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Meg Vondriska

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reader, writer, supreme snarker of sh*tty male writers roast your own male author with A TALE OF TWO TITTIES out July 2024

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Joined May 2019

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Meg Vondriska

2 years

Want to try your hand at describing breasts like bulbous persimmons or generous limes? Fall 2023, you can do just that with WRITE YOUR BREAST, a handy guide helping YOU to write like a best selling male author. From @Sourcebooks , repped by @frecklywench & @JJBrouckaert

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Big news, world!! @menwritewomen is coming to a book store near you in Fall 2023!! I am so grateful for @frecklywench and @JJBrouckaert for helping me to bring WRITE YOUR BREAST to life and for @Sourcebooks for giving me this opportunity set the patriarchy in fire

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5 months

every woman in the world looks at this and immediately knows it won’t be used for tiktok

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RIP TikTokers 💀

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no one should have to say this but if your feminism doesn't include trans women it isn't feminism at all supporting jkr in any capacity and being a feminist are mutually exclusive super disappointing @mindykaling

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If nothing else, my sister will make sure that this fantasy novel is biologically sound

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We don’t get real pockets in pants because we have tiny purses in our vaginas!!! #thanksforthat #menwritingwomen (Stuart Woods, Desperate Measures)

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some days ya win and some days you read a post comparing a clitoris to a turtle. today was a clitoris tortoise day and I need a strong drink

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i love this every time i see it, the sheer ridiculousness of it

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james patterson, one of the richest authors in the world, thinks its hard for 52 year old white men to succeed because, as we all know, old white men are so poorly represented as writers in film, tv, theatre, and publishing

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Marion deserves better. "HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HER WHEN SHE WAS ELEVEN." 🤮 (George Lucas, Stephen Spielberg, and Lawrence Kasdan brainstorming Marion's character in Indiana Jones)

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i love hardcover books but i hate dust jackets and i just need to know if anyone else feels this way

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As a poor kid, I loved the HP books. My 11th bday, I cried under the covers when I realized I wouldn't be leaving for a magic school. I know what it's like to have solace in JKR's worlds once. But her words, money, & work have caused irreparable harm to our trans siblings. 1/2

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i feel like everyone is born with one or two bullshit sixth senses/talents like, i can always tell when something of mine is done baking without needing a timer and i can hear a few stanzas of a song in a movie and pretty consistently pinpoint who the composer is what's yours?

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yiiiiiiiiiikes

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fuck mary shelley amirite??

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP WRITING WOMEN LIKE WE ARE JUST BOOBS ON LEGS

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WHO THE FUCK MASTURBATES WITH A COFFEE TABLE BOOK?!?! AND ALONG A COFFEE TABLE??? This whole thing is so unhygienic 😷 #submission (THE EPIPHANY MACHINE, David Burr Gerrard)

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For 2020, I ask all female + marginalized writers to write with the confidence of an old white man who knows any ink he puts to paper will become published

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If you're unfollowing me because I said trans women are women, don't feel the need to announce. I truly don't give a fuck. Trans women are women, JKR is a TERF. See yourself out.

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assholes like this are why female video gamers often don’t feel welcome in the community

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Male writers, this is a bullshit excuse. All women are asking for is to not be objectified at every turn of the page. If your excuse for not writing female characters is that you'll "fuck it up", you're essentially admitting that you cannot write women without sexualizing them

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@MarcusCVance @tavenorcd @menwritewomen Them: Why don't you have more prominent female characters in your books? 😡 Me: Because I know I'll fuck it up. 🤷‍♂️

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p*ssies aren't made of memory foam you absolute suitcase

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if i had to read this you do too

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Unsurprisingly, the book's terrible writing from a "proclaimed" writer does not end here 👀 (THE WEDDING PLOT, Jeffrey Eugenides)

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no one: literally no one: me after one (1) bottle of wine: I’m going to fight the entire comic book illustration industry

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my doctor: getting an IUD is quick and easy! you’ll only feel a dull pinch, like a bad cramp me: *almost passes out* I don’t regret getting my IUD at all, but fuck do I wish I’d known that there could be very real pain so I could prepare better

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can't wait for everyone to tell me this is 'just how the character thinks' BECAUSE THE NARRATOR IS A DAMN DOG (THE ART OF RACING IN THE RAIN, Garth Stein)

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I’m going to remove my eyeballs with a spork

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Am I the Asshole?

