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Nikolaos of Sinope

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1 year

@kyzcralotSxaM @DeadInformation You also look white and rich.

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6 months

@Komaniecki_R Chris is the type of guy whose gf constantly has to explain to people that "he's actually a nice guy if you get to know him."

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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7 months

@Komaniecki_R I fail to see the L in this? American Twitter has been ripe with bloodthirst and support for Israeli apartheid, not just anti-Hamas sentiments.

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10 months

@christineist And past that you realize that the time where you have to, according to society anyway, make some of the most important decisions, is unfortunately also the time you are the least capable of doing so.

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11 months

@kyzcralotSxaM None of them matchmakes me for shit.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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10 months

@a_musingcat Damn heroes they are. You know when they're not driving up housing prices so only rich people can live in the city, making life horrible for tenants because they can't legally throw them out and turn the place into something more profitable.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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11 months

@kyzcralotSxaM On the contrary, I am amazingly unfucked. That's the problem.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@skooookum @sitka__ Yeah. If you have internal bleeding and you can still feel it now sometimes, it sounds more like a stomach ulcer. Or the dude could have given you idk bleach or some shit lol.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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10 months

@rob_mcstan IS THIS FROZEN WATER IN CUBES? NEVER BEFORE HAVE I WITNESSED THIS PHENOMENON! WHAT IS WATER EVEN?!?

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@api_assasin Oh no, someone sent me a text. What am I gonna do about it. I guess they're gonna kill me now. Idk, maybe she's severely autistic or traumatized, but getting that upset about this seems completely bonkers.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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6 months

@StupidPplLil @pbprot It's a public train, dude. Find something less annoying to do. It's like if I started throwing shit at people for a living and then was like: "Dude, it's how I eat!" when people complained.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@tweetsandboobs Imagine thinking understanding whatever Brand says makes you clever.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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1 year

@SweatieAngle Tradwives are just pick me girls and people so scared of reality they have to live in a LARP. It's quite telling that most of them spend their entire day "documenting" their lives on social media, usually with massive amounts of cleavage. You know, just like your great grandma.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

Remember to: - Remove semen etc. from benches after the act. - Leave used condoms and napkins in the bins Copenhagen Municipality encourages safe sex! Have a good time!"

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

"Sex is allowed in the park. But be considerate! Many after school programs use the park. Please avoid: - Sex in the playground and visible places between 9-16 - Loud sex between 9-16 even if hidden (not a literal translation) 1/2

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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7 months

@sailaunderscore If this is just supposed to be women with very high sex drives then I'll say that I personally appreciate the decimation as well as the consequent dessication.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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1 year

@MattZeitlin It's almost as if Europe is a continent with multiple cultures that are way more different than the difference between US states. Even in my tiny country there's a big difference in meal culture from east to west.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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1 year

@lillybilly299 You don't even have to be good looking. Just look at Andrew Tate.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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10 months

@Tjdriii Some of us just killed our penises in early adolescence and it never really recovered.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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10 months

@DeathNostalgia @AvdullahYousef Because you're not an insecure misogynist.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@Acion_Next @roadsidefruit @thomas_violence You don't live in fucking Mogadishu anno '93 lol. Even if there is, in some areas, less safe in the US, it is VASTLY overblown. That's one of your issues, you have this negative paranoia feedback loop going on that makes people trigger happy.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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10 months

@DomincoBenelux @dieworkwear Looks like a cartoon villain lol.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@rob_mcrobberson It's also very often incredibly unconstructive. Apparently we have this idea that if we shame people or call them names suddenly they'll change and everything will become better.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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11 months

@kyzcralotSxaM It's your height, they think you're a young 14 year old boy.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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5 months

@michael_timbs @Duderichy Dude, have you ever watched someone die from cancer? It's not because the constant care is hard that people would prefer the cheating.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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10 months

@man_ditch @acheronix

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

This park has been a meeting place for gay people (probably closeted, like truck stops) for decades. Idk how often they do it these days, but everyone knows. It's called H.C. Ørsted Parken in central Cph, go get your freak on.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

11 months

@0x1e96fc I have enough friends, they're just not putting out. Bold of you to assume I would suddenly become extremely social from having a gf btw.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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7 months

@Aella_Girl "All dicks are metaphysically one."😂

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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1 year

@LeaMaric @BritMartinez It's almost as if there are gamers who are not fat neckbeards and sports fans who are not fat beer-bellied fucks as well.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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1 year

@LeaMaric @BritMartinez Athletes:

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@FeralPHunter @metorotem He just made the men go "teehee, you're so funny, stop it" instead.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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7 months

@kyzcralotSxaM Did you do this because you felt insecure about your manliness due to your height?

