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Megan Amram

@meganamram

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it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom

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@meganamram
Megan Amram
4 years
I used 6,000 N95 masks to spell out "THANK U HEROES!!!!!" on the beach then lit them on fire so nurses all over the world could see ♥️
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@meganamram
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6 years
White people would rather think aliens built landmarks than that brown people figured out architecture and astronomy
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4 years
I'm an anti vaxxer which is why I think we should just all get herd immunity by exposing ourselves to the virus to get antibodies, ideally a weakened version of the virus, in some sort of doctor's office or pharmacy
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5 years
PARENTS DO NOT VACCINATE YOUR CHILD!! I vaccinated my baby and now 60 years later he has an Old face, too soft hands, horrible looking. DISGUSTING why is he alive so long
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@meganamram
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4 years
R.I.P. 2019 (2019 - 2019)
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R.I.P. 2017 (2017 - 2017)
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@meganamram
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5 years
If embryos are people, ultrasounds are child pornography
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@meganamram
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5 years
i mean, trump is right, most of those congresswomen are from a country whose government is a complete and total catastrophe
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3 years
R.I.P. 2020 (2020 - 2020)
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@meganamram
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7 years
If anyone ever proposes to me i'm gonna be like get off that knee and stop disrespecting the troops bitch
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@meganamram
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4 years
I can't believe all these corporations are going bankrupt after one simple unforeseen medical emergency. Horrible planning on their part. Shouldn't have ordered all those avocado toasts I guess
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@meganamram
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7 years
Sometimes it's like, who's responsible: the victims or the person who's responsible?
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7 years
I'm starting to think my "coexist" bumper sticker isn't working
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@meganamram
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4 years
How good at basketball do you have to be to get a COVID test
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5 years
R.I.P. 2018 (2018 - 2018)
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@meganamram
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6 years
You're telling me these people were in a CHURCH -- the EPICENTER of thoughts & prayers -- and they STILL weren't safe from guns?
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4 years
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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@meganamram
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5 years
A female is a "person" from conception until birth, a "young woman" as an underaged child sexualized and assaulted by old men, and a "girl" as a grown professional trying to command respect. got it.
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@meganamram
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7 years
Hmm I'd say that not helping the American citizens of Puerto Rico with every possible American resource is more disrespectful to the flag
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@meganamram
Megan Amram
3 years
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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R.I.P. 2021 (2021 - 2021)
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@meganamram
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R.I.P. 2022 (2022 - 2022)
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@meganamram
Megan Amram
4 years
absolutely SCREAMING at my mayor to let me die on the floor of a dave and busters
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3 years
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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@meganamram
Megan Amram
5 years
attention people writing about epstein, a 14-year-old rape victim is not a "young woman," she is a "middle schooler"
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@meganamram
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7 years
There is blame on both sides, Anne Frank was being a very loud and rude houseguest
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@meganamram
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Jared Kushner's only going to get into jail because he's a legacy
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5 years
okay so today the president said jews are stupid and got mad when he couldn't buy greenland
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4 years
I just cannot get over the fact that the universe has foisted upon us the perfect illustration of literally every failing of capitalism and people are still like we can't be communists cuz there won't be enough types of soup
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@meganamram
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6 years
I guess i'm a single issue voter now and the single issue is not putting babies in cages
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6 years
It really says everything that registering people to vote is seen as a partisan act
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@meganamram
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7 years
Just ask yourself, who is responsible for harvey weinstein: a bunch of women who aren't harvey weinstein, or harvey weinstein?
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@meganamram
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4 years
We should call dying "being taxed at 100%" so republicans will care about it
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Megan Amram
5 years
"WELL ACTUALLY": a sequel to "LOVE ACTUALLY" about why it's problematic
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4 years
At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game
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@meganamram
Megan Amram
6 years
I bet Roy Moore is extra pissed that he lost now that all these teens are talking one on one with politicians
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3 years
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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@meganamram
Megan Amram
7 years
Blame the women for not speaking up sooner. Blame the shooting victims for not shooting attackers 1st. Blame the forest for being flammable
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7 years
At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game
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@meganamram
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5 years
Humans give little gold humans out to other humans who pretend to be other humans the best
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I'm starting to think my "coexist" bumper sticker isn't working
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5 years
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day
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6 years
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@meganamram
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5 years
You can't be nice to everyone because being nice to certain people is inherently cruel to others
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5 years
If you can get the pronouns right for a boat you can get them right for a person
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5 years
"whoever denied it, supplied it" also works with climate change
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@meganamram
