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4 years

Give me a heart if you miss Barack Obama in the White House.

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Hey, kids! It's your old buddy Steve King telling you that if they ban a book in your school, haul your ass to the nearest bookstore or library ASAP and find out what they don't want you to read.

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3 years

My wife and I were married 50 years ago today. It's been a hell of a good run.

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2 years

I don't usually post pictures of myself, but today is an exception.

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1 year

$20 a month to keep my blue check? Fuck that, they should pay me. If that gets instituted, I’m gone like Enron.

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3 years

One of the best days of my life.

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4 years

Iowa Steve King lost. I am the last Steve King standing. (Takes a bow.)

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6 years

280 characters? Fuck that.

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7 years

Donald Trump blocked me on Twitter. I am hereby blocking him from seeing IT or MR. MERCEDES. No clowns for you, Donald. Go float yourself.

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2 years

Welcome to THE HANDMAID’S TALE.

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5 years

Fuck your wall. Split that 5 billion between at-risk children who don’t have lunches and vets who can’t get proper medical and psychological treatment. Fuck your vanity project. Do something good for once.

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3 years

You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out.

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6 years

STRANGER THINGS 2: Ladies and gentlemen, that's how you do it: no bullshit, balls to the wall entertainment. Straight up.

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2 months

Dear Elon: Twitter. Twitter, Twitter. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, Twitter. And so on. Fuck your need to put your personal brand on everything.

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1 year

My Twitter account says I’ve subscribed to Twitter Blue. I haven’t. My Twitter account says I’ve given a phone number. I haven’t.

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1 year

I think I liked Twitter better in the pre-Musk days. Less controversy, more fun.

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2 years

GUN CONTROL NOW! STOP THE SLAUGHTER OF THE INNOCENTS!

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1 year

I think Mr. Musk should give my blue check to charity. I recommend the Prytula Foundation, which provides lifesaving services in Ukraine. It's only $8, so perhaps Mr. Musk could add a bit more.

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4 years

The fly knows.

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7 years

The news is real. The president is fake.

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1 year

PINOCCHIO (Netflix): Pure magic.

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7 years

Don't want to wait for Part 2 of IT, the movie? You can always read IT, the book. Just sayin'.

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6 years

Anyone who has to call himself a genius...isn’t.

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7 years

Trump has blocked me from reading his tweets. I may have to kill myself.

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7 years

Hope you enjoyed Obama's speech. You won't hear anything so cogent and kind for a long time. So, with complete sincerity: THANKS, OBAMA.

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1 year

Why have journalists had their Twitter accounts suspended? Please explain. And it had better be a GOOD explanation.

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7 years

Trump thinks hitting a woman with a golf ball and knocking her down is funny. Myself, I think it indicates a severely fucked-up mind.

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3 years

Trump banned from Twitter.

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6 years

John McCain's finest moment (for me) came in 2008, when a woman at a rally referred to Obama as an Arab. "No, ma'am," McCain replied. "He's a decent family man, a citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with." That's manning up.

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3 years

Sometimes...the good guys win.

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4 years

Armed soldiers against peaceful protestors? With the president's enthusiastic approval? Are you shitting me?

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4 years

Trump has royally fucked up this country.

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2 years

Was there ever, in all of American history, a man less fit for the presidency than Donald Trump?

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4 years

He knew. He lied. 190,000 people died.

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4 years

Trump did this. It’s all on Donald Trump. Retweet if you agree.

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1 year

I learned a new phrase today: going goblin. I intend to use it at every opportunity.

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4 years

I'm quitting Facebook. Not comfortable with the flood of false information that's allowed in its political advertising, nor am I confident in its ability to protect its users' privacy. Follow me (and Molly, aka The Thing of Evil) on Twitter, if you like.

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9 months

Molly's tumor was benign. She's healing well. The vet who took it out says she should be doing evil for years to come.

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4 years

1919.

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5 years

On June 19th, 1999 I got hit by a van while taking a walk. As I lay unconscious in the hospital, the docs debated amputating my right leg and decided it could stay, on a trial basis. I got better. Every day of the 20 years since has been a gift.

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7 months

Donald Trump: Worst. President. Ever.

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4 years

Obama’s on now. Ladies and gentlemen, that’s what a REAL president looks and sounds like.

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1 year

I don’t care what you do with the blue check as long as you VOTE blue.

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1 year

I think Elon Musk is a visionary. Almost singlehandedly, he’s changed the way Americans think about automobiles. I have a Tesla and love it. That said, he’s been a terrible fit for Twitter. He appears to be making it up as he goes along.

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2 years

Thanks to my son Joe Hill and his lovely wife Gillian, I am the grandfather of beautiful twin boys. I’m practicing my rocking technique. 😀

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4 years

The reason the terrorist in London went on a "stabbing spree" instead of a "shooting spree" is because they have tough gun laws and serious penalties in England. Thus the toll was 3 dead (awful) rathe than 3 dozen (horrific).

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5 years

IT CHAPTER 2 is coming.

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5 years

A couple of kids got married 48 years ago today. So far it’s worked out pretty well. Still in love.

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1 year

Shops used to have a sign saying, IF YOU BREAK IT, YOU OWN IT. Elon Musk's motto seems to be, I OWN IT, SO NOW I'LL BREAK IT.

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6 years

Hey, kids--the NRA and their sweethearts are beginning to relax, beginning to tell each other that "this will blow over, like it always does." Keep turning the screws.

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4 years

America, please don’t re-elect this ignorant, dangerous man.

