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3 years

Mad how Avatar, the highest grossing and most successful movie of all time, has literally no cultural footprint and no ongoing points of reference or debate. There aren’t even any notable quotes or memes. It’s like a billion dollars just appeared and then instantly disappeared.

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2 years

If my legal counsel rocked up in a wig with a million in ice on his fingers I would be so fucking excited for how many technicalities I was about to get off on.

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2 years

Off for a piss in Wetherspoons

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3 years

My favourite GP experience was when I went because of stress and he said, “Stress?! You wanna know stress?! Try studying medicine, in Bangladesh! Like I had to!” and I was just like lol fair one mate and went on my merry way to become a drug addict hospitalised by panic attacks.

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3 years

START GREALISH AGAINST ITALY YOU COWARD so we can see Chiellini try to play mind games with a man without a mind.

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3 years

“I would personally stay and fight the Taliban, with nothing but my wits and my bare hands” - 5’9 English journalist who calls the police when someone in a hoodie stands too close to his car.

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2 years

People like “OMFG I CANT BELIEVE JK ROWLING HAS ABLEISM IN HER WORK?!” like come on we all know somewhere in the lore there’s a wheelchair user called Rolly Knackeredspine stuck in Hogwarts at the bottom of that shifting staircase.

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2 years

People think the BBC is left wing because they have some black & Asian presenters. People think the BBC has a right wing bias because it’s directors and political editors are literal members of the Conservative party. Centrists think these are both the same opinion.

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3 years

Burnham says skateboarding, an activity which involves shattering your coccyx and arms every other week from the age of 9, “lacks the commitment” of other Olympic sports, which include skills such as ‘going to Oxford’ and ‘being a wealthy enough child to have indulged every whim’

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3 years

People have v strong opinions about this film I assumed nobody had an opinion of.

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3 years

Saw Ainsley Harriott in the smoking area of a club and asked him for a photo - he said, “on one condition...you dance with me when we go back inside”. Cut to me and the fellas dancing HARD with Ainsley Harriott and his gf for about two hours.

MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS.

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3 years

who was the ‘nicest’ celeb you’ve ever met?

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3 years

Your bird tags herself at A&E on Facebook with the caption “here again 😔”

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2 years

Asked my colleague if he had any weekend plans and he said “smokin’ doobies suckin’ boobies” and fired two imaginary guns in to the air

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2 years

@WFPunk The bouncer should have simply protested these comments at the ballot box

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2 years

A LAD IN WORK WHO IS NOT REMOTELY POLITICAL AND WOULDN’T KNOW A SHITPOST FROM HIS ELBOW CALLED KEIR STARMER “KERRY STRUMBO” AND WHEN I SAY THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES. KERRY FUCKIN’ STRUMBO.

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3 years

Since I found out Salt Bae is a Castro and Maduro stan I’ve decided his grift is a politically motivated bodying of rich people and I like him now.

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@papasombra

2 years

The thing is I agree that you shouldn’t take an actual baby to shows, it’s fuckin weird to do that, but because it happened to Matt Forde I will fiercely defend the right to take a baby to a show. That’s showbiz baby.

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3 years

Keir Starmer asks if you’re in to “hip hop” and then puts Rock DJ by Robbie Williams on the aux.

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2 years

@Birdyword This post may as well have just read “I get owned by drawings” lol

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3 years

Not ONE character in Dune is wearing a poppy?? And the kids are watching this filth???

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@papasombra

2 years

New starter with me today. Only a young lad, seems keen. Told me his main interests are prison abolition & football. LOVES lasagne but he hates Oswald Mosley. One of the most interesting range of opinions I’ve seen from a 21 yr old starting out in my game. Probation passed, kid.

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@papasombra

2 years

For real @mrjamesob let’s test this out. You come work for me for a shift and then I’ll come work for you. This is a genuine request, the people want to see it. My DMs are open.

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2 years

James O'Brien: I think my job is harder than manual labour. You could not do this for eight hours a day. @mrjamesob

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@papasombra

3 years

This evening my Nan (81) said she thinks mentioning preferred pronouns is “really good because it’s important to know how to make people comfortable”, later referring to trans people as “people who were given the wrong gender when they were first born”. Nan said trans rights.

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3 years

FRIENDLY TIP: If you offer someone a drink or some drugs and that someone says they don’t drink or do drugs I think a very good response is “ok fair enough”.

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@papasombra

2 years

Keir Starmer: “The Prime Minister is so washed up he may as well be doing the washing up! The washing up in [reading from notes] Los Pollos Hermanos! From Breaking Bad! Because, Mr Speaker, he is bad! And he’s breaking the trust of the British People!”

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@papasombra

3 years

@Keir_Starmer Sure fascism is bad, but booing is intolerable. I am a human rights lawyer.

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@papasombra

3 years

I saw footage of shell-shocked Palestinian babies being dug from smoking rubble in which their parents were dead but now I’ve seen a random car have a traffic cone thrown at it I totally understand the pain on both sides 🙏🏼

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@Eve_Barlow

3 years

Terrorism. Kensington, London. Zionism is not terrorism, as the sign says. This is. Why kensington? The Israeli embassy is there. It’s also the wealthiest part of London. Antisemites associate wealth with Jews. Not antizionists. Antisemites. You should care about this.

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3 years

Lmfao ok fellas you got me I’m on board

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3 years

This #insulatebritain member has glued himself to a police van.

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@papasombra

2 years

Keir Starmer [during sex]: I am having sex

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@JamesJWYork No lunch is important lmfao

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@papasombra

2 years

@bindelj @Waterstones @Docstockk Hi Julie I’m the cover supervisor for that branch of @waterstones and we absolutely did display the books but in the staff toilets where whoever got the most piss on them was given a £25 Argos voucher. I won and I bought my mum an ironing board xxx

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@papasombra

2 years

You may not like it but the story that Keir Starmer intentionally failed to prosecute Savile is based in more actual facts and evidence than any story pertaining to Corbyn being antisemitic.

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@papasombra

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Putting petrol in but the nozzle was bent a bit and wouldn’t fit in my car so I was getting really hot and angry and tryna jam it in, and the woman behind the counter who was about 18 said over the tannoy “Pump 5 have you fuelled a car before?”. I’ve genuinely never been so owned

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I personally like to think John Cleese, a privately educated Cambridge graduate who became a multimillionaire from doing whacky walks when there were two channels to choose from, will have a measured and reasoned response to cancel culture.

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@papasombra

2 years

A childhood friend got both of his legs broken and then thrown in to a canal, so his attackers could steal his headphones, literally 40 yards from where this picture is taken.

NeoTraditional Architecture Memes

@VicctorianChad

2 years

British people will be like “Me Town’s a fekin Hellhole” and the town in question looks like 💫Disneyland✨

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𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙

@papasombra

2 years

@Keir_Starmer You’d have suspended his party membership.

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𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙

@papasombra

2 years

This is a 28” TV

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This guy is very good on Telly

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@papasombra

2 years

Mrs sorts her underwear draws by “sexy” and “not sexy” but today it has fallen to me to put the laundry away. This is a minefield. There’s no long term win for me here.

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2 years

Hannah Ingram-Moore has revealed that her father, Sir Captain Tom Moore, would not want me specifically to pay a penny more in energy bills

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@papasombra

3 years

@robdelaney It’s a bit convoluted but I spend a lot of time in Liverpool where “Ya ma’s got a baldy head and collects footy stickers” is an all-time option

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@papasombra

2 years

Another young lad just approached me in work asking how he might get a start and EVERY TIME I have to tell them to stop listening to their parents and simply email a CV. Parents will have you thinking you can just wander around looking for a job in the year of our Lord 2022.

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@papasombra

2 years

Guys who have spent two years trying to convince me that wearing a mask for 40 seconds is detrimental to their respiratory health are now trying to convince me they could defeat advancing Russian forces in the arena of combat 👍🏼 👍🏼 👍🏼 👍🏼 👍🏼 👍🏼 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

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@papasombra

2 years

In Laura Alvarez, Jeremy Corbyn has a wife who apparently seems to genuinely love and support him and that’s why the Labour right can’t relate

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𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙

@papasombra

3 years

Very sad news about Sarah Harding but here’s a gentle reminder that cancer isn’t a “battle” you win or lose and those it takes don’t show any less fight than those who recover. Language really matters sometimes.

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@papasombra

2 years

Wayne Rooney testified under oath that Roy Hodgson told him Rebekah Vardy needed to calm down. Fuckin belter of a sentence.

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@papasombra

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If men got pregnant you’d have abortion booths in every big Asda right next to where you get your passport photo done

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