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@michaelcurzi
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3 months
Imagine just finding this thing
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Archaeology & Art
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3 months
A rare image of the Sphinx taken from a hot air balloon, in the early 20th century. (Before excavation and restoration)
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Get you a woman who
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Colonel, Iโ€™m trying to erase the whiteboard, but Iโ€™m dummy thicc, and the clapping of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the students
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Do we owe it to future generations that the human race survives? I donโ€™t think we do.
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A collection of artworks depicting iguanodons ending dudes with their thumb knives
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1 year
Apparently octopuses have a 2 year lifespan and despite not being social creatures become social when dosed with MDMA. We need to do MDMA water + iterated embryo selection breeding program and make hyper social octopuses which will become more intelligent via enhanced sociality
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My buddy casually drops yesterday that he once lost 20 lbs eating nothing but cottage cheese for three weeks straight. A 48 oz tub/day. I lose it laughing & he chuckles too but it's not clear he gets it. 'Dog weren't you sick of cottage cheese??' 'Nah I mean it was only 3 weeks'
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1 year
Holy fuck the cast of Prince of Egypt
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Why don't you call it a 'nursing room' or sm instead of being a fuxking weirdo
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The archeologists are always like 'it was a goddess' and I'm not trying to yuck their yum but how do they know some dude just didn't just make a funny statue
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7 months
The 7,500-year-old "Red-haired Goddess", as of today part of the permanent exhibition in the National Museum in Belgrade. It was found 35 years ago near Odลพaci, Serbia.
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2 years
The most underrated privilege is โ€˜guy who looks good baldโ€™ privilege but yโ€™all ainโ€™t ready to have that conversation
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2 months
It has occurred to me that millennials invented all the early online abbreviation words like lol and Lmao But for whatever reason g2g has not survived. That was a staple once
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4 months
Comments just crammed with women saying they need to marry this type of guy.... take note
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7 months
People really think immensely complex sociological problems are just sitting there with obvious short term solutions and known price tags and that the big bad government is just too evil to click Buy Now
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5hahem aka Dr. Durag
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If I were Asian no force on heaven or earth could stop me from wearing round sunglasses
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4 months
I imagine most of you guys own wallets like this
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What's interesting to me is that this specific flavor of rage looks like what you'll see on some of those tibetan Buddhist deities
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5 months
I have tried to explain to a few women how to torrent & invariably this is the step they can't wrap their minds around. 'What do you mean that one of these Download buttons works fine and the other 8 including and especially the largest & best-labeled ones are guaranteed malware'
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Visakan Veerasamy
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5 months
free vpn installer tonight queen?
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One of my more esoteric social media opinions is that the world-spirit CHOOSES a champion/scapegoat to surface scissor issues, particularly vexing and pushing them over the edge into unfathomable rage about something most people aren't bothered by but society is undecided about
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8 months
What a banger. Where do I find more music like this?
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2 years
Why are women so much more represented in astrology than in other areas of physics?
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Some of you don't know the pain of the Renaissance man. Firing on all cylinders. Grinding on all mindsets. Expanding into every domain
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10 months
Gave my parents the talk about how one day a robot may call them on the phone using my voice, answering their questions in real time, explaining with desperation that it's stuck on a highway near Des Moines & it lost its wallet & needs them to wire $850 to the following address
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3 months
I've fixed the color to represent London as it actually is
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Culture Critic
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What exactly is preventing you from moving to London?
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6 months
Diagnosed ADHD haver here - undermining and pathologizing effort is lame. Discipline and good habits, which I first learned from martial arts, are the foundation of my life. You can try hard actually and sometimes it's fucking incredible and liberating
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6 months
I don't know who needs to hear this, but "trying harder" is never going to cure your ADHD.
