Dear Ashley... @asj519 Twitter profile

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Dear Ashley...

6 years

Law school is a god damned haze. From the LSAT, to the apps/LSAC fees, to tuition, to books, to the classes, the professors, classmates, god damned Bluebooking, to the grades and curves, to character and fitness, to the Bar. A whole ass haze.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 years

The cop fled Minnesota to Florida and twitter done found his Florida home address. Y’all are good.

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@asj519

3 years

Damn a chemist said, every time the girl tried to wash her hair, bc the glue is water activated, it made it harden more 🥴🥴

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@asj519

3 years

Why you holding it like an iPad 😂😂?

Your Grace ✨

@Sancityx

3 years

I forgot about my brownie yesterday. Here she is today 😭😂

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 years

I don’t like how these artists be treating my friend T Pain

REAL 92.3 LA

@Real923LA

4 years

T-Pain Speaks on Travis Scott Ghosting Him In Multiple Studio Sessions

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

2 years

This construction worker on TikTok said don’t buy a home built in 21 or 22 bc they’re using the cheapest products available. Then another video said don’t buy 21 or 22 cars bc they’re malfunctioning due to the chip shortage and the rush to production. Noted.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 years

Ladies, I think this is a wonderful idea. This young woman has a “if I go missing” list of contacts (that she didn’t show) who know where her “if I go missing” folder is (explained in video). She’s correct that getting search warrants slows down emergencies

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

5 months

I just saw a TikTok and this girl is 26 and she’s never had a period and now she is trying to find out if she’s fertile bc she and her husband want a baby and she’s just now at her big age investigating why she’s never had a period. I’m flabbergasted.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

5 years

Shoutout to whomever picked these pics. I hope you have a wonderful day

NBC DFW

@NBCDFW

5 years

BREAKING: #AmberGuyger found guilty of murder in the death of #BothamJean ; sentencing phase to follow. Watch live: #AmberGuyger

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@asj519

2 months

Ppl with no formal education are arguing with engineers on this app about a bridge collapsing.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

3 years

This is the kinda husband I need

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

3 years

Babies get 29 shots in their first 18 months. 🙄. Some of those shots are 3, 4 doses for one disease. Silence is an option.

No I’m Not Vegan

@chefkeva_

3 years

Normalizing 3 shots in under a year is a wild precedent to set

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@asj519

2 months

This therapist on TikTok made a video on how being a grandparent is not a do over for the adult children you harmed and honey the elders are losing their minds in her comments. She ate that!

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@asj519

7 months

Cute, and they talked about all the kids not just the two they have together. That’s nice

Fan Account | #BLM 🫵🏾

@BardiUpdatess

7 months

Cardi B and Offset talk about their kids different fashion styles via UGG’s Tik Tok! ❤️

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@asj519

2 years

This white woman said on TikTok Black women were gatekeeping their advocacy for abortion rights and this man cleared her. A nasty but classy read 😂

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 years

Since when does Miami have mountains?! Spin the globe again sir

Sir H͓͓͓̽̽̽E͓͓̽̽N͓̽RY™

@SirHenryKau

4 years

Blacks don't Fear #COVID19 since it's invisible... Now they're being kicked off Miami Beach 🏖😩😩🤦🏽‍♂️

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 years

Olympia looks just like Serena

Team USA

@TeamUSA

4 years

this cheer squad >>> #USOpen

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

2 months

Yes. Many ppl shouldn’t have gotten married in the first place.

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@comfortfajugba1

2 months

Is Divorce actually a thing to be celebrated?🤔🤔

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 years

This is real AF...Russell got his heartbroken too when his first wife cheated with his teammate, he could very well prayed for a Ciara

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@asj519

3 years

That’s one pot of greens right there I’m not fooled

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 years

If Roddy Ricch don’t capitalize off doormats that say “b*tch don’t wear no shoes in my house” some white suburban mother, whose teen son heard the song on Tik Tok, will have it on Etsy by summer

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@asj519

4 years

To pay online

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@_PoisonIveyy

4 years

Has y’alls apartment complexes/ landlord said anything about April rent?

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

10 months

Bc women get tested and are more symptomatic. Men do not get tested. So if heterosexual women are seeing an increase where do you think they’re getting it from genius?

Uncle P 🏁🏁

@GODKINGPREACH

10 months

Wait the syphilis outbreak is among women.. yikes. 128% increase.

