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Writer. Co-host of @sexyuniquepod . You didn’t go up there to fish.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
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People seem to be forgetting that Sydney Sweeney is engaged to a man from a pizza dynasty…
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2 years
Happy Mother’s Day
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Thinking Gaga was saying “Red wine!” at the start of Just Dance for YEARS…camp
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“Actually, that’s not true, Ellen.”-Dakota Johnson
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4 years
If Robert De Niro doesn’t make $7.5 million this year, I’m gonna fucking kill myself
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Robert De Niro 'will be lucky if he makes $7.5 million this year', lawyers say
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3 years
Pete Davidson’s New York.
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Kim Kardashian arrives in Pete Davidson's native NYC after holding hands
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This really killed me today. Clickhole always nails it, truly.
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2 years
I’m a guidance counselor at the Euphoria high school. I eat lunch in my car and have night terrors.
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4 years
When the high school play starts with the cast coming down the aisles in character
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Anti-maskers in Florida invade a Target
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1 year
I am beside myself
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3 years
I am crying at E!’s coverage of the coup
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4 years
Unreal
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3 years
Maybe she was right
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1 year
People Seem To Be Forgetting That Sydney Sweeney Is Engaged To A Man From A Pizza Dynasty
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3 years
The older girls at a family friend party who let you hang with them outside while they talk about people you don’t know
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4 years
Pulse Nightclub. June 12th, 2016.
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4 years
Leave Bring It On out of this
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The box office hit a 20-year low this weekend. The last time it was this bad was in September of 2000, when Keanu Reeves' "The Watcher," Jamie Foxx's "Bait" and "Bring It On" were still in theaters
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1 year
This should be the last tweet
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Kendall Jenner announces her horse is expecting a baby via surrogate.
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2 years
I say this genuinely, but I think Cara Delevingne may need an exorcism
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5 years
No one has better prison photos than Teresa Giudice
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2 months
Everyone who worked on Poor Things looks like this
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3 years
That photo of Gaga and Adam Driver looks like the last photo a once-wealthy orphan has of their parents who died in a car accident in Aspen
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3 years
Happy birthday to Rihanna. One of the best there is.
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2 months
Who tf is Mr. Chuckles
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5 years
Let Marianne Williamson smoke cigarettes on stage
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Ariana showing off her ring
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2 years
“Not bloody yet!”-The Queen, crabwalking across the palace ceiling
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Princess of Wales spotted at the farmer’s market
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4 years
This woman has mustard on her shirt
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1 year
You can haunt him!!
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David Foster details raising a child at 73: 'I can offer him wisdom'
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3 years
Lol they deleted this
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1 year
Now they hold hands in public proving love has no age
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26 days
Dua Lipa as Peter Pan
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James Charles has unveiled the artwork for his upcoming single “Can We Just Be Friends” out April 26th.
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1 year
Don’t need that Italian gal to sing anymore on White Lotus. Thank you! That’s enough!
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5 years
I see he has on his best “Call Someone a Faggot At a Bar on Thanksgiving Eve” pullover
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Sitting down with Nicholas Sandmann - the student at the center of the protest controversy at the Lincoln Memorial. Airs tomorrow on @TODAYshow
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2 years
This is art
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3 years
I am screaming
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5 years
Shailene Woodley in Big Little Lies asking Ziggy a question
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3 years
Poop queen!!!!
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Ghislaine Maxwell has messy jail cell, doesn't flush toilet, prosecutors allege
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3 years
Here’s my truth: I got engaged last night
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2 years
Me and my best friend in the Wendy’s drive thru in high school after smoking weed out of an apple
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3 months
‘El Chapo’s’ granddaughter, 18, joins hunt for Loch Ness Monster while romping through Scotland
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‘El Chapo’s’ granddaughter, 18, joins hunt for Loch Ness Monster while romping through Scotland
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4 years
Young Sheldon should be allowed to get arrested
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I asked Iain Armitage if he’s getting arrested today. “Unfortunately not. I’m too young.” Maybe when you’re older, young sheldon.
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10 months
He’s doing the gay bear face
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2 months
No explanation needed mama!
