Guy Verhoftwat (Parody) @TheTwatRises Twitter profile

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

8 months

People ask how we fight back. It's easy: 1. Stop listening to people that hate you. 2. Stop voting for people that hate you. 3. Stop giving money to people that hate you.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

2 years

No petrol, no cars, no trains, no flights. Are you getting it yet?

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A traditional British Christmas:

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Great atmosphere at local Christmas market

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They're desperately trying to bring back the Covid bollocks.

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#SyriaStrikes

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5 years

I can't see myself ever voting for the Tories, Labour or any other mainstream party, ever again. They are dead to me. I speak to many people online and in real life who feel the same. This is the real legacy of Brexit and the EU referendum. What fruits will it bear?

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What could it possibly be? A mystery.

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Bercow just said EU law trumps UK law. I thought there was no loss of sovereignty being in the EU?

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@TheTwatRises

6 years

1) Blame Trump. 2) Arrest Tommy Robinson 3) Warn about the far right backlash.

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"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas..." Oh wait, that's Paris.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

6 months

So we have the "far-right" defending Israel, the Jews and the Cenotaph. Meanwhile, the left and Muslims praising Hitler. Welcome to 2023.

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@TheTwatRises

6 years

@SadiqKhan It appears you got a taste of your own medicine from protesters today. This is exactly what you and others planned for Trump.

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@elonmusk @paulg Buy it, Elon. The screams of middle-class vegans would echo through eternity.

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@TheTwatRises

6 years

Having unauthorised meetings with foreign officials you say? #WednesdayWisdom #PritiPatel #Brexit

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@TheTwatRises

7 years

They can't stop the terror, so they will silence the criticism. #hatecrimematters

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

5 years

Changing the clocks, speed limiters in cars, Article 13 and upload filters, and now a fund to train and equip foreign armies. The EU gets better everyday. Remainers said they were voting for the status quo. They didn't know what they were voting for.

Why EU arming foreign militaries will backfire

MEPs are debating and voting on their report on the European Peace Facility - a proposal from Federica Mogherini that would, among other things, enable the EU to "train and equip" foreign government...

euobserver.com

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

7 months

Brexit is finished now. Nothing can stand before this. Game over.

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@TheTwatRises

2 years

A man asked the Buddha, "Master, how can I find inner peace?" And Buddha replied, "When you realise the Tories and Labour are just the same and both push the Net Zero bollocks." Then enlightenment came upon him.

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2 years

Such wonderful diversity. I can almost taste the different foods from here.

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5 years

Can Sajid Javid remove May's citizenship while she's in Strasbourg?

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6 years

BBC you need to cover #ReleaseTheMemo

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5 years

Why aren't Iceland, Norway and Switzerland clamouring to join the EU? Why did Greenland leave? Just a thought.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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@KateS03542709 Jesus' family was returning to their ancestral homeland for the census. So he was born in their country of origin. But hey, you do you.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

6 years

Destroys Adonis in #Brexit debate. Exposes civil service bias. Faces down Corbynista hordes. #Mogg

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

5 years

We now seem to be entering a post-democracy era, where those that voted don't count, and those that didn't vote do, with a handful of people who don't like a democratic decision able to hold the entire country to ransom.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

5 years

While I fly around the world in private jets and fire things in to space...

Richard Branson

@richardbranson

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The window of opportunity for humanity to avert the most catastrophic impacts of global warming is closing. I applaud students for reminding us what’s at stake - their future, and the future of humanity #schoolstrike4climate #FridaysForFuture @thebteamhq

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2 years

*Sigh* Some people just can't let it go.

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5 years

The Eurozone is sliding in to recession, while Britain isn't. Who could have foreseen this? Only 17.4 million people saw it coming.

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We can patrol the red sea but not the Channel. Because reasons.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

2 years

When petrol and diesel prices cripple haulage firms so that lorries no longer deliver food to supermarkets, we can start eating our pets socialist style while we run out of bog roll. Something to look forward to.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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6 years

#ICancelledMyTripToLondon because it's a shithole.

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6 years

What is the collective noun for a group of rich unelected meddlers trying to destroy a democratic vote?

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

6 years

Mr. Nationalist voted for Brexit. He has seen unemployment fall, wages rise, exports rise, GDP still growing, manufacturing at 4 year highs, the FTSE 100 at record levels, and the £ going back up. That's why he is happy. Some dour folk call him a Nazi, but he quietly ignores them

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

2 months

Chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee, It once was a U, but now it's PG...

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

6 years

Looks like the Waffen SS has mobilised:

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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2 years

Why do people fall for the Tory con job every time? "We've finally got a Conservative government." Talk to me when the migrant invasion stops, money printing stops, grooming gangs stop, the climate bollocks is stopped, and the ringleaders of the lockdown holocaust are in jail.

