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2x Founder • Wife • Blackbelt

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2018
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Brittany Martinez
2 months
Introducing… 🖤 TOXIC BREAKUP 🖤 Toxic Breakup is the world’s first Birth Control Detox with a 3-in-1 formula developed by holistic doctors and hormone experts to detoxify, replenish, and restore balance to your hormones after getting off birth control. Women everywhere are…
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We love to see it 👏
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Imagine being adored by your wife and children like this. Marriage is absolutely beautiful when you’re with someone who loves you this much.
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If you want to know who a man is, ask his wife and children.
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This could be the dumbest comparison I’ve ever seen in my life.
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3 years
Supermodel Doutzen Kroes spoke out against mandates saying, "I will not be forced to take the shot. I will not be forced to prove my health to participate in society. I will not accept exclusion of people based on their medical status."
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Imagine being bummed that someone you’ve never met feels healthier and happier.
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"Being married is actually the most fun ever, life got way more fun somehow. I have a responsibility being someone's wife, I want to be better." - Margot Robbie
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Story time: I met Taylor Swift years ago. There was a casting for a music video she was doing for her album “Red” and they were looking for girls who were “hipster” types. I didn’t think I looked like a hipster but applied anyway because why not? I ended up going out of state…
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It’s shameful and sad that a hyper-promiscuous, childless woman (Taylor Swift), aging and alone with a cat, has become the heroine of a feminist age.
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3 years
Trust the science 🙏
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We lowkey got scammed
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2 years
“I believe nobody should ever be forced to inject their body with anything against their will.” - Evangeline Lilly protesting in DC last weekend against COVID vaccine mandates.
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Me when I open a jar of salsa by myself.
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⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.
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Jonah Hill just had a baby with his new girlfriend a month ago. The ex who just posted the stories dated him years ago. Why share now?
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I haven’t seen any celebrities come out against Balenciaga for sexualizing children.
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I know a woman who was 33 when she met the love of her life. He asked her how many kids she wanted and she said at least 2. He told her that wasn’t going to work for him. She was sad at first since most of the men she had met recently only wanted one kid, if any at all. He…
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I mean… were they wrong?
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2 years
Women were being gaslit by the media for saying this last year but go off.
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People say they wear masks because they “care” so much about others. And yet, I’ve never seen so many people treat complete strangers with disgust and contempt the way I have this last year.
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The most alpha man I know is 5’7” He never made much money. Definitely not 6 figures. He grew up in Mexico and was a descendant of the Tarasco Tribe. Moved to California and became a picker in the fields. Has been married over 60 years to an amazing woman who loves him.…
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Having good parents is the ultimate privilege.
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5 months
How it started: How it’s going:
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2 years
Imagine thinking scientists can’t be bought.
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11 months
Women like Anita Sarkeesian are a big influence in making women in video games ugly. But it’s a slap in the face to women. Women can’t be hot and have any other talents? They have to be unattractive to be strong? Take Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn for example. The actress,…
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@JoelWBerry
Joel Berry
11 months
Making female video game characters weirdly unattractive or unnaturally masculine is an odd trend in video game art that I think is worth discussing. What do you think is behind it?
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2 years
The couple that was kicked off their flight for not being able to keep a mask on their 2-year-old should sue immediately.
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After having sex with thousands of women, Dan learns the truth. It’s better to be with one woman who truly cares about you ❤️
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1 year
@ThePopTingz Scientology is interested in Shakira. That’s for sure.
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3 years
Another reason why I’m going to homeschool my future kids.
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2 years
For the guys posting that she’s now going to leave her husband for a hotter man, I don’t think many of you understand women. He loved her when she didn’t feel her best so she was inspired to want to be her best for him and herself. It’s cute.
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Oh... that’s awkward.
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@BritMartinez
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8 months
Marry someone you’re obsessed with… emotionally, physically, and sexually. Our 6 year wedding anniversary was on Saturday. He asked me to pack a bag and be ready by 3pm. A black car pulled up to our valet. My husband was carrying a leather duffel bag, some gift bags,…
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When Elon Musk bought twitter, I saw celebrities noticeably upset. Some even bought Volkswagens. We heard “Stay home. Save lives.” From almost every celebrity in cute pajamas on IG. But when it comes to Balenciaga sexualizing children, silence.
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Why are people upset that a 19 year old is dating Leonardo DiCaprio when they praise 18 year olds for selling their bodies on onlyfans to “get that bag?” The 19 year old is still getting rich and famous.
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The discourse today is on femininity. But stop and look at this picture for a second. This woman seems full of joy. She’s not chronically online and bitter, attacking other women through her phone. She doesn’t seem miserable at all. She’s out going on adventures and doing…
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People under 60: Joni who? People over 60: What’s Spotify?
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There’s nothing empowering about casual sex.
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Didn’t you cheat on your wife?
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California Gov. @GavinNewsom : "Women are smarter in politics, smarter in civics, they're smarter in economics. Women rule."
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John Lennon’s song “Imagine” is one of the most overrated, pointless songs of all time.
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@BritMartinez @ZoyaHighVibe Since everyone is asking about the husband, here he is. He got fit & lost weight with her! 👏 And no, she didn't leave him. Stop projecting your insecurities onto this tweet.
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Single women should put on a sundress and aimlessly walk around the aisles of Home Depot looking cute and confused.
