Trevor Noah @Trevornoah Twitter profile

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Trevor Noah

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4 years

We’ve seen this in South Africa before. Beware of agitators and instigators who use legitimate protests to ignite chaos between protestors and police.

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Actually he killed himself. The miracle is that he was allowed to buy 42 guns and countless ammunition.

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It is a "miracle" how fast the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police were able to find the demented shooter and stop him from even more killing!

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Yes this was our king. Not because we served him or because he ruled. But because of how he served us in everything he did. He played a hero on screen and lived like one in real life. He made so many of us proud of who we are. Hamba kahle Chadwick...Sizoku bona phambili.

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So when US airlines were stranded, they got taxpayer money to help them out but now when taxpayers are stranded, airlines don’t help but instead charge insane amounts to people who need to get home? Help me understand🤔

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Amazing how you can subscribe to any service instantly & they take your $ with one click but when you try to cancel, suddenly you need to call their helpline which is always too busy and so you have to find a dragon to fly you to Mordor to slay your subscription in the flesh. ⚔️

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At my funeral, please don’t use words. Just show this pic. Well, I mean, if you have other angles of this moment feel free to use those as well. 😁 #BTS #BestNightEver #GRAMMYs @bts_bighit @BTS_twt 🔥 📷: @GettyImages

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3 years

Everyone else looking at Pennsylvania like...

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2 years

What a night! Thank you to the WHCA for having me, and allowing me the distinct honour of roasting the President of the United States! 🇺🇸🤯 To the @POTUS @JoeBiden , @DrBiden , and everyone else on the receiving end. Thank you. 📸: @GettyImages

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4 years

Yesterday marked 5 years of hosting @thedailyshow . Beyond grateful to everyone who’s been with me on this ride! 🙏🏽

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2 years

Wtaf????? That wasn’t scripted????? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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2 years

If they’re gonna fill our timeline with people who we don’t follow then what’s the point of following anyone? I see more “suggested posts” than posts I actually asked to see. 🧐

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4 years

TEACHERS who are forced to do all your work online! I’ve got 50 more Surface Laptops to give away to any educators who need a new device. Please tag your favourite teachers and I’ll pick 50 at random. PS- Teachers, you’re allowed to be your own favourite and tag yourself! 🙌🏾

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1 year

Now we just need Greta to take care of Salt Bae…

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2 years

The Weekday

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5 years

I only cried twice watching this video

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2 years

What Jussie Smollett did was dumb as hell. But it’s crazy that he’s gonna spend more time in jail than the family who are mostly to blame for America’s opioid epidemic.🧐

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4 years

Remind me Senator are balls the things you had when Trump destroyed you, insulted your wife’s face, said your dad killed JFK, hijacked your party and all you did was kiss his ass?? 😂

Ted Cruz

@tedcruz

4 years

A fair point. Many liberal males never grow balls....

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7 years

"You're not breaking up with me, I'm breaking up with you!"

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@realDonaldTrump

7 years

Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team.Stephen Curry is hesitating,therefore invitation is withdrawn!

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2 years

I said counsel Kanye not cancel Kanye.

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6 years

Happy Father's Day to my mom and all the single moms out there, who for whatever reason had to hold it down twice as hard. You deserve a celebration everyday. 🙌🏽❤️

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5 years

One day we're gonna have to watch an ad before we can answer the phone.

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6 years

“I am German when we win, but I’m an immigrant when we lose.” 💔

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6 years

III / III

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6 years

Why are you exposing my side hustle!!!

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6 years

Behold, my cable guy. Buff Trevor Noah. Only in LA. 😂 You’re welcome.

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6 years

I'm in heaven!

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@Lupita_Nyongo

6 years

When I read @Trevornoah 's "Born A Crime," I could not put the book down. Excited to announce that I will be starring in and producing its feature film adaptation! #BornACrime

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4 months

Amazing that you would blame diversity before blaming the very real and documented issue of Boeing doing everything they can to cut costs for the sake of shareholders. 🤡

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

4 months

Do you want to fly in an airplane where they prioritized DEI hiring over your safety? That is actually happening.

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7 years

Wow the audience at Hamilton booed so loud that the news didn't hear about Trump paying $25m to settle his fake university lawsuit.

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4 years

Today I woke up to the news that I’ve been nominated for a Grammy Award!!! I’m so grateful. 😭😭😭😭🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

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6 years

Oh what a night

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7 years

It's sad that politicians can't find money for education, clean water or healthcare but they can spend millions to "send a message to Syria"

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4 years

Nothing can break the human spirit. Except that guy. That kinda hurt. Will try again tomorrow. #AwholeNewSong

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4 years

Oh my God! 😭 “Trepanoah” What an adorable little soul.

Jason Isbell

@JasonIsbell

4 years

Attn: @TheDailyShow our daughter hasn’t seen the show yet but she has become a big fan of Trevor

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4 years

South Africa is miss Universe!🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

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7 years

The only thing you should be focusing on is the fact that Puerto Rico is on its knees.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

Very important that NFL players STAND tomorrow, and always, for the playing of our National Anthem. Respect our Flag and our Country!

