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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 year

She let me hit because of my childlike curiosity and eagerness to learn

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Cosmos Raj

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Cosmos Raj

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10 months

White people ordering butter chicken, garlic naan, and mango Lassi at an Indian restaurant has the same energy as them ordering enchiladas, margaritas, and chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant

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Cosmos Raj

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6 months

I cannot explain how BADLY i want to have a home like Sabayasachi. Look at this maximalism

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Cosmos Raj

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4 months

Idk how many more “Me and who”s I got left in me but my god me and who

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Cosmos Raj

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5 months

Men would rather journey across the world on a life changing journey rather than talk to the girl that clearly likes them

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Cosmos Raj

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1 month

@arctanno I love when when you get racist on the timeline

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Cosmos Raj

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10 months

@sbinslashessend Listen I'm not saying they are bad. They are just basic. And you're allowed to like basic things, I'm just also allowed to make fun of you for only liking basic things

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Cosmos Raj

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9 months

Aella got mentioned in my company wide meeting by the CTO... I truly cant escape tpot

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

Being friends with really attractive guys has taught me that you don't actually need to go up to women, hot guys will have women come up to them to talk

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Cosmos Raj

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10 months

@soupgirlll Personally a big fan of mutton do pyazza or handi anything. If it's made in a handi it's delicious

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Cosmos Raj

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11 months

Girl so compatible you think she's a fed

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Cosmos Raj

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6 months

God I need to find a way to start selling desi things to white people for 10x the price

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

2 months

@notdott FKA twigs time has come

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Cosmos Raj

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8 months

Me and who

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

10 months

Perfect room. No notes

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Cosmos Raj

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1 year

@ThanksThoth As long as I don't develop his drinking problem I should be okay

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

Women do shoot their shot... they just don't shoot it with *you*

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

3 months

That’s… not what investing in the stock market is like

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

5 months

Zyn 6mg wintergreen. White man came this way

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

Why is every other Indian dude I meet 6ft tall wtf is going on

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 year

Can I make it any more obvious?

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

10 months

Eating a traditional Indian meal of lox bagel with cream cheese

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 year

Bros will show up to a poaster meet up expecting this

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

4 months

I’m gonna be honest, idk how many more “me and who?”s I got left in me

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

If we are gonna date you may need to defeat my male reply guys

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

Nothing is more of a green flag than a girl with an android

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Cosmos Raj

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2 months

Lisan al’ghaib

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Cosmos Raj

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5 months

I can’t even turn 25 in peace

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 year

Gm anons, love deeply even when they change

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

3 months

60 to your face. 90 to your face. That’s a closed case

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 month

@lillybilly299 I think it’s the idea of being able to socialize while doing one (in a circle in the longhouse) vs male hobbies needing obsessive dedication

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

5 months

Does the entire Indian population of America live in jersey city wtf is going on

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

4 months

@hktsre They are shipping

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

10 months

Ive cemented myself in the lore. Now none of you will be able to go to an Indian restaurant without thinking of me

Daniel

@growing_daniel

10 months

Basic bitch Indian food

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

When she's an awful person, has an extensive history of unhealthy relationships, no aspirations, but has the same niche taste in music

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

male urge to acquire land with any group of boys u build rapport with

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

Average literature bro

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 year

If you ask me my caste at a bar, I'm throwing hands

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

10 months

I'm just ken

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

10 months

Aight people are digging through old tweets to try to cancel me now, time to lock

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

5 months

Another day applying to jobs (please hire me I’m a great data scientist)

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

9 months

We need a poaster/tpot fight club, some of yall need your ass beat

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

3 months

“What are your intentions with my daughter?”

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

5 months

A birthday dinner with too much food? Always

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

15 days

Recently, a friend of mine has been seeing a new girl. All of us were hanging out and he says he’s halfway through this book that she recommended him and he thinks I would really like it… I’ve been telling him to read this book for close to three years now

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 month

Setting up my baby to be the struggler

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

10 months

See it's okay if I order it

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

21 days

Bro at this point I want royalties

beer person

@CantEverDie

22 days

went to get indian food and got butter chicken, garlic naan, and mango lassi as a bit and the server smiled at me and laughed and said “everyones favorite” lmfao

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Cosmos Raj

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9 months

@meatballtimes It was a poll

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

What's your bedside table look like anon

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 month

God help me

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Cosmos Raj

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14 days

Me looking at this chicks Instagram, trying to figure out how the fuck she can afford to travel like she does

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

10 months

On a date kinda nervous @Duderichy

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

9 months

Men only want one thing and it's so cute it's heartbreaking

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@pwiscila

9 months

not even joking whatsoever i think about this post all the time

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Cosmos Raj

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7 months

Yes chef

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 year

me, a US citizen boi, every time i go to class surrounded by immigrant brown women looking for a green card husband