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Good morning

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me: maybe I should finally give writing a real shot also me: nah I'm not that good, why bother men:

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if i saw this about the author page i would simply not read anything he’d ever written #submission (LONELY MOON, Andrew Saxsma)

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i see jk rowling is trending again so here’s your reminder that trans women are women and that it’s ok to realize a beloved childhood series was and is highly problematic

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M'am, this is how you get toxic shock system.... ANYONE WHO GETS A PERIOD KNOWS THIS IS NOT HOW THAT WORKS (HEROINE CHIC [webcomic], Written by David Tischman) #submission

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if you think Rowling pioneered female authors you aren't reading enough women.

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.

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This is a strong contender for most galaxy brain take of 2020.

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this is why you're featured here all the time, stephen

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...I would never consider diversity in matters of art. Only quality. It seems to me that to do otherwise would be wrong.

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after reading this, my breasts are now crying things ☹️ #menwritingwomen

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I don't know who wrote this, what it's called, or who published it. But they evidently don't understand the anatomy of those with vaginas

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@men_write_women please tell me you know what this is, because I'm dying.

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Rosalind Franklin was a BADASS, and this is how James Watson described her, the woman who discovered the molecular structure of DNA

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tw: rape the older i get, the harder i find it to believe that there’s ever a legitimate need for a rape scene in a work of fiction

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To support her is to know that YOUR money is being used to actively cause harm. There is no amount of mental gymnastics one can do to rationalize supporting her if you care about trans people. NONE. You want your HP fix? Read fanfic. 2/2

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joss whedon should not be famous

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I'm reading Joss Whedon's original script for Wonder Woman

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i have so many questions

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please hear me when i say that stephen king has literally no chill and his writing of women is more terrifying than any novel he's ever written

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What the actual fuck. It’s 2020. Far past time to stop supporting pedophiles. I know a lot of y’all support King, but I HIGHLY encourage you to look beyond the pages towards what this man stands for

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please dear god someone pass the eye bleach

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Petition for straight men to stop writing poetry PLEASE

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environmentally? whatever the term -- there's a reason i didn't get that biology degree as an undergrad

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why breasts are not, in fact, the first thing men should describe when writing women.

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You suddenly find yourself on-stage for your own TED Talk. With no prior planning, what's a topic you can discuss for 18 minutes?

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Every time I tweet about JKR being a terf I lose followers. To be explicitly clear, I don't care. Trans people are people, trans women are women, trans men are men. Anyone who says differently can kick rocks.

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the sex scenes in some fan fic is better written than the ones in best-sellers written by men, but no one’s ready to have that conversation

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PLEASE CALL CPS IF YOU HEAR A FATHER CALL HIS DAUGHTER “MY LITTLE VIRGIN” (SANDS OF TIME, Sidney Sheldon)

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It’s hilarious to me that @StephenKing is calling out criticism of a white author who wrote of an immigrant experience she knows nothing about when homeboy writes women like they’re lampshades at a discount furniture outlet and says he writes all characters equally

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ah yes, exactly how I'd describe myself (THE DIAMOND AGE, Neal Stephenson)

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THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS

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i just want male writers to know that the only time i’m holding my tits is when i’m running up or down the stairs

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Also, for those saying "THIS CAN'T BE REAL." I'm so sorry, it is. It's from the 1978 story meeting between the three of them. You can read the transcript here:

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if you're looking for holiday gifts for the book lover in your life, here's some things that i feel are less lame than anything you'll find on a buzzfeed list feel free to drop your recos, too!

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did you?? did you REALLY have to do it?? thanks for sharing @brittanyruckus

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"She had no reason to be frightened." says man who stalks woman. k. #MenWritingWomenIRL

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What in the incel fuck

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i think about this a lot when i’m at bookstores searching for a book by a female author that i KNOW is fantasy… oftentimes i can’t find it in the fantasy section it’s in the YA section men by default are filed as adult, women have to earn it

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Women being filed in YA when they're not is a major problem in our genre. It just gets parents mad at us when they give their kids our books and assume a safety we never promised.

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WHY IS IT ALWAYS FRUIT

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When people get all up in my replies to defend King and say, “We’ll I’ve read lots of horror novels by many different authors and King does a better job than most writing women.” What they MEAN is they’ve read many different MALE authors. READ 👏🏼 MORE 👏🏼 WOMEN

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I’m sorry WHAT

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I, too, believe women must prove their intelligence by showing they can *squints* read and hear 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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a follower sent this to me because, as we all know, women don’t like craft beer 🙄🙄 too strong for our delicate taste buds, y’know?

