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Brian Tyler Cohen

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4 years

Holy shit. Katie Porter holds the CDC Director's feet to the fire and gets him to commit to FREE TESTING for coronavirus for ALL AMERICANS. Watch every second of this.

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BREAKING: Twitter announces that Trump’s ban is permanent— even if he runs for president in 2024.

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It’s the guns. Not the doors. Not video games. Not Godlessness. It is the guns. It’s the fucking guns. It’s the guns. The guns. The guns. For fuck’s sake, what are we doing?

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BREAKING: The Senate has voted 50-49 in favor of moving the $1.9 trillion COVID relief package forward using budget reconciliation. No Republicans voted for the resolution.

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Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this on the Senate floor.

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6 years

Unfollowed Kanye West *so far*... Ariana Grande BTS Drake Harry Styles Jaden Smith Janelle Monáe Justin Bieber Katy Perry Kendrick Lamar Lana del Rey Nicki Minaj Rihanna The Weekend Troye Sivan Zayn Malik

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Don Lemon with zero fucks left.

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NEW: A South Florida synagogue has sued over Florida's 15-week abortion ban, contending the measure violates religious-freedom rights. “In Jewish law, abortion is required if necessary to protect the health, mental or physical well-being of the woman."

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Watch every second of this... @AOC is so incredibly spot on.

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BREAKING: The House votes to set a minimum age of 21 to purchase semi-automatic weapons.

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In the aftermath of the Uvalde shooting, Greg Abbott went to a re-election fundraiser while Beto O'Rourke went to donate blood. The difference could not be more obvious.

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Big day for complete sentences.

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Ted Cruz voted against Sandy relief for New York. New York’s congresswoman, @AOC , just raised over $3 million for organizations in Texas. The two parties are not the same.

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BREAKING: Rep. Jimmy Gomez will introduce a resolution to expel Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from Congress.

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This is why you do not fuck with an Italian from New York.

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I paid off all of my student loan debt and I absolutely, unequivocally support forgiving *other people's* loan debt because I'm not a ghoul who derives his worth by how much other people suffer.

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BREAKING: The House passes the bill to codify same-sex marriage by a vote of 267-157. All 157 NO votes were Republicans.

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Clean air. They ruled against clean air. This means more respiratory illness. More cancer. More climate-fueled disasters. All because 6 people are owned by polluters. This Court is not legitimate and we don't have to pretend there is no recourse.

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While Trump was president, EVERY Democrat voted for the $2 trillion CARES Act, even though doing so helped Trump. While Biden is president, ZERO Republicans voted for the $1.9 trillion American Relief Plan, because hurting Biden is more important than helping Americans.

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On the SAME day, Republicans both held a press conference blaming Biden for the baby formula shortage *AND* voted against a bill that would ensure access to baby formula amid a shortage.

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remember when Joe Biden was like “i’m not watching the trial i have more important things to focus on” and we were like “sure sure” and then he secured 200 million doses of the vaccine and now we’re like “oh shit ok maybe he wasn’t watching the trial.”

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BREAKING: Ukrainian President Zelenskyy signs application for membership in the European Union.

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Hey @NRA , why are guns banned at your conference in Houston?

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NEW: The House has passed a bill to crack down on price gouging at gas stations by a vote of 217-207. Every single republican voted NO.

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BREAKING: Beto O’Rourke wins Democratic nomination for governor in Texas primary.

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BREAKING: Parler has been removed from the Google Play Store.

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WOW: Robert Regan, the Michigan Republican who said he would tell his daughters "if rape is inevitable, you should just lie back and enjoy it" just lost his seat (in a district Trump carried by 16 POINTS) to Democrat @caglanville . Big pickup in Michigan's HD-74.

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NEW: Jake Angeli has been arrested and charged.

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This may be the best 14 seconds in the history of CNN.

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Make this man the host of Meet the Press.

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BREAKING: Austin, TX announces it is joining Dallas in defying Greg Abbott's ban on schools requiring masks.

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Trevor Noah at the WHCA: “It is risky making jokes these days. I mean, we all saw what happened at the Oscars. I’ve actually been a little worried about tonight. What if I make a really mean joke about Kellyanne Conway… and then her husband rushes up on the stage and thanks me?”

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Candace Owens tried to get a COVID test in Aspen, CO, but was denied service (from a private facility) and received this email, and it’s the best thing I’ve ever read.

