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the police in my hometown shot and killed a four year old child while responding to a domestic violence call. it's a small town, and nearly no one is talking about it. his name was Terrell Miller, and he deserved better.

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@LottieMoss damn even nepotism couldn't make you successful

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there's a pastor in my town who has been housing houseless people in several trailers since the 80s several testimonies from people about how he was integral in turning their lives around anyway, his christian congregation caught wind of it & made the city put a stop to it

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a majority of christians stay doing the exact opposite of what Jesus would do and i truly hope there is a biblical hell bc you're all going there

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@CantEverDie i might have been against murdering babies but then i was slightly inconvenienced by your protest so now i am pro murdering babies. i am a very good person.

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@kennedytcooper i was physically assaulted by a guy at a bar because i beat him at pool lol

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2 years

@culturemusicstr @Phil_Lewis_ She said this, just in British.

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3 months

so i read this awhile back & just reread it bc of the interest & he's been doing it since 2019 not the 80s idk where i got the 80s i had in my head that he'd been doing it for awhile & pulled a number out of my butt but here's the article pls don't dox me

Colorado church sues town over right to use RVs to shelter homeless

A Colorado church is suing the town of Castle Rock after the town said the church's use of RVs to shelter the homeless was a zoning violation.

www.cbsnews.com

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2 years

@danicabxo "what's wrong?" nothing this is just my normal self lacking the energy to be the bubbly person you prefer.

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3 months

throw back to when my son got fugggged up at the vet's

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9 months

@offbeatorbit infuriating. and if Mama bear did rightfully try and protect her cubs, she could've been euthanized and her cubs orphaned. it happens here all the time.

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this is the same hometown where i was pulled over on a near daily basis for some BS reason that was most definitely a DWB. the same home town where cops would stop me while i was walking and ask to see my ID.

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i am attaching a link to an article about the incident that also contains a link to a gofundme started by his family. i knew his mother. please share.

Fundraising underway for family of central Illinois boy, 4, killed in police shooting

In his obituary, Terrell Miller was remembered as someone whose intelligence and wit far surpassed his years.

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@bashfoal my childhood best friend has a mom like this. it's weird and awful.

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the same police department who sent a swat team armed with batons and zip ties to beat the shit out of students who were attending a yearly university block party.

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6 months

@billybrizzle420 hard agree and why are the bags so big when there's like 4 pieces in there

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3 months

@baheughgahuuuuh no, different area. must just be the norm.

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3 months

@rewindbuttonboy i mean the people he preaches to went to the city about it and they got him on some zoning violation

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2 years

@kennedytcooper i feel your pain. it's not fuckin fair. born too late for quaaludes, born too soon for interstellar space travel. 😩

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2 years

@RossiSongo i work in a shelter with cats and about 90 percent of them have special clauses dictating that they can not go to a home with children under 10. cats don't like kids idk. 🤷‍♀️

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no, i do not think any of the circumstances warranted killing this child. it's not surprising but it is disgusting that some of you do.

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muting this. i wanted it to get attention, & i knew i would get harassment & death threats as a result. i included the article so everyone can read all the details. idk how that translates into me hiding anything, but i understand that some of you are not very bright.

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@ILoveMyWife0007 Macomb, Illinois

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2 years

@DrBouncedatass @YCP4EVRRR And the more melanin we have the more we probably need to be on vitamin D supplements as well.

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@evauseb they're still protecting their identity

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4 months

hot dog summer in the city slather it with chili for an extra three fitty

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1 year

@_Anunnery i take great pleasure in knowing that any sort of person who would do something like this is living the worst life. i love knowing that nobody loves them.

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2 years

@fernandomunioz7 @_TheFigen respectfully, wtf is this

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@Undead_Tj i know been sitting on this for a bit now trying to decide if i wanna put myself out there and try and bring attention to this but now that i'm back here and am seeing about 12 cops every time i go anywhere in this tiny town, i've decided to try

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2 years

@philosophologon @moonlightmeows_ @RossiSongo cats really do give you several cues to let you know that they're not okay with what you are doing. if youre not equipped to pick up on their cues, then they will resort to biting/scratching. it's not like they can say "please don't pull my tail, tiny human"

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@VaderEats @linuskarp

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3 months

@how_do_i_pdf @offbeatorbit omg bestie a hit tweet 💗

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3 months

ketchup doesn't exist what are you putting on these bad boys?

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10 months

@feederofcats you're harming two cats when you adopt from a breeder imo the cat you could've adopted from the shelter and the cat that could have taken the previous cat's place

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@offbeatorbit i never comment when you talk about Rob because words are so hollow, but i feel compelled to tell you that you're both an inspiration and a beacon of true love. wishing nothing but the absolute best for you. ❤️

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1 year

@punished_cait 10 million or 2 hours of sexual harassment with no tip hrm

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2 years

@KyleKyFl @Netta_lynne @innergnmotion Kyle, do you often walk out of stores with more money than you went in with?

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9 months

@DiabolicalSpuds she's home feeding her kids, yaknow. i hate people.

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1 year

@punished_cait came to show my love for cool rock guy but looks like i gotta get in line

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@CannonballMcGee @CantEverDie correct yes, i am yes, i do

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1 year

might fuck around and adopt this little nugget

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7 months

white people stop using MLK to justify global black and brown oppression and genocide challenge: impossible

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@ecto_fun my boy shreds my arms whenever i touch the belly. so my arms get shredded 🤷

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11 months

@billybrizzle420 i condone bullying in this instance

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9 months

@buitengebieden am i the only one sad bc he killed that tree? 🥺

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2 years

@GL0RYPAINT @hotdogbiscuits Damn thats cold 🤣😭

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@TheWapplehouse

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10 months

@hello__caitlin they said

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2 years

@Msabella_333 @dailyinstavids She can wait a damn minute while I get my proposal.

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1 year

@JediNabber I just wanna talk to him.

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1 year

@Chinchillazllla i'm very sad to see you go, but i understand. i'm so sorry. all my love to you, Rufus, and Frost. see you on bluesky when i get there!

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2 years

@MarxistWonk r/piracy is a good place to stay up to date on domains. Fmovies is the site. Ublock origin is a browser extension for blocking ads.

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@emwils @prawn_meat I got my aunt a kindle for her birthday like she asked, and a few days later she looked me dead in the eyes and says "if I can't get any smut on here I'm gonna be disappointed" so I spent the next 2 days downloading every werewolf alpha erotica I can find

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@tacobort why not both

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3 months

y'all should stop posting your kid's pics on the internet

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What’s that one opinion you have on parenting…

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2 years

@briggityboppity i just hope she's okay. rant after rant after rant, and two news articles about someone who overcame her struggles to do the social thing of giving her neighbors chili in the first place. 💔 yeah, just hope Rufus and Frost are taking good care of her rn.

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1 year

@The_Acumen and people always ask you if you have any fun plans for the weekend like you didn't just do shit all week

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@ikigai_kel i don't think so. i think this has the potential to be one the best things to come out of your relationships with your mutual ex!

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2 months

may all your cool ranch doritos always look like this 🙏

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7 months

@evilrashida @punishedjules delete it forever then. never wanna see her again.

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2 months

probably not gonna be around much, friends. family stuff. please send good vibes and whatnot to my aunt who raised me. take care of yourselves. i'll be back when i can. 💗

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2 years

@KuneKuneRufus could we use this to cure cancer, AND grow antlers in people?

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11 months

@briggityboppity i like they find 2 subs w/ the same five people, both subs claiming to be the real sub

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1 year

@Chinchillazllla ok that explains animal crossing

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@JUNlPER never in my life have i rooted for the Zuck, but here we are

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2 months

spending some time with my other husband tn

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4 months

TWO flavor packets in my ramen let's fucking gooooo

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2 months

some of the most innovative ppl are stoners without something to smoke out of

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one of the line cooks kept asking me if i wanted to “hit the lemon” and i was like what are you talking about and we went outside for a cig and he showed me this

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1 year

@Derpatar @hardestrides me too hahaha i thought "oh that's nice so you don't accidently kill someone else"

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1 year

@WhackNicholson would you rather do battle with one gigantic Swiftie or 1000 little miniature Swifties?

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3 months

my retirement plan is to become a citizen of Norway and commit a non-violent crime that lands me in prison

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today's the big day. hopefully in 2 hours we will get the all clear, no cancer diagnosis we are wanting. 🙏

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no cancer 🥳

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2 months

taco bell used to be good and five dollar netflix used to be good and five dollars look what they've taken from us

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3 months

i don't think my cats even care that it's international women's day

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i have to go to the store just to get food for this bitch even tho she has like 10 different kinds. we are just out of the kind she wants to eat today

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hey y'all checking in i'm doing ok, hanging in there, i cry multiple times every day but it's ok my husband is a great support and rock and eventho we are a thousand miles apart, he's still with me

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@JJadxofficial @wapplehouse the blue stuff in tide pods.

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1 year

@wagonxburnerx i'm so sorry for your loss. your uncle deserved better. all of you deserve better.

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the issue with xanax is i can't drive when i take it and i only need it when i'm about to drive somewhere

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@NeuroDevo @Zetetes_MS @BrunswickPkTRA More guns, less trees.

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idk i think i love her

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11 months

oh so you'll spend six bucks on coffee but you won't throw your money into this hole?

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Netflix is opening up a hole that you can throw money into.

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@Chinchillazllla is this because of the chili?

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3 months

you'll never know the love of a cat who is also your son

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Your pets are not children. There is no such thing as a “dog mom” or “fur babies” or “four-legged children.” Just. Stop.

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@the_debijackson @ellle_em Ya but did ya fuck the groom?

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1 year

the amount of horrible shit i saw just trying to download some weezer 😩

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@JoshuaPHilll how can they even tell who is who with those crappy little pictures?

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2 years

@World0fEcho i love this show! don't expect anything to make sense, and don't expect any answers. just enjoy the quirky characters.

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1 year

@offbeatorbit i get it wrecks your mental health, but i just don't see how you could leave someone when they need you most unless you simply do not love them.

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@rennisaint1 @55mmbae the way he travels all the way across the country, battles a blizzard up a mountain, just to get axed in the chest right when he walks in the door was truly wrong of kubrick

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@how_do_i_pdf me last night with the duvet cover fr

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1 year

i have about seven wild squirrel friends who i can tell apart by their tails. this one is Nubbins. he's my best squirrelfriend.

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2 months

thank you guys for the well wishes. ily all so much. basically i am in the process of moving back to my home town to take care of my aunt as she's just been diagnosed with cancer for the third time. this time in her bones.

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2 months

probably not gonna be around much, friends. family stuff. please send good vibes and whatnot to my aunt who raised me. take care of yourselves. i'll be back when i can. 💗

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taking care of my bestie's dad's cat while he's at Jazz Fest in N'awlins (New Orleans) everyone meet Puddy she's a long haired tuxedo and just as sweet as can be 🥰

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9 months

people can't have hobbies anymore

Jennifer Lee Rossman #SaveLowerDecks

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Out of context, this looks like the most awkward kiss ever, they are just licking each other's tongues

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shitting in a Walmart (bathroom) things are ok 👍 better 👍👍 they no longer think my aunt has cancer and it's actually this secondary disease that ppl who had lung cancer can sometimes get that effects bone density. it's not osteoporosis, but it's similar

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3 months

when a dog poops and everyone is like "oh my goodness such a good boy" i want that for me

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@Imani_Barbarin i think they knew it had imploded the whole time and sensationalized random ocean noises, even out right lied about them being rhythmic but i don't trust any of them

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