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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

5 months

standing offer: i will buy fancy lunch for any mutual who wants to meet me by union square on a weekday

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tapir worf

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4 months

wow ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of him pushing the rock up the hill in hell, didn’t realize he actually deserved it

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4 months

OMG!!! WHO CARES IF HE'S HAPPY???

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2 years

does the fact that there’s almost no pro-russia propaganda to be found prove that “russian bot farms” were total bs?

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there’s a group of kids at the playground pretending to play minecraft irl it’s so over

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i have been informed that this actually means we are so back

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2 years

If you don’t go outside every single day during the day and look at the sky, you are performing a punishing biological experiment on yourself previously reserves for prisoners

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6 months

the @dwarkesh_sp podcast is like a smart guy’s idea of what the lex pod could be always funny how shocked his guests are that he actually reads all their books

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2 months

you like dune because it’s about autistic people doing psychedelics and discovering religion

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@tapir_worf

1 month

theres not enough male-male social pressure to get married, have kids, not cheat, stay sober, etc we can fix this, bros

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

3 months

as an autodidact i love to talk to people about their specialty. most are happy to talk about it the two exceptions: philosophy and physics i can see the fear in their eyes when i express interest. they’ve been hurt before

Good Girl Gone Mad 🧜‍♀️

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I feel so bad for real philosophy phds bc there are so many deluded people who read on their own and form terrible, misinformed interpretations but confidently call themselves PHILOSOPHERS

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2 months

should i pay for a babysitter to see dune 2 in imax 70mm with my wife? probably run $200 incl popcorn

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@BecomingCritter what the hell dude

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tapir worf

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2 years

@chaosprime Harry Potter and the Fourth Political Theory

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1 year

wikipedia being plastered with dark patterns begging for money they don’t need is an emblem of our fallen age

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 years

and that’s how, thanks to an autistic redditor and an over reliance on autocomplete, half of ingroup wound up addicted to oxycontin

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

11 months

opened a beer tonight for the first time in like 2 months put it to my lips, instantly pre-regretted it and poured it out guess that’s that, huh

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 months

@lillybilly299 a lot of common allergies are actually caused by not being exposed to the allergen during the first few years of life 1 point for Like That causing the allergy rather than vice versa

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 years

why is everybody so unhappy? i noticed during covid that half the people i interacted with were having the worst day, week, month or possibly year of their life this remains true and i’m not sure why. did we all forget how to be happy?

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 years

so weird to me that catholicism has inspired the best religious art in human history, and it’s not even close

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@tapir_worf

7 months

i’m tall, in decent shape, have been in good shape a few times and have never been able to do 10 pull ups gonna fix that this winter. any tips?

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 years

me: the agricultural revolution, and it’s consequences— the late neolithic: “From several sites archaeologists have found statues of leopards apparently mounting, riding or even ‘raping’ humans, paws over the human eyes.”

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

4 months

defund tartarus

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@tapir_worf

10 months

it sucks how 5 minutes of talking to my parents can completely ruin my day

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@tapir_worf

2 years

i like my girls like a state of hobbesian nature: nasty, brutish, and short

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

9 months

several adult women i know have been diagnosed with autism recently and made it into a prominent part of their identity what is going on here? cui bono?

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@tapir_worf

11 months

it’s even more k-punk than that vape juice, lacroix, and white claw are all downstream of a PE firm buying an artificial flavor manufacturer in like 2010 and trying to expand their market

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11 months

can't remember who i discovered this take with but people who like white claws like them for the same reason people like vapes

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@tapir_worf

9 months

what’s the evo psych explanation for the floor is lava?

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@tapir_worf

2 months

@shakoistsLog i want a tattoo of the last panel from this

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@tapir_worf

4 months

what book on someone’s vanity shelf makes you lose all respect for them?

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@tapir_worf

11 months

it’s normal for kids to lie about pointless stuff for no reason right

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@tapir_worf

1 year

i think my parents might be in the top 100 worst cooks alive truly vile stuff, folks

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@tapir_worf

2 years

my 1 yearold is in the icu tonight. could use some good vibes, gonna be a long one.

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@tapir_worf

1 year

gene is to genome as meme is to ???