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7 years

Yes, president @BarackObama is doing a good job.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

The world was gloomy before I won - there was no hope. Now the market is up nearly 10% and Christmas spending is over a trillion dollars!

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4 years

When bae let’s you know you’re done working for the day!

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4 years

To say we’re proud would be an understatement. Congrats to a team that many wrote off just a year ago. Our captain took criticism from all sides but today, the Springboks are back on top of the world. Well done Bokke. You have made us all proud. #rugbyworldcup2019 #southafrica

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2 years

I feel like whoever invented paper straws doesn’t know what straws are used for.🫠

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6 years

Wow, I visited Russia for 3 days and now The Daily Show is nominated for 3 Emmys. Next time I should stay for a week and then run for president 😄 To all the people who voted for us and to all who watch our show I could not be more grateful. Spasibo 🙌🏽 #Emmys

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4 years

So many people tell me they can see themselves when they look at me. It’s so beautiful to know how I can affect people’s hearts. Thank you🙏🏽

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5 years

Fact: I don’t like being tickled. Unless however... you happen to be @Oprah . In which case... tickle away. But everyone else, keep your tickle monster hands away from me! 👋🏾 🎥: @ruminasean

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4 years

Tired and scruffy but blessed and fulfilled. Truly incredible to see @thedailyshow team nominated for 6 Emmys this year! Is this even real life? Thank you @TelevisionAcad for the honour! 🙏🏾

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6 years

When I say they're African, I’m not saying it as a way to exclude them from their Frenchness. I’m saying it to include them in my Africanness.

The Daily Show

@TheDailyShow

6 years

The French ambassador to the U.S. @GerardAraud criticized Trevor for congratulating Africa on France’s World Cup victory. Trevor responds #BetweenTheScenes :

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5 years

It's amazing to me that my joke about the conflict in India and Pakistan trended more than the story of the actual conflict itself. Sometimes it seems like people are more offended by the jokes comedians make about an issue than the issue itself.

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1 year

See you tonight... #MetGala #ThomBrowne #ALineOfBeauty

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3 years

In a year that most human beings would love to forget, there has been one constant force that has brought us together - Music. I’m truly honoured to be hosting The #GRAMMYs , a night celebrating all of our favourite artists who’ve helped keep us sane while we’re all stuck indoors!

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5 years

Happy International Women's Day to all the Mothers, Sisters, Aunts, Daughters and most importantly my Gran.❤️

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4 years

When white people take “being an ally” too far. 😂

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This is amazing. I didn't know they were recording.😂😂😂😂 @THR

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7 years

The wait is over! Fetch your copy of #bornacrime available in-stores and online now!

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3 months

What an honour it is to make this kind of history on MLK day!! 🙏🏽

Los Angeles Times

@latimes

3 months

“The Daily Show With Trevor Noah” made #Emmys history.

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7 years

That sucks for Nordstrom now they have to find another cashier😢.

Fox News

@FoxNews

7 years

. @ScottBaio Says He's Dropping Nordstrom After Store Drops Ivanka Trump's Line

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5 years

The best selfies are the ones where you act like you didn’t take the picture of yourself. 🤣

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2 years

“How can I smile for a photo when I don’t have teeth?” 😄❤️ This morning our family laid to rest the oldest member of our clan Frances Noah, or as most of us referred to her, Gogo.

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7 years

So to all the people who didn't vote, tell me again how Trump and Hillary are the same thing? 🤔

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5 years

Aren't you supposed to label sponsored tweets?

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5 years

Oil prices getting lower. Great! Like a big Tax Cut for America and the World. Enjoy! $54, was just $82. Thank you to Saudi Arabia, but let’s go lower!

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2 years

💜🙌🏾

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@TheDailyShow

2 years

Trevor Noah: newest member of the #BTSArmy . #BetweenTheScenes

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3 years

When the song feels like it was written just for tonight 🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥 #LightItUpBTS #BTSARMY #GRAMMYs @bts_bighit

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@RecordingAcad

3 years

#BTSARMY , RT if you'll be watching @bts_bighit on the #GRAMMYs stage tonight. 🎤 Tune in to Music's Biggest Night at 8pm ET/5pm PT on @CBS ✨:

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5 years

While I was in South Africa I popped into my Grans place to say hi and she was kind enough to let you come with...

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Trevor visits his Grandma Koko in Soweto, South Africa, to talk about his childhood, her life under apartheid, and what exactly he needs to do to get her to watch The Daily Show.

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6 years

She called Barry with the good hair...

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3 months

Yessssssss he’s back 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Jon Stewart

@jonstewart

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Friends. After much reflection I have decided to enter the transfer portal for my last year of eligibility. Excited for the future! 5’7” ish 165 14.8 second 40 #Blessed #NILBABY #TDSnation #LFGM

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7 years

Lord in heaven. Why did the first politician to follow through on his promises have to be Donald Trump?

