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Bringing weekly commentary & analysis on #RHOC #RHONY #RHOA #RHONJ #RHOBH #RHOM #RHOP #RHOSLC + #SummerHouse | Contact: thathousewivesguy @gmail .com

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“I will not have mutual friends with him. So I’m not longer your friend.” ARIANA MADIX QUEEN OF BOUNDARIES🩷 #PumpRules
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Sorry haters, I’ll never understand the criticism that @erikajayne doesn’t show her real life on #RHOBH — we’ve seen her hometown, her past as a go-go dancer, her career, her marriage, a starring role in Broadway and yes, creating her fantasy through the lens of Erika Jayne💎💎💎
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@housewivesguy
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Consider this the official launch of my grassroots “Justice for Kiko” campaign #BelowDeckMed
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I’ll just say it’s rich to call @JGSchneid stingy WHILE she’s hosting an entire Hamptons vacation for you for...free #RHONJ
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Complain all you want, but I’d rather have Housewives with bizarre, harshly-lit Zoom confessionals than no Housewives at all😰🍎 #RHONY
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@housewivesguy
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4 years
Wow, it just hit me that @DorindaMedley leaving #RHONY also means no more Blue Stone Manor, no more Fish Room and no more Berzerkshires😭😭😭
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The Princess of Potomac is pregnant!!🌸🌸🌸 #RHOP
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@housewivesguy
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5 months
The weirdest part about @monicangarcia getting anonymous DMs about @angiekatsanevas is that her casting hadn’t been confirmed to the public during filming, so why would some rando be sending her tea in the first place?❄️🤨 #RHOSLC
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@housewivesguy
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Will you miss @iammrssamuels on this season of #RHOP ??🌸🌸🌸
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@housewivesguy
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BRAVO to @SonjatMorgan @TinsleyMortimer and @DorindaMedley for shutting that comment down and jumping in to defend Dennis’ memory #RHONY
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@housewivesguy
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From the moment she arrived, Noella sucked all the oxygen out of the trip and made everything about her. It’s getting insufferable quick…🙄🍊 #RHOC
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I will never, ever for the life of me understand how so many people automatically jump to the conclusion that @erikajayne is some kind of complicit mastermind and had full and total knowledge of all of Tom’s legal and financial dealings.💎💎💎 #RHOBH
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I have to give it to @DrNicoleMartin , this disinvite was a grade-A Housewives move if I���ve ever seen one🪞🦩 #RHOM
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@housewivesguy
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4 months
“I helped bring this show to Utah.” 👑 @LisaBarlow7 reminding the girlies they all have her to thank for their snowflakes❄️ #RHOSLC
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@housewivesguy
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8 months
I see, so you immediately believe @HeatherDubrow was trashing you behind your back but when it turns out it was actually Tamra, it “probably wasn’t malicious” and is still somehow Heather’s fault. Noted. #RHOC
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@housewivesguy
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3 years
How did... @dandrasimmons ...become the...bad guy in all this? She was the one who was mistreated, attacked and yes, bullied, not the other way around... #RHOD
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How would you rate Leah’s freshman season as a Housewife?? #RHONY 🍎🍎🍎
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@housewivesguy
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7 days
Sandoval calling Rachel, whom he claimed to love *so* much that he was willing to blow up his entire life, a “f**king coward” is just more proof positive that he’s an emotionally abusive narcissist who can’t handle when any woman slips out from under his control #PumpRules
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@housewivesguy
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2 years
HELLO KYLE!😍😍😍 #RHOBH
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@housewivesguy
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6 months
If there’s one thing #WinterHouse knows how to deliver, it’s an interchangeable blonde newbie we’ll likely never see again after the season finale☃️👱🏼‍♀️
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@housewivesguy
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4 years
As an OG Potomac stan, I’ll say it again: if you don’t watch #RHOP , you’re not a real Housewives fan and that’s a hill I’m willing to die on. You’ve had three extra months to get caught up — don’t miss out on the best franchise we’ve got🌸🌸🌸