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2 years

Al-Qaeda leader killed in drone strike.

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Royal Navy can stop small boats in the Red Sea but not in the Channel.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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10 months

"You boy, what BBC nonce is this?"

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

5 years

I have never voted in an EU election. If we are forced to stay beyond May, I certainly will. It will be for UKIP or any other populist party that stands. I imagine many others feel the same. The backlash would be immense. Dare the EU risk it?

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

5 years

I'm still waiting for the 800,000 job losses and the 1% recession the remoaners promised me if we even voted to leave. Instead we have unbroken continued growth and the lowest unemployment rate since we joined the EEC.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

2 years

Nothing says victory against Russia like switching off your own power supply during peak times.

Disclose.tv

@disclosetv

2 years

NOW - EU will propose a "mandatory target for reducing electricity use at peak hours" in order to "flatten the curve."

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5 years

As a leaver who has had my vote ignored, what on earth are the mainstream parties going to say to me at the next election to try and get my vote?

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

6 years

BBC News: KFC running out of chicken is more important than the leader of the opposition being accused of spying. #CorbynTheSpy

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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1 year

It doesn't matter who wins, Labour or Tories, the policies won't change. Different wrapping, but the same shit sandwich.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

4 months

All they had to do was deliver Brexit and stop the boat people. They would have had a thousand year Tory Reich. Instead, oblivion awaits.

The Telegraph

@Telegraph

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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Conservatives are heading for electoral oblivion on scale of 1997 defeat, poll reveals The most authoritative opinion poll in five years forecasts that the Tories will retain just 169 seats, while Labour will sweep into power with 385 seats, giving Sir Keir Starmer…

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6 years

Sadiq Khan set up a £1.7 million online police unit to chase illusory "hate crime." Meanwhile people are butchered on the streets of London. But, at least there are cracking down on hurty words... #ThursdayThoughts

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6 years

I now know from the BBC that #Russia is our enemy. I don't know what happened in #Telford , or the Italian election results.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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2 years

Level 4. Wow. Anyone know what level 4 means?

Facts UK

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2 years

🚨 | NEW: COBRA meeting called as a level 4 national heatwave emergency could be declared

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Someone stabbed at the Notting Hill carnival? Shocked I tell you.

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2 years

Just put the heating on. Fucking climate change.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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8 months

I see the "Labour will be worse" posts have started. Irrelevant. Both Labour and Tories both do the same things. They and their friends will get richer, you will get poorer, the boats will keep coming, etc.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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5 years

Grieve is gone. An excellent start. Deselect every remain MP.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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5 years

Article 50 extension only on May's deal passing. May's deal cannot be brought back to the commons without changes, thanks to Bercow. EU will not grant further changes to May's deal. Check mate, remoaners.

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2 years

I'm sure all those lawyers who worked to stop illegal migrants being deported will also be standing up for Julian Asange.

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6 years

#C4News Lord Adonis

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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5 years

In the wake of the tragic shootings in New Zealand, there are once again calls for censorship and attacks on free speech. A reminder that political correctness, and fear of being called racist, led to the cover up of the abuse of 1400 girls in Rotherham.

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6 years

The best thing to come out of #Mogg video is the UK can now see the Corbynite left for what they are. Feral thugs

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2 years

Trust the science, bigot.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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5 years

My Brexit stockpile is going well. So far I have extra ice cubes in the freezer for the celebration drink.

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2 years

Introduce unnecessary lockdowns. Print billions to cover it. Get massive inflation and a cost of living crisis. "You will own nothing..."

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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1 year

"Did Boris eat cake on his birthday?" Meanwhile...inflation, bank collapse, war in Ukraine, 15 minute cities, boats crossing the Channel, net zero...

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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When will we finally ban cars? More deadly than AR-15s.

Car ploughs into crowds in Berlin, leaving people dead and injured

A German-Armenian man who killed a teacher as he drove 'full throttle' into a crowd in Berlin had 'posters expressing views about Turkey' in his car, it emerged tonight.

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It's all a charade. Doesn't matter who the Prime Minister is, or from what party. They all follow the same globalist policies. Anyone genuinely threatening the status quo would never be allowed near power. The game is rigged, the dice are loaded and the fix is in.

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Honda: "This is not a Brexit issue." Remoaners: "See, we told you it was about Brexit."

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Me: "Are you o.k. with qualified majority voting, the EU army and the EU funding and training foreign militaries in countries with dodgy regimes?" Remoaners: "Ha, well Boris once tweeted something 3 years ago on a completely different point which invalidates everything you say."

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The left: "I know I supported censorship. But, but, I only thought people I didn't like would get banned..."

