I’m on the less Nazi-fied version of this site too, and will be posting all future dog/raccoon/coyote/other wildlife content exclusively over there, consider yourself warned
Sorry but if the spectacle of a ragtag band of savvy Home Depot shoppers armed with $50 leaf blowers choking out federal stormtroopers with their own tear gas doesn’t fill you with joy, you’re a bad patriot who hates America, sorry I don’t make the rules
absolutely astonishing to be a relatively anonymous billionaire who is so impossibly addicted to posting that you streisand effect your way to destroying your wife's career AND publicizing her history with j*ffrey epst**n
Obviously the Army killing Pat Tillman and covering it up afterwards is the worst thing the U.S. military did to him, but the years they’ve spent rolling out his portrait backed by some inspirational music as a recruiting tool is a surprisingly close second
Your periodic reminder that Clarence Thomas used to smear his own sister as a shiftless, welfare-dependent layabout in speeches to his Heritage Foundation pals, and when reporters tracked her down, his story turned out to be extremely fake
Fondly remembering my tenure as an unpaid intern in Dianne Feinstein’s office, when we were all like uhhh look I’m not a doctor but this person doesn’t seem like she’s in super great shape? To be one of 100 U.S. senators? Anyway this was 2010
Thank you to
@kcpolice
for their quick and courageous action this afternoon at the Chiefs parade. The criminals who did this must be brought swiftly to justice
An all-white jury convicts a Black man of killing his white wife. Three jurors oppose interracial marriage because people should “stay with their Blood Line.” His lawyers don’t object. Jury sentences him to death. No problem, says the Supreme Court.
My friend got a sweet new job and to celebrate he told me he was going to get *me* something really inconvenient. I assumed he was joking and didn’t follow up and then 3 days later with no further warning this appeared on my doorstep.
Lol so Noah Feldman of “Amy Coney Barrett Deserves to Be On the Supreme Court” op-ed fame is on a Harvard Law School panel on Dobbs right now, and students in the Zoom chat Q&A are absolutely frying him
Just walked in to the kitchen to this scene and suddenly feel like I’m about to hear my position is being eliminated as part of a company-wide restructuring
This opinion says states can criminalize abortion, with no rape or incest exception. It is exactly the hardline position I’ve been saying the Court is going to impose for the last 3 years. It will set women back in profound ways. Congress must act ASAP.
I already know that when John Fetterman Dr. Oz debate, Fetterman’s gonna lead with something like “First of all, I’d like to welcome my opponent to the great state of Pennsylvania,” but I’m still gonna laugh when it happens
This is one of those Supreme Court opinions that sounds like a stupid joke to anyone without a terminal case of lawyer brain. "If you get sentenced to death because your lawyer sucked, actually it's your fault, also it's illegal to present evidence that your lawyer sucked."
The Supreme Court rules 6-3 against two men on Arizona's death row who say they received ineffective assistance of counsel in state court. SCOTUS says that federal courts reviewing their cases can't hold evidentiary hearings to fully assess their ineffective-counsel claims.
[GOP debate stage]
CHUCK TODD: last question, how many Nazi trinkets do you own
PENCE, VISIBLY SWEATING: 5 [crowd boos lustily, not yet clear why]
DESANTIS, FROWNING: 8? [tepid cheers]
HALEY: [drowned out by chants of WHO ARE YOU]
TRUMP: [grinch smile, crowd loses its mind]
“Originalism” is incoherent, smarmy bullshit that conservative judges and politicians use to shield themselves from criticism while pretending the law compels their own reactionary policy preferences, and everyone prattling on about it today is lying and hoping you won’t notice
Unless Senate Democrats get it together, these two years will be a generational missed opportunity. A Senate majority, a blizzard of stories about Supreme Court corruption, real momentum for reform, and Dems are just sending polite letters that the Court stuffs in the trash.
