Donald…

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If you think 87,000 IRS agents are coming to your house with AR-15s, you might be a low-info voter.

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So to clear things up: The guy who wants to have sex with his daughter from his first wife, who he cheated on with his second wife, who he cheated on with his third wife with a porn star while his third wife was nursing his youngest son, and then paid off the porn star through…

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Jerry Jones as stood behind players who dealt cocaine, beat women and threatened murder. But by gosh, he won't have someone protesting racial injustice. You have to have boundaries!

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I would like to point out that if Trump hadn't ended the treaty with Iran, none of this shit would be happening. So maybe stop blaming Biden.

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Today, I bought an $900 generator and hired an electrician for $2,000 to install it so I can have AC and not die of heat stroke if Gregg Abbott's power grid fails. Pretty sure that's more than what you spent on a tank of gas.

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@Iamrachelpowell @realpfp @Jim_Jordan @RepMTG @julie_kelly2 @MikeKellyPA @GOP @RepMattGaetz @EpochJoe64 @joerogan @Joe_C_Jenkins Uhm. You do have a criminal history. That's why you're wearing an ankle monitor. You committed crimes.

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My older brother drove over the I35 bridge minutes before it collapsed. He was listening to the news when he heard about it and had to pull over because he was shaking thinking about how close he came to dying. You know, those people who were stopped from driving onto the Key…

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I am only posting this now because this is the kind of thing that the GOP would like to return us to. Joe Biden might not be perfect. And I have problems with Gaza too. But there is more than one thing in the world.

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@KellyScaletta

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@ajplus Those words don't seem loaded at all. How in the fornication can you have someone on trial for murder and not have victims?

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You think you have it bad. They have to fly with a racist asshole who assumes all brown people are here illegally and wants them to be homeless on Christmas. But you don't see them filming the asshole and posting it on Twitter, do you?

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My @Delta flight from Phoenix appears to be flying migrants who crossed the border and are being shipped to New York When I asked a Delta representative if this was the case, his response was “What does it matter, they’re humans too” What is happening????

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An open letter to Donald Trump Dear Donald, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…

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Something that was mentioned earlier on MSNBC that hasn't been getting nearly enough attention. If Trump doesn't pay by Saturday, Carroll's attorneys can start collection action, which could put liens on his properties. That, in turn, could trigger the loans on those to…

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@KellyScaletta

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I'm not under the delusion that Neil Young is going to change Spotify's mind. But what if other artists follow suit? What if the choice isn't "Neil Young or Joe Rogan" but "Music or Propaganda?"

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Neil Young: “I am doing this because Spotify is spreading fake information about vaccines – potentially causing death to those who believe the disinformation being spread by them,” he writes. “Please act on this immediately today and keep me informed of the time schedule.”

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@KellyScaletta

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Garland was working on this investigation into the killing of Breonna Taylor and no one knew about it. This is how an Attorney General is supposed to work.

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Donald Trump claims he has immunity for what he did. This implies two things: 1. He did it. 2. He knows it would be wrong if he didn't have immunity. Note: He didn't have immunity.

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If the cops had waited on the key, Breonna Taylor would still be alive.

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Imagine being Melania Trump and dealing with his shitty pants, constant philandering, and having to lay beneath him while he grunts to orgasm, all in the hopes of inheriting his money, and then, when he's two big macs with extra ketchup away from the gates of hell opening to…

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Has anyone else noticed that the people who say they need guns in case the US Government becomes too tyrannical and the people who say Ukraine should just roll over and surrender to a tyrannical government are the same group of people?

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@KellyScaletta

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Due to your overwhelmingly positive response to this post (which I had not expected), I will apply for an upgrade to my discharge.

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Imagine you are holding to your children as the three of you drown, and then you see help coming, and your heart leaps in relief. Then, you see other people preventing them from reaching you and your children. And that's the last thing you see before you die. I just can't…

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The guy selling you $24 sneakers for $399 is going to save you from inflation? I just wanna make sure I understand this right.

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So I went through and read Hur's report, and the way the media at large has been presenting things is borderline malpractice. Please take the two minutes it requires to read this tweet because it really does matter. Let me lay it out for you. Hur is alleging there are two…

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5 months

You don't have to be a fan of Taylor Swift's music to be a fan of Taylor Swift.

