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A celebration of Great Britain. Contains sarcasm, irony and context. Want to know how to really be a Brit? Link below.

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Joined April 2021
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Target market.
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Never forget.
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If Stranger Things was British.
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Never forget.
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No one: The British Museum:
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Just found a penguin skeleton in the road. RIP little fella.
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This was the most insane stage of the pandemic.
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“Where’s the Pride flag?” “Fuck knows. Just put out the Twister mat.”
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the weekday.
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“Who the fuck are you beeping at?”
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A decision was made here.
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This was the most insane stage of the pandemic.
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For a minute I thought I was about to watch the wildest cooking show of all-time.
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There’s only 15 episodes of Mr. Bean. As a kid I thought I’d seen about 10 series.
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Mate, do you want to be seen or not?
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The people’s champion.
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“Cut your own fucking grass.”
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Disney: “Remember, Phil. It’s a cartoon about a man raised by gorillas. Nothing too crazy.”
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Okay, Google. We get it.
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Only 2 years left.
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How far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.
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Of course Covid would say that.
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Never deleting this app.
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“What’s England like?”
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A man using a Twix as a pillow.
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He gets my vote.
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Lol.
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When you pay for a train ticket and they don’t even check it.
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Apparently some men can’t find the cathedral.
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“I hope this email finds you well.” How the email found me:
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Vegetables: “We need to be stored in special conditions with ideal humidity and temperature.” Potatoes:
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Petition to ban this haircut.
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Not all heroes wear capes.
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This tweet lives in my head rent free.
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Self-defence gloves for ladies in 1850’s London.
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The empire strikes back.
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Too soon.
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Some will get this.
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Another childhood star lost to drugs.
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Points were made.
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"This song was on FIFA 17."
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The biggest plot twist since The Sixth Sense.
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Livid.
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“Where’s the best place to stand during an earthquake?” Me, an intellectual:
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Looks like Sideshow Bob is back on the loose.
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It’s that time of year again.
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How to make tea.
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England vs. USA on Friday. The loser has to keep James Corden.
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She can move in any direction.
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“Where’s the Pride flag?” “Fuck knows. Just put out the Twister mat.”
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Ozzy Osbourne meeting John Lennon in 1975.
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My whole life was a lie.
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Classic British humour.
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Friday.
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If there are only 2 sexes, explain this.
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