Amy A @lolennui Twitter profile

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this looks like a commercial for anxiety medication

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oh to be a yellow lab napping on a windowsill overlooking a canal in Bruges

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there’s no time to explain. get in the pea.

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Timeline is bleak. Consider this an interlude.

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Here's how they raised millennial kids: go to college go to college go to college go to college go to college go to college go to college uuuh why'd you go to college if you wanted electricity AND a roof?? you kids are overeducated and over-gay

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come on, man

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"I don't see race!! I don't care whether you're

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Do you understand how much stuff had to go wrong for this responsibility to fall to Matthew McConaughey

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omg this is just like George Orwell's Animal Crossing

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me opening tiktok

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Ted Cruz seeing a camera flash at Applebee’s

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We used to be a country. A proper country.

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reject spotify. embrace tradition.

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3 years

By 3%... Pay per click journalism is absolutely tanking public health communication. Get your shot.

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Pfizer vaccine less effective against delta variant

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when someone tickles you

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my roommate is like “the cat won’t stop waking me up at night so I give her treats *every time* she wakes me up at night” I don’t know how to break it to her

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US night twitter and European morning twitter hanging out

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he’s gonna try out stand up comedy

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some goober in mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score, how is that fair

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"a fast paced environment" means the job is actually 3-5 jobs

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doing a home covid test like

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3 years

trying to act casual so the printer doesn't realize this is time sensitive

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4 years

Very troubling that the song "Monster Mash" isn't the Monster Mash — it's a song about the Monster Mash, which is not itself heard on the track, and is fundamentally unknowable to us.

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nothing will make you sound crazier in your day to day life than knowing about like 4 things the CIA has done and fully admitted to

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4 years

racoons wake up every day and choose anarchy

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people my age aren't having a lot of kids because one of our 9 roommates usually objects

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On your "bad days" you're supposed to get $30 of Taco Bell and tweet through the pain like a fucking grown up.

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2 years

do married people watch gen z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam

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I used to laugh at jokes with setups and punchlines but now it’s just stuff like this

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I love stardew valley so much, I wish home ownership in a walkable city was real

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Baby boomers: Why don't you just call/drop in and see if they're hiring?? Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother's front window you fucking animals

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every movie is too quiet AND too loud, why are they doing this

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The first few notes of Yeah are like sleeper agent trigger words that activate older millennials

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2 years

the establishment fears this

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3 years

March 1st 2020 March 1st 2021

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thinking about how scared the founding fathers would be if they saw a Furby

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“Kanye West told Alex Jones that–” I bite down on the capsule. Pain. Then: pressure. I’m… free. I open my eyes to the glory of an open field. Aromatic herbs and wildflowers aglow. My mother licks me clean and I bathe in my first dusk as a Shetland pony.

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4 years

ur damn right I support the boys in blue

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2 years

this is what they took from you

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I'm disgusted every time someone does a gender reveal and it's a gender I already know about, what kind of reveal is that

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3 years

of COURSE billionaire Batman rejects the only ethical consumption under capitalism

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my theory is every gen X person read a stephen king book way too young and that’s why they are the way they are

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joe biden, a little tipsy off a rum raisin ice cream cone going buck wild on an old to-do list he found

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EXCLUSIVE: CBS News has learned the Biden administration is moving to make DACA a federal regulation and shield it from legal challenges.

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being an adult is so embarrassing. “guys I’ve been doing a good job sleeping lately.” Jesus christ.

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3 years

you do not exist just to pay bills and die, you must also act insane on the internet

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my gatsby themed wedding is just a regular wedding but with a dead guy in the pool for vibes

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where's my money mitch where is it

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so we’re just powering through hot drunk trainwreck summer without processing all the grief, I love this for us it’s like Hemingway going to the French Riviera after WWI

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2 years

Every time I think I have a new hobby it turns out I just like to buy stuff

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1 year

In endless pursuit of a shoe that can only be described as orthopedic but slutty

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2 years

by age 30 you should have a few stock market crashes, one 9/11, and a multi year pandemic under your belt

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ok so when 2021 sucks can we finally admit our problems are systemic and structural, or what

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the perfect couple

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good morning, I just remembered a banger

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2 years

me adding one (1) egg to instant ramen

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modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves

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1 year

You know how some weed guys are always like “you just gotta find the right strain!!” That’s how I feel about people who think they don’t like soup

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10 months

People are wondering if Allan is a trans allegory or gay or a meditation on masculinity reimagined but I think he is simply and miraculously Michael Cera

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3 years

cannot overstate how much I miss recognizable linear time

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5 years

Choose your fighter.

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Something about higher education I need people to understand is that obscene tuition fees are suuuper not going to the people who teach you.

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Crustaceans have evolved into the shape of a crab at least 5 independent times. I do not like this.

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3 years

the most powerful "devastating news for my haters" energy I've ever seen

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we did it joe!! 🎉

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"Sic transit gloria" is Latin for "nice car, Gloria"

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did you know it’s free to say, “I don’t know enough about that to weigh in” and skateboard away like bart simpson

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I am begging you to sustain "fuck cancer" energy all the way through to "socialize medicine fucking immediately" because that's what's going to save lives from this disease.

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if you see this lad in a TV show you know it’s gonna be a banger

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I wish the IRS would just take my money instead of tormenting me with their fucked up riddles

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we really overestimated how cool apocalyptic societal collapse would look, like aesthetically

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poor dog, none of his friends are gonna believe him

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Problematic director list: – Spielberg (abused dinosaurs) – Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar) – Villeneuve (French Canadian)

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3 years

happy almost anniversary to jaboukie's noblest stint in twitter jail

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oh we’re in a “bear market”?? well I think we’re in a platypus store. that’s what you sound like. that’s you.

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get your affairs in order for when skinny eyebrows come back. talk to your family. have a plan. don't be a victim.

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for those who are confused, “tankies” are people who want to fuck thomas the tank engine. hope this helps

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Hearing disturbing rumors that some of these protestors on the picket line are professional actors

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irl friends reading your tweets

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tired: this actor hasn’t aged a day! wired: fifty something’s are hot like all the time, where have you been

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yay we've got a vaccine!!

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Here at Amazon my colleagues and I NEVER have to defecate in bags. We have been stitched into one large human centipede to avoid this.

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the humble quesadilla has done so much for people with depression

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the police have been defunding you and you deserve to know that

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travis kelce:

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I have 2 feelings about going out again and they do NOT switch off, they’re both constant

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every explanation of mastodon makes me feel like I’m at a party and someone wants to play their elaborate card game everyone’s too drunk for

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shout out to paleolithic people for petting those wolves, you really did us a solid

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I will not “jump to recipe”, I want to know how your baked ziti relates to 9/11

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girls on insta going “4 whole years with this goof 😍❤️🔥🥰😘”

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telepathically telling my friends I wanna leave this party

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Every day Hunter Biden is accused of something Sterling Archer would have a three second flashback about

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this joke is undefeated

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