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In order to shit fire, one must first chew glass. Chris Cooper fan

Brooklyn, NY

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@grimfazdingo

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You’re powerless. You’re weak. You’re unemployed. You have no assets. You have no education. You have no future. You have no legitimate network. You can’t do shit about anything except bitch and bully on Twitter to people who don’t give af about you but only the memes you steal.

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@grimfazdingo

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@hopes_revenge We're so fucking back

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@testaccountoki He is way nicer than he used to be

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@CartoonsHateHer Anyone who wastes more than a year of someone's time like that is just selfish.

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@Duderichy See how they observe a fleet of 2800 clusters ( by paying datadog 38 million dollars a year)

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@Ryan_Gasoline Do you believe writing started 5k years ago in multiple places at around the same time or that the previous humans record was wiped out?

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@CartoonsHateHer I think that book is a psyop by children.

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@grimfazdingo

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My mom asked me how billy renson from HS is doing. In deciding to be honest I told her that he didn't exist and we just said we were going to his house when we needed a ride to the woods to smoke pot. She's now very upset with me and I think I ruined morhers day.

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@grimfazdingo

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@tautologer I'm profoundly fascinated by this and disgusted at the same time. It's an unsettling combination of feelings.

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@grimfazdingo

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Texting 12 women: hey I know we only went on one date but it's yours.

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sending this to every girl I know

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@grimfazdingo

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I was called an incel and a player by the same woman last night. We made it boys. Perfectly ambiguous and unreadable

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@grimfazdingo

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You're losing market share. You’re weak. You’re buggy. You can't run crysis. You have no firmware. You have no documentation. You have no future. You have no silicon wafers. You can’t do shit except rip off gamers who don’t give af about you, but only the mid GPUs you ship.

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@Hellachans This is why the aisle seat is goated. You pose existential questions to them and when they say I don't know and put their headphones back in5 times before taxing. They're too afraid to ask you to get up to go to the restroom

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@browsingenabled @Duderichy They told me you get by screening even with felonies or watchlists. They weren't kidding.

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Hi were ran thru and all single

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@grimfazdingo

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AITA: my friend's place burned down and instead of asking if he's okay I asked him if the Warhammer 401k collection was safe.

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@grimfazdingo

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@eshear Guanfacine is a BP medication that provides 2/3 similar effects to amphetamines hence why it's used to treat ADHD. Not exactly the question you asked but I think sharing enough overlap while not increasing the heart rate was interesting enough to share.

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@dissproportion It's not a barrier. it's the first line of defense of the immune system. Am I being pedantic? probably. Are you still wrong? Definitely

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@dissproportion Gabapentin. Not very trying but it can take the edge off of your anxiety. Extremely safe basically as safe as a Rx drug can be.

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@catehall Maybe they shouldn't be reading people's private messages.

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@yacineMTB Go outside

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@grimfazdingo

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Hi, were like the modern version of perfect strangers. Ambiguously gay but we never speak about it.

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Zero notes.

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@Ryan_Gasoline Yeah, we're bound by what relics survived. I wonder how many library of Alexandria type events really took place in history and we'll never know.

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@browserdotsys I'm pretty sure those messages are just vetting which numbers are valid and will respond and they still those lists to scammers.

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@coldhealing You should see how well I'm doing on hinge because of this conflict

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@grimfazdingo

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The phone case of a female manipulator.

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@telmudic Yeah, why would you marry if you weren't disgusting?

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@grimfazdingo

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A Mediterranean love story in 3 parts.

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@grimfazdingo

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@eigenrobot Awkward as fuck for my class because we were watching it and the teacher was too dumb to realize that half the kids in the classes had a parent in the building til the principal came in and shut it off

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@grimfazdingo

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I lost my job and I have an undying urge to learn rust. What mean?

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@CartoonsHateHer Great indicator for deadbeat dad behavior. 4 years I guess is better than 40

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Folks it's okay to lie to your mom sometimes for her own sake.