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file under *not how lesbians work*

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shhh no one tell him about spaghetti westerns

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From Modern English to Middle English, men writing women is timeless. Thanks, Chaucer

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white men must be stopped

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Pinky Gloves ( @pinky_gloves on Insta) is a German start-up ran by men who think menstrual blood is unclean and that gloves are necessary when changing tampons or pads. Where do we even begin? There is nothing unhygienic about period blood. This is period shaming.

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and my breasts are just sitting here, useless, on my chest. i need them to do the dishes. earn their keep. RITUAL, David Pinner

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jkr is trending today so feels like a good time to remind y'all that trans women are women

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Oh no

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Hey, @men_write_women , has anyone done this one from Smilla’s Sense of Snow, by Peter Hoeg?

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please stop all men

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Researchers Try to Craft the Perfect Boob Using Eye-Tracking Technology

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Hey @PeterBradshaw1 & @guardian can you kindly explain what the fuck this description is?????? AND WHY YOU FELT THE NEED TO WRITE IT AND THEN PUBLISH IT

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good morning i just wanted to say breasts are glorious, but they are not: melons grapefruit punching bags softballs barometers able to deflate/inflate

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not going to give this weenie the engagement, but i promise you the reason we own books is not to humblebrag how much we read

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tell me you're sexist without telling me you're sexist

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Crypto.com Arena

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Bags and purses of any size are not permitted, including backpacks, clutches, totes, clear bags, and camera bags. Only bring necessary items that fit in your pocket. Wallets without chains/straps are allowed.

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I--I don't even know where to begin but there's no reason this book should have 3.5 stars on Amazon #submission (JOURNEY TO THE YEAR ONE BILLION, Gary Martin)

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“hi, how do I write a sex scene that doesn’t get featured on Men Write Women?” READ ROMANCE WRITTEN BY WOMEN THAT’S IT

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someone call homeland security, this author is a threat to women everywhere #submission (RISE OF GODS, Dyrk Ashton)

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

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Ah yes because you TOTALLY DESERVE TO BE SLAPPED FOR MOURNING THE DEATH OF SOMEONE #submission (MAYDAY, Clive Cussler)

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women literally just want to be written as human. that's it. that's the tweet.

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What is it with men seeing women as just a pair of breasts? I want a Q&A sesh with some of these guys jfc #submission (THE WAY OF SHADOWS, Brent Weeks)

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only sluts have hairy legs (THE THINGS THEY CARRIED, Tim O'Brien)

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I’m not sure it’s physically possible for my eyes to roll any further back in my head (CODE OF HONOUR, Marc Cameron)

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happy sunday here's your daily reminder that breasts are not, in fact, any kind of melon :)

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breasts now have entire personalities

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perhaps don’t call yourself a mentor to women if you can’t name a single female role model for professional woman to aspire to

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TW: pedophilia // #submission A very real, non-fiction piece by Giles Coren in which he sexualizes his toddler daughter, published in @thetimes

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coronavirus, but make it sexist

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Dr Charlotte Lydia Riley

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horribly certain that this trailing off is actually Dan Hannan reaching climax

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I'm going to vom. I'll never look at Kraft the same way

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I don't even know where to begin with this "Speaking of which, hEr BrEaStS" sir we were not speaking of them at all "A body assembled of flat planes" what is she, a piece of woodwork? (THE MURDERER'S DAUGHTER, Jonathan Kellerman)

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i am this close 🤏 to doing the damn thing and opening up a book store with a secret speakeasy hidden behind the bookshelves

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no ❤️

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I'm sorry her WHAT winked?? (EENY MEENIE, MJ Arlidge)

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I’d make this a spooky twitter handle but tbh few things are scarier than the way some men write women so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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This is a totally anatomically normal thing for breasts to do #submission (WE CAN REMEMBER IT FOR YOU WHOLESALE, Philip Dick)

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this post gave my laptop a computer virus (this is a public business advertising his health + wellness company)

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using a gotcha tweet to talk about a legitimate issue is not cute or funny, and it minimizes the message you are trying to convey this tweet is SO obviously written by a man and it is incredibly disturbing that it was approved for release @burgerkinguk should be ashamed

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i am cackling

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i just feel like as someone who grew up on AO3 most of these smutty romances booktok recommends are… quite tame

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Oh my god please don’t use Lysol as a feminine hygiene product

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"I'm scared my writing will get featured on your page!" just write women like they're humans worthy of respect my dude it is not that hard

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