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

1 year

@LeaMaric It's like your concept of a gamer is from the 00's or something. It's quite a bit more normal these days and lots of gamers are into lifting or other sports. I think you spend too much time in weird reddit threads filled with basement people.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

10 months

@kyzcralotSxaM I mean if you get the job done, who gives a shit? I used to take 1 hour lunch breaks, sneak in while the manager was away, write myself up for an extra hour and go home.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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11 months

@BokoHarambe @mymind Yeah it's definitely an open attitude to the world that makes people kill themselves.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@reconfigurthing @kyzcralotSxaM Tension.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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2 months

@rob_mcrobberson @thechosenberg And don't you forget it.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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6 months

@Komaniecki_R Thought it was vuvuzela at first.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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6 months

@StupidPplLil @leashyourkids @pbprot If this is his idea of fixing this situation, it would seem the common denominator here is poor executive functioning.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@jeff82874662 By which you mean islamophobic Indian Hindus of course, since the Indian Muslims probably have less favorable views on Israel.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

4 months

@PatBartMusic Several people have stated that they simply do not experience the same thing you do. They have not said that they don't care. A blind person doesn't not care about sight.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

7 months

@YourWebmiester @sentdefender How is it vindicated because Biden confirms something which is still disputed? Do you trust official statements implicitly? Because I've got some news for you re: Iraq then.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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5 months

@michael_timbs @Duderichy

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

8 months

@sun_girlxo I might be a dumb fuck, but I'm not that dumb. These days I'll be out the fucking door as soon as people start this mindreading nonsense. I mean really, I'm too old for people with the emotional maturity and communication skills of a teenager.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@thechosenberg @punishedreptil Unless this dude is a full-time travelling prostitute then I don't really believe this. It's like a new person every 36 hours on average for 11 years.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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11 months

@mechanicaltwink Lol. Just get them fighting so we can bet some money on it and I can get rich.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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11 months

@skooookum Isn't that just called "splaining"? My understanding of mansplaining is that it's specifically built on the assumption that any woman knows less about some subject or other than a man and so some dude will condescendingly explain things to her.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

7 months

@_sovran @sailaunderscore Not sure what a "male-brained woman" is. Is this just supposed to be women with very high sex drives or what? Then why the inclusion of the male or high-t element when horny alone would suffice?

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

6 months

@SweatieAngle There's also a certain type of person for whom every single person around them is the problem and never them. Ironically it seems more likely that they have issues than every single person who has ever troubled them being a narcissist or a sociopath.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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6 months

@Komaniecki_R Lol this dude has definitely not had to analyze some 17th century piece before. Just fucking I and V all the damn day. Try jazz, but even there most of it is extremely formulaic.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

8 months

"How are you so well-read?" - The secret is constipation, my friend. I only ever read when I shit. How do you think I made it through Kierkegaard?

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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4 months

The majority of people here, regardless of how much they present themselves as experts, are ADHD people procrastinating and getting distracted. No one who is actually efficient spends this much time talking shit on SoMe lol.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

8 months

@realschopenhaur @TraitNamer @earlgreyclouds Their deaths, in the Western world (which is a subset), are quick, yes, but their lives are quite shitty until that point and they have so many going through all the fucking time that the accumulated suffering utterly dwarfs the holocaust.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

9 months

@LeaMaric This isn't what we say in Denmark. We say: "Were you born in an S-train?" which is a sort of above-ground metro train in the capital area. Never heard anyone say this, not even outside the capital area.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

8 months

@api_assasin Yes yes, I know people who are like this as well, but that's exactly it: They're pathological. Her tweet doesn't seem to imply any self-awareness about the fact that HER reaction is abnormal.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

1 year

@the1351project @JoshLekach How often does your sister come home and go like: "Hey, I just got hired as an international spy/fire breather."? Not very often.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

7 months

Shout out to my homie @kyzcralotSxaM ! Max suffers from dwarfism and is what is now called a "little person". Standing at only 5' 11'' he's short even for a little person, but don't let that fool you. What he lacks in height he makes up for in zest and sheer joie de vivre!

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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7 months

If you made a law against furries and put them all in camps the entire infrastructure of the internet would collapse. This is not a joke, it's a fact.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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5 months

@kyzcralotSxaM I mean, I'd def still play laser tag now. Or paintball (which I have). I remember we had pretend wars as kids with like strategy meetings and agreed battles. Fun shit too. We even took PoWs.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

8 months

@schizarella I...what bothers me most here is the claim that squeezing yourself into something that basically hermetically seals your entire genital area is "comfortable". Comfortable clothes would be baggy clothes for anyone else but a masochist.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

1 year

@knowclarified Drugs don't provide insights into the nature of the universe, they just make you feel like they provided insights into the nature of the universe.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

11 months

@zeta_goblin Or you could have muscles and tig bitties.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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7 months

@Komaniecki_R "sometimes grown-ups make bad decisions" - it's practically a daily occurrence.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

3 months

@kyzcralotSxaM Idk, there's lots of grumpy geniuses as well. I don't think Isaac Newton had a lot of fun. I mean except when he used his power as Master of the Royal Mint to fuck with people he didn't like. Maybe you just met all yours at Burning Man.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

10 months

Hey women, here's a list of dudes you should definitely avoid.