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6 years

Hey kids—The Stoneman Douglas shootings are off the front page, and the NRA sweethearts are starting to relax. Starting to tell each other, “We got through this before, we’ll get through it this time.” Don’t let them do it.

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1 year

Is it possible to use a bar of soap completely? Until it, like, disappears? Discuss and get back to me.

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3 years

Republicans, do Your duty as Americans. Tell Trump to stop playing fiddlyfuck and concede so we can get on with the nation’s business. People are dying.

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4 years

Sometimes I feel like screaming, "Everybody knows that Trump is as crooked as a broken nose and as dumb as a fencepost. Just quit shitting around and get him the fuck out of there."

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8 years

My newest horror story: Once upon a time there was a man named Donald Trump, and he ran for president. Some people wanted him to win.

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2 years

The Ukrainians are kicking some ass today. SLAVA UKRAINI!

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5 years

I think we all agree that Donald Trump is a vile, racist, and incompetent bag of guts and waters. How happy I would be to tell him "YOU'RE FIRED" next November.

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4 years

After terrorist assholes hit the World Trade Center, 2,606 people died. The country came together: Democrats AND Republicans. Now 57% of Republicans call 176,000 dead from COVID-19 "acceptable losses?" What happened to you, America?

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2 years

It's lovely to start a year when Donald Trump isn't president.

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6 years

Why would people from Norway want to immigrate here? They have actual health care, and longer life expectancy.

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2 years

I'm trending on Twitter and didn't even die. How fucking cool is that?

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3 years

It's the weekend, and we have a president who isn't playing golf.

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2 years

2-day Twitter outrage doesn’t cut it. When you step into the voting booth this fall, VOTE GUN CONTROL.

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5 years

Let's get 1 thing straight. I'm not THAT Steve King.

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3 years

5 people dead in the Capital riot, which is terrible and Trump lit the fuse. BUT...400,000 Americans will be dead of COVID-19 by 2/1/21. How many could have been saved if Donald Trump had just PUT ON A MASK AND LED BY EXAMPLE? There's your 25th Amendment.

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4 years

A priest, a minster, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."

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6 years

TIME wanted me to be their Person of the Year, but I said no! Won’t pose with Pennywise the Clown on my lap! Sorry, TIME! Sad!!!

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4 years

I just got a spam from Susan Collins, asking me for what's the most important thing she can do for me this year. That's easy. Retire.

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3 years

C'mon, Don. Concede. It's not the fucking Alamo.

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2 years

After nine months of killing and in many cases torturing civilians; after razing whole towns; the Russians call blowing up a bridge "terrorism." That takes the fucking cake.

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1 year

If you can’t go to a World Cup game without a beer, you might have a problem.

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3 years

Republicans: When are you going to stop supporting Trump and start supporting America?

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4 years

850 Americans died of COVID-19 yesterday. None got the special “antibody cocktail.”

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5 years

My wife is rightly pissed by headlines like this: “Stephen King and his wife donate $1.25M to New England Historic Genealogical Society.” The gift was her original idea, and she has a name: TABITHA KING. Her response follows.

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Just a warning to my British friends: An American dipshit is coming to visit you. Please remember most of us didn't vote for him; he lost by 3 million votes. His presidency is a statistical anomaly.

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3 years

It’s nice to have a president who isn’t angry and hateful 24/7.

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4 years

Trump is said to be “monitoring the situation” in Santa Clarita. Is he a useless piece of shit or is it just me?

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6 years

Ask yourself who has more motivation for lying: the professor who's had her whole life turned upside down, or the judge who stands to land a lifetime job at a quarter-mill a year, plus bennies the ordinary Joe can only dream about?

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2 years

Bullshit. Countries like Australia that have imposed strict gun control cut the instance of gun murders by 70%.

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3 years

Trump sucks.

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3 years

America to Trump: YOU’RE FIRED.

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3 years

Trump’s tweets are becoming increasingly frantic and deranged. He’s a danger to the republic.

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5 years

What I noticed about that conference table pic? Only one woman in the room, and not a single person of color. If I want to look at an old white guy, I’ll use the bathroom mirror.

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Musk makes me think of Tom Sawyer, who is given the job of whitewashing a fence as punishment. Tom cons his friends into doing the chore for him, and getting them to pay for the privilege. That's what Musk wants to do with Twitter. No, no, no.

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4 years

125,000 dead Americans and Donald Trump is playing golf. Unreal.

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4 years

This is exactly the kind of woman Republican conservatives would like to shut up. She is the dead-red opposite of fake moderate Susan Collins. I love AOC.

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4 years

Everyone needs to watch this incredible video of @AOC absolutely obliterating the scaremongering over the cost of Medicare-for-all. This is how you respond when someone asks “how will you pay for it?”

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4 years

Trump lied, a hundred thousand died.

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1 year

For the love of God, Russia, stop this pointless war in the Ukraine. Stop the bombing of unarmed civilians. Putin must step down.

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6 years

Hey, kids—the House and Senate aren’t going to do anything about guns. Neither is the president, a morally vacant boob who will say anything. We have to do it ourselves. Get as many NRA sweethearts as possible out in November. We can do this.

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3 years

Fox News is blaming the capital police. incredible. Just incredible.

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5 years

Iowans, for personal reasons I hope you’ll vote Steve King out. I’m tired of being confused with this racist dumbbell.

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3 years

Every time I hear "President-elect Biden" on the news, my day gets a booster shot of happiness.

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1 year

Pretty soon the only advertiser left on Twitter will be My Pillow.

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2 years

World to Russia: Get the fuck out of Ukraine. It’s not your country.

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