Ken Scott @foomper Twitter profile

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@eliwilsonpelton I knew a woman at work who said "you go girl" so often back when that was trendy, that she'd accidentally say it to men all the time.

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@HolliLoki @Rachel_Sennott Could be because we don't know when this picture was taken? Could be she's vaccinated and it was taken when the indoor mask mandate was lifted? Could be all sorts of non-sinister reasons. Since we don't know, I guess we gotta take our torches and pitchforks elsewhere for now.

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@JimLaPorta Right? I mean, if the Germans can handle learning about their nation's past without losing their minds, I think we can too.

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@_RobertSchultz Doesn't mean you're rich. Some of us are just slackers.

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@ginnyhogan_ That's funny but I actually say stuff like that all the time. My favorite stupid comment is, "Everyone generalizes."

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@octavianasr @palmbeachpost In my sleepy little city in California, one protestor showed up in front of the grocery store last Friday. ONE. She was just quietly standing there with a sign. 5 police cars showed up.

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@AtlanteanFuture @AndyRichter You're a funny one to get offended by broad generalizations considering you just pulled what "the left" thinks out of your arse.

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@TheDailyShow This is just a game to them. It's professional wrestling. They have no idea how dangerous their game is.

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@georgehahn You want people impersonating you without clear disclaimers? I thought that's what the blue checkers were worried about.

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@jzux Turn off social media and cable news. See what it was like in the 70s when we were not bombarded by EVERY SINGLE BAD THING that happens on planet.

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@KevinAllman @nytimes It's always cute when the young fellers "discover" stuff that's been around forever.

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@Alyssa_Milano Had a very loved cat disappear for 8 days once. Searched everywhere. Gave him up for dead. Suddenly he was walking up the path like he was casually ordering ham and eggs. He was like, "what?" 30 years ago and I still find myself wondering WTF he was doing for 8 days.

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@MAGABarbie317 @macruadhi I think about when Aubrey Plaza had a stroke at a young age and couldn't speak. I'd say she fully recovered! And then my granny who had one at 80. It took her at least a year, but she was talking normally again eventually. It happens. The human body really tries to heal.

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@jbfan911 The 50s were pretty great. If you were a white person and never tried to join the Communist party! (heehee)

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@larainenewman But when you were a kid, abortion was illegal and Black people had to use separate stuff and things.

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@mikescollins I am fascinated by the psychology behind that man thinking it was necessary or appropriate to do that.

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@jasondashbailey Man, that millennial set a really low bar for his own knowledge & a ridiculously high one for the boomer. Yeah, knowing the first big Batman movie is the same as knowing Beethoven's.... "discography?" Ugh, Ok, I'll let that slide.

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@SJSchauer Compensation for damages is a valid thing, but a person shouldn't be able to buy a nice house just because they were humiliated once. Humiliation is good for a summer vacation at a villa in France.

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@IpheliaPaine That's the thing about an orgy. You can't go looking for an orgy. If you're worthy, the orgy will find you.

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@elyzawithawhy That's hilarious do you have her number?

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@caladan16 @Angry_Staffer Too many Democrats didn't vote in 2016 because there was no Barack Obama on the ticket. THAT is how it happened.

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@JohnJHarwood @Lawrence Man, I'm so tired of this "people are saying" shit, I think every answer should be, "What people? Give me a list of names and phone numbers or shut the fuck up."

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@ForParesa @laurenboebert Don't do any personal appearances with her unless she's been searched first. Especially if it looks like you're going to win. Don't get in any twitter feuds with her either. She's got Pete Tagliani written all over her. cc: @alfranken

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@Olivianuzzi Trump makes your college abnormal psychology textbook just come alive, doesn't he? He really doesn't realize how much he projects. The man is fascinating.

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@RoseGoldLola I may have this wrong, but I feel like I saw a documentary where the founder of the LA Crips said his primary motivation for starting his own club was because the Boy Scouts wouldn't let a black kid join. If that's true, it really illustrates the ripple effect of discrimination.

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@BrentTerhune "i think he's 8" "it was within walking distance so i drove over there." This is the subtle stuff I like the most in your bits.

