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🔎Al🔍

@SweatieAngle

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Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal. Same user name on bluesky.

Joined February 2021

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

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@SweatieAngle

🔎Al🔍

3 years

Arterial spurts slowing to a trickle despite clumsy efforts to keep pressure on my wounds- consciousness fading, with my last strength I encode the map to the location of the legendary lost nazi superweapon in what appears to be an unsolicited dick pic I spam to all mutual’s DMs

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1 year

Ah yes. The famously docile and submissive Latina

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1 year

Apparently the traditional dance of Georgia is ghost floating, goth girl ass country

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5 months

They look photoshopped on

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Meech CEO of PinePals

@MediumSizeMeech

5 months

Lenny Kravitz gifted Zoe and Channing Tatum matching engagement scarves.

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True story, my mom tried to raise me gender neutral -no pink, no barbie- mostly tons of STEMy toys actually. Problem with that sorta thing is you’re only as strong as the weakest parent at school-1st day she picked me up I was like ‘WE GOTTA LOOK INTO THIS NEW SHIT CALLED DOLLS’

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3 years

I love getting feedback

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3 years

Shoplifting is legal during women's history month

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lol - getting pizza slice and the guy in front of me (trying to banter with the cashier) is like “you made mine with extra love right” and the cashier very solemnly and Eastern European accentedly said “it’s made with normal amount pepperoni”

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1 year

...Hitler?

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Culture Critic

1 year

Paris in the 1920s - what made people stop dressing like this?

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3 years

Alright some of you need to calm down

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6 months

This woman was told she’d be raped ‘in the middle east’ and responded by calling the person mentioning sexual violence to intimidate her a cunt. They are lying trying to ruin her life for it. On a personal level this shit makes me feel viscerally nearly homicidal with rage haha

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3 months

With the rise of musk’s smut bots this is exactly what trying to goof around in the replies with your online buddies feels like

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Women are attracted to men with hobbies because when we see you patiently fiddling with something time consuming, temperamental, expensive and pointless we think to ourselves “oh, but I’M-

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Offering the full girlfriend experience where I say I’m hungry but don’t know what I want to eat then get mad at you for guessing the wrong place, later I start crying suddenly and then we don’t have sex

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My mom’s friends have this cow thats super dangerous because it was some girl’s FFA project county fair entry and she taught it to jump up on you excitedly and to try to play like a big dog and it crushes people

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3 years

Absolutely mind bending twist at the 36 second mark on this one

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5 months

Jordan Peterson in shambles

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Science girl

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rare lobster that's half blue and half male/female, A phenomena known as Gynandromorphism 📹Jacob Knowles/iknowles831

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11 months

Huge trend in nyc among girls with wavy brown curly hair is wearing it half up in a scrunchie half down, half moon/croissant sort of 90s homage handbag, the little 90s sunglasses, big pants, massive oversized leather blazers - especially from behind , an army of little Elaines

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1 year

I follow this guy who works in leather and is on a jihad against designer bags, deconstructing them and explaining why he believes they are a ripoff

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5 months

Were you ‘lovebombed’ or did they just like you less when they got to know you more?

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9 months

Old Vice would have made an intern go to this

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Sammy “Samuel” Mowrey

9 months

“What if INTROVERTS were allowed to have a sex party?” is a question this horrible flyer answers with “It will take 10 hours and involve clown”

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3 years

She probably likes them

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11 months

Hey man - you're a bad person and I hope someday you're in a similar predicament and someone acts totally inhumane and histrionic and tattletales on you over it

@exavierpope

𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐞

11 months

This @UberEats Driver just asked me to CashApp him gas money to bring my food to me @Uber_Support

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10 months

Opened our server closet and the new IT guy we’re onboarding started laughing and said ‘this is going on Reddit’

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2 years

Dude roommate is truly an enigma. Would’ve bet my very life he was gay -not an insult or compliment, he just dresses like a satanic business matador- yet its a constant goth bitch revolving door parade. If you’re striking out with ladies: try dressing more sinister and homosexua

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3 years

Weird how everyone with an opinion column has time to talk about campus gender panic and vaccine struggle sessions ad nauseam but this guy being imprisoned in his NYC apartment for 3 years + counting for having the temerity to win a lawsuit against a massive corporation is ‘meh’

@SDonziger

Steven Donziger

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Still strong as I turn 60 tomorrow. My third consecutive birthday on house arrest; the third straight year my son started school with his father wearing an ankle bracelet. I am on Day 769 of detention for a "crime" where longest sentence is three months. Hard to fathom.