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@animalologist Moms rock

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@telmudic I still suck. They pay me. More every year. Incentive structure is broken.

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@grimfazdingo

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@Duderichy Worked for a German chef who was buying a car and kept talking about it in the kitchen. I need to find something affordable to save for my kids college. Guy shows up in a r8 one day. I ask him what about your kids college? In a very heavy German accent just yelled "FUCK my KiDs"

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Me and all my friends had Chlamydia at the same time.

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what’s the worst way you ever got dumped?

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@grimfazdingo

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@samswoora Part of me regrets and is happy I fucked up my early 20s. Hard transitions are just soft landings at this point.

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@coldhealing I'm racist. All the women find it funny tho. Skill issue

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@grimfazdingo

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@evacide It's not about privacy. It's about America's soft power. It's cultural exports. Sending that data wholesale to servers controlled by the CCP is reckless. It's about taking away an edge from a potential adversary that can strip the US if it's global influence.

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@grimfazdingo

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@lukaseder @elonmusk It's a good fit. Atlassian has run the ultimate grift of convincing every PM you need to jira to be agile.

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@grimfazdingo

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It's a bit awkward being a skinny guy with a bloody nose because all these white people ask you for coke instead of asking you if you're okay.

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@RAND_corp69 Why would he delete this banger

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@grimfazdingo

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Walking in the same direction as this random dude and he keeps turning and looking at me. He then full turns and smacks me? Thankfully it was right on the corner and the corner boys ( they love me ) saw that shit and ran up and handled it for me.

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@Duderichy @NateSilver538 What's crazy is how small of an edge can generate a lot of ev

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@iamaheron_ Steam phishing sites have always been this high quality. I fell for the same thing, fake window.

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@skooookum The best drug advice I ever got was how to cook my shitty coke into rock.

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@_ali_taylor It is worth noting the difference in stress levels when you're on vacation. It could be a major factor.

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@cosmos_raj This has happened to me twice and trust me these are not the girls you want to date long term.

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@sun_girlxo This is the funniest one but seeing this makes me so glad to not be caught up in the lifestyle anymore.

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@powerbottomson1 @eigenrobot We were teenagers so yes

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@joejoeshabadoo1 @hopes_revenge You ratioed yourself too

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@kyzcralotSxaM A pretty girl is like a violent crime If you do it wrong You could do time but if you do it right it is sublime

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@grimfazdingo

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I got asked if I like smoking weed today. I did but then I grew up. Sorry not sorry.

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@typedfemale Pandas the most anti pythonic syntax with an API that changes every 6 months. You're right about python but I wouldn't say pandas is a practical example of why python is bad.

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@samswoora You can and you will because your love is boundless for her. Don't be surprised what you're capable of

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@grimfazdingo

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I got on Twitter and met a bunch of mutuals and they always insist I'm not autistic. I'm kinda offended.

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@grimfazdingo

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@allgarbled Jensen has time to hand deliver orders? We're at the top sell everything

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@eigenrobot Yes, I do and it's never pretty

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@telmudic Never trust a twink.

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@lillybilly299 I am uplifted by this

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@grimfazdingo

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You’re powerful. You’re strong. You’re employed. You have many assets. You have education. You have a future. You have a extensive network. You can do about anything including shitposting on Twitter to people who care about you and the memes you create.

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@grimfazdingo

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@sashachapin @embryosophy It's called being a himbo

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@HotForMoot It's not a smell it's an entire vibe. The Seinfeld episode is only funny because it's true. Men become higher order beings when we abstain.

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@grimfazdingo

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@Aurorraz_ Check out this comic book. Somehow they managed to write Habibi in both languages.

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@AoDespair You come at the king you best not miss

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@hollowearthterf @AionaClownsword Post menopausal orcas play an important role in their family structures. they continue to lead and teach their pods for generations. Exactly like grandmas

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@HotForMoot I love when people post polls like this because I get to poison the results. Chaos must flow out of my body and into the universe. Nerds call this entropy.