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WOW. On Saturday, California was powered just shy of 100% - 99.87% - by renewables, a record-breaker. Huge win for energy that is cheaper, cleaner, and safer.

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Brian Tyler Cohen

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So Trump's claim that Pelosi failed to call law enforcement on January 6 is undermined by the literal video evidence of Pelosi calling law enforcement.

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4 years

So that we’re clear, this is voter intimidation, and it’s illegal.

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As you can see here they are blocking the entrance to the voting site. #EarlyVoting #VA #FairFax

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Just so we're clear, Trump is staying silent on Nashville until he finds out whether the person responsible supports him or not.

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3 years

If you watch anything today...

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The post office is secure enough for millions of Americans to send taxes to the IRS every year, secure enough for the government to mail out $1,200 stimulus checks, secure enough to send credit cards and passports and drivers licenses... but not secure enough for ballots. Got it.

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@SenTedCruz You tried to disenfranchise every citizen of Pittsburgh by throwing out the election results in the entire state but sure, tell us more about how you’re looking out for the people of PA.

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Wow. Just... wow. @RepKatiePorter is so unbelievably good at this.

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NEW: Bed Bath and Beyond has dropped MyPillow amid CEO Mike Lindell’s support of Trump’s election fraud lies.

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5 years

Wow. Watch every second of this.

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Brian Tyler Cohen

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2 years

Mississippi doesn't have drinkable water. Texas doesn't have a working power grid. Florida doesn't have enough teachers. This is what happens when Republican leaders focus more on banning abortion, punishing LGBT teachers and suppressing votes than serving their constituents.

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Watch this. Trust me.

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BREAKING: Charles Booker wins the Democratic primary for US Senate in Kentucky.

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BREAKING: Two of the lawyers presenting arguments to the Supreme Court to block Biden's vaccine mandate have tested positive for COVID. Because of course.

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Nineteen families are buying child-sized caskets in Uvalde but I hope Ted Cruz is okay after being inconvenienced at lunch.

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I mean I hate Alex Jones but not as much as Alex Jones' lawyer hates Alex Jones.

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The Postal Workers Union is done fucking around.

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BREAKING: Emmanuel Macron defeats Marine Le Pen, remains president of France.

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But hey, thank God Republicans banned those books.

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Congratulations, Georgia Republicans. You just woke up every Democrat in the state-- and they will find a way to vote.

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders after her gubernatorial primary win: "We will make sure that when a kid is in the womb, they're as safe as they are in a classroom." Um.

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BREAKING: Dallas public schools will require students and teachers to wear masks in defiance of Governor Greg Abbott’s order barring districts from issuing mask mandates. More of this.

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NEW: 193 House Republicans just voted against lowering the cost of insulin. Every Democrat voted for the measure.

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BREAKING: A student has been arrested at Berkner High School in Richardson, Texas. There was an AK-47 and replica AR-15 rifle inside his vehicle.

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BREAKING: The European Parliament votes to give Ukraine candidate status in the European Union.

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Just made the most perfect ad for @JoeBiden 's campaign.

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BREAKING: President Biden is looking at different options to forgive most, if not all, federal student loan debt, per @CBSNews . The move could affect more than 43 million borrowers who hold more than $1.6 trillion in federal student loan debt.

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@IvankaTrump Goya fuck yourself.

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South Korea had 22 new cases yesterday. The United States had 29,465.

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“We’ve done more than South Korea and South Korea has done a good job but we’ve done more”

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I don’t get the argument that employers can’t afford to pay $15/hr. That’s the value of labor. If I can’t afford a Porsche, then I can’t get a Porsche. I don’t get to demand a discount on Porsches. If a business can’t afford labor, that’s on *the business,* not the labor market.

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BREAKING: California is now a PERMANENT vote-by-mail state. Every single active registered voter will now be mailed a ballot.

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Just a reminder that the person crafting national legislation stripping you of your reproductive rights, Lindsey Graham, has no children, no significant other, no family, but is perfectly content to tell you how and when you should have yours.

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The Trump campaign seriously just issued a cease and desist for this ad so I'm doing my part and sharing it as widely as humanly possible.

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Whoa. Pelosi is moving forward with a rules change to impose fines on lawmakers who refuse to go through the metal detectors at the entrance to the chamber. The first offense will be $5,000. The second offense will be $10,000. Fines deducted directly from Members' salaries.