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@bookssarahcats Like when I used to work for a company that was trying to get CA employees to move to TX. "With your salary, you could afford to build a mansion in Texas." "The only problem I can foresee with this idea, off the top of my head is, I'D BE IN TEXAS!"

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@buitengebieden_ I love how he gets progressively more aggressive in his responses.

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@eramshaw @ProjectLincoln Ok, I said PL was unravelling like the garage band that fights over who wrote their shitty songs, but that wasn't quite it. Maybe it's a little like when my friend and I started a newspaper in 5th grade, fought about it constantly, and never produced a single issue.

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@MrJonCryer Well, the best example of what you're talking about was the guy who said that "opposing" viewpoints to BLM should be taught as well. "Like Blue lives matter and White lives matter." They honestly think these things are in opposition to BLM. We want equality & they want war.

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@AsteadWesley I think white folks should just vote for Democrats and stop worrying about what black folks want us to do from day to day, because I'm not sure black folks have even figured it out yet. "Shut up & listen but your silence is violence, shield us from the cops but check your WSS!"

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@shaunpcassidy What an amazing woman. Never put a foot wrong her entire life, I suspect. Well, except for that time she picked up the record with one hand. But other than that...

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@ClassicShowbiz @pattonoswalt They never seem to get it, do they? LOL One of the last things I saw Julie Newmar post was a complaint about how people are overreacting to "black face," & "Black people didn't used to be bothered by it." Yes they were, Julie. They just didn't feel powerful enough to tell you

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@David_Leavitt If a person who gets rich starts throwing money at every "friend" who asks, the next think you know, you're M.C. Hammer. Broke and all the friends are mysteriously gone.

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@nikorepi @juliaioffe That would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad. When will people realize that no matter how much you support the bully, sooner or later the bully will come for you.

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@Joyce_Karam I see ZERO evidence of anything unusual about Putin in this clip. But that's just because I'm not a hardcore partisan zombie who sees what they want to see.

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@michaelherbig @caseyJsalengo Yeah, honestly, your righteousness isn't going to keep you from being flattened by a car that doesn't see you. So be alert.

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@Rothmus The benefit of not having millions of cars pumping carbon monoxide into the air HAS to outweigh the current dirty aspects of how batteries are made. I don't think they are equally destructive. And I'm sure there will be improvements on that.

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@Travon There's never been a shortage of sadistic people willing to sign up to be storm troopers operating under the color of law. They're out there. Among us. Having BBQs. And dreaming of the chance to murder with impunity.

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@DannyDeraney They did go back a few years.

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@NoContextBrits There's always a good bit of anger in their actions when they do that. More than there needs to be.

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@brad_polumbo I think we might be surprised how often women have abortions for reasons other than thinking the child won't have two loving parents.

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@chyeaok The Republicans fear of this man is not hard to explain. They see his potential.

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@TheDailyShow It's a normal human trait to feel more empathy for other humans who "look like" us. President Obama said it best when talking about Trayvon Martin. He said he was especially moved because, "If I had a son, he would look like Trayvon." It just doesn't get any clearer than that.

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@WendellPierce To paraphrase Chris Rock, who said it more humorously, "The white guy putting the lemon wedges in the water wouldn't trade places with me... and i'm RICH! Ask him, he'll say, "No, I'll stick with this white thing and see how that goes."

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@christianjbdev Every time a liberal threatens to "leave" twitter if Musk buys it just reminds me that Americans on both sides of the aisle have way more in common than we think!

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@WillManidis It's not like finding out you have HIV in 1987. We need to calm down, be vaccinated, wear a mask, and get on with our lives.

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@katjolewis I used to do stuff like that at the office. One day the chairman of the board of the Fortune 500 company I worked for couldn't get his card key to open the elevator to the exec floor. I was standing there so he asked me to do it. I said, "We don't let just anyone up there."

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@UberFacts "Are you people just listing things that make you mad?"

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@UberFacts "Are you people just naming foods you don't like and assuming no one else does either, but won't admit it?"

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@Mr_DrEsquire I understand. I rarely had a bitchin' summer.