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@housewivesguy
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6 years
My favorite @Andy reunion-ism of all time is whenever he goes in on a 'Wife by starting a sentence with "With all due..." #RHOBH
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@housewivesguy
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5 years
Major props to @TinsleyMortimer for putting the Harry/Ramona make out on blast #RHONY
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4 years
“Do you care more about what’s being said about you or what’s being said about Denise?” @SuttonBStracke coming through with the important questions! #RHOBH
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@housewivesguy
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5 months
She really was the MVP of the entire girls trip🍎💋 @KristenTaekman #RHUGT #RHONYLegacy
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3 years
"I'm not a regular step-mom, I'm a cool stepmom" - @whitneywildrose , probably #RHOSLC
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@housewivesguy
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6 years
“YOU KNOW IT’S NOT GOING WELL IN YOUR FAVOR IF EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU’RE A HOOKER”😱😱 The season finale of #SouthernCharm is next week and I can👏🏼not👏🏼wait👏🏼 #HiAshley @KathrynDennis @Pataltschul
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4 years
Did the #RHOBH editors seriously not think viewers would catch Amelia Gray wearing two different hats in her scene with @lisarinna last night??🧐🤨🤔
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In the long run, @TheRealCamilleG ’s wedding is more important than an argument over a Radar Online article. @lisarinna is right: you show up. #RHOBH
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@housewivesguy
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3 months
Forever Queen of Beverly Hills, argue with a wall😘💎🤍 #RHOBH
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@housewivesguy
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2 years
The true Princess of Potomac👑🌸 #RHOP
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@housewivesguy
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4 years
Bravo Moments I’m Thankful For (2019 Edition): A Thread 1. The bright light that is @stephhollman continuing to share her mental health journey with so much grace, compassion and vulnerability on #RHOD
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@housewivesguy
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3 years
Do you agree that Hannah uses buzzwords like “toxic masculinity” to position herself as the victim? #SummerHouse
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3 months
Who remembers this moment from #RHUGHT S3?? Interesting…🤔🤔🤔 #LeahMcSweeney
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@housewivesguy
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It's been 24 hours & I still haven't recovered from last night's #RHOBH @KyleRichards @doritkemsley1 @lisarinna @eileen_davidson @erikajayne
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2 years
Already deeply, deeply invested in Noella’s divorce drama over here… #RHOC 🍊🍊🍊
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@housewivesguy
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3 years
I can confirm I have seen the first 3 minutes of the #RHOSLC premiere and I actually cannot breathe🤐😱❄️
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@housewivesguy
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. @MeredithMarks0 says after a three hour lunch with @TheRealJenShah , @JennieNguyenLuv *finally* admitted all the racist and terrible Facebook posts were, indeed, hers❄️❄️ #RHOSLC #BravoCon
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@housewivesguy
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2 months
Real talk: do we think Billie Lee is using Sandoval to get back on camera? #PumpRules
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4 years
Do you agree with @DENISE_RICHARDS that @lisarinna should’ve given her a heads up as a close friend about the @BrandiGlanville rumor before she was blindsided at dinner?💎💎💎 #RHOBH
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3 months
No one — and I mean NO ONE — dresses for a reunion quite like @Guerdydesign 🦩🫶🏼 #RHOM
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@housewivesguy
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I speak for millions of people when I say we LOVE the girl you see in the mirror @stephhollman !! You’re such an inspiration⭐️⭐️ #RHOD
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@housewivesguy
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7 years
Peggy. Sweetie. You're being followed around by a camera crew. You don't need to actually record your own scenes. #RHOC
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@housewivesguy
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As someone who’s looked up to @Andy since my days as a closeted teenager, it’s so inspiring to see the stable, successful, happy life he’s created as an out gay man...that just got a little more fulfilled👨‍👦Welcome to the world baby Ben! You’re going to have one hell of a dad♥️👶🏼