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3 years

Netflix fucked up so bad man, this chick isn’t even a cartoon

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3 years

Girl getting railed by my roommate: *extremely loud ‘attacking chimpanzee’ type noises* Me: *microwaving enchiladas* OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE MICROWAVING THESE ENCHILADAS

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1 year

Unironically every American high school should look like this - we have the money - its shameful there's schools that don't

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Barstool Indy

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This tour of Carmel High School is going viral on Tik Tok. America cannot believe how big it is 💀

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1 year

Its when they stop doing this sort of thing that you ought to start worrying about them

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Are men okay

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2 years

The worst way this backfired prob came when I got my 1st formal dress. Once wearing one was a possibility, I insisted on dressing formally for dinner every night. Like an aristocrat in exile. If my mom wouldn’t help me get dressed, i would scream til she gave in, or I passed out.

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5 months

Thank you, writer of Borat 2

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2 years

@melodawgs Giving someone a picture of yourself as a present to them is the most insane hilarious fucking thing to me ‘you’re welcome’ and it’s just a photo of my stupid fucking head lmao

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1 year

🥲ma’am thank you for having the courage to have huge honking awoooga boi-oi-oing humina humina chickens done milk truck knockers and make bread. I think that is so brave 🫡

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🌸 #Tradwife #feminine

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11 months

Swiftie fan union gets their first demands met. This is the power of organized labor

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Taylor Swift and Matty Healy have broken up.

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3 years

Could someone HOT who is also a GIRL be unkind?!?!

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1 year

hot tip for the fellas: if she sends you a flirty DM and you aren't quite sure how to reply, hit her with the pregnant man react

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8 months

People give onlyfans girls a hard time but being like - a full on adult man with a mortgage and children and stuff - and having to routinely do the clickbait face to make a living seems like it would wear on your morale and self respect easily as much

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I have many stories like this. My parents told me I WOULD play a team sport, my policy was "death before chase ball". Then the peewee soccer team got hot pink shirts. I joined for the exact time it took to get one, then refused to continue. I've always been very outfit motivated.

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5 months

Zionists absolutely love to tell women they should get raped. From what I have seen it’s honestly their single most consistent position.

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Mia K.

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Genocidal rapists. I’d say I’m disgusted but this sort of rhetoric is on par for Zionists seeing as how Israel is a safe haven state for convicted sexual offenders

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Knocking loudly on my roommates door when she’s having sex and asking if they want any of the ants on a log I just made for a snack

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2 years

Apparently unpopular opinion but the ‘haha I don’t tip counter service, they just spun an iPad around’ takes annoy the shit out of me. I’ve worked those jobs, they are thankless and minimum wage. I always chuck them a dollar. If you don’t, fine, but its nothing to brag about.

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1 year

This is the horniest thing I have ever seen. Real freak shit.

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11 months

😬oh sweetheart no you have real housewives of new jersey face you belong in lycra

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Isabella Maria DeLuca

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11 months

Since Disney is woke, I will be the new, non-woke, trad, based princess.

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I love when Buisness School Degree guys try to shit on ‘the soft sciences’ - there is no fucking B in STEM you stupid sport coat bitch, you have the Feminist Underwater Basket Weaving degree of guys whose dads would’ve loved them more if they were better at sports, shut da fuckup

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2 years

Muting this before someone else informs me that dolls are gender neutral - please register your comments with my mother circa 1992. But some very cute stories in the replies here good work in general team

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1 year

God he’d be a gorgeous pair of shoes

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3 years

Fellas, is it gay to block rude strangers online?

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9 months

All the men getting outed and dragged for being shitty dads and husbands deserve it just for letting cop spy ass ring cameras into their homes tbh - complacent bovine creature behavior

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Marie, MSN, APRN, FNP-C

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It took him too long to look up and look at the baby for me.

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1 year

There's a nurse named Victoria Kavanaugh listed in this article who conspires to kill patients with chronic illnesses that require costly treatment in order to save her employers money. She lies, quashes reports, and works to coordinate this behind the scenes because its her job

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ProPublica

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New: After a college student finally found a treatment that worked, the insurance giant decided it wouldn’t pay for the costly drugs. His fight to get coverage exposed the insurer’s hidden procedures for rejecting claims.

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5 months

From previous hidden reply context cues, we can ascertain that what hurts her feelings above all is calling her fat 🫡 may god guide your aim

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Gun Waifu

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free Palestine?