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@BenjaminJS Here's a fun one. My mother knew John Phillips from the Mamas and the Papas when she was in college in the 50s. At a reunion in the 90s, she asked, "whatever happened to that handsome boy, Johnny Phillips, who used to visit us from Annapolis and sing in our shows? (heehee)

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@AshleyHammm This all reminds me of a friend I had for years, telling me about how when she was 30, she went on a vacation with a bunch of guys in their early 20s. I asked her what they talked about? "Well, they didn't really talk. They just constantly quoted movie lines and laughed."

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@JulieCareyNBC @chrislhayes @nbcwashington I don't really blame her. I blame social media and a society that rewards stories of injustice without vetting them because it's so popular to be the victim of injustice. These days, there's even a potential financial windfall involved!

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@alexsteed In America, we think that pretending what reality is makes it so.

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@RoCam54 @soledadobrien You can get famous from a sex tape, but staying famous and making a billion dollars takes a bit more than being on a sex tape.

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@AOC There are two kinds of employees. The kind who adapt to the new boss and the kind who think the new boss has to adapt to them. I judge neither group. I simply observe that they exist.

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@ZackBornstein After we celebrated Trump getting banned because of his infuriating words, we have no right complaining about ANYTHING involving limitations of our speech.

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@horrormuseum Everyone liked that kid. The girl who played Veruca Salt said she had a wild crush on him.

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@friggie_smalls @KevinAllman @nytimes Oh the assumptions you make. Yes, because older people today didn't have roommates back in the olden times of the 80s and 90s.

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@atrupar @HeatherThomasAF When Tucker laughs like that, It's almost scary because it's clear he's feeling desperate.

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@gobbiehehe @WilburWildcat2 @holy_schnitt But keep in mind, every living being currently on earth had an ancestor who survived the strike. The small critters survived.

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@RealRonHoward I still think it's funny that there's this one business where everyone gives each other awards. You just don't get that anywhere else. "Best performance by a hot tar spreading technician."

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@gabriellaborter Ask them why they're angry, they'd have little to say about CRT. They'd pivot to saying stuff like "I'm so sick of cancel culture." Ask them why, they'd have little to say about it. They'd pivot to "illegal aliens stole my luggage" or something. They're not sure why they're angry

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@Wyattkins @influencersitw @chudupdates These kids today! (heehee) Look at picture of audiences at concerts today vs. 45 years ago. 45 years ago, it was like "Hey look at Led Zeppelin. They're great!" Today it's like, "Hey look at ME. I'm at a concert. I'm great!"

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@MerriamWebster "Mosquito" When I was a kid, I thought it was the name of a tribe of primitive people that once lived in the wetlands. I read, "the wetlands were previously occupied by Mosquitos." I had never seen the word in print before, so I pronounced it "Moss - Qweetos."

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@HazySplendid @UberFacts Some people don't need to "fly a flag" to pretend they won something. That's because they ACTUALLY won.

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@ReedReed2 @ChrisJansing You guy are overestimating Trump. He wouldn't have even thought of picking it up. He would have glanced at it and then looked away smugly. : )

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@moranmarc13 My random Truman Show memory. I was never able to watch Laura Linney in a movie again the same way, because in every movie, she has the same look on her face as she did in Truman, which I always though was intentionally done to illustrate she was a fake. It's her natural face!

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@bader_diedrich I took my 10 month old son on an 11 hour plane ride to Brazil. He did pretty much the same thing. When the plane landed, the passengers didn't applaud the pilot. They applauded my son.

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@TheBest_Viral What possesses a person to do that? Fire him.

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@ellievhall @cwithers94 Do you ever worry that your instinct to gang up and bully a stranger is based on internet posts from other strangers and you have no idea what is or isn't actually going on? Not a concern?

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@bolavipus NOTE: If you recognize the names of any of them, that literally means they are still famous.

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@rmcough @Lady_Historian @KevinMKruse The dangerousness of this man is almost beyond comprehension. He instinctively knows how to get at people who are vulnerable. Fortunately, this is all such a done deal that nothing he can do will change it.

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@alexjgoldstein @TheRickWilson The only way to stop smoker from thoughtlessly blowing that shit in our faces was to outlaw it in public buildings and airplanes. These types of people will NOT stop being assholes voluntarily. They never have. You have to force them.

