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local gossip, diva about town for @papermagazine / creator and host of @_eatingforfree 🇵🇸

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Joined February 2014
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"Here in LA, you don’t need a reason to be fabulous. [...] I don’t see that in New York anymore. And guess what New Yorkers, that has got to change. The Queen of Melrose says to change and get with the program.” Profiled @QueenOfMelrose1 for @papermagazine
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this literally crushed my will to keep going today
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at some point we're gonna have to deal with these """adhd influencers""" before things get even weirder than this because.... the amount of likes and positive comments this has.... like tiktok is making people SICK!
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8 months
this is the single most important video ever published on the internet
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6 months
this is a hideous and irredeemable country. nobody is free until palestine is free.
@ABC
ABC News
6 months
BREAKING: The House votes 234-188 to censure Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib for “promoting false narratives” about the Hamas terrorist attack on Israel and for her use of the phrase "from the river to the sea," which is considered by some as a call for ending Israel's existence.
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@AyeshaASiddiqi it's crazy how adhd went from "we are under diagnosed" to "if you don't have adhd you're a sim without a soul"
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the thing that stands out to me most about the jonah hill story is how blatantly obvious it is that men are being taught by podcasters/youtubers/life coaches/each other to isolate women from each other and their support networks
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morphine was so nasty for watching her do all that and recreating the choreo while checking her nails 😭 that's my sister!!!!
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1 year
feel like i'm going crazy because none of you are in the same reality as me where water recipes are the new clean girl christian trad tiktok trend
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1 year
🫣🫣🫣
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1 year
everyone who tweeted "finally getting into vanderpump rules where should i start" this weekend are not seeing heaven. we who watched the beverly hills episode transition into the scheana shay show live in 2013 are god's chosen and most beloved.
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9 months
to be clear it's that twilight came out 18 years ago lol
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2 months
i am fascinated by how the internet turns people like this into private entertainers for our unlimited amusement. people make money from it, sure, but god how grim. the 21st century equivalent of seeing someone "funny" on the street and throwing pennies at them to dance
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morgan sung
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the willy wonka experience oompa loompa is on cameo now
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7 months
i do think there's something to be studied about the way that occupiers and colonial projects adopt the aesthetics of millennial/branded social media copy. this phenomenon is also seen amongst US police forces, political entities, oil conglomerates, arms dealers, billionaires
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6 months
i mean this respectfully because i understand the impulse completely but all things considered this is about the least surprising thing Jolie could say on this, considering her work over the years
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Read Let This Radicalize You
6 months
Insane that Angelia Jolie is way better than Bernie Sanders on this.
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1 year
i know that ultimately this is eating disorder culture as a woman of Adolescent Crystal Light experience but... i can't face it lol
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1 year
Vanderpump Rules is better than Shakespeare because Tom Sandoval really tried to destroy Ariana's soul while he fucked her friend and gaslit her... only for her to become the most famous woman in America while he performs shows for 10 people in Long Island.
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told everyone in the green room last night my theory that the gilded age is a story miranda is making up at the inpatient facility between seasons 2 and 3
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@uncanny_eli i'm a pile of bones and ash unfortunately i can't read this or do math
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11 months
my only opinion about the idol is that straight people finally have a proper ryan murphy analogue in sam levinson: a man who's good with images and downright incomprehensible concerning the stories behind said images lol
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4 months
this is the funniest possible twist
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1 year
PEACH RING WATER RECIPE
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4 months
@yosoymichael it's almost too ironic lol
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7 months
what's of note here is how actors like ayo edebiri - who had what i'd describe as a sensational start to her mainstream career in 2023, is in basically everything (critically acclaimed at that), who has everything to lose - are braver/more principled than 99% of their/her peers
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Pop Base
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A group of 58 people in the entertainment industry have signed an open letter to President Joe Biden, calling “for a ceasefire in Gaza and Israel”: Riz Ahmed Mahershala Ali Mo Amer Cate Blanchett Quinta Brunson Farah Bsaiso Jessica Chastain Margaret Cho David Cross
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what makes this wilder is the show was created in response to me too ...