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@tapir_worf

3 years

How do I learn to meditate while walking around with my eyes open?

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 months

programming becomes less enjoyable the better you are at it what else is like this?

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@tapir_worf

2 years

bad code makes senior engineers senior engineers write good code good code attracts junior engineers junior engineers write bad code

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 years

Twitter laid me off today. If you know of any open positions for project managers or senior software engineers, let me know. I was on the team that let beautiful little communities grow up like weeds through asphalt cracks, beneath the notice of the algorithm

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

1 year

for my whole life i’ve taken pride in being impossible to offend but maybe that’s wrong and i’m missing out on something? maybe being offended is good, actually. twitter, offensepill me. tell me why i should be umbragemaxxing. clutch my pearls for me

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

1 month

i regret to inform you that zone 2 cardio actually works

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

1 year

I love bell curves, but i’ve stared at this for a while and i still don’t get it. Can anyone help?

∿ 𝕚𝕥’𝕤 𝕪𝕒 𝕓𝕠𝕚 🤖🌞 b/cosm

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1 year

It’s ya boi

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

22 days

anybody else think of yud as kind of a stallman-esque figure? too smart to be ignored, too uncharismatic to win, stuck not-even-wrong shouting at clouds

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 years

@TimAllenItalian middle button looks like a good compromise

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 years

@RichDecibels some people think it’s impolite to go off in response to polite questions like that and require a more explicit invitation

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

10 months

whoever zuck hired to do reputation management this year deserves more money dude has gone from being a useful idiot who nearly ended the republic to a chill family man standing up for safety against the excesses of twitter. gleaming coverage everywhere bonuses all around

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 years

maybe making fun of the first AGI’s first human friend for being a creepy sex loser isn’t such a hot idea

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

1 year

@sympatheticopp tell me you went to a rat meetup without telling me you went to a rat meetup

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@tapir_worf

6 months

how actually earnest are e/acc people being generally? from where im sitting it looks like they’re mostly doing a bit

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@tapir_worf

1 year

make @visakanv ceo of twitter u cowards

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@tapir_worf

2 years

*gets naked* i’m the emperor now

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2 years

why didn’t anyone tell me how good tenet is

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

6 months

i was recently exposed to the idea of “junk miles” from road biking. that is, the idea that purely doing miles (or reps) that aren’t part of a conscious plan to improve is actively harmful absolutely shook 😳

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

1 year

i think i just stretched too much and released some ancient LSD that was stuck somewhere

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5 months

emma stone was a surprisingly good choice for the aella biopic

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monte carlo, monte cristo, and monaco are all overlapping concepts in my head

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@tapir_worf

2 years

@sashachapin warm weather is the weak link, it make people kill each other and not make nice buildings

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1 year

I love M. C. Escher, but I've stared at this for a while and I still don't get it. Can anyone help?

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@tapir_worf

2 years

boomers are like the incas: successful in their pre-contact environment, but unprepared for the virulent zoonotic infohazards unleashed by the memetic barbarians recently washed up on their shores

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@tapir_worf

2 months

@growing_daniel no he was the one whose wife caught the catfish

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@BecomingCritter i’ll sit in the cuck chair while they snuggle in bed and watch it on the 32 inch vizio motel tv

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@tapir_worf

1 year

@cxgonzalez inconclusive. there’s no smoking gun but a bunch of lifestyle diseases correlate strongly with increased consumption

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@tapir_worf

2 months

tpot may be dead, but like-before-reply norms still vary shockingly

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

1 year

fuck the present all my homies hate the only thing that is ever truly real

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“if you’re not paying for it, then you’re not the customer, you’re the product” has never been more true or salient than in public education

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2 years

@sashachapin i was fine before but now i can smell colors and see timewaves too

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1 month

to all the gamers upset by this: this is probably the nicest thing i have to say about your hobby

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@tapir_worf

11 months

the hedonic treadmill is a meta-adaptation to save us from superstimulus traps

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9 months

@touchmoonflower universal basic autism

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3 months

i have this theory i wanna run by you, i think i might really be on to something..

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1 year

10lb prime rib, most expensive piece of meat i’ve ever cooked lfg

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@tapir_worf

11 months

do you think quilting communities talk about improving their gender ratio?