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Diagnosed with ADHD here - just letting you guys know you are indeed huge soft embarrassing babies and you should try foraging for nuts and berries instead

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7 months

They were once wolves

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theworldofdog

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"she can't sleep unless she's tucked into bed like this every night" (jukin media)

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my bf’s google autocomplete shows he frequently searches ‘xhampster bear in a swing’ ☺️ must be a cute animal video website - he’ll just love this

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@Stefaniya Some men are so dumb they think ‘good cook’ inherently means ‘sweet and submissive’ like those aren’t also the girls most likely to also know exactly where the sharpest knives are - please sir all i ask is you learn this lesson from personal experience 🙏

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9 months

Dang. You’re not supposed to say it if its, like…true

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11 months

Easily the prettiest city in America. Shame about the people.

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2 months

Lmao

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3 years

Bro you’re not an incel what you’re suffering from is a little something called ‘champagne taste on a beer budget’

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9 months

The important thing is to never ever do any self-examination over why young women might reject becoming your wife as a bum deal.

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this is trending on tik tok pretty crazy how mass adopted the psy ops are

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5 months

When he says “they’re not figurines they’re miniature models”

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Wonder of Science

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5 months

Open spillway gate at the Funil Hydroelectric Power Plant in Rio de Janeiro.

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10 months

For security reasons i am afraid i cannot satisfy your curiosity but if it helps relieve your questions its cooled by an old bathroom fan and there is a battery hanging suspended in the air. I think its cute.

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3 years

You did a really beautiful job sculpting Shrek’s wife Princess Fiona

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1 year

Alright im gonna mute this but - just fyi there is no ethnic, religious, racial, or national heritage I know of where women’s traditional role is being a nuggies maid doormat so uh - aspiring based trad wives worldwide have standards and spines too 👍have a good one

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I heard pitbulls actually only go after toddlers who are gay :/ apparently they can smell it

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2 years

“Free. All working”

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7 months

Carl is the platonic ideal of the guy who notices he’s not good looking or naturally athletic or charismatic or funny or artistically gifted and concludes that must mean his special skill is being incredibly smart.

@Sargon_of_Akkad

Carl Benjamin

@Sargon_of_Akkad

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What I love about the Roman Empire trend is that a lot of women are suddenly realising that her own husband is intelligent, educated, and thinks about important and far-reaching things she doesn't even consider at all. He had an interesting inner life and she had no idea.

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1 year

@jestermaxxoor No one who plays video games has ever had sex its true.

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6 months

I just think thats such a cute way to die

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3 years

Your 3 would be more than enough for me queen 😍

@CallyGingrich

Callista Gingrich

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9 holes on a Friday afternoon. ⛳️☀️

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2 years

Libertarian guy explaining to sex worker that sucking dick isn’t SUPPOSED to pay well, it’s supposed to be like a part-time/summer job for high school students until robots can automate it away entirely

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“It’s sad when kids are killed. But” is a hilarious thing to type out and post of your own free will

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3 years

Turning ‘go to therapy’ into a smug taunt I level at those I’m contemptuous of because I care about mental health and I’m part of the solution

@Leftovers_Movie

Melissa Turkington

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3 years

Bought a used Charles Bukowski book and the best part are the notes in the margins from a woman who clearly was having none of this shit.

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You computer people are so judgmental. I think servers and cable uh stuff or whatever are like vaginas and they are all beautiful

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1 year

@thespike820 Smooth. Try to save some pussy for the other lads, now

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3 years

62 year old international pop icons doing weird livejournal fandom wank niche bottomfeeder catfish maneuvers like this feels like the whole culture's synapses are firing randomly in death

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Page Six

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Madonna accused of Photoshopping her face onto a fan's body

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5 months

IN EVERY GENERATION THERE IS A CHOSEN ONE…SHE ALONE WILL BE THE WHITE WOMAN WHO NEVER EVER HAS A BAD TAKE …SHE IS

@DiscussingFilm

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

5 months

Susan Sarandon has been dropped by her talent agency UTA after being vocal about the ongoing genocide happening in Palestine at a pro-Palestinian rally. (Source: Deadline)

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Dudes who spend a conspicuous amount of time at the gym get so excited to see other visibly yoked dudes out and about, it’s like being with a dog that’s seen another dog

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3 years

If this chinless weakling lets his limp noodle arm ooze onto my hand one more fucking time I may go absolutely ape

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@mensa_genius When I type out :3 this is the face that I mean

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11 months

Tbh 6 cigarettes in 24 hours is nbd

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7 months

Hey so - the creepy fucking guy I mentioned a few months back? His wife has been missing for 4 months after he …dropped her off with nothing in the woods ‘at her request’? Lotta people seem to think he killed her. Before she disappeared, she herself claimed he was trying to.

