Stassi Schroeder Clark @stassi Twitter profile

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Stassi Schroeder Clark

2 years

It’s a really good day. 💙 My book is officially OUT. If you haven’t already ordered it, feel free to. Or don’t, whatever you think. Okay cool, ttyl. #owmh

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Stassi Schroeder Clark

@stassi

6 years

Please be real. Please be real. Please be real.

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@BlackPressRadio

6 years

BIG NEWS: #KimKardashianWest SPIT on #TristenThompson #TristanThompson at hospital over #cheatig scandal #BlackTwitter #KUWTK #KimKardashian #KhloeKardashian #MomLife #KhloeBaby #CelebrityBabies #MomLife #LaniBlair

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5 years

OMG. I feel like Meghan Markle. 💍

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@stassi

5 years

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME JORDYN. Yea, I’m gif’ing myself. I’m angry.

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@stassi

5 years

Yesterday was the best day of my life. I love you so much it’s disgusting @iambeau . Can not thank @LisaVanderpump enough for making the night a freaking DREAM.

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@stassi

4 years

We’re all in agreement that we need to stay inside, wash hands, and that Carole killed her husband, right? #TigerKing

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@stassi

4 years

Getting engaged to Beau in a graveyard was the best moment of my life, but need to thank @LisaVanderpump for welcoming my family & friends into her home to celebrate after. It was already magical but she helped it go NEXT LEVEL (and so posh) ❤️

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@stassi

4 years

Beau thinks I weigh 103 lbs. It’s so cute.

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@stassi

4 years

I constantly get “bring back season 1 stassi” tweets. And when I do, y’all go calling me to the guillotine. Pick a lane, please.

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@stassi

4 years

All these ppl tweeting at Beau to “run” like he wasn’t aware I was psycho before now.

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@stassi

4 years

I’m willing to go back to waitressing at SUR for this quarantine to be over. Honestly— at this point, I’d pay to put on that SUR dress and clock in.

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@stassi

4 years

This feels like the time I quit Vanderpump rules, moved to New York and didn’t know what to do with myself.

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@stassi

4 years

I don’t even think I know how to socialize anymore. Once this is over, I’m going to be so weird at parties.

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@stassi

4 years

So planning a wedding that may be nonexistent is fun. Def recommend.

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@stassi

4 years

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@stassi

5 years

Y’ALL. I wrote a freaking book!!!!!!! People always say to write what you know. So obvs I wrote about what I know best — being basic. Next Level Basic is out April - AND you can preorder here: Like holy shit, holy shit. That’s my book!!!

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@stassi

5 years

Oh. My. Honored.

Columbus Zoo

@ColumbusZoo

5 years

😻New cats in town! Month-old clouded leopards are currently being hand reared behind-the-scenes by our expert animal programs team. The cats' names are Stassi and Beau after the cast of the TV show Vanderpump Rules!

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@stassi

4 years

I’m not good at responding to texts. This quarantine isn’t ideal. Everyone knows I’m not busy now.

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@stassi

4 years

Beau is on a group zoom chat of what looks to be about 40 people & it sounds like he’s the only one who’s been talking the whole time. Which means I’m marrying the guy who takes over zoom parties. I don’t know how to feel.

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@stassi

6 years

Ice pick + Tristan

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@stassi

5 years

Hi mom, I’m engaged & we found our hashtag. #FromDarkToClark

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@stassi

5 years

There’s no rule book for dealing with death/grief. I would implore everyone who’s attacking Lala to take a moment to digest that. #pumprules

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@stassi

4 years

Finally I can start watching the Bachelor again. 22 yr olds pretending they’re there to get married got really bore bore. Congrats @Clare_Crawley

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@stassi

6 years

Some do.

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@urhighhness

6 years

Does anyone actually like @stassi ?? #PumpRules

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@stassi

4 years

Now more than ever: an orgasm a day keeps depression away.

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@stassi

4 years

Brb, reworking my whole wedding look...

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@stassi

5 years

It was my grandmother’s favorite dress on me. Enjoy your night.

Nick ✨️

@MyCrownIsHeavy

5 years

@sur_rules @stassi @iambeau That purple dress is horrible.

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@stassi

5 years

Um. I’ll take the shark room. 🙋‍♀️ #RHONY

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@stassi

6 years

Yea, but why is Kim Kardashian in front of me?

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@wonbyte

6 years

@stassi Big time

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@stassi

6 years

HOW IS THIS A NEWS ARTICLE. GOD HELP US.

Kylie Jenner has just tried cereal for the first time with milk

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star baffled the internet on Tuesday night when she confessed that she's never felt the desire to pour the popular dairy liquid on her Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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@stassi

4 years

Girl, you were harmless. And watching that scene had me rolling. Whoever’s saying it’s inappropriate is a weirdo. @scheana

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@scheana

4 years

“About it”??? It was most definitely NOT about Nikolai. You ppl are disgusting for thinking this. He’s a kid I’ve watched grow up. How the hell else do you talk to a teenage boy at a dinner table? Should I have ignored him?

