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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

“just trust your gut!” my gut 24 hours a day:

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

eat at a table in my own home? what am i? a sim??

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

being single sucks when u have to designate an emergency contact bc what? my dad's gonna fly to burbank when i faint at a pilates studio?

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

what’s the german word for getting dumped 30 minutes into a 2 hour covid testing line & you’re in the car together??

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Anne Sundell

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3 years

ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

whenever i clean my vibrator in the sink i feel like i’m in a dawn commercial washing a duckling that’s been in an oil spill

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

plane intercom: “is there a doctor on board??” me rising out of my seat: “and are they single??”

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

11 months

the summer i turned pretty is relatable if you were flirtily thrown into pools by boys as a teen & frankly that is a corner of the sky i will never know

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

the patient portal came for my neck this AM

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

in college i got dumped in front of a student tour group. 2020 got dumped in a covid testing line. this week at a party some1 was taking a pic on my phone & announced i got a txt: the guy i’m seeing is hooking up with some1 else. how many villain origin stories can 1 person have?

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

live footage of me doing whatever a 19 year-old on tiktok tells me to

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

phoebe bridgers is taylor swift for girls who drowned their Sims

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

when someone mentions a “park hang” for the first time in 8 months

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

sitting on hinge asking 11 guys how their sunday is like a chainsmoker at a slot machine

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

whoever the codes the zara website should be in charge of national cyber security i cannot find a thing

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

whoever did the curtain bang's PR this year should be in charge of the vaccine

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

nominating myself for a golden globe for going on a hinge date & acting as though i hadn’t listened to a 1.5 hour podcast featuring him but a day prior

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years i’ve started to see them as coworkers

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

getting my vagina detailed* *going to the OBGYN and getting a wax on the same day

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

going on a dating app rn is like going to the grocery store in a war-torn country - ur just grasping at bare shelves for a dusty can of beans

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

straight men have no concept of ambient lighting, i hooked up with a man with overhead lights you could perform surgery under

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

i thought hooking up in a hill house nap dress would be fun but i instead just felt like i was breast feeding my adult son in late 1800s France

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

me and the girlies crunching the numbers on if he likes me

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

having a january birthday sucks bc everyone is starting strong on their resolutions so my birthdays are basically people watching me eat and drink like a zoo animal

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

me: I wanna meet someone organically! Like why can’t someone just come up to me in a bar *someone comes up to me in a bar* me: Ok he’s clearly a local pervert to just approach a stranger like that..

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

when taylor said “in your life you’ll do greater things than dating the boy on the football team” i felt that but replace football with "long-form improv"

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

if a guy i date wrongs me, his profession immediately becomes a red flag for future relationships. so at this point i’m only allowed to date an imagineer.

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

I would rather someone find my nudes than these photos I take of blown out candles and unplugged straighteners before I leave my house

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

tell me ur home for thanksgiving without telling me ur home for thanksgiving

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

The most dangerous genre of LA Hinge guy are the ones whose only hobby is taking Instagram portraits of ethereal braless women in Joshua Tree with the caption “soph in the desert”

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

it’s easy to find a boyfriend!! just stand in the center of your local watering hole and say you’ve never seen the sopranos

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

my friend and i were drunk walking down the street singing "omigod u guys" from legally blonde the musical and a cool girl in a low rise jean turned around and i thought she was going to slap us but instead she chimed in with "ELLE AND WARNER WERE MEANT TO BE"

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

dress for the job you want

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

A psychic told me a man with a J name will come back to haunt me and I was like babe I’m paying you to tell me something I don’t know

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

I’m not “clinically depressed” I’m “taking to my bed chambers”

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

5 years

for those who didn’t catch the reference

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

dating men has trained me to have the emotional needs of an abandoned neopet

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

going on a dating app while in the bathroom at a wedding is like going grocery shopping when you’re hungry

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

dress for the job you want

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

you’re high at the nail salon, i’m drunk at the antique store - we are not the same

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

i’m old hollywood in the sense that i speak in a vaguely mid-atlantic accent and will probably accidentally marry a gay man

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

when someone i’m talking to on a dating app changes the pics on their profile? i’m like k so you’re cheating on me…

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

putting on self tanner the night before going to disneyland - like what do i think is gonna happen? i’m gonna get railed by gaston??

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

halloween is the one night a year a girl can unabashedly support the global terror that is amazon prime and no other girls can say anything about it

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

i would rather win a teen choice award than an oscar bc i don't need the approval of elder white men but live & die for the approval of gen z

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

i’m in a wedding and the bridesmaids have to report at 8:15am to get ready while the groomsmen have to be there at a cool 2:30pm i know we have to deal with the pay gap, etc. first, but can we add this injustice to the list??

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

does being resurrected change ur chart??

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

guys like girls who read so that's why i leave my tattered copy of the clique by lisi harrison on my coffee table

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

ordering lingerie bags so i can launder a beloved childhood stuffed animal like a real sexy 20 something gal

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

1 year

i’d rather wake up discovering i committed a murder than that i sent someone a rose on hinge

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

i haven’t gotten Covid or a boyfriend like what’s wrong with me 🥺

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

oh i have a deadline tomorrow? what a stunning time to look into finally getting a real ID!!