From a homeless man who was hungry and needed care, to a guy who thought it was his right to kill subway riders he deemed too scary, to a media account that justifies murder with passive voice copspeak, this story is just a cascading series of social failures
A 30-year-old man died on the subway on Monday after he was placed in a chokehold, the police said. Witnesses said the victim had been acting in a “hostile and erratic manner” toward passengers on the train when the other man, 24, moved to restrain him.
If the Court allows a law that obviously violates the Roe/Casey framework to take effect, the Roe/Casey framework is overruled. Pointing out that no judge literally said so is dead-end formalism that obfuscates the law’s impact on people who aren’t constitutional law professors.
I will be spending the rest of the day thinking about this sentence: “She’s got a son—together—that’s a beautiful young man, and she feels very, very strongly about it”
Okay fine, obviously the dinner in the first picture already happened but your lobbying/cyberbullying resulted in her getting a belated scoop of ice cream, congrats folks, you did it
Genuinely funny that Harlan Crow’s Nazi fetish has other right-wingers coming out of the woodwork like “How can he be weird when I, too, am somewhat of an appreciator of historical racists”
The Supreme Court has voted to strike down Roe v. Wade, according to an initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Samuel Alito and obtained by POLITICO.
“We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled,” Alito writes.
If you’re a Democratic Senate candidate in 2024 your stump speech begins and ends with “the Republican Supreme Court justices took your right to bodily autonomy and made you $10,000 poorer, and if you elect me I will vote to expand the Court to stop this from getting worse”
Thinking about the photographer in the room for Amy Coney Barrett's Supreme Court confirmation hearing who got bored and was like "what if I break out the Animorphs cover art lens"
Two nieces ages 7 and 3.5 spent the night here and it’s come to my attention that some of you have multiple children at all times, and I guess my questions are (1) what and (2) how
This hearing is really something, Lindsey Graham keeps listing off shady stuff that other Supreme Court justices have done and asking "well would you have a problem with THAT" and every time I'm just like, yeah man, sounds bad actually, you should do something about it
Genuinely curious whether reporters have ever asked Chuck Grassley and/or Neil Gorsuch about this guy. He was a Gorsuch clerk and Grassley’s chief counsel on nominations as recently as 2018, him coming out as a full-on racist vigilante fantasy freak seems relevant
Darkly funny that the conservative activist pushing the Claudine Gay plagiarism story contacted one of the allegedly plagiarized authors for comment, and he was like “uh this is not plagiarism what are you talking about”
Congrats to whichever very smart ABC News editor greenlit this poll that credulously adopts right-wing framing of the Supreme Court nomination, and will absolutely be cited as justification for smearing the eventual nominee as unqualified, just great stuff here
BREAKING: Just over three-quarters of Americans (76%) want Pres. Biden to consider "all possible nominees," while 23% want him to follow through on his commitment to nominate the first Black woman to the Supreme Court, per a new
@ABC
News/Ipsos poll.
Thinking about the National Review blogger who spent the whole day writing a post explaining why Harlan Crow paying for Clarence Thomas’s kid’s tuition is Super Cool and Legal, and now has to deal with Leonard Leo being like “GIVE GINNI THOMAS THIS SACK OF CASH, NO FINGERPRINTS”
Exclusive: Conservative judicial activist Leonard Leo arranged for the wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas to be paid tens of thousands of dollars for consulting work nearly a decade ago, specifying that her name be left off billing paperwork.
ProPublica emailed some questions for a story to Sam Alito and instead of answering the questions or just ignoring the email, he ran to his little gremlin friends at the WSJ Opinion section and wrote a blog post about it
A federal judge had a crying 13-year-old girl handcuffed at her dad’s sentencing hearing for no reason other than to make her feel afraid. Unfortunately I cannot say more about this story without getting banned from this app
It fucking rules that these people got everything they’ve been fighting for for their entire legal careers, and have now pivoted to complaining that people aren’t sufficiently respectful of them as a result
Sorry am I clocking correctly here that one of the Koch events Clarence Thomas secretly attended happened to be one where they rolled out a new campaign to promote stacking the bench with conservatives, and put a Ginni Thomas lackey in charge of it
Serious q for gun control advocates: you’ve failed to effect change. Pls face it. You can’t do it, thx to the 2A. We’re all well aware you don’t like that fact, but fact it is. What’s next? Must we just stay here sad, concerned, lamenting? Could we possibly talk OTHER SOLUTIONS?
