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@chrissyteigen

1 year

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

Driving home from the hospital with no baby. How can this be real.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

In celebration of whatever the fuck maga night is, I am committed to donating $100,000 to the bail outs of protestors across the country.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

7 years

After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him "lol no one likes you" was the straw

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

3 years

hello @joebiden I have been blocked by the president for four years can I get a follow plz

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

7 years

Uhhhhhh. Yeah. We know.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

Was the arrow necessary

Insider

@thisisinsider

6 years

. @chrissyteigen says her nose has gained weight during her pregnancy — and it turns out that's totally normal

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@chrissyteigen

3 years

My god it feels like I just took off a weighted blanket, unhooked my bra and taken out my extensions all at once

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

Anyhow fuck trump and keep going. be safe, stay hydrated, wear your mask and again, fuck Donald Trump.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

Somebody’s herrrrrrre! 🍼🤗🍼🤗

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@chrissyteigen

5 years

I’m okay!

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@Morecently

5 years

Oh no @chrissyteigen I hope you’re ok!!! Happy New Year!!!

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

ours too! finally, something in common.

The Hill

@thehill

6 years

Eric Trump: My father's life became "exponentially worse" when he decided to run for president

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

😂 a renaissance painting

Miami Herald Sports

@HeraldSports

5 years

Hey @chrissyteigen , let us know if you want a copy of this one. Photo by @CTJPhoto #OneLastDance #HEATCulture #WadeCounty #L3GACY

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

Oh my god you fucking loser

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

4 years

TRUMP: "Did you know I was number one on Facebook? I just found out I'm number one on Facebook." (Trump has 29 million followers; Obama has 53 million.)

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

John got nominated for a Tony this morning for a song he apparently wrote for spongebob squarepants. Why does he not tell me when he writes spongebob songs?? What else is he lying about?? Are there other songs out there??

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

the sexiest man alive just made me a ham sandwich

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

Listening to john’s new album for the first time. “You know there’s a lot of women tryin to take your place” bitch what the fuck?

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

uhhhh you’re a fuckin weird ass

Stefan Molyneux, MA

@StefanMolyneux

4 years

I can’t believe Taylor Swift is about to turn 30 - she still looks so young! It’s strange to think that 90% of her eggs are already gone - 97% by the time she turns 40 - so I hope she thinks about having kids before it’s too late! She’d be a fun mom. :)

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4 years

lmao everyone has lost their fucking minds

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@chrissyteigen

5 years

omg me

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chrissy teigen

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5 years

I do not normally brag about john, as it is my schtick to make fun of him always, but he flew from London to LA instead of London to DC to have dinner with me and watch love island UK because I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. Just a few hours but it meant a lot. Thank u

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

well I’m going to put out a COMPETING PERFUME from a mold of my giant body and it will hold TWICE as much perfume as your bottle and the people will get MORE perfume

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

I don’t even need human John anymore

Alex Kantrowitz

@Kantrowitz

6 years

Meet the new voice of the Google Assistant: @johnlegend Coming soon, Google announces at #io2018

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

trump became president the same year people started eating tide pods

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@chrissyteigen

7 years

😂 11 years later, baby

JustJared.com

@JustJared

7 years

John Legend opens up about when he tried to break up with Chrissy Teigen and she said "no"

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

me and john ???

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

yes @johnlegend I buy and leave all the phone chargers all around the house just so you can unplug them all and take them to work with you. all of them! I love that you love chargers! they're all for you! I just love you that's why I buy them. because you love them!

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

u know who is suffering right now. the paparazzi. ain’t got no one to shoot. some outside my house right now. waiting waiting for a walk that will never happen. a nipple that will never fall out. I think...I think I will give them a nipple

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

In my deepest, darkest post-partum depression, I would have personally never called a phone number. If John or my doctor never reached out, I would have never even known. It really can be a lonely hole. Watch the people you love and don’t be afraid to speak up.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

...john??

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

happy birthday, @realDonaldTrump

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

What a dumb fucking tool you are, your family is embarrassed. At gatherings they’re literally like “how’s Jon doing that little dumb fuck tool” and everyone goes “yeah we don’t care he’s a fucking dumb shit” - come say hi if you’re out tonight

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

3 years

He has been waiting to post this for 5 hours

John Legend

@johnlegend

3 years

Georgia on my mind

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

only I can understand my kid. she’s like “BDIDKDKODKDHJXUDHEJSLOSJDHDUSJMSOZUZUSJSIXOJ” and I’m like “ok I will get you a piece of sausage in just a minute”

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

John got wine drunk and sang a song at universal studios last night

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

wow didn’t u just have a baby John smh go take care of it !!!!!! disgusting

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

This is literally just a graph proving people had to google your dumbass to figure out who you are

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

yea bitch

AndersJ

@Johansson85

4 years

@chrissyteigen Was it necessary for you to buy your son a Gucci track suit?

