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Here’s part two of my Global Threat Assessment explainer, unlocked for everyone. Those of you who are interested in the war in Ukraine will hopefully enjoy this one! Part three is in progress and will be out ASAP.

2024 Global Threat Assessment - Part Two | Angry Staffer

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You know how much evidence it takes to sign off on a no-knock raid at the home of a former President?

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Watching people who largely make less than $40,000 a year talk about how raising the minimum wage would destroy the economy is one of the most impressive examples of Stockholm Syndrome I’ve ever seen.

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“But the vaccine doesn’t even guarantee you won’t get sick, it really only stops you from dying.” Not dying sounds pretty fucking spectacular, to me.

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I can’t stop laughing. Imagine spending 44 billion dollars just to get fact checked by the thing you bought 🤣🤣🤣

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I’m still amazed that “protect the unborn” turned into “kill your grandparents” in a matter of 6 weeks because people wanted haircuts

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I heard the perfect Covid quote today. “If you don’t trust doctors and science to keep you from getting sick, why the hell are you clogging up hospitals trusting them to cure you?”

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Can’t help but notice how many people who complained about not understanding their kid’s math homework turned into infectious disease experts and military strategists over the last year and a half.

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If you felt personally attacked because a man got on television and said fascism is bad, authoritarianism is bad, political violence is bad, and that we should *all* put the country over any political party, it says a whole lot more about you than the dude you’re mad at.

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Mitch, you’re fired. Laughing my Ossoff.

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Fun fact: a blue whale’s anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind Mitch McConnell.

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So anyway, the most important thing about Will Smith is that the wife of a Supreme Court Justice was pushing batshit conspiracy theories and actively working with the White House in an attempt to overthrow an election.

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SCOTUS this week: - Only states can regulate abortion - States can’t regulate firearms - The Environmental Protection Agency can’t protect the environment - States have power over Indian Country - Miranda rights aren’t *really* necessary What an unmitigated disaster.

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You can say what you want — and there are valid criticisms — about Democrats, but only one party is trying to create a dystopian hellscape mashup of 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Lord of the Flies, and The Handmaid’s Tale.

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Trump lawyers signed off that no more classified documents were at Mar-a-Lago in June. Then the FBI found more. Yikes. They’re screwed.

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Nobody thinks it was just Ukraine and Georgia, right?

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For all the people who periodically ask me why this account is still anonymous, I hope you’re watching this hearing. That’s why.

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The story of the two-year-old who lost both of his parents in yesterday’s parading shooting has completely broken me.

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The GOP is so pro life that 192 of them voted against baby formula yesterday.

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Listen, Apple screen time report — nobody wants to hear your shit this week.

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I generally really like AOC, but if she could wait to go to war with the Democratic Party until after the Georgia runoffs, that would be swell.

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Your father was in the hospital for 4 days and you… didn’t visit because you’d have to wear a mask? Congratulations on being a terrible daughter. There’s not a thing on this planet that would prevent me from visiting a parent in the hospital.

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I’ll take today as a small win. My dad has been in the hospital here in Kelowna for 4 days. Masks are mandated again so have avoided a visit.. until today. I resolved myself to putting the mask on if it meant seeing my dad…: but not without a fight. We walk in, they…

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I knew this was coming, and yet I’m still so viscerally angry. SCOTUS is broken.

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Shorter Merrick Garland: “Welcome to fuck around and find outsville. I’ll be your tour guide.”

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Why even appoint a special master if you’re still going to act like Trump’s defense attorney? Judge Cannon is a complete disgrace

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My cousin got the vaccine and 3 days later, WHAM! stepped on a lego. Not saying it’s vaccine-induced lego-foot, but do your own research.

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I’m already tired of “Biden only forgave 20k of my debt. The GOP wanted to forgive $0. Here’s why I’m voting Republican” Twitter

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Two years worth of Alex Jones’ text messages have been turned over to the January 6 Committee.

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2 years

Demanding a special master and already trying not to cooperate with said special master is peak Trump.

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The White House is flipping the fuck out about how close coronavirus is getting to Trump and Pence — and tightening restrictions — while telling you to go back to work and send your kids back to school.