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10 months
thinking about when moscow tried to get rid of all the stray dogs, but it turned out the stray dogs they got rid of were responsible for stopping even worse, more feral, less domestic dogs from the surrounding forests from entering the city
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4 months
Sometimes I stare at a gallon of ice cream and am astounded at the power of modern economies. Peasants in the 1300s starved when excess rain made wheat rot. We milked this, packaged it, put bar codes on it, refrigerated it, all in cheap packaging accessible nearly anywhere
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7 months
My most toxic transhumanist opinion is that it's probably fine to grow human bodies without brains and use them for organ transplants
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Then when they gain true intellect and the MDMA water inevitably runs out they exit out of Eden, like we did
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7 months
in a mirror you can kiss yourself, but only on the lips
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3 months
I thought if you were that rich you got to go to country club prison and play simpsons pinball all day. Is that not a thing
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3 months
Look at him. That's my quant. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face.
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9 months
Started looking into 'masculine literature' (like actual literature not manosphere crap) and realized the only stuff coming to mind were Hemingway (shot himself) and Mishima (seppuku'd himself) and I was like damn. Is this the vibe
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4 months
You and I think 'bro who cares if an employee watches videos'. Or we think 'professionalism is declining & it sucks'. But we aren't foaming at the mouth because WE are not at the nexus of transformation in the social network. We are not chosen to approach the sacrificial bonfire.
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11 months
I'm not saying I'm gonna do this but if you happened to know a specific hole that a metric fuckton of literal rats (rodents) hang out in and you wanted to improve your community what would you drop in the hole
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4 months
My most spiritually libertarian trait is that I like people who are themselves, and I like people who are characters, even if I don't like their characters. I like expressiveness to such a radical extent that I appreciate it even when I hate what you're expressing.
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9 months
They'll sell you strawberries at $1/pop by pretending like they're sushi
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4 months
The student asked the masterโ€”What is the nature of responsibility? The master replied,
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Liminal Warmth โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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4 months
There is Sriracha on the cat This is not my fault But it is my problem
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6 months
I think cetacean worship could go a lot further, generally speaking
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5 months
I am not an astrology hater but I would be interested in more ppl proposing mechanisms Like I want to hear someone say 'the planet locations actually shift the gravitational pull on your fetus in sub-measurable ways causing brain changes that reliably alter personality' or etc
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5 months
@goblinodds Men are easy. Get a man a heavy stick or something. What do you even get for women
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A wise man once told me (five minutes ago) that the true class divide in America is whether you do coke, meth, or adderall for work
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Men who complain about getting a gray hair... 'it's so over'... bro were you gonna be a cherubic little smoothfaced wonder boy your whole life... Grizzle up bitch it's salt & pepper wolfdawg hours
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9 months
It's amazing to me how supportive people are of the turban guy hitting the thief with a giant stick. I was just scrolling the replies and expecting at least some disagreement but no. Comment after comment of nothing but support. Ppl got moral instincts
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1 year
just found a very cool world religions chart absolutely no clue how it will look compressed but this thing goes crazy
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7 months
I thought about this and tbh there is just no way in hell sigourney weaver's character is shaving down there. She's a blue collar space captain on a mineral hauler or whatever. Like sure maybe she could paint her nails pink but I get why Weaver didn't see it that way
@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
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7 months
iconic.
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4 years
death by committee, as they say
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9 months
When as a culture did we stop grabbing people's collar and saying 'get yourself together!' and slapping them in the face when they were upset
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@charliedbecker What's the goal or is he just insane
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1 year
Just got greypilled. The world has a combination of good and bad features
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4 months
At the gym thinking about Latman
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1 year
Hans Zimmer soundtrack sung by Mariah Carey ๐Ÿ’€
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2 years
Sheโ€™s a 10 but she took fruit from the Tree of Knowledge
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8 months
as someone who's been using ad-packed scammy youtube downloader sites for eons, youtube-dl is extremely exciting
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5 months
A lukewarm gender take I'll stand by is that most men of my generation underestimate how much happier they'd be if they did manly stuff more often Tho I'm still debating how much the 'manly stuff' referred to here is literally just physical activity
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4 months
I told this 11 follower account to post physique and he actually did and he looks like Bruce Lee. This never happens
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4 months
@blackjackneal Lmao wat Alright you got me
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9 months
You might think cis dudes can't relate to the struggle with gender identity but of course we do. Men are trying to 'transition' into becoming men all the time
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6 months
@vkhosla @technology He posted UNFILTERED THOUGHTS about SEXUALITY???