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@chrissyteigen

5 years

Oh. Oh my.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

And KEEP THIS SAME ENERGY WHEN YOU VOTE. The worst thing that could happen is this all happening for nothing.

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chrissy teigen

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5 years

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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chrissy teigen

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6 years

very proud of my most popular tweet of the year

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

You just listed 3 jobs. You want me to have more than 3 jobs?

Summer Lee Steele

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6 years

@chrissyteigen @PressSec And what exactly is your job besides being a bully, rude, and married to John Legend?

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

3 years

I didn’t even know you could be impeached twice. I thought it was like dying

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

I’ve gone my entire life without saying the n word. Not when singing a song, not out loud, not in my head. It really isn’t that hard. The trick is to just...not say it. And boom! You’ve never said it and there’s no tape of you saying it.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

3 years

ran our asses up the stairs for this shot. just incredible to be here. sober. I know that’s weird but it’s like...a different world for me. everything is new and better. very happy. the most happy bigly happy

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

I love you guys

ElElegante101

@skolanach

5 years

Donald Trump vs. Chrissy Teigen (sound up)

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chrissy teigen

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5 years

Fuck my fucking face I’m about to get skinny as fuck

Costa

@BillyBobSanderz

5 years

So here’s a list of companies supporting Trump’s re-election: - Bang - inn n out - chick fil a - Taco Bell - McDonald’s - Wendy’s - KFC - Pizza Hut - Olive Garden - Waffle House - IHOP - Carl’s Jr. So if you see me starting to get thinner and toned don’t ask me why.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

not if I can help it

GQ Magazine

@GQMagazine

5 years

Bootcut jeans are making a comeback

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

I was *1* minute late picking luna up from school. she was all sweet in her classroom then as soon as we were alone, I buckled her in she said "so why? why were you late?"

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chrissy teigen

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4 years

I was not prepared for a love like this. you are smart, funny, chaotic and full of love and empathy. happy 4th birthday to my tiny queen

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

Fuck you don’t yell at me, fuck, shit

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

3 years

because we know how stupid it fuckin looks lmao

Kevin Sorbo

@ksorbs

3 years

I never see people driving around with Biden flags, someone want to explain how this guy who couldn’t fill a high school auditorium is leading currently?

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

7 years

"Otherwise" implies you did not like hangin with this baby.

Ivanka Trump

@IvankaTrump

7 years

Cuddling my little nephew Luke... the best part of an otherwise incredible day!

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

buying this in my size

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

The entire principle of this should be fought - an NDA to stay quiet about this serial monster with over 140 accusers, but I would be absolutely honored to pay this fine for you, McKayla.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

okay guys. throwing john’s 40th birthday party tonight but need your help dressing mini-john. Which one!

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

This is called ... a duet

USA TODAY

@USATODAY

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Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande teamed up for "Rain On Me," an upbeat dance track where each singer takes a turn with a verse. They also sing together on some of the choruses.

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6 years

i have been training. to be an Instagram fitness model. this is after one bag of tea and 5 reps of 2 squats !!!! If I can do it so Can U!!!!

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

7 years

Dooooo you know what to-day is... #itsouranniversary

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6 years

please stop reporting me for saying I want to die when John wears sandals

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

Hi.

chrissy teigen – Medium

Read writing from chrissy teigen on Medium. Every day, chrissy teigen and thousands of other voices read, write, and share important stories on Medium.

chrissyteigen.medium.com

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

How does Ariel know what “reprimand” means but not “feet”

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

Trump HATES the fact this has empty seats. Definitely don’t share this. It will upset him so.

Scott Gairdner

@scottgairdner

4 years

The White House 4th of July entertainment is a white guy singing Bruno Mars

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

Just caught myself asking john to get up and heat me food then getting mad him for missing part of the show we were watching while he was heating me food. It’s not an easy job, his

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

sexiest man title has been a curse upon my family @jimmyfallon

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

Luna, remember the night before your first day of school? When mommy was making your sign and the pussy ass bitch president had his 9th meltdown of the day

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

you guys really fucking love game of thrones. which is great. it is great to love things. I honestly thought it was the last episode ever or something, I’ve never seen humans so collectively excited. i am happy for you I really am. excited to find my game of thrones one day

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

Immature?? YOU BET

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

Hahahahahaha fucking loser

✨ Ed 🤦🏽‍♂️ ✨

@eddluxe

4 years

Trump: “If you lose, it sends a really bad message ...you can’t let that happen to me.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 THANK YOU KENTUCKY!!

