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Venture capital at Cartography. Used to code, now on the dark side - investing. Fun stuff: sci-fi, dance, food, community. Might be Bene Gesserit

San Francisco
Joined July 2022
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@roxdtvc
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10 months
@bestofdyingtwit I didn’t know Grimes was musician AND contortionist
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@peruvianpeppr And then if you’re skinny it’s the ‘estas muy flaquita come algo’
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@drmistercody The sign is impressive! Because one man alone just made the worst part of SF so much worse.
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@knguyenpoetry Was this one of those companies that claims “we’re a family”
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@SaeedDiCaprio I hope I never see a picture of this couch again but I’m afraid I might wake up one day and it will be in my living room
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@fairycakes I’m so sorry for your loss
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@jaronmyers This is the kind of leadership America needs 🫡
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@youngrock360 @PicturesFoIder She had nothing to apologize for
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@Sharkyl Maybe 78 year olds should Uber instead
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@the_transit_guy I will always whisper “Tren” when walking by public transit now and forevermore
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@kingbealestreet As an oldest sister in a Latinx family of 4 siblings, this was like a trip down memory lane
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@kemimarie That entire album is still so fire. Definitely got some free therapy out of it.
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@SentaMMoses Brutal rejections to reasonable demands How do we boycott AMPTP
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If you don’t have VC funding, NSF Seed Fund takes applications 24/7/365. Get up to $275k in a non-dilutive grant for R&D to prototype over 6-12 months with mentorship. You’re then welcome to apply for up to $1M given over 24 months.
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@ffrostedfflake @jzux What a wedding announcement
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@MNateShyamalan This but tacos outside of California or Mexico
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@arcanegold Show me the everything drawer I want to see how you really live
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@RaxKingIsDead He probably hates student loan forgiveness too ha
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@challxn They get verrrrry upset, ask me how I know
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@TheCleftonTwain That is grandma quality and I absolutely mean that in the best of ways
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@dieworkwear You talk about menswear like some people talk about trains and I am here for it
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@greenlife497 He only kinda killed that one boy
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@WamesJenz @emily_murnane I thought “it can’t be real” and “it can’t get worse” but it is and it did (it’s alcoholic??)
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@svershbow The month after he meets the next non partner
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@todayyearsoldig This is so common sense to me and I’m like why is the internet impressed but then I think I guess they didn’t grow up with Mexican moms
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@Appyg99 My cancellable take is similar: Human culture was meant to evolve. Any culture that doesn’t evolve and instead actively values regression e.g. considering women as less than, is just… not… endorsable.
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@asj519 If we found the tabi shoes then we can find the brick beater
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@KalhanR I would be mortified if someone said that about me
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@ymmayer I’m Mexican and real Indian food makes me cry like a little baby
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@InternetHippo This is the dream, a real life of ease
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@Ruesavatar Beyoncé, JLo, Shakira, Hillary Clinton…. It’s not about the wife.
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@alexmkies @jamieloftusHELP It’s like purple, but grey
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@sorrelquest True. Had a friend who got busted and spent 10s of thousands fighting a charge.
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@JoJoFromJerz Pro life unless it’s been born
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@jaywillis Refreshing. Meanwhile half the internet is clucking about how sad and have some empathy, because she was everyone’s personal grandmother?
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@paonavvil @ymmayer Sichuan is top notch the kind of spice that gets you high
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@dieworkwear Ha they showed a post nose-job ScarJo timing’s all off
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1 year
Just stepped out of dance class at 7th & Market to an overdose. (I’ve seen kids entering the studio accosted by people on the corner: “hey little girl, come here.” ) The guy was already blue. Meanwhile another group began sifting through some loot in the middle the alley.
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@rishmishra The secret is they’re the ones manually signing
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@evandahm Same but it’s taught me that being last on the plane is a strength. Less time in the ton can seat and sometimes they check your bag for free.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I basically do this with snails and bees
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@bessbell I wouldn’t even want friends to put my kids on their social media
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@TeyanaToad Honestly this may be the future of meat. Cows that produce huge amorphous globosa that we hack off when we need meat.
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@dieworkwear Time to give them their own room in the house
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@PallaviGunalan The things I have learned from this thread…
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@notshenetworks Guys calm down. I grew up poor. We had a house cleaner in our house. It was my mom.
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@jrivanob This is what SFPD is wasting their time on? In SF??
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@saraaaaajean Oh yeah, that week Ted Cruz went to Cancun
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@catshouldnt This is the only tweet I need today
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@rgay At first I was like “what?” And then I thought about it and was like “oh god.”