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6 years
Wanna feel old? Today started 62 years ago
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@meganamram
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5 years
The fun part about living right now is we get to see how it ends
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6 years
In America it's considered rude to be a woman
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@meganamram
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4 years
Corona is a black light and America is a cum-stained hotel room
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Republicans want life to begin at conception so they can convince themselves the kids they're attracted to are at least 9 months older than they seem
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6 years
People who think life begins at conception should have to eat bread that's just uncooked flour and yeast powder
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Brett kavanaugh isn't qualified to sit in the exit row on a plane
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trumps going to promise to build a wall in every state and then only do a couple just like sufjan stevens
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Today was the day Tulsi gabbard finally became present
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@meganamram
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here's a thought: assume NO ONE wants to have sex with you and wait to be proven wrong!!!!!!
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trump is obsessed with nuclear weapons because he's both Fat Man and Little Boy
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By the time he was my age, Lee Harvey Oswald had already shot a PRESIDENT. i haven't even shot a normal person
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4 years
I don't just learn history from statues, I learn EVERYTHING from statues. BIOLOGY: greek gods have peepees sometimes. ANATOMY: girls dont have arms. RELIGION: jesus was big as brazil, VERY scary
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Today was the day Individual-1 finally became president
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At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game
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4 years
mike pence can't wear a face mask because it's not his wife and he might kiss it
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6 years
wow i was WAY off
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Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads
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7 years
for those of you mad about a female-only showing of "Wonder Woman," remember that for 100s of years you got male-only showings of "voting"
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4 years
An aspect of this pandemic and this country I just cannot get over is how many people here believe that illness is a moral failing. That it's okay to write off people with pre-existing conditions because they must have earned them somehow.
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5 years
I love that trump supporters now have to be like "hell yeah we love saudi arabian crown prince Mohammed bin Salman! USA! USA!"
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6 years
Humans give little gold humans out to other humans who pretend to be other humans the best
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5 years
I wish they took your photo on emotional rollercoasters too
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5 years
yeah, sure, i like sorkin. sorkin my own dick
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At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose
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6 years
Maybe all these republicans have been acting so naughty to bring back the coal industry
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okay now let's get the NFL cancelled
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Megan Amram
5 years
Look it's NOT HARD to be a likable woman, just: be smart, not too rich, cool clothes, big towel, one big tiddy out all times, cool mouth, pizza in your mouth, pizza under the tiddy, jack o lantern still out, be horse
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5 years
timothee chalamet and lucas hedges on their way to sundance
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🔥🔥🔥
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"Roy Moore can't be a pedophile, one of his children is a child"
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R.I.P. 2016 (2016 - 2016)
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4 years
people reacting to looting like it's murder is what happens in a country that treats people like things and things like people #BlackLivesMatter
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God made boys wear Pants so their legs wouldn't touch each other because each of their legs is Boy so touching two boy legs? gay
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i am a real american there are three things i love: guns, the confederate flag, hydroxychloroquine, and nail salons
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2008: what a historical time to be living in one of the greatest countries in the world! 2017: there are no more bees or medicine
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International women's day was just invented to sell more women
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Me staying in my lane during Pride
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I wish I were a white man so I could make up science too. rain falls down cuz of magnets in the rocks. wind is ghosts that are late to a ghost-party. your tongue is your throat trying to escape
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Gonna pitch an alternate-reality tv show where the civil war is over
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This isn't my first rodeo. it's my two hundred and sixth. fuckin love rodeos. season tickets, baby
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I would pay 10 million dollars to watch Donald trump draw a map of the world from memory
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Return of the Jedi should've been called "Cool Hand, Luke"
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7 years
Look, I voted for Trump because I'm a single-issue voter and that issue is, i want to ruin the lives of 800,000 children
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4 years
Being an old person who votes against climate change is like farting in an elevator right before you get out
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i'm so bummed i'm not a sports fan because i'll probably never get to boo trump at a public event. like what are the odds he'll see Frozen at the Pantages the same night as me
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The world right now is like when you'd get bored with your Sim City and just use all the disaster options at once
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6 years
Americans sure like Star Wars for something that immediately forces you to read
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I meant to say Today wasn't the day Donald trump finally became president
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Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
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7 years
White man? Sure does.
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Stephen Paddock Doesn't Fit Mass Shooter Profile
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Sexual predators that get punished must be so pissed that they're not part of the 99.9999999999% of sexual predators that don't get punished
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What's your favorite type of wet bread: noodles or beer
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My dad social distanced himself when I was 4 months old :(
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I like my men like my men like men: Gay
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If only there was a way to have known he was going to use that rifle for assault.
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