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

9 months

All 3 of my closest guy friends have recently gotten broken up with... what is in the air

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 year

@ThanksThoth Yeah in the stand up world it's pretty well known that Jimmy Fallon is a functional alcoholic and has been since the SNL days. Almost every night. Infact him and John Mullaney were know for their alcohol and drug use along side half of the SNL cast from the 2000s

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

You’re not a misandrist, you just haven’t gotten hugged by a man that cares about you in a bit

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

13 days

It’s never over…. My kingdom for some butter chicken

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@fuckpoasting

13 days

feels so good going to an indian restaurant and getting butter chicken, garlic naan, basmati rice and mango lassi

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

7 months

IM BACK. IM SO FUCKING BACK

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 month

The fact that India never figure out how to make some sort of mango based alcohol seems like a real missed opportunity

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

3 months

The job search is going so poorly that at this point im glad to be getting a rejection instead of just being ghosted

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 year

Unironically I think techworkers are the stingiest people ive ever met. You earn above 6 figs if you venmo request me for anything under 15 dollars, I will pour water on your laptop

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@HotForMoot

1 year

When you buy hundreds of dollars worth of groceries and spend hours cooking multiple meals for your friends and u go out once and they charge you $13 for a burrito 😒

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Cosmos Raj

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3 months

Everyone talking about El Segundo as if it isn’t the just LA. Just say LA guys

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

@skooookum @girllbossing Iron deficient bf🤝 period gf

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 month

Me waking up to the butter chicken tweet making the rounds again

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

3 months

i’m at a super bowl party with a bunch of swifties and the urge to play famous on the live speaker is overwhelming

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

9 months

I think tpot people hyperoptimize for their career and then hit their mid to late 20s and realize they don't want to do that... so they start hyperoptimizing enlightenment

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

10 months

Got a reservation at dorsia. Tremendous sea urchin ceviche

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

9 months

Ethiopian food is just starter indian food

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

@greeneggshamed I'm already over 6ft these guys are hot hot

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

5 months

You’d be surprised how far you’d get in your dating life by ignoring red flags and being tall

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

if i ever like your tweet its because i love you. if i dont its because i hate you.

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

29 days

You know you’re succeeding when you start getting hate mail

Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

10 months

White people ordering butter chicken, garlic naan, and mango Lassi at an Indian restaurant has the same energy as them ordering enchiladas, margaritas, and chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant

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Cosmos Raj

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5 months

@DvnnyyPhantom Everyone on this site is a man until proven otherwise. Also everyone who thirst followed her on the past 2 weeks is a simp

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 days

Everyone has that one female friend that’s bad as hell but you would never date because she is actually insane

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

8 months

Yall know my name isn't Raj right?

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

6'1, lover of fine arts, kinda retarded

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

1 year

New political compass dropped, like for a rating

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1 year

tag yourself

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

Touched grass, shaked ass, had pho, need sleep

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

@citruscoldbrew What’s the point of a tech bro salary if I can’t afford to pay someone to clean for me

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

Me talking to this girl before the first date Her randomly: “yeah I used to have a bedwetting problem”

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

Alright post VC thoughts: -If you had a small group of homies to hangout with that's what made it actually fun -thirst levels were real -the pool was the highlight both days and you should've been pool maxxing -I wish there was a hiphop/rnb dj set. Maybe next year

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

Some of you people spend way too much time on the Internet, I was on a date with a girl and she’s like oh you’re pretty hot. You must have a body count of like 600. She wasn’t even joking. She thought the average body count was 60. I’m like ma’am do you think I’m Genghis khan?

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

Dating apps aren’t working, time to look confused in an arts supply store

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

2 months

avoidantly attached brown gf x anxiously attached brown bf

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

9 months

@skooookum zoomers(we) dont know what boundaries are

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

10 months

"About to surrender" is a really interesting way to interpret "about to arm every man woman and child with a bamboo spear and hurl them at the Americans"

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

3 months

@_gonads It’s his caste

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

3 months

Beautiful women actually cause psychic damage and should be treated as a category one threat

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

8 months

She is done

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

Dad’s birthday, you know we went omakase

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

@satyanadella *Should I stay or should I go starts playing in the background*

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

10 months

After work vibes

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

You tweeted about a girl once and she suddenly expects you to tweet about her all the time

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

4 months

Guys it’s so over

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

11 months

Welcome to the rice fields

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Cosmos Raj

@cosmos_raj

6 months

Choose life Choose a job Choose a career Choose a family Choose leetcoding for the chance at an interview Choose rockclimbing Choose getting ignored by an egirl Choose being bullied by product mommys Choose doomscrolling twitter posts trying to find alpha Choose loneliness…

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