Seán Defoe @SeanDefoe Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@msbourland

@RavenUpPod

@KlumpDiane

@Mark42024274

@Sofi_Shvets

@Studentafton

@artist_goriate

@cambios_cucuta

@KohlSteph1

@JNicholsonInDC

@evil_leafybfdi

@artist_goriate

@TuyeMazu

@MTNRwanda

@gavar_bhabhi

@NoahReinhart32

@WinstanleySch

@shanalawlor

@yonaka_nemu

@AyirAsante

@JuliaDordoni

@emmasq

@SketcheeClown

@lobsterjoness

@isatuitex

@NORI_ZAP_

@shnnjata

@TheUFL

@nochillavax

@Trancemicsoul

@HPE_News

@SheepinSleepin

@enhayppen

@cloudcastlesgg

@ClintDinnel

@FromFloridatoVa

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Ah sorry I just had to do it @sob999 @aoifegracemoore @MaryLouMcDonald

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

"Well woo-hoo" says @MaryLouMcDonald (sarcastically) on suggestion of new legislation that would set aside 30% of new build estates for first time buyers

20

63

1K

170

1K

9K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

“Did the Toy Show get excessive during the Tiger?” ....

44

270

6K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

It’s 2047. The Luke Kelly statue has been vandalised for the 6,268th time. 14% of Ireland’s GDP is now dedicated to cleaning it. President Paul Mescal says the perpetrators must be caught.

41

290

5K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

I’ve been thinking about this clip all day. The beautiful joy and admiration on his face 😭 #LateLateToyShow

37

126

5K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

I present to you Reeling in the Years 2020: The Movie

48

253

4K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

5 years

Leo Varadkar on Greta Thunberg: “The bottom line is she’s a sixteen year old girl who’s trying to make the world a better place. Why would you want to slag her off?”

55

433

4K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Pssst 🤫 You’re not getting abuse for being a man you’re getting abuse for being a pervert

5

243

4K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Dublin Bay South by-election candidate Dolores Cahill is currently in a standoff with gardaí who won’t let her into the count centre unless she agrees to put on a mask #dbsbyelection

1K

661

4K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Mary Lou McDonald asked if she has confidence in Stephen Donnelly to deliver the vaccine programme: “I don’t have confidence in this government full stop. I wouldn’t have confidence in many of them to deliver a pint of milk to my front door”

97

372

4K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Depressing amount of people telling me today level 5 wouldn’t change their life one bit at the moment. Equally depressing number of people on Instagram getting in ‘one last thing’ and living like it’s the last days of Rome. We know who the problem is.

124

220

4K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

No one tells you how long you’ll spend as an adult debating whether or not to throw out a perfectly good box

96

259

4K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

That is an absolutely astonishing result 31.8% of 18-24s voted Sinn Féin - more than FF and FG combined in that age group #GE2020

94

485

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Ok hear me out: a yoga class but every time you do it right someone says ‘oooh big stretch’ the same way you would say it to your pet

21

201

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

8 years this month since no-one checked what ad was running on the RTÉ homepage...

24

200

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

It’s a national crime Coppers won’t be open tonight

17

126

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

I really did not call January 26th as the date we'd first talk about cancelling travel for Christmas

30

69

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Enjoying the Dáil discovering this week that people under 30 exist

19

111

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

There are anti-maskers outside Leinster House shouting in the gates that they’re going to come after the families of people standing inside. I’m all for the right to peaceful protest but this is wrong on so many levels.