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Variety
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Jennifer Aniston on shooting the sex scene with Jon Hamm for #TheMorningShow : "They asked us if we wanted an intimacy coordinator. I’m from the olden days, so I was like, 'What does that mean?' They said, 'Where someone asks you if you’re OK,' and I’m like, 'Please, this is
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i'm literally living in the reality where tiktok is trying to convince me everyone in america has a huge stanley cup and is buying bulk orders or sugar free Fanta powders and mixing them with coffee syrups
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4 months
literally where did this miranda go what kind of traumatic brain injury did she suffer between satc and ajlt
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Editor-In-Chief of Reality Von Tease
4 months
SATC delivering 2 minutes and 10 seconds of some of the realest dialogue in the herstory of television
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a country we supply arms/advanced weaponry to using taxpayer funds is buying out super bowl ads for genocide and we're expected to sit and be condescended too on this app and in daily life by cowards with no spine or moral compass over voting and civility and "it's complicated"
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Lili, I mean this with my entire heart, thank you so much for contributing to the single greatest work of American art this century. Thank you for your service, thank you for your craft and dedication. I hope we get to show it to the aliens someday.
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Lili Reinhart
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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more actors should have this energy with nerds on the internet sorry!
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Andrew Scott has a message for ‘Fleabag’ fans: “Go out and get some fresh air! Stop crying in your room with the curtains closed. Do something better with your life. It’s a great show, we all love it, but come on now! Pull yourself together. Open the curtains and go outside.”
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1 year
the way you all talk about shiv makes me feel like i'm living in a different reality
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8 months
this kind of content is not a psyop i'm not dumb but it is hard to see an app that constantly encourages hostile surveillance of others and think it's anything but a ploy to somehow make us more suspicious and isolated than we already are as a society
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bria celest
8 months
Praying to God the bride sees this and drags those girls for filth after 😭
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that one girl in high school photography classes that would post her homework on tumblr with 30 seconds to mars lyrics:
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Pop Base
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Taylor Swift for her new album ‘The Tortured Poet’s Department.’
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I'd rather have a million children in a restaurant than a single dog
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anyway this playlist has 200+ full episodes of the soup if anyone wants a near perfect education in the 2000s and the final days of the monoculture
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GreenGay
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Need the straight guy that annoyed Michelle back on my tv so bad
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literally nothing: my brain:
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these new leftists never properly metabolized the "privilege" framework because people who make 50k are cannibalizing the people who make 60k and nobody is striking while the 100 guys who own everything in their lives are on individual yacht vacation that costs 100k a week
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1 year
hi 7-11 you continue to raise the bar i love pb&j sometimes i don't want to get the meat
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1 year
y'all please tell me you're also seeing these and i'm not just mentally ill
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6 months
do we know who's the money behind Big Pickleball??
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5 months
going to say this one more time and be done with it: this isn't twitter drama or discourse. palestinians have told us what they want in this moment. they've told us! clearly! what they need!
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palestinians are literally like "please pull the film out of israel" and you're all just ignoring that lol
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1 year
should i recreate the nicole kidman photos when my divorce goes thru like i did when i got my name and gender changed 7 years ago lol
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11 months
free idea for netflix: we need a season of the ultimatum where bisexual people in different sex relationships have to break up and get with people of the same sex for three weeks like let's REALLY stir the pot
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meg dancing to the yu yu hakasho theme song is literally more important than anything else happening right now
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1 year
do you ever think about search party
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2 months
To be fair, those other pubs were systematically gutted by misogynistic venture capitalists + opportunistists and their writers shut out of media. Jezebel loved running things to argue with! Argument generators like Broadly, The Awl, Bitch Media, The Hairpin, xoJane—all gone!
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amil
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Obviously as a columnist for @TheCut I’m biased in loving it, but other pubs should really ask themselves why they aren’t running fun shit everyone wants to talk about? There’s nothing to gossip about on the internet anymore EXCEPT what’s on The Cut. We need more good websites
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her anti globalized arms trade slay. she's coming out against the use of tax dollars to fund drone warfare. she's supporting guerilla resistance.
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Jolie stepped down after 20 years at the UN Refugee Agency so she could work more intimately with refugees across the world, and has publicly criticized the UN's inability to mobilize or bring about peace, its stated mission, after her experiences in places like Yemen and Somalia
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his rant about hanging out with "unstable" women/her friends is something i'd bet many women have encountered in recent years. and considering the current fascist agenda to strip us of bodily autonomy, self identification, self defense, reproductive rights, privacy.......freaky!!
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wait, how did variety "out" billie eilish if it's a series of comments she gave in an interview her people arranged and then re-affirmed later on a red carpet when the comments were followed up on 🤷‍♀️🤔
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who was killed. who was injured. who did the idf "open fire" at. is a massacre now called a "chaotic incident" ? shame on you.