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@realDonaldTrump Actually, it's #RealNews put out by our own intelligence agencies, and you're calling it fake to mask your own collusion.

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I hadn't told anyone about this until about a year ago when I told my wife. It was always something embarrassing to me to not have an honorable discharge. It was general under honorable conditions. Seeing other stories like mine. Seeing your responses. It's amazing. I'm…

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@Ingrid_Jacques Or—and hear me out now—it's what happens when corporate overlords don't want to pay for labor.

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Hunter just knocked them out in his opening statement. The Ref should have stepped in and ended it here. You have built your entire partisan house of cards on lies told by the likes of: Luft, who is a fugitive... Smirnov who has made you dupes in carrying out a Russian…

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Arguing against "late-term abortions" is just evil. Women who are faced with that choice WANTED the baby. They had the name picked out and the nursery painted. They had the crib built. And then something went terribly, terribly wrong. They don't need some nutjob's judgemental…

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GOP: We heard you have a 1023 about Hunter and Joe getting bribes. FBI: We do, but we don't think they're credible. GOP: Do you think the guy is credible? FBI: We did in other things but not this. GOP: Give us the 1023! FBI: We'd rather not because it's not credible.…

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January 6 was an insurrection, not because its objective was to overthrow the government but to delay the certification of the electoral count for one day. By law, the vote is supposed to happen on Jan 6. The plan was to use that "delay" to suggest there was real confusion over…

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Donald Trump is the commander of the DC National Guard. He would not "request" troops. He would order them. He is blaming Liz Cheney for destroying "evidence" of something that didn't happen because he didn't do what he was supposed to do. If he wanted troops there. There…

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@realDonaldTrump I don't know what's scarier, that you don't understand why this tweet is stupid or that your supporters won't.

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How the fuck is everyone smiling for this picture? This is just macabre shit.

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This is the post (from bluesky) that I am referencing.

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Just running a little math here. Jared Schmeck got: $1,400 per household member from the stimulus checks, coming out to $8,400 with 4 kids. He's also been getting $2,000 a month in child tax credits. So he's gotten about $20,000 from Biden, and this is how he thanks him.

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@S0NlA9 Puppy: Let's cuddle! Duckling: Please don't kill me!

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The complete list of Presidents who have created 15 million jobs in one term: 1. Joe Biden. The complete list of Presidents who had a net job loss: 1. Herbert Hoover 2. Donald Trump.

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@realDonaldTrump Why do you only care about the Christians being killed? Do you think the Muslims who are murdered are less human?

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Disclaimer: Don't really imagine yourself dating Trump. This is for narrative purposes only. We don't need any psychological injuries.

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@StrictlyChristo "I don't wanna have to look down at this mess. Then don't look down, asshole.

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The Republicans who are so upset about the Colorado decision need to understand something. Imagine if we'd already had the election. Imagine that Trump won the election. And then imagine that Biden just decided the election didn't matter. That your vote didn't matter.…

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@realDonaldTrump Every time you talk about "history", it becomes apparent that you're completely oblivious to it.

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@KellyScaletta

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Fuck Greg Abbott. Fuck John Cornyn Fuck Ted Cruz. Fuck Ken Paxton. Fuck Dan Crenshaw. Fuck Chip Roy. Fuck Ronny Jackson. Fuck every Republican politician.

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Note to Josh Hawley: Being masculine is like being cool: If you have to talk it, you're not it.

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@Acyn We might say, "innocent German civilians," though. Palestinian is an ethnicity, not an ideology.

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When you think of Christians, think of Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter, not Donald and Melania Trump.

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@SenateDems @staceyabrams "I get the idea." Translation: "Stop answering my question. You're making me look bad."

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I've been thinking about the whole Kyle Rittenhouse thing and how you have to be incredibly dumb to flunk your ASVABs that bad. And that got me to thinking some other things. But I need to go through a thought process before I get to my point, so bear with me. Just as you're…

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Let me explain that to you, Senator Wheathead. CITIZEN Trump can't attend the Supreme Court hearing on WHETHER HE CAN BE PROSECUTED FOR HIS CRIMES WHILE HE WAS PRESIDENT because he has to be in court FOR CRIMES HE DID BEFORE HE WAS PRESIDENT.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr No. You're just the first person who met with RUSSIA to CONSPIRE AGAINST OUR ELECTION PROCESS!!! You committed treason.