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1 month
This Gatsby ass spam text…
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2 years
A guy at Starbucks just yelled into his Bluetooth “You ready for season 4? The network just called.” Excited for him.
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2 years
Me playing Enya for my niece and nephew
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My jaw is dropped at this video…
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1 year
One of the last superstars we have. We are so lucky.
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4 years
Every Christmas my family calls me Trash Boy and makes me clean up all the gift wrap and trash
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3 years
Howling
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It’s 2021 and we are all Whoopi.
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4 years
I’ve never not been vaguely devastated at Nordstrom Rack
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4 years
January Jones wishing her mother a happy birthday
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Biden’s VP is Strega Nona
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She’s 35 and still fucks!!! Find out how this gorgeous ghoul clanks through her agony and slays every day
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Hillary Duff still looking great at age 35 🔥‼️
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3 years
Sharon Stone’s comment on Britney’s Instagram...important.
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4 years
This is insane
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2 years
Truly dying at all the cartoon profile twitter accounts tweeting about defense contracting lmao
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2 years
Almost the anniversary of E!’s coverage of the coup
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3 years
I am crying at E!’s coverage of the coup
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3 months
How boygenius Helped Jelly Roll Feel Like He Belonged at the 2024 Grammy Awards
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3 years
“Others thought it was Ellen DeGeneres”
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4 months
KT Turnstall “Suddenly I See” playing in Rite Aid
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4 years
Waiting for people to notice my haircut on Zoom
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2 years
This is how everyone looks when it’s cloudy in LA
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2 years
I am speechless, shattered, moved
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3 years
Used Apple Pay at Starbucks for the first time and said “Oh wow” out loud after it worked—a new low!!
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3 years
Please get vaccinated so we don’t have to see shit like this ever again
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3 years
This man is like 26
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1 year
What does she win???? All of these people are so annoying!!!!
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1 year
You win Katie Porter. You win.
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3 years
The “can you show my kid some love?” Munchausen by proxy-adjacent tweets continue..
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1 year
The Imagine video was week one
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BBC News (World)
1 year
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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6 years
Iconic exchange
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2 years
I was on a bender the night Bowie died, and I texted my mom “Bowie’s dead” at 2 am and she wrote back “You don’t even listen to Bowie. Shut up and go to bed”
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2 years
What if Beanie Feldstein refuses to step down
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3 years
Palm Spring daddy couple who vote Republican
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5 years
I’m 3 years sober today. So grateful ❤️❤️❤️
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2 years
Fucking love Kim Cattrall
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7 years
ELIZABETH PERKINS
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3 months
Everyone doing “me at 21” Instagram stories
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2 years
Who said that
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Who said food can't be fun?
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“Donald Trump is in hospital”-a british person
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2 years
Deuxmoi will announce the SCOTUS nominee
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I love when I’m driving with coffees in my passenger seat and I gently place my hand across them when I round a corner. My children.
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4 years
Revisiting Reno 911
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I’m 5 years sober today. I truly can’t and can believe it. I’m so grateful to not be dead. I have found that is a nice thing! I will keep doing that.
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Becoming a Kate Middleton has gone missing truther…
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3 years
He really tried to embarrass her. She stayed the course and was a pro.
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𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫
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This Lindsay Lohan interview on David Letterman in 2013 is horrifying to watch now.
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10 months
I’m crying. One of the worst things I’ve ever read.
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4 years
Can’t get over HM the Queen driving a Range Rover today
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2 years
A woman in airport security said “Oh, I don’t take it off” to the TSA agent about her tweed blazer. I almost gasped.
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5 years
Does Cory Booker...fuck coffee?
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Cory Booker
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Oh, and as for Caffeinated beverages. . . . what I do to them . . . . I will confess to you only if you are clergy.
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3 years
M*rjorie talking through AOC’s mail slot
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4 years
Me walking back to my Honda Element after getting picked for jury duty
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My best friend’s mom to us in the pew during mass
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4 years
Literally end of days
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4 years
Pan-tastic! Villagers stunned as goat strolls by on hind legs
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