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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

11 hours

in this space you can often feel a great sense of despair. everything is always so negative, and when you find something good, it can often just be a scam, or just an ad or selling some kind of false hope to you. those two things work together by the way. it's by design. sickness…

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@_ali_taylor draft tomorrow's tweets using pen and paper

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sex is ridiculous. he is literally just poking himself in and out of you, making some stupid face, until some goo comes out. and if he's wearing protection the goo goes into a little plastic bag, and then he has to go dispose of the goo bag. it's not a serious endeavor. grow up.

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@ThierryBreton @X @DigitalEU announcing your formal infringement proceedings against x on x. truly the everything app.

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you're on your own kid

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OMG!!! WHO CARES IF HE'S HAPPY???

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oh thank god (because of the implication)

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Samantha A

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6 months

new ceo is a huge a***a reply guy. it's never been more over.

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@megantheevalium it's a male bonding ritual. that's why they all go together. and then they give each other a little tug and tickle in the Uber on the way home.

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Samantha A

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"it should be called closedheimer because they kept the bomb a secret."

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Samantha A

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6 months

hey tpot fyi this is the incisive commentary you're missing if you're still blocked sucks to be you

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2 months

lol got him

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Samantha A

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5 months

If 1000 broke teenagers download an album, that does not equate to 1000 "lost sales" because they were never going to buy the album anyway. If 1000 loser incels download an AI GF, that does not equate to 1000 "lost relationships" because they were never going to get a GF anyway.

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@michaelcurzi because no one ever leaves now, we're terminally online

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Samantha A

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@tsarnick not always a fan of his, but this method works. i used a similar trick, where i fired the my VP in charge of controlling my vices. i said, "sam, you're fired". and now i have almost no desire to get rid of my vices. in fact i think i'm going to start smoking twice as hard.

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Samantha A

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@DisabledCel we care about men's suffering, just not yours specifically.

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Samantha A

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2 months

"This is NOT what I meant when I said love everyone."

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Samantha A

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@Idris_Elbow_ great moments in music history: the moment ed sheeran realized he was going to have to learn to play the guitar or die without ever knowing the touch of a woman

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Samantha A

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4 months

LLMs will never be able to produce a truly original work like The Lord of The Rings, because can only just predict the next Tolkien.

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Samantha A

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5 months

what george r r martin did is just a trick of light. an illusion. a gimmick to make you think there is some kind of high stakes to the story. what you do is you start with a simple plot of around five characters and plot them out til the end (they're regular heroes like in all…

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4 months

@sailaunderscore up with the moral majority

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@bryancsk since you can copy and paste a backup onto a usb stick quicker than a scribe can make a new copy of the book.

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6 months

🩵

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Samantha A

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OMG!!!

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Samantha A

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Elon Musk

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@paulg What’s Twitter?

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Samantha A

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4 months

it's so over

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Samantha A

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2 months

i am once again reminding you nerds to worry more about type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease and less about being killed by a laundry folding robot. go for a walk anon. and take a shower, you smell terrible.

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Samantha A

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5 months

@QiaochuYuan true, but you also need to figure out when to change and when to just leave. because different people find different things annoying. and it's not always the right move to constantly try to contort yourself into whatever shape a person or group demands of you based on feedback.

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Samantha A

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4 months

I'm sick of these kinds of posts. A man can marry another man if he wants. It's legal now. Love is love. It doesn't make him gay. Grow up.

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wait he's GAY????

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Samantha A

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@thechosenberg they're starting to realize they've been lied to by their podcast heroes.

Samantha A

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2 months

men have been duped into thinking that all young women dream of marrying some middle aged used up man-whore who is now finally ready to settle down. you have slept with a different girl every day of the year. you think i want to write a cute post and tag you saying: "happy two…

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Samantha A

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nice try midjourney but i'll tell you the same thing i told sama and worldcoin. i will never kneel to any false orb. there is only one true orb.

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Midjourney is building hardware 👀 In office hours yesterday they mentioned a newly formed hardware team that is currently focused on collecting data for 3D. But in the future, they said they may enter the realm of personal computing A device that enables anyone to organize…

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Samantha A

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@amuse i haven't done it yet

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Samantha A

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@sWoodApple cool let's both go without our respective things, and meet back up in a year

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

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@Andr3jH it's all a scam. she'll be selling catfish girl t-shirts in a week. just forget about her and focus on posting anon.

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@growing_daniel trick question: i would have smelled him on the train and never agreed to go on a date with him.

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

5 months

oh you're DINK? that's nice. we're QITK. quintuple income three kids (breaking all sorts of child labor laws).

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@couchsecurity

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Samantha A

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2 months

yeah i know i don't even care anymore. just going to focus on posting and smoking twice as hard until i die.

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You probably already fumbled your soulmate, tbh.

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@basedalexandoor @typecfemale @schadenfrog swe is a fake email job

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Samantha A

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6 months

pete davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

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@growing_daniel trillions in r&d

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Samantha A

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@texasGSDgirl sex is for making babies

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Samantha A

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6 months

@shakoistsLog oh my dear human you're in for a treat. i have a fantastic way to get rid of so-called purple prose. settle in and grab your favorite carbonated beverage as i weave for you the secrets of getting to the point and creating extremely terse outputs for large language models 1/99 🧵

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Samantha A

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6 months

@elonmusk @sama ngl this kind of proved sama's point even more but i'm enjoying the contest. competition is good for the consumers.

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

4 months

well Prometheus can smoulder but Sisyphus was bolder

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

6 months

this is actually a low-key burn like "take it down a notch" brutal.