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Hearing former Thiel-and Epstein!-funded pro-eugenics Quebecois ‘race realist’ obsessed w/using mentally disabled women as brood mares is STILL streaming VS Watching his humiliating attempt at the streamer NPC meme-presumably clinging to last dregs of an ever-dwindling audience

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@pogue25 No, no - you’re going about it ALL wrong I mean - if you can’t even handle finding a nice little hobby yourself, you CERTAINLY can’t handle ‘maximum chicks’ - but even if you COULD, why would *I* bother making these recs? Do I look like a pussygetting hobby sommelier to you?!

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It was incredibly funny when there was like a solid hundred people going like ‘wow so you want to send wheelchair users to the camps?’ At me because i said having adhd does not entitle you to a medically necessary grocery serf

@laracroftbarbie

joanie

@laracroftbarbie

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at some point we're gonna have to deal with these """adhd influencers""" before things get even weirder than this because.... the amount of likes and positive comments this has.... like tiktok is making people SICK!

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@pickledsmoke Sure...I mean I didn't have explicitly boy coded things either - no toy cars or action figures - I think my mom if anything was rejecting the aggressive toy marketing of the 90s. I take your point, tho, generally its not great to DISALLOW stuff your kid is real into

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2 years

For those requesting pictures- sorry no that would be too weird but here is a creep shot of his ridiculous fucking shoe collection

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@AlgorithmDaddy The funniest part - which I don't talk about much bc ~in the present climate~ it *sounds* made up (it is not!) - is that I was exposed to all this girly stuff by my preschool bff, a toddler CRYSTAL clear on having she/her pronouns, tho he's grown up to be a cis theatre gay.

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5 months

He cannot be for real with this fucking jacket lmao

@JoshuaPHilll

Read Let This Radicalize You

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Elon Musk just told advertisers who have pulled out of Twitter to go fuck themselves. This is going great.

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its all mommy milkers mommy milkers mommy milkers but then when its mommy's turn to do the milking - 'urg im too tired' 'waahhh my balls hurt' - bunch of cowards

@Da1nOnlyCMart

TerrorChris🇯🇲🇯🇲

1 year

I'll pass lol. Nothing about this sounds enticing.

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🔎Al🔍

1 year

they actually fall for it, unbelievable

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🔎Al🔍

2 years

Girl lonelyposting: *text over picture of eroding angel statue* 🌸~Going to go bake bread and pretend it’s warmth is from the embrace of the one I miss most~🌸 Guy lonelyposting: Ever think about ramming the car full speed into a concrete barrier but instead go get macdonal lol

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@SweatieAngle

🔎Al🔍

3 years

Shouldn’t have cheated on me then buddy

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🔎Al🔍

2 years

Seems fine to me

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@SweatieAngle

🔎Al🔍

2 years

He took it in the bathroom for the lighting 🥴

@JacobtheGiraffe

yeikub

@JacobtheGiraffe

2 years

aight so who was it that was trashing plates

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@SweatieAngle

🔎Al🔍

6 months

@VoyeurBee Nicest ‘kys’ ever

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@SweatieAngle

🔎Al🔍

10 months

i get it

@mrnastynodrama

andrew

@mrnastynodrama

10 months

This has 131 million views on tik tok.

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🔎Al🔍

1 year

Anyone want to give me a job that pays really well? I am not willing to have sex with anyone and I am not particularly good at anything.

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🔎Al🔍

9 months

HahahahHahahahahahahahahaha

@mualphaxi

Max Meyer

9 months

I’m at the Taylor Swift Eras tour in Santa Clara. I have never been more optimistic about the future of capitalism or America. 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Communism and ugliness are going to lose. This is the biggest event in a generation; and it's a complete cultural nightmare for the trans/BLM cult…

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🔎Al🔍

2 years

One of my most heartbreaking realizations as a youngster was finding out that men don’t care at all about fancy lingerie. They actually like it better if you look hot in raggedy sweats. They have no appreciation for craftsmanship

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🔎Al🔍

2 years

If you don’t think this clutch bag is a funny thing to sell rich people I don’t know how to help you

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🔎Al🔍

2 years

This is SUCH a fucking guy-on-adderall thing to say lol

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