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I'm dictating the future of sexual culture with an iron fist. Non-Binary. They/Them.

ABQ, NM
Joined November 2014
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Drag Shows are not inherently sexual but Child Beauty Pageants 100% are, hope this helps!
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Literally how can you be opposed to this
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Can't stop thinking about how the 7th largest pyramid in the world is a Bass Pro Shop
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Remembering this incredible moment in history
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Don't let them tell you "there's no money for public services"
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Why should you believe in something there's no evidence for?
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JUST ONE MORE LANE BRO I PROMISE ONE MORE LANE WILL FIX EVERYTHING ONE MORE LANE BRO PLEASE I SWEAR ONE MORE LANE
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The death of Queen Elizabeth keeps us right on schedule
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Now THIS is efficiency!
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"Who's gonna do your maintenance if you don't have a landlord?" The same maintenance workers the landlord calls except now I will call them.
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It's perfect
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U.S. Foreign Policy:
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This is what a dystopia looks like
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The fact that CHESS is divided into gendered leagues should tell you something about the real history and reasons behind the gender division of sports. Men are scared of being made to look inferior to women.
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Only capitalism could make "infinite electricity" a problem
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Curious!
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"Willing to cross a picket line" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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This unsettles me more than I thought it would
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Landlords, ever tried working like the rest of us?
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Rich people don't snitch on each other, the rest of us should take a lesson
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The crown is weak now is our chance
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Being an ally is literally this easy
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This is completely unhinged
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My friend said "Fahrenheit is how people feel. Celcius is how water feels. Kelvin is how the molecules feel." and I can't stop thinking about how much sense this makes
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Share the they/them kitten to make a transphobe cry
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Under Communism we would only have 1 kind of USB cable
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Pride month reminder that Star Trek taught us the perfect way to react to a friend's transition almost 20 years ago
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Service workers should be allowed to beat the shit out of any customer that touches them inappropriately with no consequences. You do not have the right to other people's bodies just because they work in the service industry.
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Blaming people with asthma, people whose conditioned is worsened by pollution, for climate change is a new level of deranged
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Deeply entranced by the "America" section at this Irish grocery store
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I'm sorry, you'll do what?
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Can't believe the wokes added a political message to GTA smh
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The landlords are making memes y'all
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"Generational Wealth" isn't just inheriting a pile of money, it's also things like whose parents are able to help you pay your first deposit on a rental, whose parents can help you out when your car stops running, whose parents can just send you food when you're low
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I think we should hear from a Bottom official as well so we get the whole story
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Being an ally is literally this easy
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They took the mask all the way off while they were writing this one holy shit
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Great economic system!
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Everyone knows how to use singular they when they want to
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Just a quick reminder
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can't believe someone thought this was an insult to socialism when they drew it
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LOL THEY ACTUALLY DID IT WE LIVE IN A WORLD RUN BY BABIES
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We can move Sauron to the left
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No more modern nonsense, return to tradition
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Ok then why don't CEOs take their bonuses in pizza
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Uh oh, your two least favorite people are fighting
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Libertarian babies
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Can anyone explain why the Times crossword is a swastika on the first day of Hanukkah
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You ever turned Barack Obama's signature on its side before?
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It's funny how they only get mad when this happens in one direction
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What a joke
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The existence of a Chicago style hot dog implies the existence of an MLA style hot dog
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what do you think of my new shirt
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You're telling me Europeans don't know which state this is??
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There is no limit to the depravity of golfers
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We are literally just trying to exist
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before Pete after Pete as Transit sec: as Transit sec:
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If "violence is never the answer" then defund the military
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Real brain genius hours
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To all the people who say "Abolish the police? What would you do if a major crime occurred" Yesterday I was the victim of a scary crime, the cops had ot be called for insurance reasons. They let the guy go and he came back to my house already trying to do it again.
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Can we please test this theory?
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This is how you shoot your neighbor
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Bluesky's content moderation settings are really comprehensive
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Share the non-binary lion to make a transphobe cry
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Don't be fooled
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Hostile and cruel society
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Ok so I've spent some time investigating it and I think there's a really good chance that the reason the conservative beer grift guy is being so cagey about where the beer comes from is there's a good chance it's being brewed in an Anheuser-Busch owned facility lol
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I feel sorry for the dick measuring lady. How could she have known her viral moment would get completely swallowed up by pussy phrenology
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The liberal method of dealing with fascism:
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Completely unviable economic system
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It is completely insane that this was considered "comically obese" in the 90s
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Someone recently asked to my solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict so I came up with something that I think is fair to everyone involved
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Guarantee Tim Pool shot his own kitchen and is now trying to blame it on the "wokes"
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Did he just RIP Jeffrey Epstein???
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Most intelligent capitalism defender
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Nothing says "healthy, normal society" like saddling a 7 year old with debt
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Congratulations Gen Z, you're old enough now that the news can blame everything on you now
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A TERF on the Montana house floor admits that she'd rather watch her kid k*** themselves than provide gender-affirming care These are the people who say they're "protecting children"
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It's extremely wild how these two women politically Freaky Friday'd after this and Dasha is now a weird trad conservative but the woman interviewing her is now an openly bisexual socialist
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If only there had been anything about Rick & Morty as a show to warn us the creators might not have very positive attitudes towards women
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Sweet
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Whenever I see "88" in a username
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There are only 2 elements in the universe, believing it's more complicated than that because of a few exceptions is ridiculous!
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The whole "archaeologists will call you a man when they find your bones!" thing is so funny cause if an archaeologist found my bones next to a bunch of objects that don't typically conform to my gender they'd be like "ooh there's a story here!" because that's what they do
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Literally we are trying to improve your lives lol
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The three genders
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Employers don't pay enough for you to get healthcare but demand you go get healthcare to prove you need a day off
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Become Ungovernable
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Maybe it's not entirely fair but I will always associate this sort of behavior, even as a joke, with a type of privilege I don't understand. As a child, I knew if I destroyed any of my nice things they simply would not be replaced and I am very delicate with my stuff to this day
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What game makes you rage like this? 😳
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Framing the USPS as a failing business as opposed to a great public service that doesn't need to be profitable is propaganda
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The juxtaposition of these two headlines is really something else
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Everyone knows how to use the singular they/them and you're just pretending not to
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The problem with capitalism is eventually you run out of other countries' lithium
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The shareholders need your blood, kiddos!
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I want to live in the world of right-wing political cartoons
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