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CNN Breaking News
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At least 100 killed and 700 injured in chaotic incident where IDF opened fire as people waited for food in Gaza, Palestinian officials say
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shocker! it's actually bad news that a select group of tech execs and venture capitalists were allowed to harvest the jobs of thousands of media workers to make a quick profit on rigged metrics/pivots to video/stolen ad revenue/ridiculous mergers/acquisitions/sales!
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people mad at Courtney Love like it's the 90s again we are SO back
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1 year
queen of worker's rights!
@Variety
Variety
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Amanda Seyfried on the potential WGA strike: "My writer friends think it's going to happen." #MetGala
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gonna be at a party in 20 years and use the fact I saw Oh, Mary! off-broadway before the transfer as a weapon against the gay guy who is my enemy in the future. saw it in my dreams last night. can't wait to meet him and feel superior to him.
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4 months
i mean it's jokes and this is definitely sponsored content (the amount of products specifically). however, bad actors like this obscure stats that the likeliest person in your life to abuse you is an intimate partner like your husband lol
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alex
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deeply obsessed with white women living out kevin mccallister fantasies
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3 months
don't care about crash or the music like that but it is objectively funny to talk this way when your biggest songs are i love it, boom clap, and fancy lol
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Bradley Stern
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pop stars stop disparaging the last album you just released challenge
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why can't you all be compelled by tragedy and villainy through the ways writers conjure up and construct them for us?
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susan!!!!!!!!
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Writers Against the War on Gaza
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Susan Sarandon tells us why she attended this morning’s shutdown of three bridges and a tunnel in NYC: “Because no one is free until everyone is free. And it’s my tax money that is paying for all these horrible weapons. And it’s a genocide—there are no bystanders in a genocide.”
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literally fuck this disgusting ass man
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Pop Crave
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Sam Asghari also claimed Britney Spears had a fascination with knives and had knives “all over the house.” 🔗:
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8 months
new girl is really good. like actually really good. plot. well written. funny. good cast. a proper tv show from back when they made good tv shows.
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Trevor Fraley
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What sitcom opinion will have you like this???
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I've been thinking about this mix of people at the Christian Siriano show for days lol
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1 year
@sageanthonyy no they're just really hot
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1 year
you think the people who make 90k are your natural class enemy because it's better that you fight then question why there are people in this world with more money than god who you can never reach, people for which no laws apply and governments bow to without question.
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who hurt idina
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@rosadona i'm fully destroyed emotionally and mentally by everything i've witnessed
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every girl i knew who dressed like this has 2 kids and lives in the suburbs with a guy named brad who she met at barcade and posts moderately alarming mlm covid misinformation posts on her ig stories
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Hairy Bradshaw
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the only people that can save us from the bows on everything girlies now
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1 year
christian siriano is so savvy. and harvey looks incredible. a lot of young designers should take note of how to move i think.
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Tom and Lorenzo
1 year
Harvey Guillen in Christian Siriano at the #Oscars #Oscars95 . More red carpet later on our site. @CSiriano
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the gilded age is about how important it is to either have or be an evil wife
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10 months
baumbach is a bad writer and gerwig should stop letting him guest on her movies like that man is holding her back
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this is prophecy... this is scripture
@ecareyo
Carey O'Donnell
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Was gifted this cameo from Vanderpump Jo for my bday. Genuinely shocked at where this message went… no one is doing it like her
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i find it genuinely fascinating how easily he's acclimated to manipulating gay men on the internet lol
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Jacob Elordi says his first celebrity crushes were Orlando Bloom and Brad Pitt.
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i will never ever ever ever let a man yell at me ever again. i will never beg someone to stop screaming at me. i will never beg someone to not hurt me. i will never be terrified of my partner ever again. i am so strong now!!! i am so strong and so loved and i know what i deserve!
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idk seems like the willful attempt by policy makers/industry power players/ideological stooges to strip feminism of legitimacy and visibility was in fact a stupid thing for people to fall for and yet....
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profiled the iconic Delta Work, a once in a generation voice, whose words have become something of a queer gospel. read the full story now on @papermagazine it is an understatement to say that this is the highest point of my career so far. ❤️💅🏻
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I might be losing it but there is some genuinely wild smoothing filters at work in the new My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 trailer.....
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joanie
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people do know that women in relationships have abortions all the time right? cdc reports an average 13% of people who receive abortions are married. other studies have shown somewhere between 20-35% of women are unmarried but in relationships/cohabitating with a partner.