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@asj519

2 years

Did y’all know this about the ‘no internet’ page or are we all late AF? 😂😂😂

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@asj519

3 years

An interesting TikTok on the US addiction to fast fashion being a nightmare elsewhere in the world like Ghana

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

2 years

AAVE, one of the hardest languages to grasp if not black. I love it

ig: profponton | no thrones on arakko

@thurgoodhamer

2 years

The African American urge to

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

3 years

Dr Fauci said the variants along with states lessening control is why we are still gonna be inside for 2021 and nobody is listening to him

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

2 years

Let’s reset the girl dad energy to something more positive for today

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

10 months

Omg look at this since you mentioned photo props. Is this not the cutest thing ever? She looks like a doll for real

cindasmommy 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

@jayCMkay

10 months

@asj519 I’m building a whole entire Barbie box prop for photos. Making Malibu Jennifer cocktails. These cute ass fuchsia pumps are coming out of the closet. IT IS A BARBIEBRATION!

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

5 years

There’s an entire country that eats it regularly and millions of ppl that eat it worldwide. Just say you have the palette of a picky 5 year old, Mr. Chicken Fingers

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

2 years

This is why Santana needs a record deal

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 months

The more I listen it was absolutely for Pardi, Tory, Akademiks, Drake, Joe B, Lil Baby, and more men

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@XavierDLeau

4 months

i keep listening... and drake got it the worst.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

3 years

Awww

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

3 years

Justice for that lady researcher who got fired and said they were doing this

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@Complex

3 years

Florida reportedly undercounted its COVID-19 deaths by thousands, according to new report.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 years

Draya pulled the same stunt many women do when they go on male led podcasts, act a whole bird brained dummy

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 months

Since so many are confused, he didn’t get an attempted murder charge for attacking the judge, he got the attempted murder charge bc he told the police afterwards he intended to kill her when he attacked her. Just had to make that clear

Certified Boogie Man 👻

@Wow_DeeH

4 months

They are charging him with attempted murder for attacking that judge! They literally threw the book at him.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

2 years

Ok! Another Black girl country music singer! We see you sis! Giving us a lil bop @tanneradell

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@asj519

3 years

His pastor and his intern. Historic.

Parker Butler

@parkerpbutler

3 years

You just know he's proud

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

3 years

Black people’s real superpower is making everything funny, good or bad. Just full of jokes no matter the reason.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

5 months

You saw that 85 year old man killed his 81 year old wife this week bc he ain’t wanna eat the pancakes she made him?

⭐️IT GIRL⭐️

@aliyahInterlude

5 months

do men ever get better or do they just act like tht frvr ??

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@asj519

3 years

Miya Marcano’s family is suing her apt complex. Good.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

5 months

I didn’t know she could sing this well. Is the music she’s making truly serving her voice?

YAMS 🍠

@yamstheplaylist

5 months

Summer Walker singing Luther Vandross’ “If Only For One Night” 😍😍

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@asj519

9 months

Can we stop arguing with the losers and find the mfer who hit that girl with the brick?

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 months

I read those docs last night (you know I did I’m nosy & a lawyer). Using your music, trademark rights, and royalties as collateral to a bank and also a music/entertainment private equity firm (cuz of course I went and searched the company) for loan monies…is a choice.

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@asj519

4 months

This white female writer made a great point on TikTok about B*llerina Farm and I’m sharing it in relation to that Black Mormon girl: you’re being fed trad wife content at a time when reproductive rights are fraught and don’t think that is concerning no matter how it’s packaged

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@asj519

9 months

The way I’m hollering! You know if a bad father is up to bat, Christian is coming into knock him out the park. He was on time defending Morgan 😂

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@asj519

4 years

This is pathetic. Which is why women who prioritize men are a plague. Bruh I couldn’t be her momma. Whoo Chile don’t call me for shit. We are done.

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@HayleyMasonTV

4 years

Barron Brantley told detective that as he choked Alexis Crawford "she was struggling to breathe and had the sound of agony." Jones said she then placed a plastic bag over Crawford's head and they both put her lifeless body into a plastic Rubbermaid bin before driving it to a park

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

10 months

Tech ppl are so boring lol

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

8 months

Offset said he need a self care day after his eventful weekend lol

OFFSETisMyFave🏚

@KeptItTooReal4U

8 months

Offset just posted on his IG stories!! We love an unbothered King👑 Fck them N!ggas and them bychs 🗣️

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@asj519

5 months

@kimkim579 She’s like oh they thought she’d grow out of it bc she was skinny. Sweetie I barely weighed 100 pounds in middle school & got a period, she should’ve asked more questions

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@asj519

6 months

Have you met male athletes? Went to college with ppl who went pro? No tea no shade (🤭) but they don’t have much in common with women in those fields