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4 months
I think the person at the nexus is a micro version of Napoleon being chosen by history. Micronapoleons are chosen every day to be the main character whose ecstatic furies & catharses lead the rest of humanity, for a moment, in the bubbling bubbling bubbling procession of culture
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4 months
I am not sure I could think of an uglier gym aesthetic
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3 months
Damn. Under Trump the White House Medical Unit was a pill-mill. Thousands of ambien & provigil per month. Worse, for a clinic that doesnโ€™t typically do procedures w/ moderate sedation they sure are they ordering prodigious quantities of morphine, fentanyl, versed, & ketamineโ€ฆ?
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9 months
I remember when as a kid I thought Guinness World Records was like some austere social institution like the Royal Society which just happened to as a side thing make beer
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Lewis
@ctjlewis
9 months
can i say something without everyone getting mad
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7 months
Our ancestors could not fathom the joy of being on your phone in bed
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5 months
This is remarkable
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30 days
Brb checking into the nutritive breast-emitted secretion chamber
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2 months
The unfortunate thing about the state of bro science is that filtering for 'Source: I weightlifted for 15 years' will get you 7 dudes with 8 incompatible opinions, each of whom is physically impressive & has complex arguments for what they believe, studies to cite, anecdotes etc
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2 months
The most important thing about long-term weightlifting progress is to NOT GET INJURED. To a first approximation nothing else matters. Deadlifts have TERRIBLE risk-reward ratio towards this and should mostly be avoided. (Source: weightlifted for 15 or so years)
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6 months
A deliberative review process by a group of patriots led by Brutus and Casca concluded that he was not consistently candid in his communications with the Senate,
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4 months
Athenians: He is corrupting the youth! Socrates: I'm literally just asking people questions The questions:
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Aella
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4 months
Would you rather be a lifetime nonoffending pedophile, or have accidentally killed someone (like hitting them with your car, falsely thinking a gun is unloaded, etc.)
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13 days
What <$500 purely for fun item are you eyeing right now?
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2 years
โ€˜On second thought? Iโ€™d be happy to do the dishesโ€™
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2 months
@moonboi_ bee silent until the coming of the Hivelord
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9 months
It's crazy how in The Social Network they depict Saverin getting diluted from 30% to 0.03%, but apparently IRL the dilution was from 24% to 10. Still big but like... this year he's worth 17 billion dollars He does look identical to Andrew Garfield though so that's something
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4 months
Costco is the consumer-facing contact point of the greatest industrial cornucopia in the known universe. Their logo should be an art deco colossus triumphing over Famine, surrounded by Kirkland muffins & chicken bakes as far as the eye can see
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8 months
meeting me irl after you've known me on twitter for years
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2 years
My goal in life is to increase my personal sexual attractiveness to unfathomable levels and then provide D to no one, in an act of pure spite towards the opposite sex
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2 years
Afaict as a single dude, 95% of the time the romantic โ€˜competitionโ€™ isnโ€™t other dudes, itโ€™s schedules and miscommunication and living in different places and mutual shyness and people not knowing what they want and a bunch of regular bullshit like that
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7 months
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elle
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7 months
going to get destroyed for this but: how bad is 1st-cousin marriage really? like you share what, 12.5% of DNA? that doesn't feel like that much, idk what are the consequences for offspring?
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3 years
It has come to my attention that some of you love history & have not heard of ๐†๐„๐€๐‚๐‘๐Ž๐ I will rectify this in one fell swoop. This is ๐†๐„๐€๐‚๐‘๐Ž๐. It shows maps for any year in history. You can navigate by 1, 10, or 100 years. Indispensible.