159

201

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

2 years

Me having a chat with myself 10 days out from payday every single month

32

131

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

There is absolutely no way we as a country will ever be able to repay our healthcare staff for what they’ve done this year and will do in 2021. That’s it, that’s the tweet. #StayHome #WearAMask

48

220

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Tubs takes a lot of stick but there’s been no-one better at the Toy Show. To make that as good as it was without an audience and while keeping social distancing took a serious amount of skill. Such a ray of good vibes in a bad year! #LateLateToyShow

30

55

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

If I see one more newspaper describing a €495,000 two bed property as a “smart starter home” I’m officially going to lose it

43

110

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

2 years

He bought cattle with the winnings of the Credit Union draw. Has there ever been anything more Irish? #LateLateToyShow

17

90

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Phone Wallet Keys Headphones Mask Vaccine Cert Crippling social anxiousness

17

109

3K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Rather embarrassingly some Fine Gael TDs don't have their Zoom chat on mute during a committee session with the Taoiseach and are having a nice chat about Eoghan Murphy's future which can be heard by all...

45

107

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

2 years

Micheál Martin wearing a Ukrainian scarf in the London St Patrick’s Day parade

99

116

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Thank you so much to the listener who suggested that Labour and the Social Democrats merge to form the LSD party

38

180

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

Ooof. @HollyCairnsTD asks Micheál Martin in the Dáil: "Are you aware of any other housing Minister in the history of the State who has openly admitted to deliberately opting to make people homeless?"

26

211

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Tommie Gorman happened to visit my school when I was in 6th year for a show he was filming. I got asked to show him around and spent a few hours in the company of one of the greatest characters I've ever met. I changed my CAO to journalism the next day

33

32

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar celebrating the Grand Slam win in an Irish pub in Washington DC ☘️

612

73

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Trying to buy a house is wild. "Here take literally all my money" Mmmm no you can't afford this, we want more "Oh ok, did you build any I can afford?" .....No

26

106

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Had a toasted sandwich for the first time in a while this evening. In honoured tradition I’ll now have 1,567 more between now and Sunday and then put away the toaster for another 4 months

31

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

Sinn Fein TD Chris Andrews takes off his jumper as the US President enters the Dáil to reveal a Palestine jersey

94

129

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Would love to see the Venn diagram of people giving out about some people getting €350 a week vs people who’ve actually had to run a household on €350 a week

47

191

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Social Democrat TD @HollyCairnsTD has just offered to be a permanent pair for @HMcEntee for any votes she might miss while on maternity leave pending legislation to allow politicians to take maternity

58

73

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Danny Healy Rae now telling the Dáil it was “very wrong” to give cuckoo funds that name because they’re “such a lovely bird”

71

101

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

44% of boxes tallied and Fianna Fáil have less than 4% of the vote

69

84

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

TD Michael Collins is asking the Government to put up a statue of Michael Collins in Cork. I assume he means the other one

36

65

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

2 years

HEALTH The free contraception scheme will be extended up to and including 30 year olds; hospital inpatient charges are being scrapped and the first publicly funded IVF treatment will be provided in 2023 under the #Budget2023 package from Stephen Donnelly

24

131

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

5 years

Genuine conversation I just had: “God Imelda May has fierce energy for her age” Me: “She’s not that old is she?” “Oh definitely in her 60s” Me: “Imelda May???” “Yeah, your one across the water” Me: “Theresa May?” “Oh yeah, I always get those two mixed up” 🤔

25

178

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Imagine the mortification of being the captain of that ship stuck in the Suez Canal. I can’t even cope when a single car has to wait on me to reverse into a parking spot

39

60

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

Living for this exchange between President Biden and Michael D

11

120

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

Leo Varadkar asked about *that* video circulating online "It's very much a personal matter. It relates entirely to my private life and for those reasons I don't want to comment on it"

290

65

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

6 years

WATCH: TD @RuthCoppingerTD held up a thong in the Dáil earlier protesting the use of the same tactics in a courtroom during a rape case in Cork

20

603

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Statement from Social Democrats after meeting Micheál Martin: “We had a cordial and respectful conversation but our concern is it didn’t sound a lot like change.”

