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@spiceslag
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1 year
Ah yes the original “serving cunt”
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weird medieval guys BOOK OUT NOW !!
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a medieval badge showing a vagina carried by three phalluses with arms, legs, and tails
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no and like I hear what you’re saying but i literally know this man
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BREAKING: Dustin the Turkey has fallen down the stairs at the Eurovision 2023 Semi Final
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She’s fulfilled the prophecy 🥹
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niall horan adding two of my songs to his official spotify playlist less than a month after i tweeted this ……. i know your type. boy youre dangerous
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In its native tongue this roughly translates as “free luas” and I think that’s beautiful <3
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@ladbible Well yeah of course he didn’t
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@spiceslag
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So, I’m looking for a room to rent in Dublin asap (anywhere accessible to the city preferably) My budget is up to €750pm, Hoping for LGBTQ+ friendly 🏳️‍🌈 I’m in college, and I work full time, and will remind u to drink water regularly If anyone has any leads I’d appreciate it xx
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@shawtyastrology 10H in Leo? Just be the main character ? Lol
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@spiceslag
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The fact that I had to write these exam diaries for each exam I took :))
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@SeanDefoe
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What's your Leaving Cert disaster story? Will never forget the look of shock and panic on faces during the English paper when Seamus Heaney didn't come up
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@spiceslag
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Reeling in the years 2023: this mugshot paired w Planet of the Bass
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@spiceslag
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Oh no !! The cashier is chatting to someone else !! but what about MY right to engage in shitty 30 second small talk with an underpaid overworked employee ???
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@juneshannon
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1 year
Went into a shop in Dublin City centre this evening. Went to pay at the till said hello smiled & handed my items to the cashier who was chatting to his mate. He continued to chat with his mate for the entire transaction without once looking at or even acknowledging my existence.
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last time i do this (I hope!) I’m looking for a room in Dublin (up to €900pm), w easy access to city centre I’m good at keeping to my own space but I do bake lil treats for roommates too! If anyone has any leads pls lmk I’m hoping to move by first wk of June x #rentfairy
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@spiceslag
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I think a lot of ye need to face up to the fact that maybe you’re just not the trans allies u think u are if u wanna play a GAME that badly, like it is that ridiculous
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DIY queen elizabeth ii Halloween costume
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Guys. I shaved my brows. Kind of obsessed w myself rn I can’t lie
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“Alarmed”
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@irishexaminer
Irish Examiner
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Leo Varadkar 'alarmed' at Ireland's low home-ownership rates
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Me three weeks into antidepressants
@shirtsthtgohard
shirts that go hard
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“Cmere that toy show does be on until late doesn’t it? The missus and I do put the young ones to bed around the second ad break hahaha” #LateLateToyShow
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Okay real talk should i actually do this and who does decent tattoos/stick n pokes so I can do this 😭
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her job is Beach
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Two cervical cancer campaigners have died in the space of two weeks. Lynsey Bennett and Vicky Phelan deserved so much better. They deserved long lives filled with love & laughter & joy, as they brought to so many. They used the remainder of their lives to campaign to ensure..
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@spiceslag
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Love the idea that queen elizabeth was the only thing stopping Prince Harry from talking and now that she’s dead he’s free to speak freely about Elizabeth Arden cream, drugs, sex, and war crimes
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@spiceslag
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Ironically this tweet is much more embarrassing and annoying than anything the makeup woman did this morning lol
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I felt a weight just come off my shoulders starting this acc, something tells me this was the move But I miss the @ spiceslag, that was my magnum opus fr
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Like 95% of the racism I’ve encountered in my entire life has been from irish people so ???
@Ogra_SF
Ógra Shinn Féin
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You can’t be racist and Irish. No pasarán.
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#NewProfilePic i genuinely don’t think I’ve ever looked so happy in my life :’)
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We have a collective responsibility to ensure this flops which means NO hate watching !! I’m serious !!
@PopCrave
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Lena Dunham is set to direct the 'Polly Pocket' movie starring Lily Collins.
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award season ? a chara, it’s Seachtain Na Gaeilge now xx
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@spiceslag
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had a wild six months in 2018/19 where I was just constantly meetin the president
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@jansqueezy
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what’s the most random linkup ever
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Getting mentally prepared to ask “did ya see the snow last night?” to streams of christmas shoppers for 7 hours today
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TW // fatphobia My friend’s Mam (who hasn’t even known me for a year) just called my recent weight loss “Super Size vs Super Skinny” and now I’m triggered in the work bathrooms :)))
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Is it just me or is this genuinely one of the best toy shows in a while like overall quality is fab #LateLateToyShow
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“You might want to think about PennyWISING up”
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@PopCrave
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‘It’ prequel series ‘Welcome to Derry’ has been ordered at HBO Max.