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I love how in the new season of “You,” there’s an episode about evil anti-vaxxers. Meanwhile the vaccinated protagonists are psychopathic murderers who cheat on each other but I guess they have the moral high ground because at least they were vaccinated.
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@shoe0nhead - eats meat - works out - asks you how your day is - proposes to you without killing a grizzly bear first
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She’s “Person of the year” because she had the highest grossing tour of all time. It was a phenomenon. She’s broken barriers, not just as a female artist, but an artist in general. I hope she does end up falling in love with a great man in the future.
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You gotta be kidding! @gofundme has stolen $9,000,000 from the truckers. Even more messed up, rather than automatically refunding the money to the donors, they say they’re going to give it to groups/charities of their choice. I can’t believe this is real.
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Hailey Bieber had to go to the hospital with stroke like symptoms and a blood clot at age 25??
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The jocks were the real heroes and the nerds pretended like they were the good guys but they’re showing their true colors now that they have money and power.
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I trust the gym bros over “the science.” They’ve been more accurate.
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This you?
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So...the white guy goes free. Is that the message?
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@PopCrave Has she… never heard of “The Little Mermaid?”
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Rewriting history in real time
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This girl 🥺❤️
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It’s super awkward seeing so many Christians follow the CDC and Dr. Fauci more religiously than they follow the Bible.
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Unpopular opinion: I hate nudity in TV shows. Nothing more awkward than feeling like you walked into a room of people having sex. It never propels the story forward and it’s uncomfortable whether you’re with your parents, boyfriend, or friends.
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Loved getting to do creative direction on this shoot with the beautiful @ginacarano for @realDailyWire ❤️. She is radiant.
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I just don’t get the Pete Davidson appeal. He’s not even funny.
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So when the boosters come out, do the vaccinated become the “unvaxxed?”
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Make marriage hot again 🔥
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This is ridiculous.
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I’ve noticed in a lot of marriages the tension between husband and wife with a newborn baby. The woman thinks her husband doesn’t understand how she feels and she’s doing all the work. She’s not sleeping etc. Here’s the thing: No man will TRULY understand what it’s like to…
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How do we STILL not know who that woman on the plane is?
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So what we’ve been saying for a year...
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I had a friend who was so angry that whenever she told her boyfriend a problem, he tried to fix it. She thought “society” forced him to be that way. I had to tell her, you either tell a man upfront that you simply want to vent or you vent to your girlfriends. Men are wired to…
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Inez Stepman ⚪️🔴⚪️
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More specifically, feminism’s central tenet (going all the way back to wave 1 even) is that sex differences are primarily social constructed. This is a lie, and has always been a lie.
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3 years
7 signs that signal you should dump your boyfriend
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The illusion given by dating apps and social media have massively screwed up the dating game. Women think they have over 1,000 suitors at any given moment because the average woman is swiped around 800 times a month. So if the guy isn’t perfect, they have the illusion of…
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What opinion about Dating will have you like this?
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Why can’t the audience rate the Fauci documentary?
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It’s sad that a 2-year-old can get kicked off an airplane for not wearing her mask properly but it’s perfectly okay for lawmakers to go completely maskless on a plane.
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I’ve only watched two of Joe Rogan’s podcast episodes. But I did notice: He knows much more than he lets on and he always lets the other person talk. I also couldn’t put him in a box because his views were all over, which I appreciate. Also, Fear Factor was iconic.
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I know women are, by nature, more empathetic. And most people on this site would cheer on her “empty egg carton.” But I really do feel bad for her. She was married. Her husband wanted Angelina Jolie to star opposite him in “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.” Their chemistry was insane so he…
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Progressives are regressing and conservatives aren’t conserving anything.
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I’m so tired of this man
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According to a 2011 study, The "profile" of the most unhappy person in America was a 42-year old woman who was unmarried, had no children, and was a professional.
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I met Emilia Clarke in person a couple years ago. She’s gorgeous, kind, and completely captivating. She probably hasn’t had work done and this isn’t great lighting (which makes so much of a difference). People are so used to filters and editing on photos. She’s still beautiful.
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Lmao wow Daenerys Targaryen didn’t just hit the wall she flew into it full speed on a dragon 🐉
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Women have the power to end hookup culture if they just stop letting men have sex with them
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I’m confused why it’s “sexist” to see beautiful women walk in underwear at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show but empowering to show off your body in underwear or even be completely nude on “Onlyfans.”
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Wait a minute…
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“As a woman, I think porn is a disgrace. I used to watch a lot of porn, to be honest. I started watching porn when I was like 11. I think it really destroyed my brain and I feel incredibly devastated that I was exposed to so much porn.” - Billie Eilish
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Having morals is hot.
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Remember when hundreds of CEOs resigned right before the coronavirus pandemic?
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I know people in LA who know the Newsom family and they said he and his wife are anti-vax for all vaccines and have never vaccinated any of their children.
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Anthony
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Newsom Admits 12-Year-Old Daughter Has Not Yet Vaccinated Despite K-12 Vaccine Mandate for Rest of State...
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“Marriage is just a piece of paper.” Cool. So is your graduate degree.
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I’ve noticed that a lot of men get really upset when you tell them that meaningless sex or porn isn’t good for them psychologically. If that makes you angry, you might be “effeminate.” 🧚🏼
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