My plea to Supreme Court journalists this June is to stop presenting Supreme Court cases as fun little thought puzzle brain teasers without any of the political, social, or cultural context
I'm being serious when I say that Sam Alito says multiple things in this interview that would, if he were a liberal justice, immediately prompt calls from Republican lawmakers for his impeachment
Justice Alito tells the
@WSJ
that Congress has no business policing SCOTUS. "I know this is a controversial view, but I’m willing to say it... No provision in the Constitution gives them the authority to regulate the Supreme Court—period."
Hear me out though, what if you *didn’t* depend on your employer for health care anymore, and could instead use your leverage in future negotiation to secure higher wages, more vacation, better parental leave, retirement benefits, education and student loan assistance, profit sha
"Fighting gay marriage is not a priority for the conservative legal movement," I proclaim, having never read a single goddamn thing Clarence Thomas or Sam Alito or Antonin Scalia have said or written in the past 30 years
What I simply do not understand is this trend of knowingly tut-tutting at criminal justice reformers over increases in crime *when the reforms for which criminal justice reformers argued did not happen*
Here is Clarence Thomas, writing for 6 of 9 Supreme Court justices, explaining that the prospect of a federal court hearing evidence that a person on death row might be actually innocent is an "affront to the State" and its sacred right to kill people
Folks, when a bunch of cops quit because they won't fulfill their job duties, it's totally fine to say "a bunch of cops quit because they won't fulfill their job duties" instead of treating them like war heroes
Today, now former troopers with Washington State Patrol laid their boots and campaign hats on the steps of the Capitol Building to show represent those lost because of the statewide vaccine mandate.
#LiveOnK2
Stephen Breyer's soliloquy pleading with the conservatives not to overturn Roe and Casey due to "political pressure" or "new members" has major "band playing on the Titanic energy" this morning
Politicians are not your favorite athletes you root for on TV. They are stewards of power who are responsible for representing real people, and when they exercise that power carelessly, that’s as much a part of their legacy as anything they did in office. Sometimes even more so.
I actually got a leaf blower last week, someone left one on the sidewalk on my dog-walking route with a “FREE IT WORKS” sign so I picked it up and carried it home, what I’m saying is that I am now a general in Antifa
“Some say ‘wetlands’ are ‘waters’ because ‘water’ is ‘wet.’ However, this overlooks the critical distinction between ‘water’ and ‘waters,’” this is the stupidest shit I’ve ever read, do not let anyone ever tell you that law is real or coherent
You don't have to believe Neil Gorsuch is taking bribes funneled through real estate deals to understand that a "disclosure" system that doesn't disclose a $2m transaction between a Supreme Court justice and a BigLaw CEO is a bribe waiting to happen
The conservative narrative around Clarence Thomas is that he nobly pulled himself up by his bootstraps, but all the evidence indicates that he's a cynical gladhanding social climber who will say whatever he thinks it takes to get ahead …
Hey Senate Democrats maybe instead of “raising concerns” to Punchbowl (???) that Ketanji Brown Jackson was “unprepared” for an absolute onslaught of Republican QAnon smears, you could have lifted a single fucking finger to stop them? Have you considered “doing your jobs” here?
The difference between the two parties is that Republicans treat Democrats as an enemy to be defeated, and Democrats treat Republicans as well-intentioned colleagues who are always just a brief, civil chat away from being persuaded to Do The Right Thing
Durbin says GOP should show “kindness” and agree to replace Feinstein on Judiciary.