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@stassi

5 years

I literally have never cared about sports. Never owned a Saints shirt. I knew nothing about football until I met Beau. Loving your hometown has zero to do with a sports game. Sit your ass down.

Butterfly Fairy

@btrflyfairy21

5 years

Fuck that Stassi! Remember where you came from. Be a woman that doesn’t change who you are for a man, for once. I bet you only like his type of music too. #SoDisapointed #FairWeatherFans #WhoDatNation

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@stassi

4 years

Day 7263. Pounds gained 7263.

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@stassi

4 years

“Best selling bitch”. Write it on my tombstone. #PumpRules

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@stassi

5 years

After seeing “she can put down the food”... I’m disgusted, repulsed and weirded the eff out. #pumprules

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@stassi

6 years

I legitimately credit you, @chrissyteigen for keeping me employed. I bend the knee to you.

chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

6 years

Tip: If you love a show, talk about it while it’s still on the air. Help them out. Hype them up. Like me and pump rules. You think that shit is ever getting cancelled? That shit is never getting cancelled

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@stassi

4 years

Beau and I got in our first quarantine fight yesterday... over the size of the TV. I also got my first quarantine hangover today. And it’s April 1st. Just been sitting around thinking lots of “firsts”. This is the lamest tweet ever.

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@stassi

5 years

Our engagement photos, bitches!!! ⁦ @iambeau ⁩ ⁦ @people ⁩

See Vanderpump Rules Star Stassi Schroeder and Fiancé Beau Clark's 'Chic AF' Engagement Photos

The reality star, podcast host and author exclusively confirms to PEOPLE that the couple will wed in Rome, Italy

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@stassi

4 years

I haven’t worn a bra in almost a month now. So gonna need another breast lift ASAP.

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@stassi

5 years

I’m not sorry. They should probably step it up. @iambeau

Beau Clark

@iambeau

5 years

I’m sorry to all the boyfriends out there who’s girlfriends have seen this video on IG and have been giving you guys grief! I did not mean to set the bar sooo high as an IG BF. To the men out there... Can you please forgive me?!

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@stassi

5 years

I’m deceased. 😂😂😂⚰️⚰️⚰️

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@stassi

4 years

Sonja’s toaster oven would really come in handy right now.

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@stassi

7 years

Dear ppl who cyber bully reality "villains", your favorite shows would be canceled if everyone sat around holding hands. You're welcome.

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@stassi

5 years

That’s comforting.

Jax

@mrjaxtaylor

5 years

Safe travels on your book tour @stassi I’ll take of @iambeau don’t worry. 👍🏼👨🏻🧔🏻

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@stassi

4 years

Surprise vs mental heath.

Bravo

@BravoTV

4 years

The ring is coming— @stassi just needs to be patient! #PumpRules

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@stassi

6 years

Me waking up to the Meghan Markle baby announcement after spending the last two days convincing everyone around me she was preggers.

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@stassi

4 years

Everyone looks so chic & put together in their self-quarantine photos/videos/736384 live IG stories and I’m over here looking like Gollum in pizza stained sweatpants.

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@stassi

6 years

Models who post about their photo shoots in exotic locations with the caption “just another day at the office” need to be weeded out.

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@stassi

5 years

Today’s the day!!!! #jaxgotitwright

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@stassi

5 years

Doing my best to let the last ten years of my dating experiences go. Work in progress. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Sarah

@SarahWithanH55

5 years

Everyone hating on @stassi but I find it refreshing to see someone be so vunerable about their insecurities and to have a partner that responds in a caring, respectful, yet honest manner. #VanderpumpRules

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@stassi

4 years

That cross is made out of my grandmother’s costume jewelry. Didn’t realize that meant I’m no longer allowed to swear. Go watch Tiger King, Kathy.

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@stassi

5 years

NBD just casually spending my Saturday afternoon living vicariously through every single housewife’s IG story. @BravoTV

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@stassi

5 years

True dat.

Beau Clark

@iambeau

5 years

Shout out to all @stassi exes for messing up! #HappyValentines to ME! 🐻💘💎

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@stassi

5 years

My grandma’s crew. Her version of the Witches of WeHo. Every single Saturday, they’d get their girl group together for mass and a girls’ dinner. That’s commitment to the girls club. I’m so honored to have filled in for my grandma, at least for a moment.

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@stassi

6 years

I just woke up from a nightmare where I was wearing these and I’m shook.

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@stassi

4 years

Ugh. I’m embarrassed that I’m triggered by show stuff when there’s much more important shit going on right now. Seriously, feel free to judge me. I’m judging myself.

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@stassi

4 years

I need to know if Sonja is quarantined with her interns. Can we check on them?

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@stassi

4 years

My backup lightest foundation is now too dark for my skin. Fuck.

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@stassi

5 years

My favorite reason yet

denise 🌺

@dstat74

5 years

@stassi I ordered your book because I really want you and Beau to get a house with AC.