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3 months

I wouldn’t dare try to sum up my #GRAMMYs night by just posting a pic with Jay Z & a pic with @Beyonce ! Soooo… here are TWO pics with Jay Z & TWO with @Beyonce ! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🔥😂 📸: @kevinmazur @gettyentertainment

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London, I am so grateful and will truly never forget these 3 nights at the O2 with you. There were 50000 people at the shows but it felt like an intimate club… and then on the tube ride home it definitely felt like 50000 people 😂😂😂😂 📷: @wilsylvince

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7 years

I wish Trump would be quiet just long enough for everyone to focus on what's happening to homes in California.

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Entire neighborhoods have burned to the ground in Santa Rosa, California due to raging wildfires.

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India 🇮🇳 What an experience it was coming and performing in your country for the first time. Thank you for sharing your rich history, your delicious cuisine and your fantastic arguments with me. Thank you to everyone who came out to the shows in Delhi and Mumbai because you made…

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There are people fighting to walk around a supermarket without a mask because they think it’s their “right”. Then there are people screaming at someone who’s sitting alone in an empty park, for not wearing their mask. Why is common sense so uncommon?

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5 years

Wow! When I first moved to New York I never dreamed I’d see this... my name with “citizen” underneath! Thanks @realDonaldTrump

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#BlackExcellence

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Video game difficulty settings should be - 1. Full Time Job 2. Part Time 3. Unemployed

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6 years

Album dropping soon

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That time you were in route to the gym, but ended up at the club 😂😂😂 🎥Insta: solworld_

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7 years

The crazy part is this is Trump on vacation.

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4 years

Calm before the storm. #MatchInAfrica @rogerfederer @RafaelNadal @BillGates

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7 years

Thank you comrades. Where would my comedy career be without you! ✊🏾

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EFF congratulates @Trevornoah for winning his first Emmy for The Daily Show: continue to make us proud 👏🏿

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When life gives you lemons, make an Usher video😄🙌🏽 🎥: unknown

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4 years

Me playing every Tik Tok dance video at half speed determined to learn it! 😂🙌🏾

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5 years

Jesus I almost crapped my pants. I was watching Stranger Things and In the show, the mind flayer causes the lights to flicker and then all of a sudden my TV goes dead and the power in my building goes out. Turns out there's a blackout in New York.😰

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2 years

We’ll take our apology in free plane tickets and hotel stays please! 😘

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2 years

JUST IN: Omicron COVID variant was in Europe before South African scientists detected and flagged it to the world

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7 years

Fake News. I shot them

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5 years

Just hit 1 Million subs on my Youtube! 🎉 Thank you to everyone who subscribed. If you aren’t a subscriber please don’t try and accept this thank you. Unless however you go subscribe and come back. If that’s the case, thank you for letting me thank you 🙏🏾

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When do we give Ngolo Kante the Balon d’Or? What more does he need to achieve???? Or is the trophy exclusively for strikers now? #NgoloKante #ChampionsLeagueFinal #MCICHE

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4 years

Halala Mzansi!🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Miss Universe

@MissUniverse

4 years

Final Word: SOUTH AFRICA #MissUniverse2019 LIVE on @FOXtv . Airing in Spanish on @Telemundo .

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Are you implying Kate isn't classy? Not cool.

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When you show up to your wedding but your best man is still at the bachelor party 🤣🤣🤣

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Such an honour! Thank you. 🙏🏾 #GRAMMYs

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🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Justin Trudeau

@JustinTrudeau

5 years

Hey @Trevornoah - thanks for everything you’re doing to celebrate Nelson Mandela’s legacy at the @GlblCtzn festival. Sorry I can’t be with you - but how about Canada pledges $50M to @EduCannotWait to support education for women & girls around the world? Work for you? Let’s do it.

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I stole this pic from @hasanminhaj 🙌🏾 who probably stole it from @mosalah #Time100

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6 years

Thank you Bill. You handle malaria I'll figure out schools. 😄

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6 years

Congrats @Trevornoah on the launch of your foundation. I can’t wait to see what you accomplish.

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Congrats @flotus @MelaniaTrump on such a successful campaign! #BeBest #TrumpBanned 🙌🏾

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Soccer players are like babies. When they fall, just ignore them and they'll carry on like nothing happened.

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4 years

Last night was incredible! Thank you to everyone that packed out @thegarden and made it such a memorable night! 🙏🏾 I didn’t want it to end. 📷: @marklashark #LoudAndClearWorldTour

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3 years

When they write my story... may this picture prove that I was a backup dancer for @iamcardib

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5 years

Happy Easter to everyone who celebrates it! To everyone who doesn’t just enjoy this video of a cute little bunny 🐰 🎥: Insta livslovelylops

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Ngi'outi 'eshap mina Ang'nay'ntwey'ningi mina Ngihleka na wonke umuntu ohleka nami Ngphind' ng'vesela ok'qibela Kodwa ma ungisukela Ngizoktshintshela mina Ngi'outi 'eshap mina Babuze bonke bazok'tshela… 🙂

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