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I’m starting to think he’s not going to release his taxes

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4 years

I probably don’t need to tell anyone this, but a President having a secret Chinese bank account is a big deal, and a massive counterintelligence threat

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Biden just baited the GOP into supporting Social Security and Medicaid 🤣🤣🤣

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Oh look, witness tampering.

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These SCOTUS decisions are getting dangerously close to Clarence Thomas being 3/5ths of a vote and Amy Coney Barrett not being allowed to vote.

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I’m seeing some criticism that Biden is letting the EU “go first” on sanctions. Well, yeah — this shit is in their back yard. They *should* go first. Who do you think is advising them on these sanctions and helping coordinate? Leadership doesn’t mean you have to be first.

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The “fuck Joe Biden” crowd sure has some strong thoughts on how Biden was mean to them and hurt their fee fees last night

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So those Meadows texts are pretty bad for a lot of people. It’s everything the GOP wanted Hunter Biden’s laptop to be

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This Brandon fellow sure is racking up accomplishments

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Watching Trump try to tweet through this ban is 100% the most work he’s done for his entire term

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Someone said it takes Lauren Boebert 4 hours to watch 60 minutes and I can’t stop laughing

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Between Romney slamming Trump on testing, Fauci saying it’s not Obama’s fault that Trump’s response was abysmal, and his lawyers making a complete ass of themselves at SCOTUS, Mango Mussolini is having a bad day

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@KaitMarieox You *do* realize the entire reason they worked without pay during the shutdown is that they’re deemed “essential” to national security, right? Your taxpayer-funded education did you no favors.

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Literally nobody wants to hear from Susan Collins today.

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The President and his allies are now accusing doctors and nurses who are treating COVID — and watching their patients suffer and die — of lying about its severity to hurt the President in the election. This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

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Public service announcement: My tweets for the rest of the evening can and should be blamed on celebratory scotch

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Just think, Alex Jones still has at least 3 trials to go. One in Connecticut.

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The San Francisco 49ers can still win the Super Bowl if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

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I’m certainly not a legal expert, but I have to think this whole forging fake electoral documents thing is easily prosecutable.

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The rule of law party sure is pissed about a lawfully executed search warrant

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$250 million for a vote that was called in 30 mins. Solid.

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How can you not love them?

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Former President Barack Obama: “I wanna thank Sharon Sprung for capturing everything I love about Michelle — her grace, her intelligence, and the fact that she’s fine.”

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Hell of a speech from Pelosi. If this is truly it for her, I hope everyone realizes what we’re losing. People don’t often recognize greatness when they’re seeing it in real time, but make no mistake, Pelosi is a titan, and one of—if not THE—most influential women of our time.

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“Where’s Hillary?!” I imagine she’s probably drinking coffee in her not-FBI-searched house, perusing the Twitter account she’s still allowed to have, and planning a trip abroad with her non-seized passport.

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So, I’ve been pretty vocal about letting DOJ do their thing in regards to the Trump investigation. But over 300 classified documents? Some TS/SCI? National defense secrets? You or I would be already be working on our decades-long sentence at this point. Lock him TF up. Now.

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60 Minutes: some people question your fitness for the job (due to your age). What would you say to critics? Biden: watch me.

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Hey look, Biden won Georgia again

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Lauren Boebert just yelled out an attack on Biden while he was talking about his dead son. Thankfully, she received bipartisan boos. Absolute subhuman filth.

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Good speech by Liz Cheney here. She lost, but she’s going out with her morals intact. Not many in DC get to say that these days.

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The biggest takeaways from the Joe and Hunter Biden text message leak are that Joe loves his son and supports him through his addiction and that there were almost 70,000 COVID cases yesterday, so who really gives a fuck about Joe Biden’s text messages?

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Alex Jones: I’ve never said his name Prosecutor: here’s video of all the times you said his name This is already a shitshow for Jones. 🤣🤣

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Watching random people on Twitter argue with *actual* doctors, nurses, and surgeons about masks causing hypoxia makes my head hurt. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. They wear them for 12+ hours a day. You can wear one for 30 mins at the grocery store.

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I don’t usually ask people to RT things, but RT the hell out of this. Corporate greed is continuing to drive inflation.

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Play this on loop 24/7

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So it’s pretty clear… Clarence Thomas: - should have recused - voted to protect his wife - should now resign

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How many (now empty) classified folders add up to $2 Billion? Asking for Jared. And the nation.