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1 year
@BenjaminCrew1 “I need to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that?”
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@mattxiv Ahead of her time
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@BlackKnight10k This simulation is cracked. Let’s reboot.
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@JulieSLalonde Also even ballerinas wear sneakers when they’re not in the studio because ballet flats are terrible for walking feet
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@SaraMorrison @cindygallop @turbotax Can the cat be claimed as a dependent
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@RiotGrlErin An old therapist with no consideration of trauma told me to just stop replaying the tape and I was like ‘welp, this is a waste of time’
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@HollywoodInToto Conservatives are doing the MOST to get people to go watch this movie
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@anne_sundell Don’t know the show but instead of your corner you could be here years later and still bitter about being thrown into the pool, like uh, some people.
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@omgskr I’ve totally tried to get recruited and audited by Scientology before for lolz
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@meanunclejack Code switching at its best
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@tprstly What I want to know is how many years of meetings and memos did it take?
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@jtrebach Greatest gen z trolling
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@InnaVernikov @cooperunion This doesn’t sound like pro-peace in the Middle East. This sounds like unadulterated hatred about to break loose.
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@roxdtvc
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After 4 years at Meta, most recently supporting startups get into the Oculus store with funding and developer support, I've been laid off. A new path awaits and I'm excited. If you have any opportunities or connections in venture capital, or just want to link up, reach out!
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@messedupfoods No wonder Indian food is so popular there
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@PopCulture2000s “I’m Just Ken” has been stuck in my head
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@1followernodad I like the Spanish practice of having both mom and dad’s. Long names but then you can also track lineage.
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@pitdesi Friends don’t do this to friends
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@xoxogossipgita I love what it says about our culture that we no longer think making billions from a company you didn’t even build is still losing if you don’t have power.
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@GLNoronha Content like this is so helpful for those of us without connections to the region
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@itsandrewgao Having to renew your license
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@ItsaPaulThing @TeyanaToad You could say that about puppies
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@dieworkwear Mine’s is “did you need that? Let me knock it over for you.”
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@aonassad9 Her 3 point plan too 👌🏼 😂
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@pookleblinky This could be the next Blair witch project
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@sfstandard This was like half of Westfield 😢 Noooo this was the best mall store
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@hellolanemoore And then the Japanese restaurants with full on live recreations 👌🏼
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@iamgingertrash Meanwhile I had a small decaf coffee today and thought my body was going to implode
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Shoutout to the solo middle aged straight-looking dudes in the theater last night trying to look gruff the first half of Barbie and then guffawing by the end.
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All you need to know about #BarbieTheMovie is that it unironically uses the word "patriarchy" more than 10 times.
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@KCDavisSays “No chinges” My Mexi-folk will know
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@caitiedelaney The telephone pole is the AH
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@fakebuckeye @anne_sundell I think… it was deserved
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@ambernoelle Ah the book that convinced us all that dirt and open air would cure disability and trauma
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@blewis1103 Roman was my Chipotle. I know I shouldn’t love it and it kind of gives me a stomachache, but I just can’t stop.
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@InternetH0F Seriously tho, why
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@Stonks_dot_com No SF coffee shop has this many outlets
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@gyarufem @shriyanevatia Girl dinner Invest like a girl Girl math Have heard all these just this week when talking about women and I die a little
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@rohindhar 300 sq ft and on 7th & Howard in Soma near the war zone with interest rates as they are. Are we really surprised?
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@chrisfralic It means we live in a bubble
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Shoutout to the solo middle aged straight-looking dudes in the theater last night trying to look gruff the first half of Barbie and then guffawing by the end.
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@tunguz Yes, during sex.
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Everyone knew to give him narcan. The homeless people down the street were yelling “I have narcan.” The police showed up in a few minutes but couldn’t get into the alley because the group of scavengers were still going through the loot. The guy woke up. This is not ok or normal
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@nomos_paradox @garrytan Lines Ballet has been around since 1982. An SF institution.
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@MNateShyamalan Miss Tacos in the Bay Area is a pageant show I would watch in a heartbeat
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One time I passed all the coding interviews at google. Then at the end they surprised me with one more whiteboarding hour. They would occasionally throw these at some people. Anyway, a year later I got a surprise $3k in the mail because of a class action suit due to this.
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@realestatedude0 There are too many realtors. They’re drawn to the high commission. Anyone can get a license online in a few weeks and start selling. That’s why realtors don’t make enough. And 6% IS overpaying. It’s not in line with the service they offer in selling one home.
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