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@housewivesguy
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6 years
If you had told me eight years ago that @KyleRichards would one day be a bridesmaid in @TheRealCamilleG ’s wedding, I would’ve said “you’re such a f**king liar!” My fave OGs have come so far💎 #RHOBH
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3 years
Turns out, the employee who stole from @MeredithMarks0 ’s store was also a former Beauty Lab employee whom @heathergay29 fired for stealing after being reported by…Jen😱🤯💸❄️ #RHOSLC
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@housewivesguy
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2 years
“Your father’s alive, mine is DEAD. Keep asking about it!” Things get even uglier between @MeredithMarks0 & @whitneywildrose next week…😬😬😬 #RHOSLC
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“If you don’t want to talk to me now, I guess I’m gonna have to tweet about it later”😂😂😂 @TheRealCamilleG is queen and that’s that. #RHOBH
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A wedding in two days with a buffet and a dress showing up the day before? @DENISE_RICHARDS is officially the most low maintenance Housewife in Beverly Hills history #RHOBH @BravoTV
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No savings. No credit cards. No access to any finances. I’m stressed about how Noella’s paying for this extra dirty martini and Brussels sprouts… #RHOC
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Sorry ladies, but nothing will ever top @Bethenny ’s impression of @ramonasinger picking up the man in the red scarf😂🧣🍎 #RHONY
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@housewivesguy
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5 years
#WWHL perfection from 👑Camille of Grammer, patron saint of Beverly Hills @TheRealCamilleG #RHOBH
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@housewivesguy
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2 years
Did no one think to stop and tell Noella (or production) that she was basically plagiarizing 👑 @LizzieRovsek ’s tagline from S9??🍊🍊 #RHOC @BravoTV @evolutionusa
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@housewivesguy
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7 years
Let me get this straight. @Bethenny is the one who's attitude is unacceptable?? #RHONY
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@housewivesguy
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3 years
Do you think @karybrittingham has been bullying @dandrasimmons this season? Whose side are you on? #RHOD
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Wow this @TinsleyMortimer retrospective is actually making me emotional...We’ll miss you, It Girl!❤️🍎 #RHONY
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Calling all #RHOD fans: want to get Dallas ratings above 1M? Try inviting a friend to watch - this week I converted my aunt who has only watched #RHOC for the last 12 years. Let’s get people hooked on the show! #DontSleeponDallas
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I could watch @Bethenny ride the Ramonacoaster for a hundred more seasons #RHONY @ramonasinger
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@housewivesguy
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5 years
One thing I appreciate most about @erikajayne as a Housewife is that she’s always willing to move forward and give a newbie a second chance after a bad first season #RHOBH
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5 years
Let’s be real clear: @TeddiMellencamp has done much more for Vanderpump Dogs than host “a couple” of measly fundraisers “here and there” #RHOBH
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@housewivesguy
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5 years
Truly the last thing I expected to see in the trailer was my loves @lisarinna & @TheRealCamilleG fighting over Brett Kavanaugh #RHOBH 💎💎💎
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@housewivesguy
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3 years
Yes, I’ve seen tonight’s #RHOSLC . No, I’m not giving anything away. But yes, it lives up to expectations❄️💁🏼‍♂️💅🏼
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3 years
👑Olivia Aydin IS the moment @JenniferAydin #RHONJ
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5 years
If there’s one thing we learned tonight, it’s that @TheRealCamilleG is anything but a “f**king liar” #RHOBH
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@housewivesguy
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2 years
Highkey obsessed with this friendship between queens @IamSheree & @KenyaMoore though👑👑🍑 #RHOA
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@housewivesguy
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6 years
If you thought: - #RHOP had a breakthrough season - #RHOM deserved better - #RHOC needs more drama - nothing compares to #RHONY - #RHOBH went in circles about stemware - #RHOA was too toxic - you can't wait for #RHONJ Watch #RHOD tonight. Whatever you do, #DontSleeponDallas !