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album covers that look exactly like the album sounds
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@lornlornlors
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album covers that look exactly like the album sounds
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I got a bucket hat hehe !! :)
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Happy love day everybody x x o x
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@spiceslag
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This is guys doing literally anything - I had a guy mansplain my own acid trip to me when we both tried it for the first time together lol
@SCHIZO_FREQ
Lukas (computer) 🐂
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When guys get their first gf who has consistent sex with them they go through this awful phase of being a "sex expert." It's the only thing they talk about even though they have no idea what they're saying. Normally this happens at ~16 but my friend's doing it now at 27
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With each passing year I’m further convinced we need an Eldest Daughter Day because fuckin hell man we really are parents without the choice to become parents
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Yeah exactly they’re TRANSformers not cisformers what did u expect????
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So...Arcee is a transgendered lesbian in Transformers canon now. Can't have regular women anymore. Not allowed.
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@spiceslag
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X (formerly Twitter) user spiceslag has watched Barbie (2023), it has subsequently changed the trajectory of her life
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So I have a gig and it’s a week from today !!! And I’m super excited !!! And @bvn_lln is one of the support acts too !!! And y’all should definitely come and boogie with us hehe <3 And pls share if u can, wanna spread this all over the bird app xoxoxoxox
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The one thing more powerful than the atom bomb is Barbie
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WRONG
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I've never seen anyone look good in a red dress
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List of ideas this govt would see as unnecessary - free public transport - trips ?? To places ?? List of ideas that were necessary to discuss apparently -white water rafting
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Don’t Tell The Bride Paul Mescal and Phoebe Bridgers special episode WHEN ???
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I went hehe bye bye bimm xo
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Would it be over dramatic to go into b*mm for the last class of the year (just to chill n say goodbye etc) when I haven’t shown up in like 6 months lol xoxo pls tell me ahahaha
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OMFG NO
@ThePopTingz
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Twitter is now displaying private Circle tweets to the public as regular tweets that cannot be retweeted.
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So you agree? Soaring rent prices are causing young people to emigrate ?
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@IrishTimes
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‘Grass looks greener’ but young people won’t find lower rents emigrating, Tánaiste says
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@spiceslag
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Personally I thought of the blood of Christ as a really nice crisp summery rosé that pairs v well with a side of grapes and perhaps a cheese board
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went to a catholic mass for the first time in over five years and the priest used WHITE WINE?! since when is the blood of christ Barefoot Moscato
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getting blocked by Gay Spar will always be a personal highlight of mine tho ngl hahahaha
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@rachelvennard_
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irish twitter is dwindling, remember when it was full of scandals and drama 2 years ago at peak twitter space? miss it x
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Tw// fatphobia Thinking of all the people who are gonna get so much fatphobic bullshit thrown their way because “Lizzo did it”, this really sucks man
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Leo Varadkar has not only come out against LGBTQI+ couples adopting children but now against trans women and honestly if you haven’t gotten the message that he hates the LGBTQ+ community by now you never will “omg gay taoiseach slay” this man has done damage to the community
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First gig, first single, stuck to vegetarianism (which i really love) for almost a full year, and walked away from a job that was mentally exhausting and unfulfilling can i get a hell yea hehe
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@HOUSEOFDEVI
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since 2022 is coming to an end, quote this tweet with something you did this year that you're proud of, big or small
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Waiting on the Pedro pascalification of Paul mescal and we’re already like 50% there so shouldn’t be long girls xx
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it would literally take less time to admit you stan a problematic pop star but will still go to the concert, like writing this thread (or something similar) doesn’t absolve you ??? do swifties not realise it actually looks weirder to air the hoops they’re willin to jump for TS?
@HollyStallcup
Holly Stallcup
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I have spent the last two weeks trying to listen to as many marginalized fans of Taylor as I can. Trying to follow their lead on how we can or can't separate the person from the art. I don't have easy answers and don't know what I will do past this weekend.
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And yet when you tell a man about a time you were harassed a lot of them say shit like “man if i was there I would fuck that guy up, I defend women’s honour” blah blah blah Dead silence from that group when harassment happens in real life right in front of them
@colleen_daves
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I think the most upsetting thing about being publicly harassed by a man is that no one watching ever does anything about it. A man screamed that he was going to "fuck the shit out of me" and everyone at the coffee place ignored him, I had to run home with him following.
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🖤💛
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can’t wait for the new mixed race character called Betty Biracial
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hogwarts legacy has introduced a new jewish bisexual character named dreidel bothways
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I too like tayto and pierce brosnan !! :p
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something something strawberry blonde something something no eyebrows
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Hey guys long time no chat it’s ebs and to prove it’s me let me once again publicly simp for the green m&m !!