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6 months
If you really understood how dumb people are, you'd be nice to them
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10 months
The Pringles man is fuxking Gene Wolfe?????
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7 months
Nerds/postrats are often inventing new words. Over the years this slowly started to bother me. Why? Seems harmless? Took time to clarify: I now believe inventing terms can be a way to bypass the far superior ordeal of becoming articulate with a language people already speak
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4 months
One of two movies I found aesthetically incredible and philosophically unmoving - this and Ad Astra
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11 months
I have met a dog who would not only yoink chickens from the orb with extreme ease, he would also joyously chase the bouncing orb for miles as the chicken died a brutal death of a theatricality medieval peasants would boggle to imagine
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@auderdy
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The Chicken Orb gives chickens the freedom to forage outside of the chickenyard and in the garden without fear of getting eaten. You pop a chicken in the Orb, secure the orb gate, escort the chicken to a suitable foraging area, and away they go. The chicken moves the orb in itsโ€ฆ
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6 months
As a dude you naturally assume that if you were a girl you'd be a 10/10 bombshell or whatever But today I was like - and I'm not saying I think about this all the time - but what if I was a 'nerd' girl? Or a 'random' girl who was fascinated by bones and beetles?
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8 months
Babe what if instead of a wedding ring we bought this giant grill
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@michaelcurzi
10 months
A demand of being friends with me is that you study and understand this image
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@growing_daniel
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@growing_daniel
10 months
I like when they take a picture of a celebrity with a different kind of lens and we have a discourse about why their head is changing shape
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4 months
The rest of us are inessential as individuals, but essential in the collective. We are the audience, the chorus, the chanters, the jeerers, the mourners etc who facilitate the ritual from the stands. There can be no spotlight without stadium seats
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4 months
So how do I get this knife
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@michaelcurzi
7 months
What is the male coded version of this
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Jennifer Begakis
@jenbegakis
7 months
Do you know what will solve your problems? a $368 ceramic pumpkin you cook beans in twice
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@michaelcurzi
9 months
I hate to be the one to point this out, but for the sake of understanding art - when you watch the Harry Potter movies, you have to imagine that every time they say 'muggles' it's like they're saying the n-word. Because that's how they think of us
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5 months
What if I told you that there wouldn't even *be* any decoys if the prize were not right before your eyes
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1 year
Just thinking about this again. Really incredible. Just really well done
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10 months
mmm infant so good! ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น ganggang . thank you Joah thank you Gideon ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น baby so good! rawrawr
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8 months
Ppl are big fans of magnesium and say shit like this but when I take it before bed I feel like I get dropped in a wormhole and I wake up thinking it's 1888
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Nick Allmaier
@NickAllmaier
8 months
Magnesium will make you feel, internally, like spring has arrived
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2 years
Anons discuss the virtue of an egirl (1985)
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5 months
Nintendo is 100% the Apple of gaming. Everything is locked down and DRM'd and proprietary and full price until the end of time but in exchange the content is actually good and the device is a pleasure to use
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3 years
What if we all spoke one language and built the tallest tower ever seen
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4 months
@QiaochuYuan I predict yes but not as much bc of culture but bc it was closer to theater at that time Fewer cuts, no CGI, fewer situations with people being filmed at different locations and being edited together
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9 months
'if everyone chose red it'd be fine' is the fantasy of cowards covering their own asses. blue pillers, the only group with the option of saving everyone, have the legitimacy of righteousness. it's therefore our sovereign moral duty to conquer & compel the submission of the Reds
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5 months
@teachrobotslove Hardened on the battlefield
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10 months
b***sky was a doomed utopian experiment in the style of the fallout universe, where you fill a vault with upright citizens with shining hopes for the future but when you check in a while later they've invented political parties & the death penalty & all ate each other
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