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@CartoonsHateHer If you're in interracial couple you'll get either you're the cutest couple from women and white guys will give you dirty looks.

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@grimfazdingo

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@BecomingCritter @HotForMoot Seriously, Riley you should know better the stable ones don't make for good stories.

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Yes they do. high population density is the number one defining characteristic of a city. Why would you use a photo with no people in it to illustrate that if it weren't dead?

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Some people say SF is dead. Do dead cities look like that?

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@lillybilly299 @synch_is_law are we still joking?

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@sun_girlxo @DkSemyon I've seen significantly worse than that. The narcan laying around pretty much tells you that's not close to the bottom.

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@grimfazdingo

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Been having a rough week, slowly spiraling. It's easy to miss the forest for the trees. I received this random compliment from a moot and it meant so much to me. PSA: randomly compliment people even strangers because it might have an impact you can't fathom.

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@telmudic And we're all out of wood

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@grimfazdingo

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You must assert dominance by driving a rolls royce in a village where the average salary is $200/year

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@grimfazdingo

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Indian food is actually based and no I didn't have the butter chicken

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@grimfazdingo

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@alexandravbotez @Delta @itsandreabotez Never check bags. Carry on + backpack only. Do laundry there if staying longer than a week.

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@grimfazdingo

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Ladies this man is single in SF and more than one notable female account has sexual fantasies about him regularly. In short... WYD. His dms are open. @_via_getty_

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habibi maxxing. sous vide leg of lamb w rosemary herb & garlic rub, drippings rice w yogurt 🫡

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@grimfazdingo

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@eigenrobot Do you think if the candidates were different we would classify them differently from corrupt mediocrities? It's not a rhetorical question I genuinely want to know your opinion on whether the problem is the candidates or really the institutions that produce them.

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@grimfazdingo

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"A relationship built on codependency" ... STFU every relationship is codependent in some way

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@FeralPHunter Hello I'd like to report a murder.

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@grimfazdingo

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The bookshelf of a male manipulator.

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@grimfazdingo

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Return to the office? The debt on my commute will be paid with 3 hours of pooping and smoking cigs while casually flirting with the chicks from the neighboring offices. No such thing as a free lunch can cut both ways buddy.

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@lillybilly299 Referring to her as this bitch is dismissive of her trauma. You should listen to her.

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@telmudic That's a strong position to lead on your debut at a new job, his editor gonna expect all his future articles to be of the same intensity. It's employment 101 work as hard as you wanna work on your slowest days.

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@grimfazdingo

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You drink yerba mate out of a can. I rawdog it like my druze ancestors. We are not the same.

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Who did it better?

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@DeepDishEnjoyer I support her unconditionally.

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@Hellachans If you have a crush on someone in a relationship grab her boyfriend and make out with him.

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@lishiyori Because they're all symptoms of Adderall abuse. 1. Emotionally silenced 2. Can't get it up 3. The whole point of the abuse 4. Not hungry so they nibble on small snacks to prove they aren't addicted to uppers. 5. They're over optimizing due to the nature of the drug

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@CartoonsHateHer It's good to know our autism is appreciated.

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@grimfazdingo

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@MAD9 @lukaseder @elonmusk I think you missed the entire point but I'll entertain your question. Asana, it might not be better all around but at least the subtask feature is usable and behaves as expected.

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@Duderichy Medicaid guarantees your bills will be paid it won't guarantee you can get an appointment. It's genius

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@tautologer Your dad is not joking

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@Seamus_Malek There's no way any self respecting Arab is drinking that coffee.

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@SolomonWycliffe @Ryan_Gasoline Certainly very hand wavy but it's so plausible I can't ignore it.

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@grimfazdingo

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A mutual last night told me to tell the woman I'm seeing I want to put a baby in her and for some reason I thought that was a good idea. It was not a good idea.

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If you have tweets in your drafts you're not a shitpoaster. You're a shit poaster

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