@thecindynoir
Cindy Noir✨
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I get that sex can be recreational, but especially after roe v. wade’s overturning, sleeping with someone you wouldn’t want to experience any of the potential outcomes of sex with is WILD. 20 minutes of pleasure can’t be that blinding.
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had the incredible pleasure of interviewing the one and only Katya about sex work, Corporate Erin, the lost art of cruising, and literally so much more. what a fucking treat!
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joanie
10 months
barbie is textually a movie about transsexuality. don't fight me about it because I'm correct.
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6 months
incredibly cool / go off ❤️🇵🇸
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6 months
not at all carrying water for Jolie nor does she need me to defend or even justify what she gets up too but like, this is really not surprising! i'd be surprised if bernie was more """""progressive"""" on this, actually!
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1 year
two things can be true that law is perceived as a """""diva""""" and also that fashion houses and pr reps are horribly racist and the system is quick to toss aside + vilify black creatives who advocate for themselves and clients
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noah
1 year
law roach submissions @ deuxmoi
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6 months
do you think katya was like "i'm gonna tweet free palestine" and trixie was like "i'm not" 🫥
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joanie
3 months
she's crying about barbra streisand because she's a woman...
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Jarett Wieselman
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Anne Hathaway is SUCH a gay man #SAGAwards
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3 months
not shade but this reminds me of those single covers for early 2010s electropop songs that caused severe ptsd in retail workers
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joanie
3 months
at what point do we recognize the obvious misogyny and racism lol dude fucking sucks
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Andrew Woods
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Like…this is kind of pathetic
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freaks me out how straight people still use snapchat like aggressively
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1 year
this is literally a beer commercial lol
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joanie
2 months
your soul is irredeemable and there is no joy waiting for you in this life or what comes next.
@MonarchWolf
UrbaniteTransitBird 🐤
2 months
Very cool @SFBART . Yes being homeless isn’t a crime but making it unpleasant for paying riders should be. Normally I don’t care but this time it’s bad. Isn’t this what CIS was made for?
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joanie
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they're an indie act and as the industry consolidated around influencing and streaming synergy in the mid decade there wasn't the space on stage or screen in the same way as there was in 2010. they've put our five excellent albums since and continue to perform packed tours so 🤷🏼‍♀️
@luke_winkie
Luke Winkie
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They played a million sold-out 30 minute shows, were weirdly adjacent to, like, New York/Paris runway fashion, started showing up in Gossip Girl, and completely disappeared from the planet six months later. I still have so many questions...
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5 months
palestinians are literally like "please pull the film out of israel" and you're all just ignoring that lol
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1 year
obsessed with my eyebrow place's completely haunting website
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joanie
6 months
this hypocrisy does seem insane but also i really think it's time we reckon with how little value hollywood power players and institutions as a whole gives to the subjects, symbols, and stories it depicts
@strangeharbors
Jeff Zhang 张佶润
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Hollywood silencing voices calling out genocide when three of its biggest award season films this year are Oppenheimer, Killers of the Flower Moon, and The Zone of Interest is fucking insane to me.
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joanie
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the us empire will fall in our lifetimes so 🤷🏼‍♀️ might as well get your back blown out in the senate hearing room while it still exists 🤷🏼‍♀️
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joanie
27 days
celebrity skin is more important and interesting and influential than that lady's entire discography from now until forever, know that
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joanie
5 months
liberals and liberals masquerading as leftists right now are, I think, being legitimately challenged on the way they see the world and "movements" and rather than proccess it they log on to this app and punish everyone around them. it's a cycle we've seen constantly.
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@laracroftbarbie
joanie
6 months
thankfully the BDS Movement has this covered and has already issues guidelines! you shouldn't be seeing Disney movies anyway, regardless!
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@alex_abads
alex
6 months
just remembered that this is happening
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@laracroftbarbie
joanie
10 months
I'm the culture editor at Tommy Dorfman's new online mag, Curran, an autonomous space for LGBTQ+ writers to nuances of identity, joy, creation, and intimacy! Our first issue is now live!! Check out my debut feature, "Kylie Minogue's Pleasure Crusade"
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@laracroftbarbie
joanie
7 months
😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@laracroftbarbie
joanie
18 days
what did I say. WHAT DID I SAY.
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@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
18 days
NEW YORK (AP) — New York appeals court overturns Harvey Weinstein’s 2020 rape conviction, ordering new trial in landmark #MeToo case.
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