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Nobody really believes he didn’t know what he was doing holding Juneteenth in Tulsa, right?

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I told you guys Trump threw stuff when he was mad. I wasn’t joking. 🤷‍♂️

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Imagine sleeping outside for two days to get into a not-even-close-to-full arena

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Trump spent almost the entire governors call yelling and cursing at governors for making him look weak, so that was productive

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Does anyone else still wonder why Kennedy randomly retired from SCOTUS?

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Remember a few weeks ago when I was telling you guys about the FBI’s Hostage Rescue Team? Well, they just flew from Quantico to Texas, smoke checked a terrorist and saved all of the hostages from the synagogue. Absolute badasses.

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Rand Paul read his question — that Roberts declined to read — on the floor of the Senate, standing next to a sign with the alleged whistleblower’s name on it. On live television. He should be arrested and removed from the Senate. And his neighbor should get a second round.

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So… any questions about how important those two GA seats were?

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I told you he was broke.

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Joe Manchin, the only Democrat to vote against codifying Roe. Go. Fucking. Figure.

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Billionaires racing to space is cool and all, but maybe they could also pay taxes

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There’s no defending the Secret Service here. This is damning testimony.

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Yikes.

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Every. Word. Of. This. I don’t care if you like Hillary or not, do yourself a favor and spend 8 minutes learning something.

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Gas went down again and jobs exceeded expectations again. Looking forward to wall to wall coverage about how that’s somehow bad for Biden

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According to SCOTUS, women are more regulatable than guns. If this doesn’t motivate you to vote in November, shame on you.

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I don’t think “wheezing orange mask-less man on a balcony” is quite the propaganda piece they were going for

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Yes, I’ve seen the Georgia polls. No, I don’t give a shit how good they look. Go vote like we’re 5 points down.

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She should have complied. 🤷‍♂️

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Shh, a real President is talking

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“There’s no question today that the Republican Party is dominated, driven and intimidated by Donald Trump and the MAGA republicans - and that is a threat to this country” I like Angry Brandon.

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Trump is blaming Nancy Pelosi for the National Guard not being at the Capitol on 1/6, which makes perfect sense as long as you don’t think about how the President of the United States has sole authority over the DC National Guard.

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Imagine hating a vaccine because a man on TV told you to, then getting that same vaccine because the same man on TV told you to, and still having the audacity to call someone else a sheep.

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Zelenskyy tonight: "If they want to survive, it is time for the Russian military to flee. Go home...If they do not listen to me, they will deal with our defenders, who will not stop until they liberate everything that belongs to Ukraine." Says they’re taking Crimea back, too.

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I’m way more irritated about the Rose Garden than I thought it would be. This is an abomination.

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So, I’ve been watching to see if Kamala was going to get her credit, but apparently she isn’t. Folks realize almost the entire student loan forgiveness plan was adopted from her campaign for POTUS, right? She was also a major catalyst on the Hill for passing the IRA.

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Look, Apple screen time report, nobody wants to hear your shit right now.

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SCOTUS has gone all-in on legislating from the bench. The amount of precedent overturned in the last week is shocking. We all knew the institution was broken, but I don’t think we realized how badly. They’re stepping all over the separation of powers.

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Imagine if Republicans took COVID-19 as seriously as Hunter Biden’s computer

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This MTG hearing it’s nuts. She’s already been caught lying twice.

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General Flynn took the 5th when asked if he believed in the peaceful transfer of power. Recall and court martial his ass. Now.

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Jack Smith released a narrow set of indictments specifically to get the cases tried before the election so the American people could understand Trump’s perfidy before they voted. Time to release the rest of them - members of Congress, Ginni Thomas, etc. Full send.

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Biden almost slips up and calls Trump a sick fuck. More angry Biden please!

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People realize that hospitals have always mandated masks and other PPE for certain visits, right? This isn’t a covid thing - it’s a common fucking sense thing

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So this goes without saying but uh… 34 counts is more than just his Stormy hush money payments. I need more popcorn.

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BREAKING: Bill Gates, George Soros, and Hillary Clinton have funded a nationwide facial recognition program that is designed to force vaccines laced with RFID chips on everyone. This will then be used to confiscate your guns. Wear a mask to foil this plot!

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