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This might be the best thing I've ever watched. h/t @akajd31

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Hell of a week for Biden: -528k July jobs added -Unemployment at 3.5% (50-year low) -Zawahiri killed -CHIPS Act passes -PACT Act passes -Inflation Reduction Act deal -Gas hits 50+ day low (median US price below $4/gal) -Kansas protects abortion And he oversaw it all with COVID.

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So far, the Republican Party has banned abortion, books, history lessons, and Disney, because they really, really, really hate cancel culture.

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NEW: Both Georgia and Moldova apply to join the European Union.

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Beto O'Rourke just interrupted Greg Abbott's press conference. "You are doing nothing... this is on you!" Beto said.

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No more Bill Barr. No more Betsy DeVos. No more Stephen Miller. No more Jared Kushner. No more Ivanka Trump.

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2 years

Notice a trend?

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If you’re going to go on Fox, this is how you do it.

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Imagine paying $3 million just to be told you've lost again.

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Just wondering how many more times a Democratic president has to clean up the shitshow left by a Republican before we stop pretending that the GOP is in any way more capable of governing.

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NEW: Amid outcry following the Roe decision, Clarence Thomas condemns those who seek to “bully” government institutions into delivering the outcome that they want. As a reminder, his wife was in DC on January 6 seeking to bully Congress into delivering the outcome she wanted.

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BREAKING: Fox has canceled Lou Dobbs’ show.

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BREAKING: A judge has denied a request for Amazon to restore Parler.

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The most expensive Taco Bell burrito in Washington DC, where the minimum wage is already $15, costs $3.79.

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Any guesses as to why, in the last 24 hours, Republicans have voted against bills addressing the baby formula shortage, price gouging at the pumps, and domestic terrorism?

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And now you know why Fox didn't want to air this.

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Karen wore a mask for 45 minutes and now she's crying because she can't see strangers' faces or hold their babies.

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@SenTedCruz Also, Pittsburgh came out in support of the Paris Climate Agreement. Dear God you’re bad at this.

Pittsburgh fires back at Trump: we stand with Paris, not you

Trump said ‘I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris’ – but city’s mayor retorts: ‘We stand with the world and will follow the agreement’

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How about we dissolve the SpAcE FoRcE the second Joe Biden takes office and use the savings on stimulus checks for every American?

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A special fuck you to Susan Collins today.

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Amy Coney Barrett refuses to admit that a president can’t delay an election. She won’t say that voter intimidation is illegal. She can’t name the five freedoms guaranteed in the First Amendment to the Constitution. Not only is her nomination illegitimate, but she’s unqualified.

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Obama just urged mayors across the country to review use of force policies. He hasn't been president for three years and yet he's already done more in a 10-minute Zoom address than Trump has in the entire week since these protests started.

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Just trying to wrap my head around how many hours of wall-to-wall coverage we'd see on Fox News if Obama had been president when a bomb destroyed a full city block in the US and he disappeared all weekend to golf and didn't bother to even acknowledge that it happened.

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BREAKING: The House votes 414-9 in favor of a bill ensuring access to baby formula with low-income women, infants, and children (WIC) benefits during this shortage. All 9 NO votes were Republicans, including Boebert, Gaetz, Gohmert, Gosar, Massie, and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

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Not only did Obama win a Nobel Peace Prize, he could even spell it.

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Look I’m not saying that the reporting that Commander only bites Secret Service agents is true, I’m simply saying that here’s what happened when I met him.

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So the FBI planted classified evidence, but also Trump declassified that evidence that he never took, but also it's not even a big deal if he did take it because only one box was classified I mean declassified, but also even if he did have many boxes of classified documents...

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Whatever Don Jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle took together backstage, it was too much.

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Can’t even begin to imagine how many veterans’ lives Jon Stewart just saved.

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This is it. We found it. The dumbest tweet on this website.

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President @realDonaldTrump tours what Biden will do to America.

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Another day of watching a bunch of videos of people "shaking uncontrollably" from "taking the vaccine," which is an affliction that conveniently only impacts white Republicans from the United States.

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If you're complaining about a speech condemning fascism, it might be time for a long look in the mirror.

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And there it is. Fox News confirms the story that the White House has been denying all day. This thing's a done deal.

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