MASTER STUDENT🤲🏾

@MUSICANDBUILDS

6 months

Rich Athletes have the worse taste in women.. No brain surgeons No politicians No dentist No CEOs No professors No engineers Just…Instagram models lol

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

8 months

Boy math is 1 bedroom apt, 3 kids

Dev ✌️🙂✌️

@hooisyoo

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Boy math is raising three (3) pit bulls instead of one (1) child

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

5 years

Choose the people who choose you. Whether that be in dating, friendship, or even family. Actively choose the ppl who consistently choose you.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

5 years

Take Ciara and Russell out of yours 😊

FUTURE/FREEBANDZ

@1future

5 years

Take hate out your vocabulary

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

6 months

Someone asked yesterday how do men in their 30s dress and this is a great place to start for many men

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@MissSassbox

6 months

I love this edit. They killed this aesthetic. 🩶

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@asj519

7 months

Imagine cheating on Lupita. I know Chadwick rolling in his grave.

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@ValarMorDollars

1 year

Lupita has posted her partner on IG 🥰

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@asj519

5 months

Arrogance will never win in a courtroom. Reading the Bible while your ex testifies shows rudeness and an inability to take accountability for your actions. Jonathan did that. Juries don’t like that.

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@asj519

3 years

I love how Insecure literally plays out the insecurities of adulthood. Everybody is dealing with the shifts in friendships, goals, aspirations, family, careers, everything. That’s real AF. #insecure #insecurehbo

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@asj519

3 years

Guys, I know we don’t want to admit it but we are now of the age where we millennials have to start running for office in large numbers. We aren’t the kids anymore. We can’t just sit on socials and complain.

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@asj519

3 years

Remember a few months ago, Black women were using DMX’s names verse to post pics in different looks and wigs on TikTok and socials. There’s plenty good in the internet

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@asj519

5 years

Offset got a Alpha dad and Delta mom. Grew up in Gwinnett. Where the hood dude persona came from?

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@asj519

5 years

The girl being charged with felony food tampering for licking the ice cream isn’t over the top. Stop doing felonious stupid shit

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@asj519

3 years

Clearly being a lawyer has changed my brain bc I’m running down who could be liable in my head: Travis, Astroworld organizers, Apple Music, city and county, anyone else I’m missing lawyer peeps?

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@asj519

2 months

She is YaYa lol

Phillip

@MajorPhilebrity

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She would have loved Ya Ya

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@asj519

2 years

Nothing irks me faster than a man being like “you rich” to something basic. A bag, my car, spending some kinda money on yourself. Gag. A turnoff.

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@asj519

1 year

It’s so pathetic that they called the paparazzi to RED LOBSTER

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@asj519

3 years

It has low income, unsustainable job openings. Jobs no one wants bc they provide no protection. And it’s gonna get worse if this country values capitalism more than health

CNN

@CNN

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America has more job openings than it can fill, and the Delta variant is threatening to make that even worse.

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@asj519

5 years

Lmao Offset’s dad is an Alpha. That’s where he learned to cheat so openly and messily...💅🏾

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@asj519

2 months

It was okay when it was making her money and she was giving rich aunty vibes lol. Also Jackie is 40 next year and she wears muumuus. Like she adopted it ironing her sheets. Her bad

Jelly Santos

@MrsJellySantos

2 months

Jackie Aina wants people to stop calling her Aunty. She just wants to enjoy her youth. People of all ages been calling her Aunty for a long time and she’s ready for a new phase in her life.

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@asj519

2 years

A dentist on TikTok listing things he’d never do thanks to his job said he’d absolutely never smoke hookah or vape bc they cause oral cancer. We see how much y’all love that stuff so…

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@asj519

5 years

Self esteem is hard to assert for women bc men will make you feel bad for doing so in a myriad of ways. The sooner you adopt an “I am who I am, I said what the fuck I said” attitude the better

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@asj519

8 months

It amuses me how we always note he’s a rapist but forget he’s a murderer too. A double felon

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@xoxotaye

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Nicki was supposed to be performing at a Vegas residency at this point in her career. Not fighting for us to respect her rapist husband

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@asj519

3 years

Lmaooo see they really gonna lock up Gorilla Glue 😂

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

3 months

They were so mad about this outfit and Russell loved it

BLACK LOVERS

@BLKLOVERSS

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I need my man to look at me like I'm something to eat too 😭🥺

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@asj519

5 years

Manipulative men like him thrive on the projection of the “nobody else wants you” line. But when someone richer, finer, better, kinder comes along like for Ciara it’s a reminder of his shortcomings

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@asj519

2 years

Oh here’s the dentist video someone asked earlier and I got distracted by work

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@asj519

3 years

First, I personally wouldn’t have responded after his second ask. Second, his bottom paragraph is showing he’s cosplaying as intelligent

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@asj519

4 years

They’ve been dragging Ellen all year. 2020 has been the demise of her facade. Disappointing

TMZ

@TMZ

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Ellen DeGeneres' Former Bodyguard Says Experience Was 'Kind of Demeaning': 'She's Not the Person She Portrays to Be'(via @JustJared )

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@asj519

8 months

I’m thinking out loud on an app. Nothing more or less.