41

303

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Getting embarrassing now. The Ceann Comhairle, Leas Ceann Comhairle and the actual Taoiseach have now called Leo Varadkar Taoiseach today

34

152

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Text from a Cabinet Minister on indoor dining just about sums it up: "This is a mess"

59

107

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

So having canvassed some TDs on what happened with the Leas Ceann Comhairle vote. Fine Gael think it was Fianna Fáil The Greens think it was Fianna Fáil Fianna Fáil think it was Fine Gael & the Greens Sinn Féin TDs haven’t stopped laughing long enough to get back

27

192

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Oh God. What is seen can’t be un-seen

166

283

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Congrats to Cathal and Mark who just got married and didn’t expect to run into a waiting press pack outside Government Buildings!

17

29

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Absolutely smashed a personal best in 2020! Most time spent crying since I was a toddler 💪💪💪 Won’t be looking to repeat in 2021

13

37

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

But why do people hate English fans? 🙄

Off The Ball

@offtheball

3 years

How does this happen at a major international final?! #Euro2020Final #EURO2020 #ENG

1K

2K

6K

54

152

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

2 years

Let's not involve Franz Ferdinand in this please

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

2 years

Louis Tomlinson, Yungblud and Franz Ferdinand pull Russian tour dates

117

456

4K

12

98

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

I don’t even know how to explain this one but here’s Mary Lou McDonald doing the Macarena in a community centre in Dublin this morning

185

139

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Sinn Féin's @Farrell_Mairead tells the Dáil unless the Super Junior Ministers have Super Powers they don't need a €16,000 pay rise

17

177

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

2 years

In the Dáil Leo Varadkar says part of Ireland's problem is there are too many 3 bed semi-ds and not enough one bed apartments to cater for people who are staying single longer. I'm not even going to comment on this one.

177

113

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Taoiseach confirms unfortunately still no no shifting someone who's not in your household from May 18th

28

84

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

MAYO FOR SAM!! He did it! BINGO

47

66

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

It says a lot about us as a nation that most people who've messaged me in the last hour just want to know if take-aways and off licences will be deemed essential

80

108

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Christ almighty how many TY students get to go to Italy? We barely got to go for lunch

Cormac O Shea

@cormacoshea95

4 years

Cork secondary school issue statement over coronavirus fears after tour to Italy

1

4

9

91

69

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

2 years

Man in a maroon van briefly interrupts the Fine Gael Ministers’ doorstep shouting “f*****g liars the lot of ye”

184

125

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

A lot of people with a lot of opinions have forced me to make this, which I will be using liberally from now on

16

142

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

I just said the ‘no thanks, I’m sweet enough’ line when asked if I wanted sugar in my coffee and I’ve never hated myself more

56

13

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

Is there anyone who DOESN'T have a dose at the moment?

199

33

2K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Boy you’d miss the old precedented times wouldn’t ya?

15

74

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Going to go absolutely mad and walk 6km later

30

26

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

Niall Horan now performing in the East Room of the White House for Paddy’s Day (not Patty’s Day he dutifully clarifies) @NiallOfficial #StPatricksDay2023

11

270

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

A ten part investigative podcast into how Flo Rida went from 2008 sensation to representing San Marino at #Eurovision

21

55

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Just passed a van for a gardening and landscaping company called ‘Major Tom’s Ground Control’ 👏👏👏

40

62

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

New bill being published from People Before Profit calling for THREE extra Bank Holidays every year. - 1st February - Last Monday of September - Last Monday of November

48

56

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

The only satisfying number this evening #UKElection

27

144

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Independent Senator Eileen Flynn becomes the first woman from the traveller community to be a member of the Oireactas @Love1solidarity

6

158

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

There were quite literal cheers in the Dublin Castle press centre when Misneach appeared 🐶

12

48

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

2 years

"Moronic, idiotic, stupid" That's how Independent TD Catherine Connolly has dubbed the Government's response to Covid in the Dáil

86

138

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

"Well woo-hoo" says @MaryLouMcDonald (sarcastically) on suggestion of new legislation that would set aside 30% of new build estates for first time buyers