“Tomorrow this could happen to the Republicans…she’s in a delicate part of her life and her Senate service. They should stand by her and give her a dignified departure”
Real life lol at Kavanaugh's "I just want to be clear for the record, you're not saying the Court should ban abortion here, right?" Dude genuinely imagines himself to be some moderate thoughtful compromiser instead of the most replacement-level FedSoc goofus imaginable
Wow: Judge Thomas Rice issues a new order compelling the FDA to preserve access to mifepristone in 17 states and D.C.—without any of the old obstacles—"irrespective of" the 5th Circuit's decision.
We have a direct conflict.
Here’s the closer to the dissent from Sotomayor, joined by Kagan and Jackson. The death penalty is a stain and the American legal system should be plunged into the depths of the sea.
You can trace a lot of problems in this country to the veneration of the Constitution as this brilliant, sweeping declaration of human and civil rights and not, like, a business deal that was the product of protracted contract negotiations between wealthy slaveholders
repeatedly tagging his wife in every tweet about the story about her academic plagiarism, just to make sure no one ever associates her with anything other than academic plagiarism. recency bias but he might be the greatest main character in the history of this web site
Inbox: Clarence Thomas and Mitch McConnell will give the keynote addresses at a Heritage Foundation symposium on Oct. 21 to mark Thomas' 30-year anniversary as a justice.
Clarence Thomas is out here hosting Ron DeSantis for lunch with his clerks at the Supreme Court, but the official position of the entire conservative media ecosystem is that Thomas has little interest in “politics” and barely even pays attention to the news
We obtained emails regarding a June 23, 2021, lunch that included Gov. DeSantis, Justice Clarence Thomas, & four clerks.
Previously, we obtained an email from that same month in which Ginni Thomas said her husband had recently been in touch with DeSantis.
Between Moore v. Harper and Milligan, we are absolutely gonna get a “John Roberts, the Supreme Court’s Unlikely Champion of Democracy” op-ed from someone this week, and I will walk out my front door and lie down in traffic
BREAKING: Supreme Court *declines* to endorse the "independent state legislature" theory that would have throttled the power of state courts to interpret their state constitutions. The case is Moore v. Harper; the vote is 6-3.
No substance, no policy ideas, absolutely no interest in doing the work of governing or representing his constituents. Being a Republican politician is just taking part in nonstop weirdo culture wars, constantly in search of some niche grievance to tell people to get mad about.
Texan Gina Carano broke barriers in the Star Wars universe: not a princess, not a victim, not some emotionally tortured Jedi. She played a woman who kicked ass & who girls looked up to. She was instrumental in making Star Wars fun again. Of course Disney canceled her.
The prosecutor asked members of the all-white jury if they were willing to “take the risk” that a Black defendant, if found not guilty, would “ask your daughter out, or your granddaughter out.” Again, his lawyers did not object. Again, totally fine, says the Supreme Court.
When news broke that Antonin Scalia had died I was doing a pub crawl in Reykjavik with friends, and we suddenly had a table of bewildered French tourists celebrating the dawn of the first liberal Supreme Court majority in 50 years. Anyway things went great after that.
I say this with all due respect: If you are a Democratic politician who clings to the belief that you can negotiate a way to save American democracy that doesn't involve getting rid of the filibuster and expanding the Supreme Court, it is time to shut the fuck up
[me, a political pundit doing an obligatory Ken Starr hagiography tweet] Although he could be a lightning rod, no one can deny [scrolls to the next section of his Wikipedia] ah, well, at least [scrolls to the next section of his Wikipedia] look, at the end of the day, [scrolls to
Look, if you think Kyle Duncan is the "adult" in this exchange with a Stanford Law student, let alone a guy sincerely trying to have a civil dialogue with people with whom he disagrees, and definitely not trying to just get blurbed on Fox News primteime,🤷♂️
The reason legacy Supreme Court reporters never reported on Supreme Court corruption is that legacy Supreme Court reporters care about getting book deals and maintaining access to the justices, not about holding powerful people accountable
The way Texas's anti-choice law actually works in practice is so diabolical and dystopian that it almost sounds fake. A Rube Goldberg machine of state-sanctioned misogyny. A quick thread on what the Supreme Court allowed to take effect last night: