The Daily Show Profile Banner
The Daily Show Profile
The Daily Show

@TheDailyShow

9,247,909
Followers
1,257
Following
17,835
Media
32,202
Statuses

Weeknights 11/10c on @ComedyCentral and @paramountplus .

Joined June 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
7 days
Jon Stewart realizes the media has learned absolutely nothing about giving Trump this much airtime.
240
1K
7K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
Oh man, once Trump gets his wall he better hope no one shows Mexico this old video we found.
6K
132K
330K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
One of your viewers
@IngrahamAngle
Laura Ingraham
3 years
Who is this ?
Tweet media one
14K
3K
12K
3K
25K
282K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
. @StaceyAbrams what do you know about vaccine distribution
2K
31K
270K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Defund whatever the fuck this is
@DailyMail
Daily Mail US
4 years
Don Jr. cost taxpayers at least $75,000 with hunting trip to Mongolia to shoot the world's largest sheep
842
2K
4K
1K
50K
241K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Hannity. Rush. Dobbs. Ingraham. Pirro. Nunes. Tammy. Geraldo. Doocy. Hegseth. Schlapp. Siegel. Watters. Dr. Drew. Henry. Ainsley. Gaetz. Inhofe. Pence. Kudlow. Conway. Trump. Today, we salute the Heroes of the Pandumbic.
11K
101K
204K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Meanwhile in 2018...
4K
64K
190K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
Uh, Trump can't just "decline to participate." It's not the Vietnam War.
@AP
The Associated Press
5 years
BREAKING: White House notifies House that Trump administration will not participate in impeachment probe, which it calls “illegitimate.”
1K
872
2K
2K
31K
161K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020
1K
41K
161K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
And here it is, your Moment of Zen
Tweet media one
3K
22K
161K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Twitter has had it
Tweet media one
2K
16K
158K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Thank you for being our hero 🙏
Tweet media one
275
26K
158K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
BREAKING: Trump campaign files 71,185,821 lawsuits against every person who voted for Joe Biden
3K
19K
156K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
EXCLUSIVE: White House officials are exploring legal options to ensure Mike Pence can participate in the VP debate with Kamala Harris, a woman
3K
17K
139K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
One man... immune to information. PANDUMBIC
3K
57K
134K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
CNN: BANNON INDICTED MSNBC: BANNON INDICTED FOX NEWS: DID BARACK OBAMA USE SECRET CODE LANGUAGE TO ACTIVATE UNDERGROUND BLACK PANTHER CELLS IN CHICAGO LAST NIGHT?
2K
20K
125K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Fox News is right: Any idiot can read off a teleprompter
3K
40K
124K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
NEW: Ben Carson says he is resigning from the Trump administration over the Capitol riots, apparently unaware his term ended 15 days ago
3K
11K
122K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Good point. The Constitution clearly says “A state’s electors can be won if the president’s second dumbest son calls dibs.”
@EricTrump
Eric Trump
3 years
We have won Pennsylvania!
43K
16K
110K
1K
13K
123K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
Scarlett Johansson’s bravest role yet
@thehill
The Hill
5 years
White GOP lawmaker: "I'm a person of color"
Tweet media one
359
161
524
341
17K
118K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
. @realdonaldtrump please DM, we have FRESH evidence from West Philadelphia that a couple of guys are up to no good, starting to make trouble in the neighborhood
2K
14K
119K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
We'll never be as funny as the time you liked a porn tweet on 9/11
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
4 years
Hollywood is funniest when they don’t intend to be.
2K
1K
11K
659
13K
118K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
HISTORIC: Donald Trump just won a popular vote for the first time
Tweet media one
752
25K
113K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
When you experience a consequence
Tweet media one
3K
9K
108K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Congratulations to the #BeBest campaign for finally getting some results!
609
11K
106K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
tfw you started a 20 year war and people are arguing whether to blame Biden or Trump
1K
25K
104K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
When you're inspired by Italy but live in New York
2K
21K
103K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Happy Juneteenth! The first U.S. holiday that's illegal to teach about in 15 states.
3K
22K
102K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Doctors: Avoid shaking hands and touching common spaces Trump Coronavirus Response Team:
2K
30K
100K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
"Donald Trump would have secured Kabul airport" -- My dude he didn't even secure the Capitol Building when his Vice President was in there
1K
17K
100K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
CNN: SONDLAND CONFIRMS TRUMP WANTED QUID PRO QUO MSNBC: SONDLAND TIES PENCE AND POMPEO TO EXTORTION SCHEME FOX NEWS: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN WHILE SNEEZING? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE
1K
17K
97K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
. @BarackObama you seein' this shit
@tommyxtopher
Tommy moderna-vaX-Topher
5 years
Trump just said "my father is German, was German. Born in a very wonderful place in Germany." Fred Trump was born in New York.
8K
19K
57K
3K
19K
97K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
We did it, America. We flattened the curve.
Tweet media one
1K
20K
98K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
HEARTBREAKING: One Texas resident had to travel over 1700 miles to find heat, water, and electricity.
@FoxNews
Fox News
3 years
Ted Cruz flew to Cancun with his family amid power crisis in Texas: source
8K
7K
21K
804
14K
96K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
6 years
$0,000,000 from the NRA
@BarackObama
Barack Obama
6 years
We are grieving with Parkland. But we are not powerless. Caring for our kids is our first job. And until we can honestly say that we're doing enough to keep them safe from harm, including long overdue, common-sense gun safety laws that most Americans want, then we have to change.
26K
291K
1M
422
22K
94K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
“What we should do as individuals is to use the power of democracy to make our voices heard and to make sure that the people in power cannot continue to ignore this.” - Climate activist @GretaThunberg
2K
27K
95K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
You love to not see it
Tweet media one
1K
8K
94K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
6 years
Jaws (1975)
2K
32K
92K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
MODERATOR: Sir what is your name PENCE: First, I want to say that the American people are strong because they are the American people
708
14K
93K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Sharknado 5 has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 30 percent
@thehill
The Hill
4 years
27 percent of Americans in new poll see Trump as man of faith
Tweet media one
3K
513
2K
749
11K
91K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
CHRIS WALLACE, MINUTE 1: Hello, gentlemen. I'm expecting a respectful debate CHRIS WALLACE, MINUTE 12: Jesus Christ Mr. President, we just need 3 seconds of you not shouting. Just 3
482
14K
90K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
INAUGURATION FUN FACT: Biden's inauguration marks the first time in four years that a President has appeared with a Bible in public without the aid of tear gas
415
11K
90K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
7 years
Guess the "T" is silent?
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
8 years
Thank you to the LGBT community! I will fight for you while Hillary brings in more people that will threaten your freedoms and beliefs.
15K
23K
43K
529
36K
89K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Tyranny check! Deploying federal agents in 2020 vs. 2014
2K
38K
86K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Hannity tonight
Tweet media one
3K
9K
87K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
If we ever open museums again, can we put this Feb 27 Hannity screenshot in one
Tweet media one
1K
16K
84K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
And with that Ted Cruz has officially fought back harder against a tweet from a late night show than he ever did when Trump called his wife ugly
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
3 years
I wear your scorn with pride. I remember when the Daily Show was funny.
6K
1K
18K
2K
12K
84K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
6 years
The French ambassador to the U.S. @GerardAraud criticized Trevor for congratulating Africa on France’s World Cup victory. Trevor responds #BetweenTheScenes :
3K
40K
82K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
Trump vs. Trump: Kurds Edition
2K
38K
82K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Fox News is very concerned that this presidential candidate's brain isn't working
3K
34K
81K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Fox News is onto something here... he is NOT okay
2K
31K
80K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Not sure I'd be using the words "fleeing" and "Texas" in the same sentence, Senator Cancun
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
3 years
Trevor Noah whines that people are fleeing high-tax blue states & moving in droves to low-tax states like Texas, where the jobs are. Doesn’t understand why people like freedom. Also predicts the Biden years will be the Great Depression.
6K
1K
11K
2K
10K
81K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Fact Check: Donald Trump is correct when he says he’s not Abraham Lincoln
660
8K
81K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Good point. Article 6, Section 2 of the Constitution clearly states that a President can't be impeached for crimes that don't excite his third-favorite child
@EricTrump
Eric Trump
4 years
This is horribly boring... #Snoozefest
10K
1K
12K
1K
11K
80K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
2 years
Tweet media one
221
16K
80K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
It’s official: Donald Trump is...
1K
23K
78K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
This is the only thing with Trump’s name on it that couldn’t dodge a draft
@CNNPolitics
CNN Politics
4 years
Portion of US border wall in California falls over in high winds and lands on Mexican side
Tweet media one
992
2K
5K
1K
14K
77K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Another messy divorce
Tweet media one
978
7K
77K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
CNN: PRESIDENT TRUMP IMPEACHED MSNBC: HOUSE VOTES TO IMPEACH TRUMP FOX: DID YOU KNOW THAT 764 EARTHS COULD FIT INSIDE SATURN WOW
608
11K
77K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
2 years
A special message from Trevor Noah
5K
14K
76K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
Trump says he "started speaking very quickly" to stop the "send her back" chant. Here are some things that take less time than he did to stop the chant. 1) Solving a Rubik's Cube underwater #BeatTheChant
947
20K
74K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
When Dad says "Hola, como estas?" to the waiter at the Mexican restaurant #DemDebate
Tweet media one
665
12K
74K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Kelly Loeffler is so loyal to Trump she also lost an election in Georgia
@DecisionDeskHQ
Decision Desk HQ
3 years
Decision Desk HQ Projects @ReverendWarnock (D) has won the Georgia Special Senate Runoff Election Race Called: 11:13PM EST 01.05.21 All Results:
438
8K
27K
498
7K
74K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Ted, what's the best way to end this feud: by insulting your wife or your dad?
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
3 years
Trevor Noah is turning into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. 🐰🐰🐰
3K
828
8K
2K
8K
74K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Trump's lawyer is giving the speech you give when you have to stall because the actual lawyer is stuck in traffic
1K
7K
74K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
7 years
The Mooch did his homework.