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@lollyfitz13 Um. I say it with 3 syllables??
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Big smiley head on me hehe
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attention all gays - I humbly request a photo of you at the start of 2022 and a photo of you now
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@Sunfl0wersailor
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How do you serve cunt in a god honoring way
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I mean free/luas was right there but still good !
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No she’s right let her speak
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Who needs antidepressants when you could hop on the free mystery bus and end up at the Obama Plaza 😭🙏🏽
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what will your daddy do if he sees ur mama kissin Santa Claus ? :o
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Insta pic w the most likes n saves hehe 🖤
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@bvn_lln
Bevin
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insta pic with the most likes 💁🏽‍♀️💗
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Trying to decide what to do tonight on the last night of my freedom (before Love Island)
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I started giving out superking cigarettes at the party last night and got called the ‘f*g fairy’ for the rest of the night, best Pride ever man <3
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@ShamingDeValera This was horrific but can I just add that he was at one point one of the biggest players in the irish twitter circle and he was openly textin this to like so many followers like ?? where did the audacity even come from i stg
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Getting mentally prepared to ask “did ya see the snow last night?” to streams of christmas shoppers for 7 hours today
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The entire nation of Ireland @ Spanish students for existing
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Btw i forget a lot of people/going’s on with twitter since I wasn’t regularly active in a while so if I follow/interact an abuser on this acc pls lmk and I’ll block! I’m gonna try be as vigilant myself too but I’m just copping I don’t remember everyone so just in case xx
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Me, in therapy: but I’ve been talking about myself this whole time how are YOU doing ?,?,
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Putting ‘I’m Glad My Mom Died’ on my work Secret Santa wish list to soft launch the ✨trauma✨
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But seriously before all the comments start best of luck to the wee kiddos on tonight bc it’s not easy to be yourself live in front of millions #toyshow
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Billy on his way to arrest the staff at RTÉ #latelatetoyshow2022
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Denise the barber is gonna get such great business from the workmans crowd after tonight and she has only Billy to thank #LateLateToyShow
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I love the TDs discussing Santa in the Dáil like any child of Santa-believing age is going to care about the discussions in Leinster House
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It’s just hard for me to believe Elon musk had sex at least 10 times idk ??? Massive incel vibes
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I need to stop flipping coins to make a basic decision idk why I think I’m Two Face all of a sudden but here we are :))
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requesting the day after Pride off work but framing it as ‘Sunday 25th June’ and hoping no one notices that I just wanna gay boogie (and be hungover) in peace 😭
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1 year
Happy hash wednesday 🫢🍃 Happy smash wednesday 😤🤛 Happy gaslight gatekeep sashay away WedneSLAY 💃🏽💅🏽
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Personally I wouldn’t care about the price at all if they paid their artists a fair cut but
@abs1k_
Salone Bobo🚀🇸🇱| Career “Helper”👨🏾‍💻
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Spotify is not worth £10 a month. We really have to put our foot down with these companies or else they’ll take liberties smh
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I work in a shoe shop and can i just say that I get requests like this SO OFTEN omfg And it’s actually possible to find (unless you’re a sizes 36, 39, or 42 and up lol)
@lolennui
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In endless pursuit of a shoe that can only be described as orthopedic but slutty
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just turned 23
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wearing this fit may be the sluttiest thing a man can do I fear
@emtheworst
em (eras tour version 🪩)
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hear me out… these are the same
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I would’ve keyed his car right then and there
@ninaturner
Nina Turner
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Your healthcare should not pay for this guy’s luxurious lifestyle.
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Here Mescal any chance of a lightHAHAHA 🚬
@worldofreel
Reel Updates
1 year
Paul Mescal has apparently been offered the role of Human Torch in Marvel’s FANTASTIC FOUR, according to @DanielRPK
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Oh. I stand corrected.
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There’s a tummy bug going around and lawd I have it today that’s for damn sure :(
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Idk why after people lose weight others think it’s okay to say fatphobic stuff around them. I didn’t suddenly start hating fat people because I’m not a fat person anymore - the comments still v much hurt.
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2 years
Guess who got scammed and harassed by her ouid dude on Halloween :))))
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BeReal notification at 8:58am the morning after Halloween is so messy u have to think they specifically planned it
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1 year
awh no stop bc you literally couldn’t find those parasocial relationships anywhere else, jesus
@rachelvennard_
rachel
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irish twitter is dwindling, remember when it was full of scandals and drama 2 years ago at peak twitter space? miss it x
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Was catching up on some lecture slides for classes I missed and the font size choice has me deceased 😭
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Next year’s Eurovision should just be Ireland v Sweden to decide the ultimate euro winner and then we should cancel the whole show lol x x x
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Pretty 🥺
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@taynextdoor
tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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