20

63

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

5 years

Say what you like about residency rules etc. But Bundee Aki and CJ Stander played their hearts out, roared the Irish anthem and were possibly the proudest people on the pitch representing THEIR country too. Infectious passion for Ireland #IREvNZL

23

56

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

US President Joe Biden broke down in tears at Knock Shrine earlier, after a meeting with the priest who performed the last rights on his son Beau Biden

27

33

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

It’s a two bottles of wine kind of Friday

48

29

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Another occasion to wheel this out. Goodnight

9

99

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

2 years

I can’t believe this is real. The lettuce has done it

5

151

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

5 years

Not all happy to see the Taoiseach. This girl following Leo Varadkar down the streets in Galway

30

168

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

God you’d miss a Friday night out paying €6.20 for a pint* and dancing terribly to the Five megamix all the same. *Filed under things I never thought I’d say

20

22

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

Taking final suggestions for the Joe Biden visit Bingo card!

122

72

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

2 years

Micheál Martin did a press conference in the last hour mostly talking about Ukraine. Just afterwards a Ukrainian woman came up to him and said "thank you so much for everything you are doing". They had a short chat during which she fought back tears

117

62

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Having got my Pfizer appointment over the weekend I just got a call offering a Johnson & Johnson. It’s like waiting for the 46a, two come along at once!

26

8

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

10 months

So in the RTÉ barter account figures: - €5k for flip flops - €2k on balloons - €4.2k for membership of Soho House members' club - €967 on client parking for a talk - €9k on Aviva Stadium boxes for Harry Styles, Westlife & The Eagles Not to mention the client lunches

81

118

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

You have to love it

5

61

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

A few months ago the Taoiseach told @HollyCairnsTD it was inappropriate for a politician to get involved in planning matters in relation to Bessborough in Cork. She asks him how that sits with his weighing in on the An Taisce appeal yesterday

13

127

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

It’s one of Michael Healy-Rae’s better tricks to have styled himself as the country bumpkin speaking for the everyman while also being literally the biggest landlord in the Dáil

13

115

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

1 year

Joe Biden reminding everyone of the day his rugby star cousin Rob Kearney "beat the hell out of the Black and Tans" in Chicago...

49

44

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Here's the row from the Dáil earlier where the Taoiseach accused Danny Healy Rae of making up quotes - almost telling him to shut the f up

118

92

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

6 years

You started it

Senator G Craughwell

@GCraughwell

6 years

Let this end please

27

11

31

26

147

987

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

6 years

"Holy Catholic Ireland was a monstrous hoax." Kate O'Connell's speech earlier where she accuses church and state of instituting "sexual apartheid" #8committee

55

338

890

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Fianna Fáil has admitted it did the thing after Fine Gael admitting it did the thing after Sinn Féin admitting it did in fact do the thing.

25

69

987

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

Pat Kenny says the last time he was on the train he was offered a spliff...

151

46

1K

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

BREAKING: Country will NOT be moving to Level 5. Cabinet set to reject the NPHET proposal and instead move the entire country to level 3 with greater enforcement of those measures.

78

195

970

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

The man behind THAT pub picture. He only had the clock so he’d be back in time for the news

'How am I famous? I brought the alarm clock so I'd get home in time for the news' - meet the...

John Joe Quinn dissolves into a fit of laughter at the thought of his new-found fame.

www.independent.ie

35

94

942

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

3 years

bUt HaVe An OuTdOoR sUmMeR Christ Almighty

Nealo

@NellydaSilla

3 years

Fencing off areas where the 14 - 18 age bracket congregate is an absolute joke. These people have sacrificed a year and a half to help more vulnerable members of society. They deserve a good summer. Let them party.

98

282

5K

12

47

954

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

2 years

Amazing watching Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil TDs try to limit or walk back climate action pledges as temperature records are smashed across Europe. Short termism is alive and well

90

141

915

Seán Defoe

@SeanDefoe

4 years

Jesus H Christ it has been a week. Mind each other and stay safe

69

9

904