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@housewivesguy
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8 months
Was last night's gang-up on Erin justified? I don't think the poor girl deserved it🍎 #RHONY
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@housewivesguy
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6 years
Ok @CaryDeuber ’s impression of @KamWestcott pushing @dandrasimmons ’ dashboard of buttons is hilariously spot-on #RHOD
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3 years
Not Jen referring to @MeredithMarks0 ’ store as a “little 200-square-foot swap meet”!!!😬🥶❄️ #RHOSLC
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@housewivesguy
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1 year
I’m just going to say it: this S13 look from @JenniferAydin might actually be my favorite cast photo of…all time?!? #RHONJ
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7 years
"Let me explain!" "It's taking a long time." Once again @MeghanKEdmonds drops the mic, I'm dead😂 #RHOC
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@housewivesguy
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5 years
Stephanie sharing her story about suicidality and depression was the most powerful part of this season. Thank you again, @stephhollman , for your vulnerability and for tearing down the shame around the stigma #RHOD
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Been waiting seven months to see this perfection on screen @doritkemsley1 and it did NOT DISAPPOINT💎💅🏼 #RHOBH
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This. A million times this. Unless you grew up Mormon and gay...or Black...or marginalized in any way, it’s impossible to understand how much it means to hear someone in your community say what literally no one else will. Thank you @heathergay29 😭🙏🏼💜🏳️‍🌈 #RHOSLC
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4 years
#RHONJ S10 Reunion fashion! The theme was “Shimmer and Shine” and @JenniferAydin gets my vote for best of the bunch😍Which ‘Wife has your favorite look??
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@housewivesguy
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2 years
Queen of The Quiet Woman🍊 #RHOC
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Do you agree with @SuttonBStracke that @doritkemsley1 threw her under the bus tonight?💎💎 #RHOBH
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@housewivesguy
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4 years
Sneak peek at @GarcelleB new confessional look next week! #RHOBH
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@housewivesguy
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DON’T COME FOR THE HOUSEWIVES, HONEY🖤
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I think all season long @doritkemsley1 's personality & sense of humor were both misconstrued and taken the wrong way. I get her. #RHOBH
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I can’t think of another new Housewife who’s ever been as universally loved as 👑 @heathergay29 . This conversation with her girls is so brave, so vulnerable and so important. She’s the best mom and I just adore her♥️😘❄️ #RHOSLC
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Do you believe @JenniferAydin ’s claim that @MargaretJosephs threw @melissagorga ’s husband under the bus off camera in Lake George? #RHONJ
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@housewivesguy
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4 years
Can already tell I stan this trio together🍎🍎🍎 #RHONY
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@housewivesguy
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7 years
You haven't eaten since yesterday because you threw a tantrum and locked yourself in your room for 24 hours🙄 #RHOC
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@housewivesguy
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7 years
It needs to be said: #SouthernCharm is the best thing on @Bravotv right now @cameraneubanks
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@housewivesguy
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2 years
👊🏼THANKSGIVING 2021 - NJ EDITION👊🏼 “Merriam-Webster, where you at??” This Thanksgiving, I’m grateful I got to watch @JenniferAydin deliver one of the most entertaining reunion performances of the year by singlehandedly taking on three of her cast mates at once😂 #RHONJ
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@housewivesguy
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5 years
May the Harry Dubin drama never die #RHONY
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My vote for best dressed at the #RHOD Reunion is a toss up: @stephhollman ’s look is pure perfection but @dandrasimmons ’ gold power suit is the look I would choose to rock on a Reunion couch⭐️⭐️⭐️
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@housewivesguy
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Fact: @TheRealCamilleG should’ve been on the couch for the entire reunion. That’s all. #RHOBH
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3 years
Beyoncé - Drunk in Love (2013) #WinterHouse
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6 years
Let’s get one thing straight: @CaroleRadziwill never said a single negative thing about B until the awkward tension boiled over into a full-blown feud. Even then she was only ever reacting to what was being said about her. Radzi’s allowed to react #RHONY
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7 years
Three cheers for @BNCartwright being added to the cast photo! #PumpRules
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7 years
Haven't seen a single minute of this season but you better believe I'll be watching the finale tonight solely for my girl @Kimzolciak #RHOA
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@housewivesguy
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Are you planning to watch S15 of #RHOC without @vgunvalson & @tamrajudgeOC ??😑😑😑
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