4K
35K
70K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
When you notice that Mike Pence always. talks. like. this. 🔊
2K
17K
72K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
2 years
BREAKING: Judge In Kyle Rittenhouse Case Reveals He Has Adopted Kyle Rittenhouse, Declares Mistrial ‘Because He’s My Son’
2K
9K
70K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Four Seasons vs. Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
450
9K
68K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Sure, President Trump incited an act of terror at the Capitol, but one time Obama used a selfie stick in the White House
2K
15K
66K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
2 years
Keep that energy, MTG!
Tweet media one
1K
9K
66K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
“We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron Nazario, and the system that protects bad cops.
3K
24K
66K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
7 years
R.I.P. Sean Spicer as White House Press Secretary, 2017 - 2017
1K
33K
65K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
2 years
Unpacking the Kim-Kanye-Pete situation and the harassment many women face when trying to leave a relationship.
2K
17K
66K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
This memo is more blacked out than Brett Kavanaugh on a school night.
@yashar
Yashar Ali 🐘
5 years
2. Significant redactions in the memo.
Tweet media one
78
335
2K
554
10K
64K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 months
Jon Stewart kicks off The Daily Show's election coverage with a wellness check on America's two chronologically challenged candidates: Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
6K
11K
66K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 months
Here it is, your Moment of Zen
Tweet media one
2K
7K
66K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Your old time slot
@BillOReilly
Bill O'Reilly
3 years
Mr. Biden says there is a “rise” in white supremacy. Where?
27K
5K
37K
649
5K
64K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
NBA PLAYER: *gets access to a coronavirus test* SENATOR: *uses inside info to sell stocks before the market crashes* NORMAL PERSON: *trades family heirloom for black market toilet paper*
289
13K
64K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Pronunciation guide for media outlets having difficulty with certain words today: 1) COMMA-la 2) RAY-cist
457
10K
63K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
In America it's punishable by getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom
@cnni
CNN International
4 years
In South Africa, spreading false information about the coronavirus is now a crime, punishable by up to six months in prison, a fine, or both.
161
2K
4K
296
11K
62K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
1 year
Congrats to Donald Trump on finally winning a majority of votes!
@Jonesieman
Jonah Bromwich
1 year
MANHATTAN GRAND JURY VOTES TO INDICT TRUMP:
326
2K
7K
563
12K
63K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
Tweet media one
684
11K
61K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Who wrote this 😂
Tweet media one
727
6K
61K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
2 years
Trevor Noah: newest member of the #BTSArmy . #BetweenTheScenes
430
19K
61K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Coronavirus numbers aren't even going down in the White House
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
Coronavirus numbers are looking MUCH better, going down almost everywhere. Big progress being made!
26K
18K
140K
453
10K
61K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
Trevor visits his Grandma Koko in Soweto, South Africa, to talk about his childhood, her life under apartheid, and what exactly he needs to do to get her to watch The Daily Show.
3K
19K
60K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
You know he can’t see this right
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Donald Trump Jr.
3 years
Happy Birthday President Trump #HappyBirthday
Tweet media one
13K
18K
110K
2K
4K
61K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Jordan Klepper vs. anti-mask parents at a North Carolina school board meeting
3K
15K
60K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
2 years
Happy Black History Month to all the states where it's not a felony to say that
1K
8K
60K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Mind-blowing stuff at this Trump rally with @jordanklepper
892
16K
59K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Is anyone else eating dessert first because f**k it or just us? #ElectionNight
2K
2K
58K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
2 years
Fox News talking about Hillary but make the footage the Trump raid
2K
17K
58K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Pence apologizing to Mother right now for getting to 3rd base with the fly
742
6K
58K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
(2/2) Trevor on George Floyd and the Minneapolis protests: “If you felt unease watching that Target being looted, try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day. Police in America are looting black bodies.”
2K
21K
57K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Is there a carbon monoxide leak in the bunker
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment. @OANN I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?
155K
25K
124K
906
7K
57K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
1 year
Trevor gives thanks to the fans who supported him over the last seven years and the Black women who shaped his life.
2K
12K
58K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
4 years
Wallace when the camera isn't on him
469
9K
58K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
2 years
Imagine going to a job interview and the person interviewing you asks if he can be Asian
@Mediaite
Mediaite
2 years
"I'm an Hispanic man. Could I decide I was an Asian man?" Sen. Ted Cruz asks Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson.
2K
417
3K
2K
6K
58K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
3 years
Jeff Bezos was in space for 5 minutes—or as its known at the Amazon warehouse, your allotted break time for a 16-hour day
499
9K
57K
@TheDailyShow
The Daily Show
5 years
Trump can't just show up somewhere he's not invited. This isn't the dressing room at Miss Teen USA
@ElizLanders
Elizabeth Landers
5 years
Trump informs Pelosi that he’s coming to the Hill next Tuesday for the State of the Union
Tweet media one
538
374
1K
1K
13K
55K