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4 years

How I started 2019

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5 years

Corny monster. There were 1 million other ways to try and take me down and this is what you choose? Fuck you. 😁

Andrew Lawrence

@ndrew_lawrence

5 years

The top story on Fox's 10 o'clock hour is Laura Ingraham raging about @chrissyteigen being named to Times top 100 most influential list. Laura is mad that Mrs. Tiegen said a naughty word

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

3 years

OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!

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@WakeUp2Politics

3 years

The official @POTUS account now follows 11 people — all of them Biden aides or accounts, and then @chrissyteigen .

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5 years

it’s working!!!! she now eats all her food when she orders from the menu and pays for it 😂

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

I started yoga this week and my first class, after giving myself some belly complaints, the instructor said "well didn't you just have a baby!?" and I said "no, like 18 months ago" and she said "that's JUST" and let me tell you, true or not I could have cried.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

Ooo they might need more money then. Make it $200,000

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

look at this! suuuuuch a fucking badass. love this woman.

Nick Zaccardi

@nzaccardi

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Simone Biles hits the unprecedented triple-double on floor exercise.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

well I actually had her drink it so joke's on you

I❤️myDog🐶

@brendakae42

5 years

@chrissyteigen Applying poisonous chemicals directly onto a child’s body can not be good . Whatever poisons are in polish are absorbed through the nail and directly into their body.

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@chrissyteigen

6 years

everything he does, if it's not evil, is so fucking weird

Samantha Ruddy

@samlymatters

6 years

America is definitely a woman because that flag looks very polite but uncomfortable

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3 years

John just asked if I wanted two pieces of pizza or three instead of one piece of pizza or two and ... it just meant so much to me 💕💕💕

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@chrissyteigen

5 years

you aren’t rated at all soooooo

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

aw man, awesome kid and awesome parenting. we all hope for kids like this!

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@chrissyteigen

6 years

I like to tweet and start my phone timer to see how long it takes my publicist to call me

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@chrissyteigen

4 years

my mom treats her air pods like they're disposable. buys a few a month. she says they would be easier to not lose if they had....a cord

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

3 years

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Yashar Ali 🐘

@yashar

3 years

BREAKING The President's personal Twitter account has been suspended.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

how funny would the voice be if everyone were facing forward at the start and then turned around when they didn’t like it

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

hopefully one with better makeup artists BOOM I roasted a robot next level shit

Sophia the Robot | The Global Robot Ambassador

@RealSophiaRobot

6 years

Can you guess which city I'm headed to now? Here's a little clue.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

I haven't dated for a long, long time but are guys really pulling the "let's be exclusive" thing 6 months into dating like what, I have been exclusive what the fuck have you been

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

Luna bought a locket today and told me to open it, put a kiss in and close it fast so the kiss doesn’t leave. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. My heart

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

😂😭 sorry @JohnLegend , I tried!!!

Idris Elba

@idriselba

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@chrissyteigen 👀👀 1995-ish.

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

Gasp!! *drops biscuits*

Rap-Up

@RapUp

6 years

"I need @ChrissyTeigen / Know a bad bitch when I see one / Tell RiRi I need a threesome" — @iamcardib on "She Bad" #InvasionOfPrivacy

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6 years

You didn't think your $7.20 would be much. Some of you gave $72 you barely had. In just two days, you guys donated over $1,000,000 to the @ACLU . Over 20,000 of you donated. You. Did. That. I am so grateful, so happy, so humbled and hopeful to live amongst you wonderful beings.

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chrissy teigen

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6 years

Look at these twin humans

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

jeanine why are my boobs up on your phone

Jeanine Pirro

@JudgeJeanine

4 years

Wearing my mask out east

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chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

5 years

I made a restaurant for my 2 and a half year old

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chrissy teigen

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3 years

Oh I just realized I cannot wait for the terrible White House (extra) wall to be torn down and garden to be fixed!!! And a dog!!! A real dog in the White House who isn’t the president (boom roasted)

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chrissy teigen

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surgery went great! the note I woke up to is the absolute best part

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