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@realDonaldTrump "Let's come together as one?" How in the hell are you going to ask that when you're the one cheerleading the division?

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When Donald Trump left office, we were at the peak of the worst pandemic in 100 years, the worst economic condition since the Great Depression, and the most civil unrest since the 60s. And now these assholes want to pretend that everything was hunky dory. And they say Joe…

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Lawrence O'Donnell is the bringer of receipts. Did you know that Donald Trump wanted to abort Tiffany?

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@realDonaldTrump Let's be real for a moment, Donald. You're a corrupt, lying, misogynistic, racist, white supremacist narcissist.

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@realDonaldTrump You inherited a government run by a competent person. Obama didn't. You inherited a budget that was ALREADY shrinking.

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Maybe—and hear me out now—it's time for Texas to get another governor.

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When I was maybe 14, I read a book about a teen girl who was raped. It was written from her perspective and told about the rape in vivid detail. Rather than turn me into a rapist, it shaped my realization of how to not behave with women. It taught me to do things like ask…

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Do you ever wonder how different the world would be today if 1,000 more Floridians had cast a ballot for Al Gore?

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@realDonaldTrump More Muslims are being executed than Christians.

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@realDonaldTrump Are you really choosing Putin over American democracy and blaming America for it? You really are a shameless coward, aren't you?

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@antifaoperative I don't think is going to be in one of their ads.

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In 1982, James William Lewis removed Tylenol from its packaging, laced it with potassium cyanide, and put it back on the shelves, resulting in the death of seven people. He was never convicted of the murders, but he spent the rest of his life in prison after pleading guilty to…

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Andrea Mitchell: We have no way of knowing if he was asleep or just resting his eyes. Me: Just shut the fuck up, Andrea. Get out of your fucking chair and leave the fucking studio. Never come back. Ever.

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@realDonaldTrump That you're the POTUS and have no clue how the government works is terrifying. Put down your phone and read a book!

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@realDonaldTrump Most importantly, you LITERALLY did not and COULD NOT have had any impact on the budget. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

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Let's be real: MAGA exists cuz the Black guy won.

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@abughazalehkat DeSantis getting offended over being accused of following the facts and the science is PEAK 2023 politics.

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When you see a Black person in a job and assume that means they're not qualified, you are, in fact, racist.

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How come when a white supremacist shoots a church full of black people, we have to wait for all the facts, but when a security guard shoots a white supremacist in self defense, conservatives rush to the conclusion it was antifa? #DenverShooting

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Not joining the military because you're daddy will be mad at you is weakness, Junior.

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@CWakeman4 The media never once said a negative thing about Barron Trump. I do recall the NRA running adds fantasizing about Obama's girls getting assassinated.

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@JasonSCampbell Ben Shapiro thinks you are here to serve the state. Your marriage is here to serve the state. He's also not at all a Communist.

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My biological father and mother got divorced when I was 3. When my mom remarried, the man I call dad adopted me. If my dad were to become Speaker of the House and everyone was suggesting something nefarious about it, I'd come forward and say something because I love my dad.…

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Russia tried to use the Republican party to impeach the American President. If you don't have a problem with that, take the damned flag out of your bio and stop calling yourself a Patriot.

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@realmflynnJR *In general, Flynn is a bitch. Fixed it for ya'.

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@patriottakes When I want an expert in climate change, I always listen to people who flunked their GED multiple times.

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Imagine the shitstorm if Trump actually got arrested.

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So today, Republicans are criticizing Biden for *checks notes* "gas prices falling too fast" and *checks notes again,* "seizing too many drugs at the border," and *checks notes one more time* "unemployment being too low."

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@realDonaldTrump First, it's not a "witch hunt" if you did it. There are over 20 personal ties between yourself and Russia. That's probable cause.

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Hunter Biden on why he took the job at Burisma. I can say to you this: I know why President Kwasniewski of Poland wanted me to be on the board. He is the one who convinced me, ultimately, to be on the board. He's one of the first democratically elected Presidents of Poland. He…

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@LibsSuckaBigOne "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" lady is offended by people pulling themselves up by their bootstraps.

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Would someone please tell me what policy of Donald Trump is so great? Cuz I don't even know any policies he has.

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