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May insists on MV3. Bercow blocks MV3. MPs are voting on motions that are not legally binding, on which none of them can agree. They won't leave with no deal, they won't vote for a deal. Do they realise who idiotic and out of touch they look to people out in the real world?

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2 years

And they say there's no God.

GB News

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Breaking: Archbishop of Canterbury to miss Platinum Jubilee service after testing positive for Covid

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RIP Godfrey. Killed by Lineker and the BBC #BBCpaygap

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6 years

UK unemployment hits lowest since 1975. Unemployment in Wales goes up. Wales is run by Labour. Hurrah for socialism.

Unemployment rate rises most in Wales

The latest jobless figures show the rate is rising faster in Wales than anywhere else in the UK.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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5 years

Friends, @guyverhoftwat is suspended again. He doesn't know why. He has put in an appeal. In the meantime, he asks you all to continue to strive for more Europe.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

@TheTwatRises

4 months

Anyone else hate New Year's Eve with a passion?

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Cancer in your 20s and 30s is now normal. No idea what could be causing it. Probably climate change. Definitely not the covid vaccine.

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Guy Verhoftwat (Parody)

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6 years

@guyverhofstadt So you take away Poland and Hungary's voting rights? And ignore Catalonia? For democracy, of course...

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Capital of culture. What better way to start than by banning films?

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Muslims protested outside Bradford Cineworld last night against the screening of the blasphemous sectarian hate film Lady of Heaven. Full video:

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Things that didn't age well in 2017:

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This will go well.

End Wokeness

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Disney hands over the $67 billion Star Wars franchise to a Pakistani feminist activist Obaid-Chinoy on the new film she will be directing for the franchise: "We're in 2024. It's about time we have a woman shape a story in a galaxy far, far away."

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Did you know that heat causes... *Spins the Greta climate destruction tombola* ...blood clots.

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Whatever you think of Tommy, he is the canary in the coal mine. What they can do to him they can do to you.

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The Met Police have exposed themselves today arresting Tommy Robinson when Hamas supporters calling for jihad are left alone. #TwoTierPolicing

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Shit about to hit the fan in Germany.

Disclose.tv

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JUST IN - Hakle, the German toilet paper manufacturer and largest importer in Europe, is insolvent.

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"Lockdowns weakened their immunity." Well done everybody.

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@PeteNorth303 My main issue is that we deploy all this firepower to the Red Sea, but ignore the invasion by same said sand people across the Channel.

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As if by magic, polio appeared.

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Tommy kicked off almost all social media. Moderates laugh. If Tommy's speech isn't free, neither is theirs. Now Suzanne Evans is banned from Twitter for thought crime. Moderates moaning. "We're not far-right." The SJWs don't care.

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Remoaners: "Have you changed your mind on Brexit?" Us: "No." Remoaners: "See, everyone has changed their minds."

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"The only way out of this financial mess is to rejoin the single market and the customs union." Wait for it...

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Looks like our Marianna may have dug herself a bit of a trench. (I'll get me coat.)

BBC's chief fact-checker Marianna Spring is accused of lying on CV

Marianna Spring (pictured), who has reported on the way social media has been used to peddle false information, is facing the allegation that she lied on her CV to secure work.

www.dailymail.co.uk

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I think the fat Turk wins the confidence vote and is safe for another year. Then it's full steam ahead for the net zero and climate bollocks, plus Rishi's money printer goes brrr.

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If only someone had an 80 seat majority and could have stopped it.

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Almost 80 years after the end of the Second World War it is shocking to hear nakedly anti-Semitic chants on the streets of London today. There are people who plainly want to ignore the Hamas massacre of October 7. They want to wipe Israel off the map. That is what they were…

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The trouble with saying everything is like Nazi Germany is you overuse the phrase. It loses its power and meaning. It's like the story of the boy who cried wolf. After a while people switch off. I just laughed when I saw it trending this morning.

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@Anja_Popp @cathynewman

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Police finally find where the offensive tweets have been coming from... #hatecrimeawarenessweek

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Destroying your food supply to stop it being sunny in February. Genius. What could go wrong?

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Must be the far-right again.

Emergency Times

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Major incident ongoing in Dublin City as a number of people are reported to have been stabbed. Gardaí and multiple emergency service personnel are at the scene at Parnell Square East. #Dublin

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@SkyNewsBreak Yes, the values of knife and acid attacks.

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"It's just a conspiracy theory..."

Holidays to be restricted by 'carbon passports'

Travel companies like TUI are already planning the switch away from resorts in Greece and Spain to Belgium, Slovenia and Poland

www.walesonline.co.uk

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#ThursdayThoughts Youth unemployment: UK 12% France 12.8% Ireland 13.7% Luxembourg 14.4% Belgium 18.2% Portugal 23.7% Italy 32.7% Spain 37.9% Greece 39.5% Tell me again how #Brexit stole your future?

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