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

25 days

please make sure your story points are up to date on the kanban board ahead of our sync

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The New York Times did a huge article on a 20-person polycule and the quotes are chef kisses.

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realized im gonna need to play dungeons & dragons with my kids gotta suppress my cringe reflex and just do it

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@tapir_worf

2 years

@TimAllenItalian that’s the trouble with compromises

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

1 year

what’s left is an absolute horror-show of raw garlic, burned potatoes, oil-soaked mushrooms, spirulina, cabbage, canned salmon and kale chips. the sludge left over at the bottom of the 20th century when all the memes have boiled off

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tapir worf

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chat, is tpot over?

brooke bowman

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179 tickets sold for vibecamp so far it will either be a cozy intimate event OR a bunch of people who WANT a cozy intimate event will see this and buy tickets and then it'll get crazy big again 🤔🤔🤔 anyway go to mydotvibedotcamp and you can just buy without applying now

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@VividVoid_ mormonism

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@tapir_worf

2 years

@astridwilde1 the heroes journey and other yungian archetypes being pushed by 20c mass media storytellers like lucas and spielberg is responsible for many of society’s ills today

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1 year

i have a theory about harari’s sapiens there’s two kinds of sapiens readers: first there’s those, like myself, who are basically addicted to deep history/theory of everything books of which it’s just one that’s kind of forgettable

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1 year

what’s your favorite unhinged guided meditation?

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3 months

hating taylor swift and hating aella are manifestations of the same flaw

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do we have any chocolate?

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2 years

who are the interesting leftist voices in 2022? i feel my filter bubble tilting right and would like to compensate

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

9 months

i spend a lot of time alone in public with my two young sons, and people from more uhh..traditional cultures make it clear that dads feeding snacks, changing diapers, wiping tears, is gay it’s had a profound impact on my relationship with the world

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If a man is ever changing diapers, there is something seriously wrong with the relationship or with the order of the home. It is a sign the family has much bigger problems.

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1 year

@touchmoonflower the modern notion of tradition itself is a 19th century psyop to get ppl to join the prussian army to fight napoleon

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tapir worf

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7 months

woke up this morning to water pouring into my apartment, flooded streets, failing infrastructure everywhere followed hours later by the arrival by air freight of a titanium phone powered by 3nm transistors, the pinnacle of high technology the 2020s are wild.

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@Empty_America 3br/2ba single level apartments with modest outdoor space, a hallway between living and sleeping spaces, and out of unit storage are surprisingly humane basically, how middle class people in dense nyc lived until the 1990s

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 years

john forbes nash was a paranoid schizophrenic, and during period of remission he decried his own game theory work as a product of his illness

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@tapir_worf

1 year

anyway, headed over there for lunch today.

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@tapir_worf

2 years

@LitMiddle @default_friend some might say that sowing the seeds of healthier social conditions that won’t blossom in your lifetime is the antidote to atomized hedonistic coping lifestyles

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@VivaLaPanda_ it’s not for gay dudes

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1 year

@Will_CostiganJr @logic_denier internet scolds are karmically inferior to bimbos it says it right there in the bardo thodol sorry buddy i don’t make the rules

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2 years

@trackpadfollies the noble lie respecter has entered the chat

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4 months

salt fat acid heat

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@tapir_worf

2 years

sapir-warf applies to programming languages too y’know

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

11 months

idk who needs to hear this, but: if your first association with the word “daddy” is sexual, you’ve probably been infected by a sterilizing meme, and your genetic material is at risk

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@babarganesh yeah and hitting the ground with sticks

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1 year

@deepfates the great thing about rats is: i keep leveling up, and they stay the same level 🤣🤪

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

8 months

learning to navigate the world of my kids’ friends’ parents, im struck by an intrusive thought: how many relationships and experiences did i miss out on as a young child due to other kids’ parents not wanting to deal with mine? 😢

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

2 years

so cute that slate star scott found love. really looking forward to him making babies from first principles

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

11 months

@0xmcc i think this trend of people posting screenshots of chatgpt as part of a conversation is lazy and sad

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tapir worf

@tapir_worf

11 months

how do i start a men’s/dads group? i mean without joining a church or paying some grifter a ton of money

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