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@asj519

5 years

The testosterone be having y’all killing 😴

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@asj519

5 months

@Nadie0699 Yup lol. Like wait there’s a method to the madness? Yes dear 🤦🏾‍♀️

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

10 months

That Kai Cenat guy and the death, destruction, and overall ridiculousness that happened yesterday perfectly embodies *to me* what happens when we have a large population of young men goalless and undereducated/uneducated all following each other behind their feckless leader

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@asj519

3 years

Carmelo allegedly got another woman pregnant, this time with twins. That’s 3 outside kids on Lala. The divorce makes sense

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 years

Girl these Republicans be deadass living poor and using up all the govt assistance programs voting against their interests. It’s truly the party of low intelligence

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@gigibadazz

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How you a republican working down at the family dollar ?

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@asj519

5 years

Their sex appeals are on a spectrum. Rihanna is more innate, effortless. She can’t turn it off. Sweet yet sexy. You know there’s spice to it. Cardi is bolder, in your face. Raunchy but fun. Hers has kick and is loud.

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@asj519

6 years

Omarosa isn’t a spy. She’s not a freedom fighter. She’s an opportunist.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

3 years

When you are a Black woman, you cannot wear clothes and dress how the White women do. 2 different worlds

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕝𝕦𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕣

@angelamavalla

3 years

What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?

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@asj519

3 years

Men who don’t like to give flowers is always a red flag for me and it’s a lot of them out there too

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@asj519

6 years

White women can wear anything and won’t get written up.

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 years

My girl Nikki left Jamie and went back into modeling. I want her and her sis Duckie to rule the runways and print!!!

SinnamonS ♥

@SinnamonS

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SinnamonsCouture: Nikki Thot for Vogue Italia, March 2020

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@asj519

4 years

When Black men insult Black women’s hair I’m always confused bc we got the same kinda hair. Edges might be slicked down, but you’re vigorously brushing your hair into formation, what is the difference?

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@asj519

3 years

My twenties were a lesson in never asking men for help. Having money to help yourself is a must. Need a jump or have a flat tire? Call AAA or roadside assistance. Need a ride to the airport? Call Uber/Lyft or take public transportation. Need to move? Hire movers.

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@asj519

5 years

I’d say April 25th bc it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

2 months

I know it burns Future’s booty hole that his son is coached and mentored and loved and cared for by a pro athlete. I know it’s all you men’s dream that’s why they be mad at Russell. They want him to be their daddy too 😂😂

Deeeenice 🎀🤎

@denisenicolepax

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QB1 looking good in his Steelers gear 🔥

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@asj519

5 months

What a terrible prize

Page Six

@PageSix

5 months

Bre Tiesi gets called ‘the chosen one’ after locking lips with Nick Cannon in stunning Christmas card

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@asj519

5 years

Black women are the forever tastemakers. We really control what you think is popular, trendy, funny, etc etc. We give you your fashions. We give you your lingo. We determine what is cool. Know us!

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@asj519

6 years

Relatable

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

4 months

‘Fans reject it’ gonna send her deeper into a spiral

TMZ

@TMZ

4 months

Nicki Minaj Releases 'Big Foot' Diss Track Aimed At Megan Thee Stallion, Fans Reject It | Click to read more 👇

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@asj519

4 months

Bc your trad life won’t look like theirs. They have money. And *for now* aren’t trying to leave. You won’t be marrying or coupling with anyone that can afford multiple kids much less childcare and trips to the mall. Your trad life will more than likely be difficult & unaffordable

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Dear Ashley...

@asj519

2 years

Jasmine. She never wanted to be married but went on a Hinge date in a Popeyes parking lot at the beginning of the pandemic, kissed a stranger who was seeing 6 other women in a pandemic, moved him in in a pandemic after 6 months, & accepted a ring he didn’t buy, but we the fools?

Jasmine

@ComoLaFlorJas

2 years

As someone who KNOWS this bride and was in this wedding, know that she is happy, thriving, loved & blessed. She never wanted to be married but she found an *great* guy who opened her eyes to an even more amazing life. She is no fool and he’s does his part. They are GOOD!

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