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@AvdullahYousef

10 months

Poll for the men: A woman tells you one of these two things about her past. Which turns you off more from wanting to have a relationship with/marry her?

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@growing_daniel @s4m31p4n Probably shitting in the water a bit afterwards.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

6 months

@BecomingCritter @strangestloop Properly fitting condoms is an underrated issue. It's sort of like when women can't find the right bras because the shops just sell the ones who already sell, perpetuating shit that doesn't really fit. This just has worse consequences.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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1 year

@a_musingcat

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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1 year

@actualllynottay @MattZeitlin That's great, me too. I even live in one.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

5 months

@harveytweetman @tapir_worf @sympatheticopp Not really sure what is meant by the overall thesis. It just tries to elaborate on 4 important aspects. It never says you need to fuck around and add acid to everything.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

8 months

@littleapostate Stop overinterpreting photos that are probably both edited, taken at a different angle, under different light, possibly using a different lens, so you can throw a fit over a stranger's face challenge: impossible.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@realschopenhaur @TraitNamer @earlgreyclouds And how then do you propose to compare the two then? Because obviously we must at some point compare the two to ascertain how bad something actually is in a way a human would understand.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

9 months

@ctjlewis My friend, this seems like a very depressing place to hang out in your youth.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

11 months

@DeadInformation @man_ditch Important stuff. I'm quite unfiltered and open about a lot of shit, even with strangers, but the things that are truly deep I would never share with a stranger or even most or any friends. I just really don't give a shit with a lot of stuff others apparently give a shit about.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

4 months

@sun_girlxo @pli_cachete People jump through hoops to deal with the cognitive dissonance. It's literally a smorgasbord of defense mechanisms every time. And I know they feel bad for a moment, but it's easier in many ways to push it away. I mean I used to eat a lot of these animals.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

6 months

@JAMnit_JAM @SweatieAngle That would only make it funnier.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

10 months

@a_musingcat Neopets?

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

4 months

@rob_mcrobberson If I go to a restaurant and have a burger, I probably eat it with knife and fork. If I go to some sloppy ass place, I probably eat it with my hands. Idk, depends on how greasy you want your fingers that day, I suppose.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

11 months

@_baklon @skooookum Yes yes, I know people are like that, but there are most certainly dudes who assume women can't know shit about say physics even if they have a degree and they don't. And that's not just being annoying, that's obviously sexism because it's gendered.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

8 months

@dissproportion Rarely does anyone become an adult at age 18 and some people never seem to qualify for even the basics.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@clintavo @gptbrooke Conversely people who get hotter don't lose their insecurities just because of this. Though a lot of them think they will. Both can lead to narcissistic behavior, controlling behavior etc.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

7 months

@squirtle_says oi oi oi yaeouh wanka, wots ol dis then?

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

5 months

@Komaniecki_R I was going to comment on it, but I think that Josh dude literally just did the entire thing for blue check interaction. Mocked a dude, patronized him publicly and then apparently expected some kind of praise for it,while saying weird misogynistic shit to everyone who disagrees.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

8 months

@FistingLater @SweatieAngle I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

10 months

@WillGraywood @yashkaf No no, he would have been fucked regardless. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Everyone's trigger happy these days.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@Komaniecki_R You guys need an adult.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@GhostCoase Too politically incorrect for the left, too politically correct for the right.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@alth0u Manlet twink factory.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

10 months

@SweatieAngle "After all...why not? Why shouldn't I cum on Margot Robbie?"

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

7 months

I don't really get the definition of SWE in the US. In my country an IT engineer does advanced math, data structures, algorithms, digital electronics etc. In the US it seems to apply to everyone from actual engineers to people who do Javascript and CSS all day.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

10 months

@adamyormark @samswoora The necessity argument. Meat isn't necessary for you to stay alive and healthy. B12 supplements might be, but that would be killing on quite a smaller scale.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

11 months

@grimfazdingo @motusalt @kyzcralotSxaM

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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1 year

@runaway_vol @SWENGDAD I'm much like this guy, in that I don't really find mundane details interesting, but if I'm told some fact I usually remember it. I have very often had to act like I knew jack shit about people to not creep them out with my encyclopedic knowledge of their lives.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

@maxsucksballs

8 months

@RockstarNJYR @dissproportion Oh wow, what a great thing to advertise.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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8 months

@wanyeburkett Causes crime exclusively? No. Is part of it? Definitely. It's not even the poverty itself that is the variable here but the feeling of being poor which does all sorts of things to the human mind and stress levels, including but not limited to, levels of displaced aggression.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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3 months

@clhubes @laurenjonik Yes. But people also say they hate flying when they mean they're scared of flying. People don't communicate well in general.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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10 months

@a_musingcat Lol. No we don't you damn troll.

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Nikolaos of Sinope

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2 months

@rob_mcrobberson I think cellphones became a common thing for kids to have when I was like 12. I remember spamming some dude with texts for an entire day (he started), crashing his phone. The phone system had a backlog and it would crash immediately whenever he turned it on.

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