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

can’t wait to watch my grandchildren wear my old polyester Zara tops and tell people it’s vintage

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

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people dressing up for the barbie premiere is harkening back to when people dressed up for theater or air travel out of RESPECT for the craft

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

when my crippling anxiety imagines the worst case scenario and that worst case scenario happens? im like ok witch vibes

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

I no longer work an office job but will keep my Madewell button downs for the rest of life in case I need something to wear to court

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

my favorite thing about christmas movies is knowing that under those chunky knits they’re shooting in burbank in the dead of june

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

liking someone on hinge thanksgiving morning is like turning in a homework assignment 6 months late like the ship has sailed c u in 2022 babe

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

hey white girls who live in big cities but come from wealthy suburbs (me): plz hold off on sending that bad “me gaining the covid 19” meme & confront ur all-white hometown group text with ur collective privilege & commit to educating urselves & becoming actively anti-racist

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Anne Sundell

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3 years

I am so tired of doing laundry I’ve started wearing one outfit when I leave the house like a Sim

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

i had a zara package stolen and returned to me fully open but with every item accounted for and im like ok u think i have abhorrent taste u could've at least thrown it in the trash and spared my feelings hun!

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

I will never understand people who make decisions on their own. I have a Board of Directors 10-deep, each with their own specialty: one I consult for boys, one for work, one for skincare and of course a subcommittee for delicate texts

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

I don’t let guys hit it from behind if we’re not in a relationship bc I don’t have anyone to put self tanner on my back

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

absolutely honored to serve my country as a vaginal port in the storm for men between girlfriends 🇺🇸

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

I told my therapist that a 19 year-olds tiktok about trauma response resonated with me which I guess is like telling a surgeon I read how to take out my own appendix on Wikihow

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

my favorite thing about tiktok is that i can anonymously ask the most popular girl at a midwestern public high school where she got her jeans

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

had period sex on 2.22.22 - from a witch’s perspective, if i can’t trap a man under those conditions then i never will

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

me "waiting a month or 2 to get back into therapy" is like me "letting my pans soak before i wash them"

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Anne Sundell

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3 years

we are the daughters of the witches who were too insecure to be given piggy back rides

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

i will never complain about splitting a check 12 ways for a third tier friend's birthday brunch again plz take me back

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Anne Sundell

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6 months

tiktok begs the question, what if there were a place to watch the lovely bones in 47 parts

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

i personally would rather perish on this earth alone than get engaged on thanksgiving it is a sexless bloated holiday

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

guys are like “don’t get involved with a girl who doesn’t have a full bookshelf” & i’m like ok calm down i’m reading midnight sun on my ipad...

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

Real hot girls woke up this morning and screamed in pain as they had stepped on the crystals they left on the floor to charge in the full moon

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

5 years

I’d be way less embarrassed if my parents bought my way into Northwestern as opposed to the truth which is I wrote my college essay about overcoming the adversity of not making varsity show choir bc my voice was too low 🔪😁

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

Ladies, if he wants someone long-legged, smooth skinned and ethereal? He doesn’t want you - he wants Charlotte of Charlotte’s Web

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

a platform doc is a bala bangle ankle weight for girls who listen to phoebe bridgers

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

a song was playing and i was like “oh that’s a tiktok aesthetic song” and someone was like “no that’s Fleetwood Mac” LMAO throw me down a WELL

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

5 years

give me a hinge profile & in 5 minutes FLAT i will be halfway through reading his ex girlfriend’s masters thesis on folklore & public culture on the university of oregon html - we don’t choose our gifts...

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

1 year

easter weekend? u mean christchella?

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

whenever i come from an event at night and take my jewelry off i want to pick a fight with a husband i don’t have

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

I could power a mid sized city with the tension in my jaw

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

going on a date and the guy suggested a bar whose top yelp reviews are "a great place to watch the game" and "my friend got drugged here" and i honestly don't know which is worse

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Anne Sundell

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2 years

every January is dry January when ur on Zoloft 🙂

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

1 year

me when i have to prop myself up in the middle of the night with heartburn

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4 years

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

i would rather have full blown pornography playing on my laptop than anyone seeing me use final draft in public

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

me getting on facebook for the first time in 2 years to post about black lives matter

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

u legally shouldn't be allowed to own a home unless ur going to decorate it for halloween

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

my family sends out a christmas card every year, except they refuse to be in the photo & i'm an only child, so really they're just sending out a headshot of their single, 30 y/o daughter

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

Twilight is a Halloween movie, New Moon is a Thanksgiving movie, Eclipse is irrelevant and Breaking Dawn pt 1 & 2 are Xmas movies does this make sense

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

crazy how as of november 1st it's now essentially the second week of january does this make sense

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

the pottery barn teen catalog was the scholastic book fair for teen girls

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Anne Sundell

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3 years

why be a skinny legend when u can be a thick saga??

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

1 year

booking a lobotomy with my classpass credits

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

i would sooner date a scientologist than a guy on hinge who says "i want someone who: will laugh at my dad jokes 😜"

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

3 years

she died as she lived: muttering “watch my instastory u fucking coward”

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

2 years

i don't get my "nails done", i get my "hooves shorn"

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Anne Sundell

@anne_sundell

4 years

The majority of guys who like me on Hinge are political moderates so yeah suffice to say I’m not LOVING the vibe I’m giving off

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