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@stassi

4 years

If you really need a high-5, you can ask. I’m in the other room. @iambeau

Beau Clark

@iambeau

4 years

What if I have some crazy disorder from missing Hi-5’s so much, that it turns sexual for needing that human contact... with a good POP 🙏🏼💥!? I just NEED that right now. Ugh

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@stassi

5 years

#PumpRules is BACK—don't miss the season premiere Tuesday, January 7th and 9/8c on @BravoTV !

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@stassi

6 years

Um @chrissyteigen for president. If she can get The Backstreet Boys lyrics figured out, what else could she do?

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@stassi

4 years

When this is over, pretty sure my dogs aren’t going to know how to function when we leave the house.

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@stassi

5 years

Real talk. Do I need to make an IG account for my hair extensions

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@stassi

5 years

You love it.

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@stassi

5 years

Really down to do this whole law school thing with Kim K. I feel like I’d totes be a great running mate. Ranch and wine for all! #2028

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@stassi

4 years

My thoughts on this episode: if I didn’t have such oversized non-supported boobs, I too would go sans “breast prison” EVERY DAMN DAY. @dayna_kathan 🙌

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@stassi

4 years

I thought my fake chin was now part of my DNA? Bummer.

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@mansplainforyou

4 years

Does Stassi know that if she has kids, they will all have the ugly features she paid so much to get rid of? @stassi #VanderpumpRules

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@stassi

7 years

This Bachelor in paradise shit better not be true. You can't take this from me.

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@stassi

5 years

My bro, my dad and my Beau. ❤️

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@stassi

4 years

I just don’t get why I can’t buy eggnog all year round.

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@stassi

5 years

Oh em gee. I was such a little baby c*nt. Lol.

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@misogul

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Me IRL @stassi

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@stassi

4 years

I would cut off a finger to make small talk with someone.

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@stassi

5 years

My headscarf though. ❤️

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@stassi

4 years

Why does this feel like a good time to cut my own bangs.

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@stassi

5 years

PRIDE bitchessssssss!! 🌈

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@stassi

7 years

#PumpRules

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@stassi

5 years

Friendly reminder I’m infuriated with both parties. Yes, this still has me shook.

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@stassi

5 years

I got whozits and whatzits galore, bitches.

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@stassi

4 years

Totally thought I was an introvert until now.

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@stassi

5 years

Oh my lord!!!!!

Good Morning America

@GMA

5 years

We can’t get over these baby clouded leopards from the @ColumbusZoo named after #PumpRules stars @stassi and @iambeau !

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@stassi

4 years

So intermittent fasting hasn’t been going well this week.

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@stassi

4 years

Sign me up.

Lifetime

@lifetimetv

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Hey @stassi we heard you like Lifetime movies? 😈🔪 Well, here's one you would DIE for! 👀

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@stassi

4 years

This twitter feud thing is new for me. Is this what it feels like to be @mrjaxtaylor ? Lol ... quarantine life is getting weird.

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@stassi

7 years

This is what I was planning on wearing at my future inauguration. Damnit @MELANIATRUMP , it's perfect. 💙💙💙

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@stassi

6 years

At airport, just heard someone yell “princess”, and I just realized that I actually physically turned around to answer. #noshame

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@stassi

4 years

Stay strong.

HBiC

@oheezy

4 years

Watching Beau propose to @stassi just stopped me from texting my ex. Thank you 💕

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@stassi

5 years

That aperol spritz though

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@housewivesguy

5 years

New Season 8 intro looks! @stassi @mrjaxtaylor @BNCartwright and a bow-tied @iambeau , of course! #PumpRules

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@stassi

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Question: what would you call this style? I’m into it. A lot. And I don’t know how to describe it. I feel like a moron, but help me pleaseeee

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@stassi

5 years

Love my hometown, but I love my relationship more.

Beau Clark

@iambeau

5 years

Who Dat?! That’s @stassi repping the @RamsNFL !!!! #RamsNation

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@stassi

5 years

No one talk to/call/text/email me for at least a week. #GamefThrones is the best show in the history of the world.

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@stassi

6 years

Alrightttt. New podcast episode up. With my beau. #straightupwithstassi

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@stassi

4 years

I love Kim. I love Kanye. I love TSwift. Please don’t make me choose. I can’t take anymore stress at this point.

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@stassi

6 years

I’m so sorry @mrjaxtaylor . Your dad was such a wonderful man. And I feel honored to have known him. Thinking of your family.

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@stassi

4 years

Correction: jewelry is all that fits me right now.

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@stassi

5 years

Today is my birthday, but yesterday was my baby sister’s wedding. And it was the best freakin day ever.

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@stassi

5 years

Blurry ass drunken photo from the night we got engaged. Love it, won’t delete later.

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@stassi

5 years

NO FREAKING CAPTION NEEDED

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@stassi

5 years

Freaking FINALLY. I’ve been trying to manifest this for YEARS.

Netflix

@netflix

5 years

Grab your bikes and find your best friends because "Now and Then" will be available to stream on Netflix US starting August 1

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Let’s get something straight. Marina del Rey is gorge. The shade isn’t about the location, it’s about the time it takes to get there. And I’m jaded, so there’s that.

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