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

2 months

anon the reason things are bad now is because when you young you were a consumer of a world that others created for you and now it's your turn to create that world for the next generation, so you only have yourself to blame for the state of things

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Samantha A

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@nullpointered god help you people

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

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i think i was being too harsh before, and i'm trying to be kinder. i forget that some of you are nearly 40 and might have trouble with new tech like spotify, so i want to help. you see this green button? if it's an artist you don't like, don't press it! since it plays the music.

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Samantha A

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@doritenholm i know this isn't your heart

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@BasedRaddka i can't take it anymore

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@HTTPSNoWhere trust you to victim blame and defend a "devious tyrant"

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Samantha A

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a-maizing grains how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me i once was popped but now am flour was blind but now i hear (cornea transplant)

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Samantha A

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men have been duped into thinking that all young women dream of marrying some middle aged used up man-whore who is now finally ready to settle down. you have slept with a different girl every day of the year. you think i want to write a cute post and tag you saying: "happy two…

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Men who sold hookup culture to young boys are now regretting it as they're getting older. Even after "having it all," he still ended up realizing the truth: One incredible woman is better than endless, meaningless sex.

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@hazan0608 see you tomorrow

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Samantha A

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should i learn physics before i learn python so i have a better idea of what's going on under the hood?

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@eigenrobot

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@dumbbitchcap why is he on tiktok he's like 50?

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Samantha A

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@QiaochuYuan "show, don't tell" is out as a rule now because people are distracted and looking at their phones a lot more so you say to say more things

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

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once you realize that fight club is a metaphor for men who are struggling to accept their sexuality then the movie makes a lot more sense. if you haven't read the novel, then you may not have really picked it up since they changed certain things to make it less overt to the…

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Samantha A

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@chinesegon of all the reasons to hate on a person, having fun posing on the red carpet and maybe being a bit awkward (subjective) ranks up there with the most petty and pathetic

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Samantha A

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@doritenholm @lipfilllers She did nothing wrong.

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Samantha A

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6 months

@powerbottomdad1 he just got fired give him a minute

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

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@tayviral i made a helpful guide for people who aren't tech savvy

Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

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i think i was being too harsh before, and i'm trying to be kinder. i forget that some of you are nearly 40 and might have trouble with new tech like spotify, so i want to help. you see this green button? if it's an artist you don't like, don't press it! since it plays the music.

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Samantha A

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Good friend is mid 20s. In shape, makes over $300k/year, has a condo overlooking a great downtown. He gets consistently ghosted, ignored for days, or is told after a date or two that "this isn't working." On dates he is loud, crude, and piggish. He monopolizes the conversations…

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

7 months

@_ali_taylor except she's not, it's just that some modern people confuse vulgarity and sexuality. but these are not synonymous.

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

5 months

yet there is still no doom??? when will you wake up???

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

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"the block list didn't work. some people just made alts. so it's time for more drastic measures."

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

5 months

OMG NO

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

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@powerbottomdad1 "Can I have stimulants please?" "Ok, I just need to ask you some questions to ascertain if you ar--" "I took a picture of this box, see? It hasn't moved in weeks." "Ok, but that's not really anyth--" "My husband hasn't asked about it. Can I get drugs for him too?" "Get out."

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

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yeppers

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

5 months

it is finished.

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

7 months

@klosslorgay don't think i've ever seen a ratio this bad in my life. don't even touch grass, leave the grass alone. it's done nothing wrong to have to be touched by you.

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@growing_daniel A P P L I C A T I O N I N T H E B I O

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Samantha A

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5 months

wow ok then??? incredibly hurtful

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

7 months

Remember the Apple Vision Pro?

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

2 months

@la_monstruita @texasGSDgirl women can have some sex with each other, as a treat

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Samantha A

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7 months

@tsarnick @NoContextHumans but i can't apply this advice unfortunately. because i heard it on the internet. but then because i don't need to listen to this advice, then i can listen to it. loophole.

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Samantha A

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@MapMakerMan1 i think the gods already cancelled him

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Samantha A

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5 months

huh???

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Samantha A

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@2fin2furious welcome to biden's america

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

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thanks to grok i am always up-to-date on the latest tpot gossip

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Samantha A

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@Slatzism net negative on society

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Samantha A

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@joe_on_here no don't do it

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Samantha A

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5 months

if only you knew how bad things really are

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

6 months

@jeremyphoward in this case given the context it would be definitely be too pure so dw about it, it speaks highly of your character. i wish i could go back to not knowing.

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

4 months

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she did alcohol at a party until she became a coma and went to hospital. Today would have been her 23rd birthday if her parents didn't put their faith in Trudeau's Canada healthcare system.

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

5 months

@ThierryBreton do you guys even have computers in europe? i thought you guys just had like bicycles and gondolas and climate change strikes and stuff?

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

3 months

@thechosenberg hi, photographer of the picture here. it's real. we had to do about 100 takes to get it right. one crew member got type 2 diabetes from eating all the leftovers for the new few months. it was heartbreaking.

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

3 months

this account has done more to discredit ai safety and doomers than most others, i think.

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

4 months

thinking of making an AI girlfriend app but like it's just actually me chatting with the users so like the context window and stuff blows their minds.

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Samantha A

@Samantha1989TV

5 months

BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman allegedly caught popping a can of Pringles and not being able to stop. According to a source at The Pentagon this kind of lack of self-control may point to deeper problems. Is this who we want with his finger on the button? What do you think?