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@NobleEffort13 @RehabStaffer @PrincessJazzzi What difference would it make? You don't get to commit felonies in response to a traffic infraction. And incidentally, if some white teenager from the neighborhood did that, the most you'd hear from those people is "tsk tsk."

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@JamesFl91015782 @WTF_Gimmick @InternetH0F It's a reasonable thing to disclose on a dating app.

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@StephenKing In the meantime, there's a temporary workaround. Just make an effort to not get pregnant in the first place. Texas hasn't passed a law requiring people to get pregnant yet. YET!

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@omid9 Staged. She was selected because they knew her blue eyes would captivate Americans, who LOVE to find a middle eastern kid with blue eyes. But a good performance and a good message.

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@emlsdtexas @danielleweisber You're not factoring in the massive increase in productivity over the last 50 years. For many types of jobs, we get more done now in 3 days than we used to get done in 2 weeks.

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@Alyssa_Milano @peoplefor I suspect you were arrested for doing that demanding in a spot you aren't allowed to do that demanding. The demanding itself was not the reason for your arrest.

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@greciamusk @UberFacts "Are you sure you understood the question?"

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@PubityIG You can't get mad once you realize it's a dad joke. It's impossible.

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@BadLipReading I think MOST of that was accurate.

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@AOC @GOPLeader Congress is so weird. It's like the normal rules of office behavior don't apply. This sort of thing should result in immediate expulsion. No matter who's doing it.

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@latimessports @latimes I'm a Lakers fan. yay. That said. This is absolutely pathetic. It's not just right wing assholes who won't wear masks or socially distance. Sorry. It's a bit of everyone.

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@aliciasadowski6 All @IngrahamAngle knows is, a high rate of vaccination makes Biden look good, and that's all she needs to know.

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@JulianLennon YOU do not have to explain. You are permanently authorized to sing that song. : )

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@BoingBoing Those girls have "future plaintiff" written all over them.

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@GoAngelo @mmfa I'm tempted to say that their whole little world is imploding, but I stop myself because I remember how Democrats LOVE to NOT vote after a big win.

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@dale_wen @davelevitan @MaryHeglar Aww, that's a really sweet thought, and once upon a time, it was true. You may not have noticed this but over the last 30 years or so, those profit margins have wildly widened, way more than production costs have gone up.

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@ojoscafe Being White just means you'll get a fair shot at it. Being White means you start at the starting line, instead of 30 feet behind it. The rest is sales ability and confidence. I mean the kind of sales ability that has the salesman believing his own lies kind of sales ability.

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@emmaketchup7 I knew a women with amazing long air that she ALWAYS kept in a bun. She said she does it so that when she takes her hair down, it's an EVENT. And it was.

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@chyeaok The Republicans are so furiously triggered by his mere existence, and the reason is simple. They see his potential. This guy is president material. It might take a while to get there, but he's young.

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@alltimeks @gunsnrosesgirl3 Focus on the structure and not the people and you can see that it's rock steady. Wild!

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@billmaher @washingtonpost The "it was just a joke" cop out just isn't working much anymore. And I think that's fine. Public figures, whose employers are known, should consider the possibility that a joke made publicly might been seen as reflecting badly on them. Sorry, you aren't entitled to impunity.

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@pattonoswalt Republicans do this a lot. "Tell me ONE good thing that Obama did." "Tell me ONE bad thing that Trump did." And they honestly think no one will be able to list anything. That's how trapped in their bubbles they are.

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@medit8now @ProjectLincoln As a divorce attorney once told me, "Mother Teresa does NOT marry Adolph Hitler."

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@Mermaidplumber @SenSanders Why do people always push back when Sanders says perfectly correct things like this? All due respect, the man takes 10 seconds to tweet something. Why do you think that means he's not doing anything else?

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@GinDaGhost @ProFootballTalk Our "innocent until proven guilty" rule is about avoiding the tragedy of sending an innocent person to prison. It assumes that many guilty people will go free, which is considered far more acceptable. It's a great system. But don't let it brainwash you. He murdered them

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